Damn my ex got struck by lightning

The new year is approaching, and the cloudless sunny day suddenly begins to snow heavily.Snowflakes fell on the glazed tiles with a rustling sound, and everything was covered in white.

On the supposedly clean morning, the Renshou Palace was noisy with cocks crowing and dogs barking.

Chu Yingji sat on the seat, talking to Yan Shu gesticulating, with an excited expression: "Empress Dowager, this matter of prostitution/disorder in the harem is no small matter, you can't ignore it, if this matter gets out, let people outside the palace The common people know it, but they don’t know what to think, how to organize us!”

Yan Shu pinched the center of his eyebrows sleepily, and asked absently: "Then how should we deal with it according to your idea?"

"Of course it was killed with a stick!"

Yan Shu glanced at it indifferently: "This is the best method you can think of?"

"The concubine thinks that this method is once and for all, and the palace people who are promiscuous/disorderly in the harem will be executed with a stick according to the palace rules." Chu Yingji spoke uprightly, and seeing Yan Shu's calm expression, she didn't seem to agree with her so much, so she couldn't help asking : "Does the empress have other high opinions?"

No idea, she just wants to change the palace rules.

Yan Shu: "Where are the two little maids, bring them here for Ben Gong to see."

"Your Majesty, what is there to see about the two little girls? They have done such absurd things, I'm afraid they will stain your eyes when they see you."

Yan Shu looked at her suspiciously: "You can't deal with them in private, have you?"

Chu Yingji's face froze, and she laughed dryly: "No, no, the concubine just taught them a few words."

"that is it?"

"Al-I was fined to kneel for two hours..."

Yan Shu raised his eyebrows with a smile that wasn't a smile: "It's hard for you to still want Ben Gong after you deal with it."

Chu Yingji broke out in a cold sweat immediately, and stammered: "The minister and the concubine were also frightened at that time..."

Yan Shu expressed his understanding, any steel straight girl would not be able to calm down suddenly seeing such a glamorous scene.So she wasn't really angry, she was just pretending to scare Chu Yingji.

"I understand." She smiled slightly, "However, how to deal with it depends on what the parties say. Let them come up."

The two young maids involved were quickly summoned, and they limped and supported each other. When they saw Yan Shu and Chu Yingji, their faces were ashen, and they both lowered their heads, as if they were waiting for the verdict.

Yan Shu noticed their intertwined hands, her eyes softened instantly, and she said softly: "Don't be afraid, raise your head and let Ben Gong take a look."

Her voice was not as cold as usual, and even had a touch of tenderness.

The two little maids were touched when they heard the words, they looked at each other in private and raised their heads tremblingly.

Yan Shu could see their faces clearly, they weren't particularly outstanding, but they were fair and delicate, and if they were of a slightly higher quality, they seemed to be a bit like a husband and wife.

Yan Shuwen smiled and said: "I heard from Concubine Yi that both of you work in the Shangyi Bureau?"

The two nodded and said yes in unison.

"How are you two doing?"

The eyes of the little palace maid on the left brightened, and she said eagerly: "Mother Xia, sister Xia is the closed disciple of Aunt Master Yi, and she has excellent craftsmanship, and she will be able to graduate soon. I beg you to see it for the sake of sister Xia's outstanding craftsmanship." , Rao sister Xia's life!"

The goddess on the right froze, and blurted out anxiously: "Xiaodie, we agreed to die together, are you going to abandon me?"

With tears in Xiaodie's eyes, she turned her head and said in a low voice, "Xiaodie only wants to keep sister Xia alive."

"If you die, how can I live?" Xia Qing said with a sad face, "I will be where you are, and it will never change."

Xiaodie's tears rolled down, and she covered her face and wept.

Xia Qing couldn't bear it, the two little girls hugged each other and cried together.

Chu Yingji couldn't stand it anymore, and said sarcastically: "Why are you crying? You two have sex/chaos in the harem. Why don't you cry!"

"Ying Ji."

Yan Shu winked at her, Chu Yingji shut up embarrassingly.

"Empress Dowager, everything is the servant's fault, it's Sister Xia who was seduced by the servant, please punish the servant!" Xiaodie kowtowed.

Xia Qing grabbed her waist and burst into tears: "Xiaodie, what nonsense are you talking about, I really like you, and it has nothing to do with seduction!"

Looking at Qingyue in a daze, if I heard correctly, what kind of relationship do these two girls seem to have?She shifted her gaze to Chu Yingji, as if she was caught on the spot?

She thought about the scene for herself, and secretly took a deep breath, it was too suffocating QAQ

I don't know what the queen mother will do.

"Calm down first, don't cry." Yan Shu said, "I'm not that cruel, first tell me about your situation carefully."

Barely keeping the two of them steady, Xiaodie and Xia Qing began to tell the ins and outs of the matter.

Xiaodie is a new apprentice in the Shangyi Bureau. She is the youngest daughter of the landlord's family. She has three older brothers. She has been loved by her parents and elder brothers since she was a child.

Xiaodie's mother was originally a embroiderer. After she got married, she was busy taking care of the family and gradually put down her craft.Until she died of illness, she failed to realize her dream of becoming the number one embroiderer in the capital.

In order to fulfill her mother's last wish, Xiaodie enters the palace and enters the clothing bureau, becoming a little clothing apprentice.

Because Xiaodie has been doted on by her relatives since she was a child, Xiaodie has an innocent and innocent personality. Before entering the palace, her elder brother was afraid that she would not have enough food and clothing, so he stuffed her with several hundred taels of silver.

It is conceivable that such a rich lady who is ignorant of the world and carries a huge sum of money will attract the envy of many people.

The money-hungry person approached Xiaodie with ill intentions, and used various reasons to defraud her of her money. After she had no money, she began to unite with other people to exclude her.

Xiaodie's life is getting more and more difficult every day.

Fortunately, by a coincidence, she was noticed by Xia Qing.

Xia Qing, as Aunt Zhu Yi's disciple, was in a pretty good situation in the Shang Yi Bureau, and it went smoothly.On the other hand, Xiaodie was miserable and looked like a doormat all day long, making it hard for Xia Qing not to notice.

At that moment, Xia Qing felt compassion and began to take care of this doormat who was three years younger than her.

Soon, the two became acquainted.Gradually, the relationship developed by leaps and bounds.

Xia Qing also didn't understand, how to take care of her... wanted to marry her.

After telling each other their hearts, they got together without telling everyone.I thought this matter was kept a secret, and no one would ever know. The clinker was behind the rockery last night. When they were making out with each other, Chu Yingji and Xiu'er saw it.

The romance between the two surfaced unexpectedly.

Regarding the episode last night... Xia Qing said it very cryptically, even so, Xiaodie was still blushing with embarrassment.And Chu Yingji probably remembered that scene at the same time, and her fair face climbed into a suspicious blush.

Yan Shu was fascinated by it, isn't this a proper cookie?It's time to drink it.

"Empress Dowager, if it wasn't for the maidservant's initiative, Xiaodie wouldn't be implicated. She is a good girl." Xia Qing said earnestly, "I am willing to bear all the blame for this servant and maidservant, and please spare Xiaodie's life!"

Yan Shu asked: "What crime can there be if you like someone?"

Both Xia Qing and Xiaodie were startled.

"Xiao Chao, what do you think?"

Chao Qingyue who was suddenly caught by CUE: 0.0

"Slaves feel that liking is innocent, emmm... The premise is of course that there is no crime or violation of human ethics."

Yan Shu nodded: "That's right." She smiled, "Xiaodie, Xia Qing, you are innocent, get up."

Everyone present was dumbfounded.

Not guilty?How could he be innocent!Chu Yingji didn't dare to say: "Mother Queen, isn't it indecent for the two of them to do that kind of thing outside in the middle of the night? What's more, both of them are women. ah!"

What she said was exactly what Luying and Hongju thought, the two girls... How could the empress expose such a scandal so lightly.Isn't it waiting for everyone to follow suit?

Yan Shu frowned, and after thinking for a while, he said, "What Ying Ji said makes sense."

Everyone thought she had changed her mind.

"Xia Qing, Xiaodie, if the two of you want to have fun together, you'd better stay in your own room. The palace is still young, and there are many ignorant and ignorant children. It's not good for people to see it."

Affect children's physical and mental health.

Everyone: "..."

Chu Yingji:? ?Is that the point, huh?

"Your Majesty!" Chu Yingji was in a panic, "Is your focus a bit off?"

"Where is it?" Yan Shu sipped his tea gracefully, moistening his throat, "Are you trying to emphasize that both of them are women's affairs?"

Chu Yingji almost cried with joy: "Hmm!"

Yan Shu looked at her and shook his head lightly, sighing inaudibly. "Yingji, why don't I always tell you to read more books on weekdays, if you listened to what I said carefully, why would you think this is a problem?"

"?"

"Have you ever heard of anti-eclipse?"

Chu Yingji: "The concubine has heard that if a court lady and an eunuch live together as a pair, they are the opposite food."

The corners of Yan Shu's lips curled up slightly: "Yes, but pairing food doesn't just refer to court ladies and eunuchs, court ladies and court ladies, eunuchs and eunuchs, and they can also meet food."

"what....."

"They are all girls in their prime of life. It's hard enough to stay in the dreary palace. Isn't it allowed to have someone who knows the cold and hot, and keeps each other warm? You know, you want to meet someone who likes each other It's so hard to find someone, you're lucky if you can find them, there's really no need to get stuck on gender." Yan Shu's eyes turned lightly, and he smiled teasingly, "Ying Ji, you can also try to develop a second youth."

! !

Chu Yingji opened her mouth and was speechless for a long time, her beautiful eyes did not blink.

After a long time, she said in a daze: "Empress Dowager, who are you listening to, can two women be together?"

Yan Shu gave an affirmative answer.

She knew that the ancients had low acceptance of Ji Zai, especially in the palace.Fortunately, she is the empress dowager, so she is more hopeful than ordinary people that she can gradually dismantle their prejudices and realize the policy of same-sex marriage.

She doesn't want Chao Qingyue to have a secret love anymore, she wants to promise her a promising future.

Yan Shu's words had a great impact on the ancients present, everyone was stunned, except Xia Qing and Xiaodie laughed through their tears, overjoyed.

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. If you don't dislike it, let me be a little witness for you."

The big surprise almost knocked Xia Qing and Xiaodie unconscious. "Really, is it true, empress? Are you willing to witness for the servants?"

Yan Shu had a gentle smile, and his words were serious: "Naturally it is true."

The two were so happy that they kowtowed and thanked: "Thank you, servant girl!"

Therefore, under the witness of Yan Shu, Xia Qing and Xiaodie became the first officially certified couple in the palace, and also the only same-sex couple~

Sometimes reality is so magical.

Chu Yingji came out of Renshou Palace in a daze, and fell into an unprecedented confusion...

While walking, someone called out, "Sister Chu."

She raised her eyes in a daze, and then saw a face with picturesque eyebrows.

Liu Wanning pursed her lips delicately and said with a smile: "Sister Chu, I made you some pork rib porridge, do you want to drink it while it's hot?"

"Then have a drink."

- after drinking

No, no, when did she have such a good relationship with Liu Wanning?