Spell Meow

The first time I opened my eyes in the morning, according to the reminder of my biological clock, I knew I was finished.

But I still glanced at the phone in disbelief, and this time I was sure that I was really screwed.

I didn't hear the alarm clock at all, and I was too tired to sleep last night, and now it's half an hour before I clock in for work.

——In other words, to put it in an easy-to-understand way, I'm already half an hour late.

For a moment I wanted to find a time machine and go back an hour to keep my lost full attendance.

But when I emptied my mind and lay dead on the bed for 30 seconds, I decided to choose to follow the call of nature, control this body ruled by capitalists, and call my boss to ask for leave.

——Anyway, if you are half an hour and half a day late, your salary will be gone, so what a fart it is!Ask for leave!

The moment the phone was connected, I coughed several times very skillfully, and the pig-like black cat sleeping next to me woke up instantly, and looked at me in shock with its ears closed.

In front of the pure big cat, I still slumped on the bed without changing my face and heartbeat, and said in a hoarse voice as if I was extremely weak and sick: "No, cough cough——I'm sorry boss... um cough cough cough !! I went back too late last night and caught a cold, cough cough, cough cough, caught a cold, I need to ask for a leave in the morning, cough cough, ask for a leave."

I played a patient with an Oscar-worthy acting skill—maybe a little too much.

Probably shocked by my proficient acting skills, the boss was silent for a moment before speaking: "In this case, you should rest at home in the morning, Tian Yuan, and remember not to be late in the afternoon."

I pretended to be thankful but actually thought that I should fucking hang up the phone, looked at the black cat looking up at me from the pillow, rubbed his head calmly and triumphantly: "I'm not bragging, I have never been found out about pretending to be sick and asking for leave since I was a child."

Although when I was in elementary school, my parents teamed up to play mixed doubles because of an accidental exposure, and I didn't use this skill much after that, but at least this skill that I have already specialized in is not so easily forgotten.

It’s rare to have such half a day of leisure time on a working day. I was too lazy to get up for a while, so I stretched out my arms to hug the black cat and fell on the bed. I leaned over and fumbled under the pillow for a long time before I found out the private number mobile phone used for daily life. From the back of the mobile phone case I took out the business card the doctor gave me and added him as a friend, and I was about to scroll through Weibo in a drunken dream, when I suddenly realized that the big fat boy in my arms was still a wounded patient.

I can be hungry and full, but the cat cannot.

Forget it...

I sighed for a long time, and I had no choice but to give up my plan to stay in bed, but the cat was still looking at me lazily lying on the pillow, its eyes seemed to express the meaning of "Why do you get up when you don't go to work", and it was not even asleep. Enough is enough to yawn.

Considering that the cat sleeps more than ten hours a day, and it was so late last night, he probably didn't get enough sleep.

"I'll go to Boss Xingping to buy some cat rice for you first..." I rubbed Maomao's head, "Then I'll buy you some meat for dinner. Although Boss Xingping's cat rice is delicious, you can't eat it every time. Please ask him to prepare cat food for you."

Shi Er meowed and hooked the tip of his tail. I don’t know if it’s because of the filter I put on. I always felt that he was expressing what he knew. After a moment’s hesitation, I chose to let him stay alone with the cat Outside, instead of putting him in a cage to prevent him from playing around and opening his wounds.

——The main reason is that the largest cat cage I bought before was too small for Shier, so I can only wait for the newly ordered dog cage to arrive last night.

"I'll be right back, you stay at home alone."

I casually grabbed my hair and put it behind my head, grabbed the largest canvas bag hanging on the coat rack, stuffed my wallet, mobile phone and keys into it, and rushed out the door stepping on my flip-flops.

The soft bed has the magic power to lure you to sleep, and Fu Heisher slept for a long time after being half asleep and half awake.

In the case of being seriously injured, the instinct in the cat form was also screaming that he needed more sleep and nutrition to recover as soon as possible, so he slammed his mouth, thinking that if the troublesome six-eyed kid hadn't come to find him, he would be able to recover as soon as possible. Gotta get some more sleep.

The huge white cat with snow-white fur stepped gracefully on the balcony handrail, bypassing the vigorous and lush potted plants on the balcony and landed lightly. It looked at Fu Heisher with blue eyes through the glass door, and jumped Hanging on the handrail, he directly opened the balcony door and got in through the gap, whimpering in his throat, and uttered a mocking low hum at him.

"No way, you two hold grudges so much?"

The black cat yawned, showing its sharp and snow-white canine teeth, and flicked its tail, looking a little tired: "I'm just doing it for the mission—and besides, the astral body isn't dead, so let's call it even. If I fail the mission, I still have to deal with it." It’s a lot of money, I’m at a loss anyway—or are you willing to help me pay liquidated damages?”

He didn't have too much hostility towards these two high school brats, and it was just a mission to take action against them before. Now that the mission failed, he didn't need to fight them for nothing.

Therefore, Fu Heisher acted passively and perfunctorily. If it wasn't for the inconvenience of moving too much because of the wound on his body, he would have simply rolled over and turned his back on the two brats.

"You guy is really not dead."

Gojo Satoru tucked his tail under his feet, staring at Fu Heisher, who had obviously been healed and recovered well on the bed, clicked his tongue in his heart, and patted the tip of his tail on the ground in displeasure.

"The leader of the organization that hired you has been arrested, and he will probably receive the death penalty in a while."

Another Siamese cat, which was slightly smaller than the white cat, also came in, and squatted at the door, staring at Fuheshier with its slightly darker blue eyes: "You probably don't need it." Pay liquidated damages."

"Really? That's really great." Fu Heisher meowed from the bottom of his heart: "After all, even if I have to pay, I have no money."

"I just said, why did you choose to settle down here..." Gojo Satoru flicked his tail, jumped to the side desk critically and looked down at Fuheshier who was lying on the bed, "Because I saw People from Yuanyue."

"It's not convenient for you conjurers to restore my human appearance from now on..." Fu Heisher didn't deny that he had ulterior motives, "It's not easy to find a chief of Yuanyue Shijie who can cook in Japan , don’t take advantage of the bastard.”

Although Yuanyue Academy is controlled by the Nakiri consortium, it has established an ambiguous relationship with the magic world since its establishment.

The selection of each Yuanyue Shijie not only selects chefs with excellent cooking skills, but also selects chefs who can cook special dishes.

This kind of special cuisine can greatly help people recover their vitality and replenish their mana, and even appease the large amount of negative emotions that the conjurer has accumulated due to the use of mana——

Although Fuheshier is not a magician, special cooking can also have a very good effect on a physique like God's curse, so he didn't leave immediately.

Although so far I don't know what the principle of this is, and I don't know why chefs who are supposed to be ordinary people can make this kind of food, but there is no doubt that this has contributed to the link between the world of magic and Yuanyue. It also caused each of the Ten Heroes to have a close relationship with the magicians.

At least Gojo Satoru knew everyone.

Especially the downstairs Xingping Chuangzhen who suddenly disappeared for more than a year and unexpectedly opened a izakaya here quietly.

"You're lucky." Gojo Satoru narrowed his eyes, and his sharp claws were pushed out from the soft claw pads, and they were buckled on the solid wood desk: "It's just that guy Chuangzhen doesn't care... But then It won't go on like this anymore."

Hate is indeed annoying, but no matter for Gojo Satoru or Xia Youjie, the two of them really don't have a particularly strong desire to kill Fu Heisher.It's just that seeing him like this makes me feel very uncomfortable, and I can't help but want to find fault.

"Why, do you still want to kill me?" Fu Heisher wagged his tail, but did not get up: "In this form, you two brats are no match for me."

"Is it just because of your current hemiplegia?" Gojo Satoru looked at him contemptuously: "You can only defeat me by sneak attack when you are alive, and you don't have any magic tools by your side. Do you think you can defeat us both now? indivual?"

Having said that, Wujo Wu rolled his eyes and stared at Fuhesher maliciously, even his tail was erected like a flagpole because of his high interest, wagging from side to side.

"As long as I tell the person who brought you back your real identity, you're going to get the hell out of here now."

"I don't hesitate to expose myself just to expose myself..." Fu Heisher said with emotion, "People from the Yusan family are as wicked as ever. But as long as I don't change, what can you do to me? The people who bring me back are at most I put it in the pet hospital and asked the doctor to find another adopter for me, whoever adopts it will adopt it."

Not only is he not a little embarrassed about his soft meal declaration, he also looks very proud: "Being a cat is much easier to be raised than being a human being."

His pricked ears finally caught the sound of footsteps stopping at the door. The moment the door was opened, Fu Heisher suddenly uttered a particularly sharp and miserable cat meow, Xia Youjie and Wujo Wutiao both burst out reflexively. He opened his hair and arched his back and let out a breath.

"Shir? What's wrong?!"

I suddenly heard the miserable meow, and I was so frightened that I almost threw the food in my hand.

After recovering, he picked up the broom behind the door and rushed back to the bedroom. When he looked up, he saw three huge and big cats crowded in the not-so-spacious bedroom.

My cat was lying on the bed and meowing one after another. The other two uninvited guests looked like arrogant outlaws, not only occupying my room and desk, but even screaming at my cat and stretching their paws.

"Where did you two come from again?!"

Immediately, my head was as big as a bucket, and I couldn’t help but feel worried when I heard Shi’er screaming so harshly. I put a broom in front of me and separated the three cats from reaching Shi’er. When I saw the open balcony door, I knew how the two cats came in. up.

Are all cats this aggressive now? !Then again, why does this white cat look so familiar?

Although it has been a long time since we met again, such a big and good-looking white cat is not common, I still recognize this guy who is breathing Shier as the white cat I met the night I picked up Shier .

I was quite shocked. I glanced at Shier in my arms and then at the white cat across from me. I looked at the black cat in my arms and howled aggrievedly, and asked him: "What is the hatred between you two? What is he doing?" After such a long time, why did you specially form a gang to come to your door and beat you?"

Although I don't know if Shier understands it, it's obvious that the three of them can't be in the same room by looking at him.

After comparing the fighting power of the four of us, I still chose to take Shir to retreat first-although the cat cage I bought before was a bit smaller, at least it was safer to stay inside than outside.

So without hesitation, I hugged Shier and stuffed him directly into the cage. I met his shocked cat eyes, and I comforted him without any regrets: "Although I can't beat them, at least you You won’t be beaten in the cage. Although the cage is a bit small, it’s only enough for a while, so don’t worry, Shier.”

The white cat and Siam backed away again and again, and slipped out along the gap of the balcony door as if they had become spirits, and ran away without a trace in a blink of an eye.

I took the opportunity to close the door and locked it, thinking that when I go out in the future, I have to lock the doors and windows——

Then I realized that there were still carefully cared for potted plants on my balcony, wondering if they had been spoiled by cats.

I hurried out to take stock of the damage, and as soon as I opened the balcony door, I heard a burst of loud laughter coming from not far away and gradually going away. It sounded so happy that even the air seemed to clear up.

"There are events nearby..."

I was a little puzzled at this point, someone was laughing like this outside, but I was curious for a moment, and I was relieved after counting the rest of the sweethearts. At least those two cats were still following the rules of the world, and the pursuit of revenge did not affect the innocent. person.

"You guy..."

I took Shi'er out of the cage with difficulty, and this time I realized how much my arm strength just exploded beyond the limit: "Forget it, it wasn't you who caused the trouble."

After looking at the cat over and over again to make sure he was not injured, I was completely relieved and greeted him to come over for dinner. Shi Er seemed a little bit overwhelmed, and I couldn't help but feel pity in my heart, and I felt that I shouldn't treat Jinpen The cat who washed his hands was so harsh, out of compensation, he added a few pieces of salmon as condolences.

"Eat..." I patted the cat's head pityingly, "I was frightened today. Are you hungry after waiting for so long? I'll give you an extra meal today, sorry to see you."

Shi Er grunted, stared at Maofan for a long time before biting down hard.