Spell Meow

I don't know if it's because of my misidentification of the cat that made Brother Jie feel an unprecedented sense of crisis.

Brother Jie and Brother Wu have been very diligent recently.But the hard work of the two of them didn't matter, and they still maintained a close relationship with me after they came here, which made people very puzzled.

Brother Jie is more aloof than before. It may be that my behavior last time hurt the fragile and sensitive heart of the little cat. In short, after he came recently, he would rather fight with Shier to grab the highest position on his cat climbing frame than Ken sat next to me for my occasional petting.

Obviously he used to be willing to let me cuddle and stick him sometimes, but recently he was as cold as a different cat.

If it wasn't for the fur collar and the trinity of the fifth brother who confirmed that I did not recognize the wrong cat this time, I really wondered if I had mistakenly recognized the second cat in such a short period of time, or it was the little cat that was placed in the doctor's foster care. Siam himself a cat sneaked out again.

But after confirming the situation with the doctor, I realized that little Siam is living a very happy and simple life in the hospital now, and someone plays with him every day, and he probably suffered from the loss of sneaking out to play last time. Now I am a little phobic about the gate of the hospital. I usually never approach it. After being forced to approach it, I will try my best to return to the warm embrace of the nurse at the front desk. Under the doting of the hospital staff, the weight regained quite quickly. Well, the last time I went to see him, he was almost a fat little kitten again.

But until now, his owner has not been found. Many people have proposed to adopt this little guy because of his character and breed, but the doctors have not let go.

I don't know what kind of adopter he wants to find for the little guy named Coal Ball.

It's just that now my attention is more on Jack.

As a wicked person, I naturally have my own way to deal with this kind of kitty who is just aloof.

Anyway, he is just aloof, he can only get angry, he can't hit people, is there any kitten in this world that is easier to attract than this?

No!

"Come down you!"

Recently, I have become more flexible and proficient in standing on the sofa and grabbed the Siamese cat's buttocks while the cat was not prepared, completely ignoring his resistance and meowing, and directly squeezed him off the platform forcibly.

Shi Er jumped back to his seat from the next platform as if he was very pleased with my behavior, and found a good angle to lie down comfortably, with his chin resting on the tip of his claws, looking down on me to force Liang Jia The kitten hooked its tail happily.

Satoru rolled half a circle to the side very naturally, just to make a vacancy where I could sit down accurately, tilted his head and looked at me molesting the kitten, turning a blind eye to the resistance of the Siamese cat as if watching a play, and also ignored the other's Asking for help was indifferent, but instead he snored happily as if he was enjoying watching the excitement.

It's really hard to see that the two of them are usually good and almost inseparable.

Jie struggled desperately in my arms, stretched out his claws to press my face and meowed loudly, it could be said that he used all his strength to resist my approach.

But the paw didn't stick out, which means he hasn't stepped on his bottom line yet.

As a person who is good at observing, I can easily touch their minds.

And I don't know what the two of them are doing recently. Although I can't see much change just by visual inspection because I often meet, but when I touch it, I realize that both of them have lost a lot of weight. The heavy feeling of a strong man on his body has almost disappeared without a trace, but there is a bit of thinness that can be touched to the bone. into this.

Although Mr. Night Moth told me that the two of them lost weight recently because they had a lot of fun at home and outside, but they lost weight in this season when they should be put on autumn fat. It's a little worrying.

After all, in this season in my house, apart from Shier, Huiyuan and Qihai both made me fat because of autumn fat, and it really worried me that only the two of them lost weight.

"You guys are really enterprising... What are you doing outside?"

I raised Jie's forelegs to make him stand up, and then ignored his resistance and leaned against the tip of his nose. It was wet and cold, but I exhaled warm and vigorous breath.

"At least take care of yourself, right? Both of you have lost weight? How about going out with me tomorrow? It doesn't matter if you don't have to be so busy at work."

I call the habit of cats wandering outside as "work". After all, such a hard-working enclosure movement is only done by a very enterprising cat king, so I thought of Xiao Li and me before. Speaking of things, I decided to take a few of them out to have fun.

The most important thing is that if you go out to play, you can ask the boss Xingping to order a bento. The bento is random and completely different from the dishes in the izakaya. It is very difficult to resist this temptation.

"I asked Boss Xinghei to prepare delicious food for you, okay? Losing weight in this season is really worrying... Is Mr. Noctua still so busy recently?"

Jamie groaned and hooked her tail, and then I put her down and held her in my arms, stroking her back, but now she calmed down, and didn't try to run away from my arms anymore. She froze for a while, probably due to consciousness It was too late to escape from my clutches, so I honestly found a comfortable position in my arms and lay down, squinted my eyes and snored softly.

Mr. Moth has been very busy recently.

I met him again because of Qihai and Huiyuan's matter, the tired look on his face and the dark circles under the eyes are just like the appearance of me working non-stop for 48 hours without closing my eyes. The extent of his tears.

But he is very sure that he will be able to take Qihai and Huiyuan back by the end of the year...

At least the decoration of the home is almost finished, which should be a good thing for Mr. Noctua, who is so busy with work.

And I need to relax too.

The competition of the Winter Cup has reached a fever pitch, and I am also very busy, relying on at least 2+ steps every day to dominate the circle of friends, even my daddy and mommy called me from far away to care for me Is it because I quit my job and became a fitness coach, so the number of steps I take every day is 2 and 3.

It's really a very sad thing.

It’s hard to come to an end at work recently, and I can finally usher in a brand new weekend after at least three non-stop working weeks have passed. If Xiao Li didn’t mention this to me, I almost forgot to start Ready for the new year.

It's the end of November, and although it seems a little early to prepare for the New Year, but I don't go home for the New Year this year, I really need to clean up the house in advance, and sort out what things I need to prepare for the New Year here.

In fact, I am a very home-loving person. I used to go home every year to celebrate the New Year. If it wasn’t for Shi’er’s accident this year, I should also go back to my own home and live surrounded by relatives, friends and neighbors. A New Year like a pig, but unfortunately I can't go back this year for the time being.

However, when I think that next year I will end my work in Japan and be able to take my family home with me, I suddenly feel that the world has become brighter, and it is not so unacceptable that I cannot go back this year.

"I still want to buy some small gifts for you guys."

I touched Wu next to me again, the white cat flicked its tail comfortably and dozed in the soft pillow, so comfortable that one would want to bury one's head on his furry belly and sleep on his soft belly .

"But for the few of you, probably there is no better gift than Boss Xinghei's cat rice?"

I picked up the cat sun hat scattered on the coffee table and put it on Wu's head. He didn't even lift his eyelids, he just flicked his tail to express his protest and then fell asleep. He was lying very peacefully as if he had no power to resist me. .

But even though that's what I said, I don't know if the two of them will come tomorrow...

Anyway, the three cats in the house are going to be taken out, but I still prepared cat food for five cats. Dividing what is eaten equally is not considered a waste.

It doesn't matter to let the three of them eat more occasionally, and when the seafood is basically the best recently, what they eat recently is very happy, much happier than what they ate before.

But after seeing the three new cats at home the next day, I was still a little shocked.

The Russian blue cat that rarely came with Jie and Wu squatted on my desk, lowered its head shyly as if it was a bit embarrassed, and meowed, the cold wind blowing in from the opened window froze me Immediately, he became energetic, and it was obvious where the three of them came from.

Careless, I forgot to lock the window after watering the flowers yesterday.

I was in a trance for a while, and I looked at the time and found that it was half an hour earlier than the alarm clock I set, and two of the three cats were already staring at me with sparkling and watery eyes. The look of great interest seems to be looking forward to where I will take the two of them to play today.

"Can you two really understand what I'm saying? I'm really excited... Are you elementary school students who know that they will have a spring outing the next day? It's too early now."

I couldn't help rubbing the head of Satoru who was closest to me. The white cat tilted its head and narrowed its eyes very cooperatively. Shi'er, who yawned and looked towards them brightly, meowed, as if greeting him.

Shier glanced at a few of them, got up and stretched, and jumped off the bed neatly, as if staying with them in the same space for too long would suffocate him.

"Go to the living room and play for a while."

I locked the window, and habitually sent a message to Teacher Noctua, and picked up three of them in one go——

Oh, the three of them are still too heavy to hold them all at once. After putting the three of them into the living room in batches, I started to get up and change clothes.

Anyway, they woke up... And they were really looking forward to it, and even brought all the nitrates here. Now the five cat meals are really not enough, so they can only share one out of each of them. Let’s make a piece for Nitzi. After all, it won’t show if I ask Boss Xingping to add a point to me at this time, and it’s really inhumane to force people to make me an extra cat’s meal early in the morning. .

Qihai and Huiyuan were probably woken up by their energetic companions. It didn't take long before I heard cats meowing one after another in the living room, warning them not to fight for the rest of their lives. After that, the voice became quieter, but then Wu Wu Because the sweetness content is too high, the very obvious voice rang out crisply and briefly, and then fell silent, which made me a little uneasy.

People who keep pets probably have this kind of trouble. The little bastards in the house are in pain when they make a movement, but they feel quite disturbed when they don't make a movement.

But today's trip is also specially made.

I put on a black dress and a red bow headband, looked at myself in the full-length mirror, and nodded with satisfaction, very satisfied with my outfit.

It’s a little selfishness of mine. After raising a black cat, I’ve wanted to play like this for a long time.

This collocation, if you don't cosplay "Kiki's Delivery Service", it will make people feel regretful, but there has never been a chance before.

Although it’s a bit cold to wear like this in this season… But it doesn’t matter, there is no limit to human wisdom and inventions, thanks to thermal underwear and warm babies, I personally declare that this is one of the most useful inventions in the world, ranking No. First and foremost.

As for the broom of the witch Kiki in the movie... I have already prepared it.

The props were indeed prepared a long time ago, just because there was really no time to take Shi Er out so late, and he was reluctant enough to go out every day, and he was temporarily entrusted with this matter because he was too busy. I have known Boss Xingping for a while, so that big broom has been eating dust with my precious motorcycle in the garage for a long time.

Even some time ago, because there were not enough sanitary tools for the general cleaning of the apartment, I briefly resumed my own work.

Thinking about it carefully, what kind of human suffering and social animal life have I lived.

Shier was puzzled when he saw me at first glance, and jumped off the cat climbing frame as if he couldn't recognize me, and walked around me cautiously. Several other cats also opened their eyes curiously. His eyes looked at me, as if he was surprised that I was dressed like this today.

"If you change a skirt, you won't recognize me?"

I knelt down and touched Shi'er's head. At this moment, Shi'er grunted and rubbed against my palm as if confirming me, then tilted his head curiously and looked at the red bow tie on my head, and stood up. The front paw rested on my knee, and I stretched my neck to sniff it, as if I was seriously distinguishing what was on my head, or maybe I was wondering why humans would like to wear this kind of cat and it was not comfortable after wearing it. thing.

Because of work, I am used to wearing whatever is comfortable, and I haven’t worn this kind of skirt for a year. If it weren’t for today’s whim, I guess this skirt won’t see the light of day until I go home.

"The opportunity is rare, today I will take you all to have a good experience of life."

Although the preparation time is a bit rushed, but this is not a problem for me.

After all, I am also a dead line fighter anyway, and the rush of time will not change my goal, it will only make me explode.

The six cats all tilted their heads in unison, I rubbed their heads one by one, and happily put them on the leash——

Shier is also using a collar model, and his luminous vest is basically only useful at night, not so much during the day.

The backpack that was prepared yesterday contains the things that may be used today. Basically, they belong to cats. My own is only a bottle of water and a short wig. I will change it when I get to the place.

Otherwise, I'm really worried that if I bring it in advance, my motorcycle will blow my wig off all the way.

The destination was recommended by Xiao Li to me. According to her, it was recommended by her relatives and girlfriends. There are few people and the scenery is good. If you are going on an outing, I strongly recommend that I go there to help her step in advance.

Although the place is a little far away, it's rare to have a rest, so it doesn't matter if you go to a place farther away.If it's really as beautiful as she said and there are few people, then it's worth it.

The six cats followed me together. I went out at this point and it was a weekend. I accidentally waited until the elevator was rarely empty. I went all the way to the first floor. After I lifted the tarpaulin covering the locomotive, the six cats The reactions were mixed, and Shi Er, who had already been in a car, was already eager to jump into the pocket of the front car that was basically prepared for him.

"Wait until I push the car out."

Without raising my eyelids, I hugged him very precisely at the moment he took off and put him aside. I didn't plan to carry the weight in advance at this time.

He meowed unhappily, squatted on the tool table beside him and looked at me with his tail upright.

For today's trip, I specially installed two temporary car pockets next to the locomotive, just to facilitate the storage of these five or six cats.

However, if the number rises to 6, the previously estimated seats will be a little crowded...but there should still be room for them to sit.

The main reason is that Shire and Wu's physiques are really too big. Just the two of them can basically occupy one position with one cat, and the remaining four cats are easier to arrange.

"Wait for me, I'll go get some bento. Today, you have to share some of the cat food with Nitzi, you know? I thought at most only Jie and Wu would come...

But it's okay, if you don't have enough to eat, how about I give you some of what I eat?It's okay to eat like this once in a while. "

I touched Nitro's head, and Elan, who was squatting on the back seat of the car and still looking at the frame of the locomotive, raised his head and let out a mime, which really touched my heart.

Boss Xingping left me the store key of the izakaya for me to pick up the bento in the morning, and put it in his mailbox. They looked at me in unison. Except for Shi Er who sat down once and did not express surprise, the other five cats expressed a little bit of excitement more or less.

"You guys will find your own place."

I checked their positions, and they all shrewdly got into the positions I had prepared for them before, and they didn't look squeezed after adding a nitrate, but they were full and just right.

I put a small helmet on each of their cats——the same model as Shier’s before, and it’s cheaper to buy at wholesale prices. Although I’ve seen the route early in the morning, I haven’t walked it, and I don’t know how the road conditions are, so Have this ready for them all.

And seat belts.

Although it is probably a one-time prop, this does not prevent me from placing an order for this pet multi-person (?) seat with enthusiasm.

As for the bento and broom, they are all placed on my noble back seat.

Not cats, cats scratch my leather cushions.

"Let's go." I stepped on the scooter, tidied up the skirt, twisted the handle, and heard the dull growl of the scooter, which was rare, and my blood boiled a little.

Shier was sitting in the front pocket of the car, only a pair of ears poked out from the gap on the helmet, revealing a small triangular point pointing straight ahead, it seemed that he was more ready to go than me look.

"Nanami and Huiyuan also rode in my car..." I chatted with the cat casually while starting the motorcycle, "But at that time, the two of you who were seriously injured were unconscious... This kind of experience is for the two of you Probably the first time too?"

The locomotive tried to drive steadily for a certain distance, and then began to roar and accelerate. The wind made me unable to hear whether the cat replied to me, or whether my words had reached the cat's ears. Earl leaned back a little due to the acceleration of pushing his back, and then sat in the basket very steadily, letting the strong wind howl and blow past his face, causing the tips of his ears to sway, and only he himself was rooted in it like a rock. Not moving like a mountain.

I really didn't know you were so good at playing.

"If you can't stand it, get down!"

Because I knew the effect of the wind, I shouted very loudly: "Be careful to be blown away by the wind!"

The cat turned its head slightly and glanced at me, its contemptuous eyes seemed to express that it was only you.

I really didn't know you liked to pretend so much before.

Thank you Jie and Wu for coming so early in the morning. At least the road conditions are shocking now. I haven’t experienced such a smooth road in 300 years.

——The destination is the paradise that my colleague Amway gave me.

Goodbye Tokyo!Once I get out of town I can drive the fucking speed limit!

The author has something to say: The stalk of cos Kiki’s Delivery Service came from my relatives and friends who showed me a photo of Kosakura coser hitting a kitten’s head with a bird’s head stick;

Because Kosakura came in, it was replaced by Kiki's Delivery Service;

It's really suitable, it's better to say that it's too suitable to play this meme [. 】;

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I forgot to mention it when I think about it, I haven’t studied Japanese traffic regulations and how to modify motorcycles so that they don’t violate the regulations... Anyway, this is written for the sake of the plot, please don’t take it seriously_(:з」∠)_;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!