Spell Meow

The rice bowls of the three cats are disposable lunch boxes from Xinghei Izakaya. It is very convenient to clean up. I just need to wipe the place where they ate, and wipe all their faces at the same time, and the day is over. dinner.

Wu licked two sips and was not interested in yogurt, but because our family does not allow such a waste of food, he was grabbed by the neck and forced to drink a box of yogurt. After drinking, he danced angrily When I got to the cat climbing frame, my butt was facing me, and I didn't even hang down my tail. It looked like "you don't even want to touch a cat hair".

Nitro really likes to drink yogurt. She licked the yogurt in the box very consciously, then licked her mouth and looked at me with shining eyes. I don’t need to express too much, I understand what she means. box.

"No, you can only drink one box a day."

I raised my eyes and watched my Russian blue cat couldn't help but kissed her on the forehead, and then put her on the cat climbing frame. He turned out his cat toy and put it on the cat climbing frame. He rubbed the heads of Nitzi and Jie and said, "If you want to play with toys, you can play by yourself. I'm going to take a bath first."

Although the weather is getting colder, I still get used to taking a shower at home after coming back from the wind and dust outside.

There is no doubt that a hot bath can relax people physically and mentally, and for me to go home and take a hot bath is a very comfortable and lazy thing, which means that I basically isolate myself from all the worries outside Come, even the mood will become happy.

However, I encountered some problems when I took a shower today.

I was still enjoying feeling the hot water from the shower washing away my exhaustion, when I heard the panicked cat meowing one after another suddenly from the direction of the living room. , As soon as I turned off the water, wrapped in a towel and rushed out, the slippers almost slipped.

Five cats stood on the cat climbing frame together, scrambling to occupy the topmost platform of Shier's cat climbing frame, which was not that spacious.

Every cat had the same frightened expression, the fur on their backs stood up, their tails were stretched up behind them like wooden sticks, and they stared at the ground below in horror.

"What's wrong!?"

I almost thought there was a burglar in the house, but I searched around but couldn't find all the cats—

Other than my cat, the culprit who was so frightened, Shier, who was slumped on the sofa, the only thing he did after seeing me coming out was to raise his eyelids and let out a meow. Everything about it has nothing to do with him, and the frightened meowing of other cats has nothing to do with him.

The five pairs of cat eyes that were wide open and even the pupils shrunk into a shuttle shape in horror looked at me in unison, meowing as if they were seeing a savior—although Qihai still stubbornly did not meow, it was obvious that he His expression was also very frightened.

Stared at by such eyesight, I used my excellent 5.0 eyesight to scan the living room again, and finally found it along with the cat's anxious meowing and constant looking eyes, and let them squeeze together. The culprit of the island.

The ferocious beast with a glossy and shiny brown shell slowly raised its paws and combed its slender, slender tentacles that are sharp enough to catch changes in the airflow. The two antenna-like tentacles moved lightly, bit by bit, as if testing the airflow. It seemed to change, and then suddenly changed direction and aimed at me, sliding the three-team legs that could climb all kinds of smooth surfaces, and rushed towards me extremely swiftly.

The cat screamed even more fiercely. With my excellent eyesight, I caught the corner of its slightly opened shell and exposed translucent wings, and nimbly slid down the narrow aisle to pass by the beast.

But the facts proved that my prediction was very accurate, because this thing spread its wings fiercely and flew up. If I hadn't dodged quickly, it would have probably landed on my face just now.

Realizing that the big southern cockroach that had appeared in my house could fly, the cat looked even more frightened.

After they realized that even occupying the highest position could not guarantee safety, they no longer desperately tried to win the isolated island at the top. They scattered around in a panic, each occupied a tabletop, arched their backs, and stared at the cockroach in panic. He looked at me in horror again, as if asking me why this thing is so fierce, why it can fly even if it is so fierce, whether it eats cats or not, and how many cats it eats a day.

"It's okay, it's just a cockroach."

As a southerner, I am naturally experienced in many battles. Countless big southern cockroaches have died under my dragging children since I was a child. I even practiced the unique skill of 100% killing at least one cockroach in a pair of slippers. Every summer In my happy time, Kai Wushuang killed all the children who were at my fingertips, and I got a lot of results in one night.

—Of course all of this was before I was 10 years old.

After I was ten years old, I awakened to the knowledge that cockroaches are dirty and disgusting. From then on, I was no longer the vicious cockroach killer who can kill seven times in and out of the roach pile without emotion.

Because I thought it was too late to shoot cockroaches, my flying shoe skills were gradually lost. Now I have become an ordinary person who can face but can't snipe the opponent when the distance is too close. Have the courage to attack the evil beast, otherwise I will be a little weak.

But I'll forget it, why are you cats so afraid of cockroaches? !

Shouldn't hunting this small insect be your innate skill passed down your bloodline from generation to generation? !

As a cat, you are afraid of cockroaches, do you think this is reasonable? ?

But as the only human being in this family, I still have the obligation to protect the kitten. After measuring the difference in attack power, I decided to kill the cockroach today and buy cockroach medicine tomorrow.

The slippers I held in my hands gave me a sense of security, but when I confronted that vicious beast that was so nutritious and plump at first sight, I realized that if I slapped it to death, it would probably leave enough area It was a skeleton that would allow me to walk around it for several days even if it dragged the floor. I held the slippers in my hand and didn't know whether I should do it or not.

The black cat lying on the sofa finally raised its head after seeing me raising the weapon, and after realizing that I had been confronting the evil beast for too long, its expression gradually became speechless, as if saying that you are a piece of trash. People can't clean up, then lazily stretched their waists and stretched their limbs in an orderly manner, stepping on the armrest of the sofa gracefully and elegantly, looking down at the beast that is about to attack again, with the tip of its tail curled up, and bored He put it down, obviously this prey didn't interest him.

I said to the black cat with a solemn expression: "Shier, the safety of our family is entrusted to you. I only have one round of ammunition. If it misses, either it will die or I will die tonight."

If this guy goes missing at home, I won't be able to sleep peacefully tonight!

Having said that, it's autumn, you should hibernate too!You don't have to step on Xia Tian's tail like this to come out for activities, right? !

Shi'er grunted, and pointed his ears in the direction of the evil beast like a sonar, which meant that he was getting a little serious.

And I started to wander around meaninglessly to relieve my tension, and finally found an angle that I thought was quite good and threw the slippers out—MISS.

Reason tells me that this is the expected ending, but emotionally I cannot accept it.

The enraged beast fluttered its wings and flew towards me. The cat screamed even more fiercely, and I almost screamed, but my dignity as a human made me hold back and dodged the beast with a stride. attack - but it turned in the air!

Why are you still turning? !

I turned around and ran in horror, Shier jumped up heroically at this time, because I was in a hurry to escape for my life, I didn't see what he was doing. When I came back to my senses, I saw him sitting upright with his four paws folded. On my slippers, I lowered my head to look at the pair of tentacles that popped out from the bottom of the slippers, which seemed to express the desperate struggle of an evil beast, and looked up at me again, squinting my eyes and letting out an extremely sweet cry The cat meowed, the tip of its tail hooked up happily, and it proudly raised its head and chest as if waiting for me to collapse.

"Well done baby." I was terrified, afraid that the thing that was as good at shrinking bones as a cat would slip out from under the soles of my shoes: "You keep that position first, don't..."

verb: move……

There was a crisp click, and the cat sitting on the slippers shook its ears, still looking at me with a cute and cute face, and my desire to capture the murderer alive and execute him in a sealed environment was shattered. A pile of dead bodies suddenly burst into agony, but he still praised the cat: "My dear, you are doing a great job, just start losing weight with me tomorrow."

The cat looked at me incredulously, and looked at me as if to say "I have done a great service to you, and you are repaying me for your kindness", but I really can't go against my conscience and say that the size of a kitten can kill a cockroach with one ass Slim, and there are more important things to do right now.

I don't know how Shier caught the cockroach with my slippers just now, but it is obvious that the only tools the kitten can use are his four legs and a mouth, so I calmed down and collected the criminal's body with a mask of pain , wiped the floor several times with hot water, then hugged the leisurely cat and said kindly to him: "Go, baby, go take a bath with mom."

I would absolutely not allow a cat that has touched a cockroach to get into my bed without being scrubbed and hurried!

The black cat turned around and was about to run. I, who had already known his escape route for a long time, grabbed his belly that was trying to put it away from my hands, and accurately picked him up from the sofa with a monkey, and dragged him away. Then he went straight to the bathroom.

Although I am submissive to cockroaches, I can strike hard with cats.

Since I just took a shower not long ago, I can only wash my paws and face this time.

By the way, I have to brush my teeth.

The cat screamed and was dragged into the bathroom by me, and all the next sounds were shut inside by the soundproof door panel.