Damn my ex got struck by lightning

After finishing everything that should be done, Yan Shu put away his fake face, took out the Thousand Miles Teleportation Talisman, and prepared to take Chao Qingyue back to the palace.Just as the two got up, there was a rustling sound in the woods, as if something was about to come out, whether it was a human or an animal.

Chao Qingyue also heard the movement, she cautiously observed the surrounding forest, and unconsciously grabbed Yan Shu's sleeve.He whispered: "Your Majesty, let's get on the horse quickly, I'm afraid it may be dangerous."

Yan Shu held the talisman in one hand, comforted Chao Qingyue softly, and led her back.

The reason why she didn't ignite the teleportation talisman immediately was that she didn't feel the danger. If there was any danger, the system would have given a sound warning. Moreover, she had strong foreign aid, so there was nothing to worry about.

Swish swish.

In just two steps, dozens of black shadows sprang out from the forest, all of them wrapped up like rice dumplings, only their eyes were exposed.Seeing this highly confidential outfit, Yan Shu knew that they were with Dorcet.

Among them, the person at the head is particularly eye-catching.

In the crowd of Yimapingchuan's body, only that person was slender, with a bulging chest and extremely round. With her appearance, a strange fragrance filled the air.

If it wasn't for a woman, Yan Shu's name would be written upside down.

Surrounded by the two masters and servants, dozens of cold swords were pointed at them. Facing this dreamlike scene, Chao Qingyue felt a lot of emotion in his heart.Back then, in order to fulfill her dream of being a heroine, she plunged headlong into the entertainment circle, but after four years of playing tricks, she didn't even get the role of the little maid next to the heroine.

I didn't expect that after time travel, although I still couldn't get the script of the heroine, I still made some progress as the heroine's pet servant.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but put her hands on her hips, and said loudly: "What are you doing? Are you trying to kill people to silence them? The Imperial Guards are coming soon. If you kill us, you won't survive."

Someone answered: "Hmph, since we can come here, are we still afraid of death? If you dare to hurt our prince, we will sacrifice you to heaven!"

The speaker's accent is extremely strange, every syllable seems to be spelled out with great effort, with a smell of curry, crooked and nutty.

"Ha, sacrifice us to the heavens?" Chao Qingyue laughed angrily, and she mocked, "You are such a small brat, you can't talk too much! Believe it or not, as long as you dare to touch a hair of our hair, your prince will be killed immediately." Liangliang, do you want to gamble?"

That person's Chinese is half-baked, and he can't understand some words and sentences, so he can only rely on random guessing and confusion.The reaction was slow: "Are you crazy, you still want to dry our prince, what kind of jerky are you as a prince? Shut up!"

Dried meat... Chao Qingyue smiled unkindly.

"Brother, it's not appropriate to release poison late at night, right? I'll give you a suggestion. If you don't speak Chinese well, don't push yourself. Listen to what you're saying. If the preface doesn't match the end, it doesn't make sense. "

It was so despicable, it made her think of delicious beef jerky, pork shop, and rabbit jerky at night, making her feel so empty, lonely and cold.

"you you you!"

"Enough...shut up...."

When the half-baked brother's upright Qiqiao was emitting smoke, a very hellish voice came out faintly, which shocked Chao Qingyue's goosebumps.He was too brave just now, but now he is shivering while holding Yan Shu's arm.

"Dorce!" The woman in black rushed out and stopped at the source of the sound.

Yan Shu frowned slightly.

Because I don't know when Prince Dorset's rescue will come, after treating Prince Dorset's wound, Yan Shu and Chao Qingyue work together to carry him to the side of the road, and sprinkle a layer of leaves on him to prevent Dorset after they leave Be eaten by some beast.

The black woman carefully brushed off the leaves on Dorset's body, and two men in black followed behind. Seeing Dorset's pale and weak face, she became furious instantly, and shouted at the two of them, "You guys are so big!" What courage! Go and tie up those two people and feed them to the dogs!"

It was a shrill female voice as soon as she spoke.

Yan Shu dug his ears uncomfortably, he couldn't be Dorcet's concubine so excited, right?That's right, in the original book, Prince Dorset is the No. [-] Stallion, just like the hero of the No. [-] Stallion.

Following that order, those men in black who surrounded them rushed over immediately.

This wave of indiscriminate operations about questioning sins made Yan Shu angry. She provoked whomever she provoked. She was hijacked as soon as she woke up. She endured nausea and heartache to debride and suture people, and the living Bodhisattva was like this Bar?But this is not enough!

Yan Shu pressed Chao Qingyue's face against his chest, and said in a deep voice: "Xiao Chao, stay here for a while."

Chao Qingyue was dazed by the towering softness, and there was only one thought in her head: so fragrant, so soft, so big.

boom!

An unknown object flew out of Yan Shu's cuff, hit the ground hard and exploded, the first to suffer was the unsuspecting men in black who rushed forward, the red smoke from the explosion rushed into their mouths and noses, as if they were in the internal organs I lit the fire, and the burning pain from the inside out boiled up, and each one rolled on the ground in pain and wailed.

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts! I'm going to die of pain!"

"Your Highness, help me!"

"Cover your mouth and nose, hold your breath! Sirin, how are you doing?"

The black-clothed woman who threatened to tie them up and feed them to the dogs was bending over and covering her stomach, leaning against the first woman in black and groaning in pain.

Yan Shu snorted, if the tiger doesn't show its power, it will treat me as a sick cat, and if you die, you won't have a good memory.

The cursing and wailing one after another are especially beautiful in the dark night. Yan Shu uses a kind of anti-wolf spray egg with great lethality. No living thing within 300 meters of her can escape. Just take a sip of the chili powder inside, and people will die. It will immediately become limp and weak, accompanied by heartburn-like pain, and the effect of the medicine lasts for an hour, making people unable to survive or die.

But it will not cause substantial harm, it will only make people hurt.

Yan Shu straightened his back and watched quietly, with a lazy and calm look.

"Empress, please hold your hands high and let my people go! They offended you only in a moment of impatience, please spare their lives!"

The leading woman in black had a sweet and steady voice, and she knew she hadn't been tricked.

Across the faint red smoke, Yan Shu looked at her from a distance. Under the white moonlight, the woman's deep and bright eyes were as clear as tea, not gentle and delicate almond eyes, but still revealing the gentleness of Jiangnan in misty rain.

Yan Shu's beautiful eyes rolled, and she smiled slightly: "Concubine, I haven't seen you for a long time, so don't come here without any problems."

The woman opened her eyes slightly, was surprised for a while, and slowly lowered her eyelids.

I don't know how long it took before there was a response. "Empress... how do you know it's me?"

Yan Shu: I'm knocking, the heroine is cheating!