Hello!The high-risk profession of magical girl

The boy who can transform into a tiger is called Atsushi Nakajima, but Osamu Dazai strongly recommended him to join the detective agency.But it looks like he will be tested for membership.

Kashima Wakaba was woken up by a phone call. She was dazed for a few seconds, as if she hadn't recovered from the dream, she grabbed the phone in a daze until she saw the name on the caller ID clearly.

The expression on his face suddenly turned into an exasperated one.

Because it was Dazai Osamu who called her, why did he go crazy in the early morning.It wasn't that she was in a hurry to take the entrance examination.

"What are you doing?" He answered the phone angrily.

"Why is Wakaba so angry." Osamu Dazai's voice was still smiling: "I just wanted to tell you when I called, I'm dying."

"What?" Kashima Wakaba couldn't help being stunned, and even clenched her phone subconsciously, but soon she rolled her eyes again, and said with a fake smile: "Well, congratulations, Dazai-senpai, please happily become a Buddha Bar."

"Hey, Xiao Ruoye is as ruthless as everyone else, obviously I have always hit you off." Dazai Osamu sighed: "Before I died with you, I still don't want to die now."

"goodbye!"

"Wait! Although I want to commit suicide, I don't like such a painful death. As a righteous magical girl, do you just have the heart to suffer me so much?"

"..." Convex

When Kashima Wakaba appeared in front of Osamu Dazai, he was humming a weird little tune, and his body was half-hanging from the tree at a weird 90-degree angle.

"Hmm~ One person is~ unable to die for love~ Two people~ can do~"

Thank you, Kunikida Asami, for putting up with this man for two years!

Kashima Wakaba was complaining in her heart, but her expression became righteous. She put her hips on her hips and accused loudly: "Senior Dazai, is this the way you treat your juniors? You might wake up your juniors from their sleep, and you might be hurt because of this." It created a psychological shadow, and I will never be able to sleep peacefully."

"And isn't your creed in life to commit suicide with clarity and vigor? Isn't it against your creed to cause trouble to others?"

The rare Osamu Dazai was taken aback by Kashima Wakaba's words, but before he could speak, Kashima Wakaba had already pulled Dazai Osamu out of the tree branch.

"Oh, Wakaba-chan is really hard-spoken and soft-hearted. It seems that you can't bear my painful death." Osamu Dazai stretched his muscles and bones, and he turned his head and looked at Kashima Wakaba with a smile: "But I am causing you trouble. , I really want to say sorry."

— If you feel sorry, you shouldn't have called me.

"Senior, I have a very good suggestion." Kashima Wakaba ignored Dazai Osamu's unintentional apology, but suppressed his voice mysteriously, seeming to be very authoritative: "An effective and A haunting way of committing suicide."

"What is it?" Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, and he held Kashima Wakaba's hand almost excitedly: "Wakaba-chan is willing to die in love with me?"

The corner of Kashima Wakaba's mouth twitched, she immediately withdrew her hand expressionlessly, and said angrily: "Dazai-senpai can transfer all the property to my account, so that Dazai-senpai will die of poverty .”

"No, it won't work at all." Osamu Dazai sighed in disappointment, but his expression was still lazy: "This is more painful than hanging from a tree just now."

Great, just waiting for you to say that!

Kashima Wakaba's blue eyes opened slightly, with a look of incredulity on her face, she directly accused: "Didn't senior say that noble people treat money like dirt? Ah, senior, I am too disappointed in you..."

very good!Emotions are full!The tone is also full of righteousness!

But it's a pity that before she finished speaking, she heard a sudden exclamation from behind, and directly suppressed Kashima Ruoye's "Wang" back into her mouth.

"Mr. Dazai, Ms. Kashima, why are you here?" It turned out to be Atsushi Nakajima's voice full of surprise.

Kashima Wakaba couldn't help but glanced at Atsushi Nakajima complainingly, she came at the wrong time, she finally found a moral high ground to criticize Osamu Dazai.

It turned out to be a mess again.

"We are here to pick you up to work, and your current residence is also prepared by the detective agency for you!" Dazai Osamu, who managed to avoid being ridiculed by Kashima Wakaba, had already stood up at this time, and inserted his hands obliquely In the pocket of the windbreaker, the posture is upright and lazy.

Atsushi Nakajima ran over excitedly upon hearing this, his eyes subconsciously fell on Kashima Wakaba and Osamu Dazai.

His eyes wandered around curiously.It seemed that he still couldn't hold back the doubt, and asked, "Well... Miss Kashima and Mr. Dazai have a good relationship?"

"Of course." Dazai Osamu bent the corner of his mouth, his voice was lazy and cheerful: "Wakaba-chan and I have already decided to die for love together."

Osamu Dazai, you are finished!

Kashima Wakaba clenched her fists, not wanting to be an elegant cub anymore.

If Osamu Dazai is beaten violently now, there is a high probability that it will be considered a chivalrous act.

Nakajima Atsushi subconsciously glanced at Kashima Wakaba.

QAQ, Kashima's eyes are so scary.

Obviously he looks so sweet, but he can't bear it at all if he wants to get angry.

Osamu Dazai ignored the fierce look in Kashima Wakaba's eyes, but raised the corners of his mouth with a smile: "But it is more accurate to say that my current unilateral dream is to die in love with Wakaba-chan. How about it, Dun Jun, isn’t it a great dream?”

Atsushi Nakajima trembled: I was cue to me, I was still a child!

The author has something to say: I still want to kill today

Update soon hee hee

I have a hunch that Kashima will have a new skill