Spell Meow

I don’t know if I put a buff on my head that will definitely meet acquaintances/familiar cats when I went out today. When I wiped my hands and walked back to the entrance of the venue, I happened to meet Yamamoto who came out of it.

He was still holding a long black cylindrical cloth bag in his hand, he was a little surprised when he bumped into me, and asked, "Did you just come back, Tianyuan-san?"

"Yeah, do you go to the bathroom too?" I kindly pointed him the way: "The sign over there is broken, it refers to a bathroom that is about to be demolished, it's better to go through the road behind me Oh, the bathroom."

"Thank you, I'm just going." He touched the back of his head with a refreshing smile, and looked behind me as I pointed, with an indescribable expression on his face for a moment...It even made me feel a little bit A murderous cold expression.

I seem to see my dad killing fish.

I instinctively looked back because of the change in his expression, but I didn’t see anything, and Yamamoto happened to step forward and patted my shoulder, and when I looked at him in surprise, he turned back very politely. The position said: "I'm sorry, I saw dust on your shoulders just now, it seems to be stuck to the wall."

"Ah? Really?" I wondered where this thing came from, but I thanked him politely and pulled away a little.

I can't cope with this kind of people who are a little too familiar. The distance just now has completely exceeded my social politeness distance. It made me a little allergic, so I just found an excuse and went back to the venue. When I entered, I almost thought that I had gone to the wrong place. All his friends, including Yamamoto, were gone. My place, including the ones next to me, was empty and eye-catching.

really weird……

I thought they would come back soon, but I didn't see them come back until the end of the game. I looked at the bags they were still on, thought about it and stayed there for a while, and waited for more than half an hour. I haven't seen them come back for hours, so each of them put a post-it note on their bags, telling the staff not to take away their things for the time being, and then hurried away with their own things.

Instinctively, I felt that something was wrong, and when I thought about it carefully, I felt that the thing Yamamoto was carrying just now didn't look like a baseball bat.

But after thinking about it carefully, I wanted to create a detective script of Jiashien with passion, so I quickly stopped my thoughts, subconsciously paid attention to the door, and found that I still didn't see them, and then I set foot on the way home. .

Today, the GPS on Shier's collar showed that he stayed at home honestly all day, which made me very satisfied. I decided to ask Xingping Boss to fry two more saury for him as an extra meal.

But watching the game today is really tiring for me... I feel like my cervical spondylosis is about to attack, it's really terrible.

While pinching my neck in a painful mask, I reflected on my behavior of being insulated from all fitness exercises since I came here, and decided to take out the fitness ring that had almost started to collect dust when I got home.

The former table tennis school team members have now been completely reduced to sub-healthy social animals with poor work and rest. This contrast is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who see it.

It's decided, next week I will take the ping pong board to the nearby table tennis hall to abuse the food.

By the way, let me solidify the rumor that "everyone can play ping-pong" (×).

Today, it is quite rare for Shi Er to warmly greet me when I came back without cat food, but just as I walked to the door and meowed at me twice, I saw his expression froze, and he stared intently at the cat. I glanced up and down at me twice with a sizing look, then flicked my tail angrily and walked away.

?

I thought that if I go out, I won't be so sloppy that even kittens won't come near me, right?

But when I saw the slender, white, soft and elastic cat hair on my body that was better than mine, I fell silent.

I'm sorry, but Mommy betrayed you.

But no one can refuse a kitten who is acting like a baby, especially when the kitten is still beautiful and beautiful.

Wait, is Wu male or female?

Forget it, the cat won't mind.

"Don't be angry, it's my mistake, okay?" I admitted my mistake very sincerely, and apologized while rolling the cat hair stained on my body with a hair sticking device: "This time, I just saw Wu and Jie and the others outside. Look, if you leave them alone, it won’t be good if they get lost, and I usually don’t look for them to play with.”

But if I come across it by accident, I will definitely fuck it.

Wrong, but dare not only next time, every time.

Shi Er ignored me, lying on the sofa and pulling the remote control.Probably because he thought I was annoying, and after glancing at me, he rarely went to stay on the cage by himself, probably because he wanted to occupy a high ground to express "don't touch me".

Unfortunately, the cage in our house is only so high. In order to prevent him from going up the tallest refrigerator, I put sundries on it. The chandelier is absolutely not allowed. It can only be possible after the new cat climbing frame arrives. A chance to be alone.

After I put down the bag, I picked up the cat without hesitation, ignored his resistance, and sucked it twice. After sucking, I put him down contentedly and turned on the TV to take a shower.

The cat has nothing to love, and finally gave up struggling. After playing with me, I put him on the ground and did not move. He only hooked his tail to show that he was still alive.

"Do you want to drink yogurt?" I just opened the refrigerator and saw the yogurt on the outermost side. I asked subconsciously, and then took out a box without his answering: "It's better to drink it quickly. It's not fresh anymore."

Shir didn't seem to have such a desire for yogurt. I called him several times before he reluctantly came over and jumped on the bar.

Seeing his appearance, I silently crossed the yogurt snack option from the next purchase list, but I bought everything this time, and I had to let him finish it.

Don't waste it, our family can't afford a little waste now.

Maybe it can be made into yogurt ice cream to trick him into eating it.On such a hot day, he doesn't turn on the air conditioner at home alone with a cat, and it doesn't hurt to eat ice occasionally, he should like it.

But then again, Shi Er doesn't like any snacks except cat food...

Although this can save a lot of money and effort, I always feel that this little cat is more self-disciplined than me, and it seems that he has lost a little bit of the fun of raising a cat...

I forced him to reflect on this problem while taking a shower after drinking the yogurt. In the end, I still felt that it must be because I didn't buy enough kinds of snacks that I didn't choose the snacks he liked.

Next time, I can give him a try of homemade... He seems to prefer homemade food like cat rice to buying ready-made ones?

How did this guy hang around outside before he made such a fuss?Hmm... I don't know if I will like beef jerky, but he doesn't like the one I bought before... Or can I make some crispy dried fish for him?In this way, even if he doesn't want to eat, I can solve it by myself.

Otherwise, every time I buy snacks, the doctor will be cheaper in the end, which makes me really unable to calm down for my wallet.

Thinking of this, I feel a little itchy myself.

Just kidding, as a chef's daughter, how could I not know how to cook.

The only disgusting thing is washing the dishes, not cooking at all!

When I came out wrapped in a bath towel after taking a shower, I found that Shi Er, a ghostly guy, had learned to turn on the TV by himself without a teacher, and he was lying on the sofa without moving his eyes, looking like he was watching it with great interest.

I rubbed his head with my outstretched wet hand, and he glared at me angrily, then retracted his hand as if nothing had happened, and went back to the room to change his pajamas. After changing the pajamas, he saw the cat was still there Anguishedly trying to dry the wet fur on my skull.

This scene was so interesting that I couldn't help but grabbed the cat and rubbed his wet head twice to wipe off all the water on it. Ignoring his dissatisfaction, I forcibly hugged him and cut the channel Look at my beloved special photo.

But then again, was that a horse race just now?How come I don't remember finding this channel on my TV...

I was a little puzzled. I switched back and checked and found that this channel has always been available. It’s just because I haven’t watched TV programs for a long time and only watched the cast screen, so I didn’t know that there were horse racing programs available at this point. Come.

Otherwise, if he automatically pays the fee for me without knowing what fee item is pressed, then I will lose a lot.

The cat is next to me, and I am leaning against the cat. The two creatures rely on each other to watch TV, but it is not so deserted or too lively.

I don't know if this is a common problem with cats, Shi'er slid down while leaning against me, and when I turned my head, I found that he was already squinting his eyes and pillowed in my arms in a half-dream and half-awake state.

"Go to sleep if you're tired."

The cat sleeps more than ten hours a day, and I was not surprised, so I got up and carried him back to the bedroom.

As a result, he followed out again. I saw that he had no intention of going back to the bedroom, so I simply put a pillow beside him and let him sleep on it. I put my hand on the black cat's belly, which is breathing evenly and steadily, and stroked it every time. , I thought this guy's flesh is really solid enough.

It's a solid bowling ball.

"I'll take you out for a walk when I have time next week, okay?"

I habitually rubbed Shi'er's soft stomach while talking to myself: "I'll take you out to play when the leash arrives. Usually, you must never go outside by yourself. Can you hear me?"

Although such things as walking cats are quite rare, but Kan Shier's personality will suffocate him if he is locked up at home every day. If you have time, take him out for a few laps to satisfy his hunger.

But then again, as a dog fan, I want to keep a cat just to avoid walking the dog. Why do I have to walk the cat in the end? !

Thinking of this, I rubbed the cat's stomach indignantly, and the cat raised its eyelids and looked at me in confusion, and gave a "hmm" in doubt. The voice was soft and milky, and it went into my heart. It made me regret that I was such a scumbag that I bullied the kitty like this.

But thinking about when this guy made me angry, I immediately broke free from my demons.

This is the price he has to pay for raising my blood pressure. What regrets do I have!

Shi'er turned over to reveal his furry belly, stretched his waist, stretched his body and stretched it into a long strip, put his paws on my arms, and relaxed a bit like stepping on milk.I pinched his lukewarm pads amusedly, and squeezed out the tips of his claws: "You bastard..."

He meowed softly again, then fell asleep and slammed his mouth twice and closed his eyelids.

"Go to sleep, go to sleep."

I rubbed his stomach to loosen its claws, pulled the thin blanket on the sofa and subconsciously covered his stomach: "It's fine as long as the kitty can eat and sleep well."