Spell Meow

The house is intact, neat and tidy, without any trace of violence.

The huge black cat was lazily leaning on the sofa, and when it heard the sound of my door opening, it just shook its ears and ignored me, not knowing whether it was angry or not.

"Won't you welcome me when I come back?"

I complained, then shook the plastic bag in my hand: "Will you ignore me when I bring you dinner back?"

Only then did Shier make any movement, he turned his head and squinted at me, and hooked his tail, without meowing, the old monk seemed indifferent to the cat food produced by Boss Xingping.

I suddenly became suspicious, thinking of what the cat did last time, my face immediately changed, I put down the cat food and rushed to my small kitchen, unlocked the more complicated anti-theft lock on the refrigerator and opened it, good guy, this thing My son left me two plants of lettuce that he didn't eat at all, and I finished all the cooked food that I could put in the refrigerator for backup.

——I even finished eating the big box of curry that Boss Xinghei made for me last time for me to stock up and eat slowly!

My blood pressure soared in a flash, which means I am not a hypotensive patient, otherwise I would have to create a medical miracle now.

But this time the cat didn't feel guilty at all like last time, and even looked at me coldly, as if trying to break down my inner defense line with such eyes, and made me come back too late for myself and didn't take care of him. Feel guilty about this thing... Is this thing pua me? !

I used my last bit of rationality to look at the trash can. The garbage is not classified into dry and wet, but it is all in the trash can. Although it is useless, it is useful. With the unused rolling pin hand, he rolled up his sleeves, turned around and rushed towards the black cat.

The moment I rolled up my sleeves, Shier jumped up nimbly and ran to the dog cage, turned his head and glanced as if to confirm whether I was going to die with him, and after confirming the result, he grabbed the curtain and leaped forward, like a dark cloud Covered on the chandelier that is working diligently on the top of the sofa.

"Get out of here!"

I suddenly lost my mind, became helpless and furious, and stepped on the limp sofa, intending to squeeze this guy down.

But Shier was obviously sure that I couldn't reach him, and even with a clothes pole, he couldn't poke him from the gap in the chandelier, so he lay down on the chandelier and glanced at me, I was very I'm sure this guy looks at me with contempt.

"Am I short for you to eat or short for you to drink?! Why do you eat so much every time like a starving ghost reincarnated?!"

I roared angrily, jumped twice not only did not get the cat down, and even twisted my feet because the sofa was too soft when it fell down, I almost couldn't stand firmly, so I became even more angry and went straight to Tianling Gai.

"That's what I ate! I ate!!"

What annoyed me the most was not because he had eaten up my food reserves, but because it was too troublesome for me to spend time buying them again after the food reserves were exhausted.

The cooked food in the refrigerator can last at least a week because I don’t eat it frequently, but he finished it all in one go. When I think that I will have time to buy vegetables tomorrow, I want to put this finished thing in the refrigerator Li used as food reserve.

Shi Er yawned unmoved, and glanced at me with a "why are you making such a fuss" expression, completely unaware that his own life was swaying under the fierce struggle in my heart.

I stared at this dog fiercely for a long time, and finally comforted myself by spending so much money on him and killing him so that I couldn't get back to Ben.

Counting the money spent on this guy, it's worth every inch of meat. When I think about it, I can't eat, and I have angina.

I started to reflect from the fact that I almost set my house on fire when I baked rice cakes, to the fact that I wasted my dad’s pair of underpants for fishing in the water and almost drowned myself, and then to the fact that I turned on the faucets and the refrigerator in order to skate on the water like Tom and Jerry. For a whole day, I finally felt that this evil must have been made in my previous life so that I would spend money and energy in this life to pay back Shier, that bastard.

——After all, my parents have repaid the sins I committed in the past with mixed doubles. No matter how you look at it, there should be no such evil as Shier to take revenge on me.

"Let's have a good chat..." I pinched my waist and stared at the black cat on my head panting. I felt that the most urgent thing was to lure him down first, so I softened my voice and coaxed, "If you don't talk far away, you can get closer To put it bluntly, I didn’t mistreat you, did I? I didn’t cut your food short, did you wear it? It’s for your own good not to let you eat so much. You can eat more than me with such a big cat. Do you think it is reasonable? How can you eat so much in one meal?"

Speaking of this, I couldn't help but bring my sincere heart, sighed and said to the cat seriously: "I know you live a very hard life alone outside, but isn't it with me now? You don't have to Worry about going back to the old days, I will take good care of you."

The black cat didn't make a sound, but its vain gaze met mine just now, and suddenly it became solid and focused, looking directly at me, and blinked slowly as if thinking carefully .

Shi Er is good at everything, but when it comes to eating, he really looks like a starved ghost reincarnated.

Although the doctor said that he can increase his appetite appropriately, and I did increase his appetite a little bit, but this guy can eat more than me in one breath with his stomach open. I am afraid that he will burst his stomach. .

It didn't happen once or twice, and I asked the doctor several times.He is not surprised, saying that such behavior is actually more of a psychological problem, and this problem has occurred in more than one stray cat or stray dog.

It's just that Shir is the one with the most exaggerated appetite.

Correction cannot be corrected for a while, and the habits brought to them by wandering life will even affect them for a lifetime, so I can only pay more attention to my life.

But this guy is really too shrewd, unless it is under my nose, he can pick it no matter how many locks I put on the refrigerator.

He almost made me wonder whether it was Master Mao who opened the martial arts gym on the street or Master Wang who opened the lock downstairs. It takes me a while to open this thing, and I don’t know how he can open it faster than me. .

Shier stared at me for a long time before he looked away with his tail hooked, and lay down on the chandelier in an indifferent manner.

And now that I'm calming down, I'm not worried that he eats too much to support me, but I'm more worried about whether his [-]-pound tendon meat will crush my fragile chandelier.

If it collapses, there will be an additional expense that should not exist in theory!I don't want it!

Although the chandelier was crumbling, I was terrified, but after all, it still firmly supported the powerful quality of the tendon cat.

Shi Er probably also felt that it was not safe enough to stay on this thing, his eyes rolled around and looked around, and finally his eyes fell on me.

I immediately turned pale and took two steps back, jumped off the sofa without hesitation, put my arms around my chest vigilantly and warned him: "Don't even think about it, I won't pick you up! I can't bear this because of my bad back!" Wronged, you threw thirty pounds on me, and I will have to use a wheelchair in my next life!"

Shi Er raised his beard, but looked away.But I always feel that he still seems to want to try it very much, and immediately left this minefield in two or three steps to prevent him from jumping on me and sending me to rescue, then I will really be the headline tomorrow——

Maybe this area has to leave my legend. The young white-collar worker was paralyzed in the middle of the night because he was hit by a cat jumping off the chandelier. He could only live on a wheelchair for the rest of his life. If he tried hard, he would become a popular silly headline on the Internet all over the world. .

In the end, the huge black cat dexterously jumped directly from the chandelier to the back of the sofa, soundlessly like a vigorous beast that really lived in the jungle.

With just such a movement, he also swept off the dust accumulated on the back of the chandelier, and it fell on my sofa covered with a cotton sofa cover.

Fortunately, after raising the cat, I cleverly covered it, otherwise it would have cost me my life to remove and wash the sofa.

But after such a toss, Shi Er was once again stained with gray in a gray color, and the cat's claws still left a string of gray paw prints on the sofa cover.

Finally, I sighed, took a basin of warm water and brought it to the coffee table, sat down cross-legged with the sofa cushion under my buttocks, and beckoned to Chong Shier for him to come over.

He was obedient at this time. He stepped on the sofa cover that was going to be changed anyway, and landed in the space between my legs with a light leap. The four paws stepped on the gap very precisely and did not step on my flesh. Instead, it left a gray mark on my trousers, and let out a soft "meow".

"Don't make yourself like this if you know it's troublesome to clean up."

I rubbed his fairly clean cat head and scratched the very sensitive base of the cat's whiskers, and finally he couldn't help grinning his teeth, wrinkled his face and stretched out his paws to grab my hand before taking it back with satisfaction.

"That much is not enough for you to eat. Are you a cat or a pig? Your appetite is bigger than other big dogs. Eating so much in one go is really bad for your health. Don't go through the refrigerator to eat me." If you eat too much, you will lose your hair."

While muttering to myself, I wrung out the towel to wipe his fur, and I didn't even hide. I tilted my body, and the fluffy and warm body belonging to a cat was attached to me like a warm water bag.

The plum blossom-like cat paws stretched out as if they were blooming when they were covered by the hot towel, and I subconsciously wiped them along the gaps in the meat pads, cleaning every inch of the corners that might be stained with dust.

He should feel comfortable, the whole cat leaned against me weakly and bonelessly, and after a while the small purring sounded continuously, and I was not so angry after listening to it for a while.

But the punishment still has to be given to him.Although the cat will not feel that it is punishment for such a long delay, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that I am happy.

Anyway, he has eaten enough today, so don't eat cat food today, and he won't starve to death if he eats less. It's better to say that according to the speed of his shopping today, it's better not to overwhelm him.

"Go and play by yourself. I'll take a shower and change clothes. It's all your fault that I'm covered in dust."

After tidying up the cat, I patted the big cat's strong gluteus maximus and signaled him to go away. The light-colored jacket and dark-colored trousers were stained with black cat hair and dust, but I looked like I just climbed off the chandelier. Embarrassed.

Shi Erla meowed in a long tone, rubbed his head against my tentatively clean forearm, and then lightly stepped on catwalks to avoid the dusty part of the floor, and walked towards my bedroom in a natural way.

In the end, I didn't want this guy to sleep in my room, but in the end I let him in.

Thinking of this, and looking at my mess, I couldn't help but let out a long sigh. I felt that I was not raising cats, but was overdrawing my patience with human cubs in the next ten years.

But forget it, he will also lose his temper with me because of eating, no one is perfect, no cat is perfect, compared to other advantages, this is just a small shortcoming.