Damn my ex got struck by lightning

Things have to start from that day.

In the dark evening, Chao Qingyue, who came out of the restaurant, ran into Yu Zaozao by chance.

Yu Zaozao enthusiastically ran up to say hello: "Xiao Chao, what a coincidence, we met again, did you just finish eating?"

Chao Qingyue has black lines all over her head. If the number of coincidences in the past two days is ignored, it is indeed quite a coincidence.

I don't know what kind of stimulation Yue'er has been receiving these two days. Whenever she has a chance, she leans towards her.But what makes it unbearable is that her face, which is highly similar to her own, often winks and makes some strange expressions.

To put it bluntly is cute, but to put it bluntly, it is not that the brain is a little...

I really didn't see it.

"Well, I just came out after eating, and I'm going back now."

"Coincidentally, I'm going back too, let's go together."

"Okay."

The two people who didn't know each other happily walked together. In order to highlight their innocence and liveliness, Yu Zaozao hopped all the way like a fine rabbit. like.

Chao Qingyue has a slow personality, especially when the other party shows a hundred and two points of enthusiasm, she becomes more and more depressed, and she can't carry ten more dates.

As a result, the more the two chatted, the more awkward it became. Yu Zaozao, who was worried about being in the cold, felt that this could not go on anymore, and she had to come up with her unique skills!

"Xiao Chao, shall I sing you a song?"

Chao Qingyue didn't think about anything at the time, and she felt very happy. Yue'er's voice was soft and soft, and singing must be good. She felt that she had made a lot of money.

Nod cheerfully.

Yu Zaozao was ready, she cleared her throat, one sound and two sounds floated out...

One minute later, Chao Qingyue was stunned, her face pale.

What did she hear... what?

Forgive her for being just an ordinary person with zero attainments in music, she really can't appreciate those songs with ups and downs and weird rhythms.

Yu Zaozao is completely immersed in her beautiful singing voice, she is confident about her singing level, if Xiao Chao is from the same world, then she has definitely recognized it, maybe they will recognize each other right away.

At the end of the song, Yu Zaozao still had an unfinished expression on his face.

She looked at Chao Qingyue: "How is it? Does it sound good?"

Chao Qingyue has a complex expression, jumping back and forth between telling the truth and not telling the truth.In the end, she nodded against her conscience: "It sounds good..."

Yu Zaozao, who was praised, was delighted, and took the opportunity to ask: "Then, did you hear what song it is?"

Chao Qingyue fell silent.

Yu Zaozao blinked her bright black eyes.

Chao Qingyue raised her sleeve to wipe the cold sweat off her forehead, did she jump into the hole dug by others?Could it be that the Empress Dowager suspected that she was a spy sent by another country, so she arranged for Yue'er to test her?Talk about the local customs for a while, and talk about the rhythm of poetry for a while.

It seems that since the incident of falling into the water, the empress dowager has suspected her.

The more she thinks about Chao Qingyue, the more frightened she becomes, and the more doubts she exposes, the easier it is for others to confirm her suspicions. What if she is caught and severely tortured by the Punishment Department like the previous Mother Feng, it will be over!She bumped into palace servants who were arrested several times, but so far she has not seen anyone come out.

How to do? !

Chao Qingyue foresaw her miserable end with brain supplementation, and at the same time scared herself enough.

Yu Zaozao sensed something was wrong, why did her face suddenly turn pale, and she hurriedly asked concerned: "Xiao Chao, are you feeling unwell?"

Chao Qing wished that she would forget the question just now, and immediately supported his forehead weakly, nodded and said: "I have a headache, it may be caused by the wind."

As she expected, Yu Zaozao immediately forgot about it and was busy helping her back.

However, if you can hide from the first day of the junior high school, you can't hide from the fifteenth day.

After one failure, Yu Zaozao would come to talk to Chao Qingyue every now and then, and it was normal to sing a song when he was deeply in love.The magic sound piercing one's ears is one aspect, guessing the name of the song Chao Qingyue is really enough.Later, she simply ignored it and edited it on the spot.

After a few rounds, Chao Qingyue was going bald.

Finally couldn't take it anymore, Chao Qingyue pulled Yu Zaozao and asked in a broken voice: "Yue'er, I swear that I am not a spy, I am a clean and good person! I am a good citizen who pays taxes for Dayu on time, Can I trouble you to explain it to the Empress Dowager?"

It's really a ball, let me go!

Yu Zaozao was confused: "Who said you are a spy?"

Chao Qingyue looked sad: "You don't have to hide it from me, I know that the empress dowager suspects that I have different identities and plots against me, so I sent you to test it out."

Yu Zaozao: ...This is a big misunderstanding.

She coughed twice, "Xiao Chao, you misunderstood, my lady has never suspected that you are a spy, don't think too much about it."

Could it be a misunderstanding?Is there a better explanation than this?

Chao Qingyue didn't speak, her whole body was filled with disbelief.

Embarrassed now, Yu Zaozao scratched her ears under Chao Qingyue's silent questioning, ouch, I thought that this matter could be handled seamlessly, but Xiao Chao was so quick-witted that she overturned her.

Xiaoshu knew it and laughed at her for a year!

"Xiao Chao, don't be nervous." Yu Zaozao said, "I think you must be wondering why I suddenly got close to you these days. There is actually no special reason, but I found that you look very much like me. A good friend, that's why I can't help but get close to you, I don't mean anything malicious. You... can understand, right?"

No.

Chao Qingyue stared at her right and wrong.

Yu Zaozao began to open her eyes and talk nonsense, she has rich experience in fooling people, as long as she wants to be white, she can say black, and dead people can also say alive.

Relying on her perfect tongue, Chao Qingyue let down her guard little by little without knowing it, until Chao Qingyue was completely appeased.

Yu Zaozao regained her confidence.

Now that the misunderstanding has been solved, Chao Qingyue didn't hold back anymore, she said bluntly and politely: "Yue'er, if you have any difficulties on weekdays, you can tell me, my sister will definitely help, but, like a talent As for the matter, I'm afraid I can't help you..."

"?"

"You can't sing very well."

Yuzaozao: 0.0

Humph, that's modern pop music!You ancient people do not understand appreciation.

Chao Qingyue: Why, these sisters still want to form a girl group to debut at the C position?

On that day, Yu Zaozao, who was devastated, ate two large bowls of rice and a donkey meat pancake with tears in his eyes.

Inside the bedroom.

"So, Xiao Chao is not a time traveler?"

"Is this the point? You don't care about me at all... Woo!"

Yan Shu stared at the sky speechlessly, the lump in his arms trembled and howled dryly: "I'm dead, I can't live this day, it's too shocking."

Yan Shu thought to himself that he was right.

"Your ability to resist blows is not very good..."

Just as he was talking, Yu Zaozao raised his head, facing the face full of tears and snot, and said sadly: "Even you despise me? Woo..."

Oops, don't cry with this face!

Yan Shu wiped her tears: "What's there to cry about, isn't it just that the singing is a bit ugly, if I want to dislike it, I already dislike it, do you think I have disliked it before?"

Yu Zaozao thought about it for a while, it seems that this is the case... Oh no!

There was a gleam in Yu Zaozao's eyes: "Why do you only accompany me to KTV once in my memory? And after that, it seems that every time I want to karaoke, you have various things... .”

Yan Shu: =_=

"I can explain—"

Yu Zaozao, who has been foolish and sweet for many years, finally got smart for a while, and thinking about Yan Shu's hesitation to speak that day, she was so sad that she was about to shed tears: "No——Xiao Shu, the jujube you lied to is so bitter!"

Yan Shu: =_=

After half an hour, Yu Zaozao stopped crying.The two were finally able to have a detailed discussion on Chao Qingyue's issue.In general, Yan Shu still insisted on her own judgment, and she firmly believed that Xiao Chao was the third time traveler.

On the other side, Chao Qingyue is also reviewing the events of the day, that Yueer is not very old, why does his demeanor and way of speaking reveal a strong smell of magic stick?It would be a pity not to engage in MLM.

The smell is similar to her ex's best friend who is a rich woman, so thieves...