Damn my ex got struck by lightning

Yan Shu, the client who was killed by the society, was obsessed with repairing toilets without knowing it.While talking with Lang Yu, she heard an interesting news.

—— Xiaochao taught them how to calculate the volume of the septic tank.

Lang Yu didn't just mention it in a simple sentence. She was full of praise for Xiaochao in front of Yan Shu, and even thought that Xiaochao was a person with great architectural talent, because she could understand the architectural drawing and said many novel ideas. Although her knowledge was not as good as Lang Yu's, Shangshu of the Ministry of Industry, it did not prevent Lang Yu from admiring her.

"If that girl is a man, it will be fine, I can take her as a disciple, what a pity... hey!"

It can be seen that Lang Yu likes Xiao Chao.

Yan Shu knew that Xiao Chao was from the same world as her, so he was not surprised by her rich knowledge.To her surprise, Xiaochao is specialized in architecture.

So far, the only person she knows who majored in architecture is the one who scumbags her predecessor.

She has changed places, why is her shadow still appearing around her?Don't bring people who play tricks like this, Yu Zaozao's counterfeit is already bad enough, don't come with weird people, send the deity if you have the ability.

After Yan Shu slandered in his heart, he wanted to chat with Xiao Chao after returning to Renshou Palace, but he always felt that it was not such a coincidence.He turned his head and remembered that Xiao Chao was resting, so he gave up.

She came to the study alone, ready to read a book and relax.Some time ago, she was lucky enough to find the next two volumes of "Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon", but she was too busy to read them, so she kept them idle.

Yan Shu stood in front of the bookshelf, digging and digging out from the crowded pile of books, and he got his wish and took out the "Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon" series.

The first part of "Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon" has been read by Yan Shu by heart, and now she wants to extend her claws to the remaining two.

Pick up the second part, shake the dust, and caress the cover again.....

Yan Shu's smile froze.

Why do bookmarks shake out?She obviously hasn't read this book yet, and it seems that she put that bookmark in another book, right?

Tremblingly, Yan Shu picked up the Begonia flower bookmark she made by herself, looked left and right, and after repeated confirmation, she slapped her face.

It's over, it's over, it's over...the evening festival will not be guaranteed!Who on earth sneaked into her study and read her books? !

Ahhhhh!

Yan Shu collapsed on the desk and almost ran away. She was screaming in her heart and wanted her to find out who did it, so she just... just cried for her!

Her sorrow flows upstream.

—— tuk tuk tuk

An untimely knock on the door interrupted, Yan Shu was in no mood to pay attention.

"Xiaoshu, it's me." Yu Zaozao said. "What are you doing in there, I'm coming in."

"and many more!"

As soon as Yu Zaozao came in, she saw the back of Yan Shu hiding something, she immediately became alert, and stepped forward like flying: "Hey, what are you hiding, you are sneaky, did you hide something delicious?"

Yan Shu: "Hide you big-headed ghost, can't you think about other things besides eating? See how fat you are, and still eat."

"Fart, I'm not fat."

"Do you want me to ask Luying to help you measure your waistline?" Yan Shu hit coldly, "It's at least two circles thicker."

Yu Zaozao snorted and said calmly, "Impossible, I have a physique that doesn't make me fat. I used to eat four meals a day and never got fat."

"Let's let the glory of the past pass." Yan Shu sat down slowly, raised his chin and smiled slightly: "Also, have you forgotten that you have already changed your body?"

Yu Zaozao was stunned.

Yes...yes, she has changed her body, even though she changed, she still eats, drinks, sleeps and sleeps as before, she...

The pale Yu Zaozao hurriedly lowered her head, pinched her waist with both hands, and wanted to cry but had no tears.

Fat, fat, she is really fat, this waist is at least two sizes thick!Yan Shu sincerely does not deceive me... woo woo woo!

Yan Shu's mood turned from cloudy to sunny. A good person like her would have a psychological burden to cheat anyone. It's different to cheat a little sister. It's a friendly interaction that promotes feelings.

She shook her shoulders and said generously, "Come on, I'll lend you your shoulders. You're welcome."

Yu Zaozao was so sad and angry that he gritted his teeth and glared angrily: "Your laughter disturbs me, please keep it down, thank you!"

Yan Shu completely opened up, and laughter echoed throughout the study like wind chimes.

After laughing, Yan Shu found out his conscience, so he pulled Yu Zaozao to comfort him, and saved the sisterhood that had been through hardships and trials.

"Do you know why you gain weight? It's not because you eat too much, it's because you move too little. The calories you eat are not consumed. How can you not be fat. So if you want to lose weight, don't be lazy in the future. Get up early in the morning and go for a run with them, and if you move more, you will lose weight."

Talking too much will lead to tears, and Yu Zaozao's intestines are going to regret it, blame her for being too complacent, living in the world of skinny people for too long, without any sense of crisis.

But thinking about it seriously, it doesn't seem to be all because of her.If there was a full-length mirror to take photos of, she would definitely not have gained weight so quickly without a sound. It was only the bronze mirror, because the bronze mirror was too blurry, and she hadn't looked in the mirror for several months.

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If it wasn't for Yan Shu's reminder, she would have grown into a ball soon!

No, she has to buy a mirror.Yu Zaozao walked into the mall and started shopping in front of Yan Shu.

Looking at Yu Zaozao's five-figure savings, and thinking about his desolate three-figure savings, it was the first time that Yan Shu felt the gap between people naked.

Yan Shu's eyes on Yu Zaozao changed.

Hey, it's not too much to be next to a rich woman, right?

"Jujube~"

last of the last

——The rich woman Yu Zaozao fell to the bottom of the pit.

"After our toilet is built and put into use, we will build a few more toilets immediately, and you are the major shareholder of our toilet! From then on, you will be recorded in the annals of history, and your name will last forever. How about it, isn't it very honorable? Very honorable ?”

?God damn Guangzong Yaozu!

Yu Zaozao: I'm numb.

She should not have stepped into the study, opened the mall in front of Yan Shu, her gold coins, huh!

"Be happy, you are a real mother, wouldn't it be great to make some contributions to your children." Yan Shu persuaded with a pro-aunt tone, "Be good, I will treat you to milk tea later."

Yu Zaozao scoffed at her: "I believe you are a ghost, you are a woman with zero cooking experience."

Hmm...seems like the credibility is a bit low.Yan Shu resentfully said: "Just because I don't know how to do it doesn't mean that other people won't, anyway, just wait and drink."

She has Xiaochao.

After Yu Zaozao left, Yan Shu called Hong Ju to her and asked her to find out who had entered her study.After a short time, Hong Ju reported back: No one has ever entered the study.

This is strange.Yan Shu frowned and thought deeply, she couldn't remember wrongly, someone must be lying.

In all likelihood, the person who entered the study was afraid that she would be held accountable, so he dared not tell the truth.But is there nothing she can do if she doesn't say it?

Yan Shu silently opened the item bar, it seems that the truth BUFF has not been used yet.

Yan Shu added the buff of the truth to Hong Ju, and asked her to ask her again one by one.In front of the truth BUFF, no one can tell a lie, once it is activated, it will be invincible.

Hong Ju came back faster the second time, and the answer was still the same: no one had ever entered the study.

Could it be that she remembered wrongly?Yan Shu is dubious.

"Has everyone asked, including you?"

"Go back to your mother, the slaves have indeed asked."

Yan Shu rested his forehead with one hand, thoughtful.

Seeing this, Hong Ju asked with concern in the principle of sharing worries for the scholars, "Ma'am, what is missing in the study?"

Yan Shu opened his mouth: "I didn't lose anything, I just want to know who read my little porn book, I obviously hid the secret..."

It was too late by the time Yan Shu realized something was wrong.She covered her mouth in horror, what the hell, how could she tell the truth? !

This, this, this truth BUFF is too amazing!

Yan Shu hurriedly took back the truth BUFF, and if she took it back later, who knows if she will say something more earth-shattering secret.

Hongju was puzzled: "Ma'am, what is the little yellow book?"

"...just a book."

"Is it better than "Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon"?"

Yan Shu was ashamed, how did she answer this, it was exactly the same thing, she wasn't shameless enough to talk about this kind of adult fun with other children, but if she didn't answer, it would seem that she was very guilty.Wouldn't it be more reminiscent?

So she casually said: "Almost, they are all books."

Hong Ju stared at her expectantly: "Your Majesty, are the contents of these two books the same? What are they talking about, can I listen to you?"

Yan Shu: "..." No, why are you so full of thirst for knowledge?

Rejecting is not, not rejecting is not.

Yan Shu was quick to gain wisdom, and immediately said eloquently: "I have lost my memory."

Hongju:? ? ?

Chao Qingyue slept for three days in a row, except for the first two days when she really felt uncomfortable in her stomach, the last day was purely to ease the shock that the Queen Mother gave her.

When did the Empress Dowager bend, there's no reason she didn't notice it at all.Was it bent after the death of the first emperor?

When the late emperor died, she cried for three days, and every day she cried so heartbreakingly that she cried her beautiful eyes into walnuts.If there is no emotion, how could it be possible to cry so sincerely.

Therefore, it is because the empress dowager could not accept the departure of the first emperor that she...

But, it doesn't make sense.How can a person's sexual orientation change at will? Most of it is born. Chao Qingyue is more willing to believe that the queen mother is born bisexual.

So, here comes the problem.Who is the empress dowager's favorite person in the harem?

After many days of analysis and comparison, Chao Qingyue ruled out Luying and Hongju, and preliminarily locked in Liu Wanning and Chu Yingji. No matter how you think about it, these two people are the most suspicious.

Women in ancient times were very difficult. They obeyed their father at home, obeyed their husband when they married, and obeyed their son after their husband died.The empress dowager is only 17 years old, so she is a widow at such a young age.

Chao Qingyue's ideological awareness is very high, and she must let the queen mother embrace the beauty, and the lovers will finally get married.Thinking of taking on such a difficult task, Chao Qingyue is full of energy, and she can do it again.

However, when Chao Qingyue appeared in front of Yan Shu full of energy like a little sun, Yan Shu's heart skipped a beat.

She seems to be missing something.

"Xiao Chao, I haven't seen you for several days, are you feeling better?"

"Meng Niang is concerned, the servant is much better."

Yan Shu pretended to ask casually: "How many days have you been resting?"

"Go back to your mother, three days."

Three days...Yan Shu held the teacup and took a sip, then lightly placed one hand on the table.It seems to be drinking tea, but it is actually sliding and pulling the page of the prop bar.

She activated the truth buff without anyone noticing.

After getting ready, Yan Shu raised his head and said with a smile, "Xiao Chao, did you go to Ben Gong's study three days ago?"

"....Have."

"What did you do?"

"I want to repay my mother and help my mother clean the study."

This is the fish that slipped through the net.

Yan Shu then asked: "Then what did you see after entering?"

Chao Qingyue wanted to confuse her, but her mouth seemed to be self-aware, and she did not give any face at all: "I saw a large and beautiful picture of the spring and palace of women and girls. When I went back, I still had a nosebleed. I didn't expect the empress dowager It’s so good.”

Chao Qingyue: Mom, Mom, I seem to be suffering from some serious illness! !I couldn't control myself, my mouth had its own thoughts, it betrayed me!What's beautiful, what's a nosebleed, what the fuck am I talking about?