Damn my ex got struck by lightning

[Ding——Congratulations to the host, you have successfully opened the heroine script, please check your reward items. 】

Yan Shu, who had just carried him ashore, slipped on his feet and almost fell to the ground.

Damn, this broken system is finally willing to come out!Before she could start cursing in her mind, densely packed small characters immediately appeared in front of her eyes.

What the hell is the heroine script?

Yan Shu slid down with his thoughts, the more he slid, the more colorful his face became.

[Story 1: Face-slapping male protagonist, useless counterattack Status: Completed]

[Plot 2: Winning the trust of the heroine, the hero and heroine turn against each other Status: Completed]

[Story 3: Dominating the Harem and Sitting on the Country Status: Unfinished]

Dizzy fufu, she has completed two plot tasks unknowingly.Could this be the legendary lying win?

But what about dominating the harem and dominating the country...wouldn't it be because she is going to be the empress...

No, no, she can't, and she's not interested.Yan Shu changed hands and opened the props bar, only to find that there was only a shiny golden writing brush inside.

The pen name is: write casually.

Laughing dead, this pseudonym is quite individual.

There was no instruction manual, and Yan Shu's hands were itchy, so he simply picked up the pen in his mind, and casually wrote a sentence to abolish the sacrificial burial system.The moment the pen was written, Yan Shu vaguely saw a beam of white light flash past quickly, and it disappeared in an instant.

"My lady, what's the matter with you? Why don't you move, but what's wrong?"

Luying and Hongju looked at Yan Shu stunned in place, angry for a while, laughing for a while, delirious, scared to death.

Yan Shu suddenly came back to his senses, and the small characters floating in front of his eyes disappeared completely.

Then she felt a burst of difficulty, her legs were weak, she carefully put Chao Qingyue on the open space, then sat down on her buttocks, took two deep breaths, then knelt on one side to give Chao Qingyue CPR.

After resuscitating three people ashore and performing cardiopulmonary resuscitation, Yan Shulei's eyes were filled with stares, he had never been so tired in his life.

Liu Meiren choked on the least amount of water and rescued her in time, so she was the first to wake up.Next came Yu'er, and finally Chao Qingyue.

Liu Meiren cried when she woke up, and when she saw You'er covered in water, she cried even harder. Yan Shu even doubted the water she drank, and her whole body turned into tears.

"Liu Meiren, why are you crying? My empress has put in so much effort and risked to save your master and servant. If you don't thank me, forget it. Why are you crying all the time?" can not watch anymore.

"That's right, besides, if you don't commit suicide, Yu'er won't dance with you. My queen mother won't suffer from this, so you're ashamed to cry! I think it's us who should cry!"

Luying and Hongju sang together, and together they forced Liu Meiren to lose her voice.

Yan Shu could see all this, but she really didn't have the energy to intervene, she was so tired that she didn't even bother to open her mouth.To be honest, she felt much better after the crying stopped.

Yan Shu's feat of jumping into the lake to save people spread quickly, and far away, a group of white-bearded imperial doctors rushed over with their medicine boxes.

Naturally, she was the first to receive attention. After seeing that there was nothing wrong with her, the imperial doctors all relaxed, and slowly took the pulse of her wounded patient.

"Book!"

The Empress Dowager's anxious shout came from behind, Yan Shu turned his head, surrounded by a crowd of palace people and officials in court uniform, the Empress Dowager's footsteps were extremely hasty.

After hurriedly standing still, the queen mother looked at Yan Shu who was like a dog in the water, angry and distressed.

"Shu'er, why did you spoil yourself like this! How can you still look like a queen?" She took the weeds from Yan Shu's hair, and stared at Luying displeasedly: "Hurry up and help the queen!" Go back and change your clothes, if the queen makes any mistakes, the Ai family will ask you!"

Lvying fell to her knees in fright, pleading guilty repeatedly.

Yan Shu could tell that the empress dowager's worry was not a lie, it was indeed an elder's love and concern for the younger generation.

"Auntie, I'm fine. If you don't believe me, just look at it." Yan Shuhuang straightened up. The queen mother was so frightened that she couldn't even stand still, but she still dared to say that she was fine.

The queen mother supported her and blamed her: "Okay, the Ai family knows that you protect your shortcomings, you go back quickly and change your clothes to rest, and the Ai family will not punish the people in your palace."

Yan Shu smiled coquettishly. "Thank you for your concern about that book."

When Chao Qingyue woke up, she saw the familiar tent and antique furniture.

It seemed to her that she didn't die, and the hanging heart was safely put back in her stomach.

She moved her body a little and found that there was nothing serious except for a little weakness.Also, I'm so hungry.

Chao Qingyue climbed down from the bed, opened the door a little, and a large fiery red sunset hung in the sky.

Well, it's just dinner time.

Chao Qingyue slowly moved back to the bed, took off the coat hanging on the screen, and when she was about to put it on, a picture suddenly flashed by.

It was in the dark and quiet water, ripples surged from the rapidly approaching figure, her exquisite figure was as light as a fish, with a transparent and soft tail trailing behind her.

Very beautiful.

Chao Qingyue couldn't help stroking her upper lip, rubbing her soft fingertips lightly, she slowly closed her eyes, the soft and warm feeling made her cheeks warm.

What makes her the hottest is panting.

Empress Empress....

After feeling the trembling in her heart, Chao Qingyue went out.Unfortunately, I ran into the red and green sisters who were full of opinions on her.

The sisters did not hesitate to launch a personal attack on her, saying what was hurt.

The two sisters taunted each other with each other: "Don't think that if the empress dotes on you, you can rely on the empress's favor to be arrogant and do evil. I tell you that your good days are coming to an end!"

"That's right, if you weren't trying to show off, the empress wouldn't have to go back and forth three times to save people."

Chao Qingyue's eyes moved slightly, and she asked anxiously: "Is that the empress who rescued me?"

Luying snorted coldly, and glared at her fiercely: "Otherwise you would think so!"

Chao Qingyue was speechless in a daze.

"What? Frightened?"

"Is the empress injured?"

"Of course not." Luying said loudly, "You're lucky, if the empress is injured, you won't be able to pay even ten heads!"

As long as you don't get hurt.Chao Qingyue breathed a sigh of relief, she had to go to the restaurant to bring chicken legs to the empress.

Are you in the system?

System, are you asleep?

You have nothing to chat with me, since I am your host, shouldn't we get to know each other well and cultivate our relationship.

You say that you are such an adult and still stay away from home every day, haunting and haunting all day, who can bear you.Now no one will fall in love with someone who doesn't come home. As a system, you have to keep pace with the times and shoulder your own responsibilities.

Oh, by the way, are you male or female?Your system should also have gender, right?

Yan Shu keeps trying to hook up with the system that pretends to be dead. Since the system can silently monitor her progress in completing the plot tasks, it means that it has been there all along, but it is just a boring bastard who doesn't like to talk.

But, it's not a problem, as long as she likes to say it.

Hey, make a sound.Why are you so cold, I'm not a weirdo.

If you don't say anything, I'll jump into the lake or the city wall right away.

Yan Shu silently counted to three, the high-cold system was still as quiet as a chicken, she got up, put on her shoes and socks, and went straight to her destination.

[Ding, the system does not recommend that the host self-mutilate. 】

Oh, why don't you come out?Yan Shu sneered, the verification is successful now, and the broken system will appear when she faces danger or has dangerous thoughts.

Officially started the conversation in the brain, Yan Shu: Shall we chat?

system:......

Playing dead again, right?

Yan Shu casually pulled out a hairpin: Do you want to chat?

System: ..... host, please tell me.

Yan Shu cut to the chase: Why did you choose me?

It is undeniable that she is excellent, but there are so many outstanding beings, she must be her.

System: After multiple rounds of comparison and screening, you are the one who best meets the requirements of the script, so we chose you.

us?Yan Shu thought, a gang committed a crime, it's terrible!

As if feeling Yan Shu's disgust and contempt, the cold mechanical voice of the system changed, with a bit of eager emotion, and said: We are legal and compliant, and many people want to join our script. Can't find a way.

Yan Shu: Fuck your fart!Which legal and compliant company forced people to join the job?I fell into your way without any precaution!

system:......

Have nothing to say?

Yan Shu: I want to go back, don't tell me you need me to complete some plot tasks before you let me go, I'm going crazy and even beat myself.

The system was silent for a long time, and when Yan Shu got impatient, a clear and lovely boyish voice sounded in his head.

Sister, can you not hurt yourself?If you get hurt, I will feel sorry for you.

Yan Shu:? ? ?Who is this?

It's me, sister, don't you recognize me?

Are you a...system?

Sister, it's me!

Yan Shu: Do you think that if you change your voice, you won't be that bad old man?Let me tell you, even if you become a thousand-year-old bastard, I will still recognize you.

......

Crackling, the sound of breaking utensils.

Immediately afterwards, a strong voice echoed in her head: Fuck you, you are only a thousand-year-old bastard!

Yan Shu mocking face.jpg: So you admit that you are a bad old man?

The system responded angrily: Go, you, that!

Zheng Huan was so noisy with one person and one system, he didn't notice the beautiful figure at the door at all.Looking at Yan Shu's graceful back, Chao Qingyue felt her heart beating like a drum. She calmed down for a while before she stepped in.

"The Queen Mother."

The sudden appearance of Chao Qingyue made Yan Shu flustered. "How did you come?"

From the moment she came in, Chao Qingyue lowered her eyebrows and lowered her eyelids, giving Yan Shu enough time to adjust.

She deftly took out a paper bag from her bosom and handed it to her, whispering softly: "Madam, this servant has brought you marinated chicken legs."

Yes, every day when Chao Qingyue went to restaurants to eat, she would secretly pack something to eat, mainly to feed Yan Shu.

Yan Shu's reaction was a bit slow, oh...it's already dinner time.

She happily took the stewed chicken legs, and did not forget to close the door of the boudoir, poured a cup of hot tea to Qingyue, and waited aside.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but Yan Shu feels that Xiao Chao's demeanor is a little different from before.

Is it because your body hasn't recovered yet?

She swallowed the soft and sticky chicken, and said with concern: "Xiao Chao, is there any discomfort? If there is any discomfort, just tell Bengong directly, Bengong will let you take a few days off, so you can rest well."

"Going back to Empress Empress, there is nothing uncomfortable about this servant girl." Chao Qingyue replied softly.

The warm red sunset covered the ground, and Chao Qingyue's bright yellow palace dress gradually turned red under the setting sun, her fair ears and jade porcelain skin seemed to be covered with rouge.

She looked like she was wearing a red wedding dress.

Yan Shu pinched the chicken leg, watching intently.