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Lou Xiaoheng thought of everything, but missed this key link in actual combat.

He feels that he is not weak. Anyway, his income has been barely stable in the past six months. He also goes out to restaurants to eat good food every now and then, and runs up and down every day to exercise. He is healthy and his muscles are popping out.

But he was actually defeated by a man who was basically a vegetarian every day and dozed off at the counter and burned mosquitoes except when moving goods.

It's unbearable! ! !

"Lou Xiaoheng? Lou Xiaoheng... Don't pretend to be dead, get up quickly, it's already seven o'clock, don't you need to start work today?"

How Lu Huang's voice sounds makes him upset.Lou Xiaoheng rolled himself up under the quilt, only a tuft of hair was exposed.

"I'm sorry. It hurts."

"Where does it hurt?"

"Nonsense, butt hurts!" Lou Xiaoheng yelled under the quilt.

Lu Huang couldn't laugh or cry: "I didn't do anything, why are you in pain?"

To be precise, amidst Lou Xiaoheng's screams, nothing was done.

Lou Xiaoheng was at a loss for words.But he couldn't admit that it was his own psychological effect, so he kicked Lu Huang, who had just sat on the bed, through the quilt: "Go to hell, don't start work in the morning, don't worry about me!"

Of course Lu Huang didn't bother to care about him.It was Lou Xiaoheng who posted it himself last night, not to mention that he didn't do anything substantive, so he felt at ease, so he left Lou Xiaoheng on the bed and went back to the counter to stay there.

Lou Xiaoheng waited for him to leave, then stretched out a hand and threw the lubricating oil that was unscrewed from the tube beside the bed into the depths of the stacked cardboard boxes.In his plan, this thing is definitely not used on himself.

After a drowsy sleep, it was almost ten o'clock when Lou Xiaoheng woke up again.His whole body was comfortable, and there was nothing uncomfortable. He sat up and stretched, and began to think about the uneven start of his downfall.

The biggest mistake was that he didn't understand that Lu Huang was also good at it, and there was a big difference between the two in terms of physique and strength.

Thinking of this, Lou Xiaoheng felt a little guilty: If he hadn't shouted miserably on purpose yesterday, and Lu Huang was a soft-spoken person, maybe he would have really confessed here.

This made Lou Xiaoheng feel extremely complicated.This is so different from what I imagined.After dawdling for a while, Lou Xiaoheng reckoned that it was almost time. He had lunch before going to the set. The time was just right, so he grabbed the clothes he took off yesterday and put them on.

He didn't pay attention when he was putting on his trousers, he stepped on the ground and fell to the ground.

"What are you doing, Lou Xiaoheng?" Lu Huang's voice came from outside the curtain.

"Don't come over!" Lou Xiaoheng yelled.He hasn't put on his pants yet, and half of his butt is still exposed. If Lu Huang sees it, he will definitely be laughed at for a year.

As expected, Lu Huang had already sneered outside.

Lou Xiaoheng gritted his teeth and stepped on his trousers to stand up, but when he lowered his head, he found a small black box rolling out from under the bed.

The black box appeared to be wrapped in several plastic bags, just the right size for a human head.

Once Lou Xiaoheng's brain supplement was activated, he couldn't stop it.

The seemingly ordinary canteen owner is actually a habitual criminal who kills and robs.Using the identity of the owner of the canteen as a cover, he secretly committed many terrible cases.After finishing an order, he would put the severed human head in a box and take it to others for inspection. Over time, the original wooden color of the box was stained purple and black by blood, and the original appearance could no longer be seen. .

Lou Xiaoheng thought happily, after putting on his trousers, he pushed the box under the bed, trying to push it back to its original position.Unexpectedly, with just such a movement, the small lock and the buckle just fell off.

...It really is poor, and the things are so useless.

Lou Xiaoheng squatted down, intending to straighten the box and put it away, but stopped when he saw something falling out of the box.

It was an all-black box with four designs of "The Third Window" printed on it.

No matter how slow Lou Xiaoheng was, he immediately saw that this box was clearly a Blu-ray disc box.He remembered Lu Huang's obviously familiar answer when "The Third Window" was mentioned at the barbecue stall yesterday, and couldn't help pulling out the box.

To Lou Xiaoheng's surprise, the little black box was almost full of various dishes, stacked on several layers.After he took the plate away, he saw some sundries and notebooks at the bottom of the box, thinking it might be Lu Huang's personal belongings, he didn't touch it.

These DVDs are also personal belongings - this idea disappeared in Lou Xiaoheng's mind only once.His intuition told him that the secrets of Lu Huang, a floor-sweeping monk, might be hidden in these DVDs.

Just flipping through a few pages, and flipping through a few more, Lou Xiaoheng was embarrassed.

"Killing Maniac", "Dowling Street Tragedy", "Blood Storm", "The Laundry", "Mystery", "Crazy Driver Trilogy", "Guests from the Dimensional Planet", "Giant Game"... this is the name of the dish.If Lou Xiaoheng remembers correctly, these are films that were popularized by the screenwriter Mu Mu when he was shooting micro-movies in college. All, all, and all are classic cult films, and there are a few of them made by domestic directors.

As for the titles of other films that he had never heard of, it could be seen from the design that they were of the same type as those films.

Blood-stained towels, twisted ankles, broken dividing lines, bodies with indistinguishable shapes, and so on.In contrast, the design of "The Third Window" with weird figures looming on the all-black background is the most in line with Lou Xiaoheng's aesthetics.

Lou Xiaoheng understood immediately.

Boss Lu is the same kind of person as that acne-prone girl Mumu with ponytail and thick black-rimmed glasses!They are all big fans of cult movies!

Lou Xiaoheng finally understood why Lu Huang was so calm when he mentioned cult movies.He definitely knows a lot more about these things than someone like Lou Xiaoheng who never reads them.

Lou Xiaoheng knows that cult films do have many fans, and there is also a very famous Black Chain Award in the world, which is specially set up to select outstanding cult films.But he has no interest in this category, and naturally has never seen it.

Lou Xiaoheng, who was thinking about "The Third Window" in his hand, was thinking that Lu Huang's understanding of acting might come from his enthusiasm for cult movies. Yi stood behind him.

"Who allowed you to touch these?"

There was suppressed anger in the gloomy voice.

Lou Xiaoheng raised his head, turned around, and was startled when he saw Lu Huang standing behind him looking down at him.

Lu Huang was really angry - the moment he saw Lu Huang's expression, Lou Xiaoheng came to this conclusion.

And this time the anger was on a completely different level from the previous ones.Lou Xiaoheng was about to defend himself, but the "Third Window" in his hand was pulled away forcefully, and the collar was picked up.While Lou Xiaoheng was struggling, he was thrown out by Lu Huang.He leaned on the counter to adjust his collar, feeling a little unhappy: "It fell out, I'm picking it up for you."

"Walk."

Lou Xiaoheng was taken aback for a moment: What, did this person let him go unceremoniously?

He suddenly lost his temper.It’s fine if I failed to steal the chicken last night, it’s fine if I was pressed on the bed and felt it all over the place, it’s fine to touch it comfortably but then it hurts so much, it’s fine that this person doesn’t have any comfort——if I don’t take a few Zhang Dizi took it out to look at the cover, but was reprimanded with a cold face and said "go"? !

"This is your baby? I can't tell, you actually like to watch this kind of film. What's so good about these films, they are all about killing and killing. You have a bit of taste for this lump of blood and that lump of flesh. When Lou Xiaoheng thought that he was insulting Lu Huang's crazily favorite movie, he felt dark, "I don't even bother to watch this stuff, okay? You're so nervous, I'll just touch it like that..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Huang stepped forward and pushed his back to push him out of the canteen door, and then quickly pulled down the rolling gate, shutting Lou Xiaoheng who was still stunned outside.

Lou Xiaoheng: "..."

He was mad.Lu Huang actually threw himself out, and even put on an attitude of rejecting the door.

"Lu Huang! There's something wrong with you, Lu Huang!" Lou Xiaoheng's resentment and resentment that had been suppressed since last night finally exploded, "Open the door! Open the door!!"

He kicked the silently closed rolling gate several times, but got no response.

"Isn't it just a few discs? Do you want to!" Lou Xiaoheng scratched his head angrily.But facing the unresponsive rolling shutter door, he couldn't do anything.

Finally, Old Wang next door came out shaking his cattail fan, and said to him, "Xiao Lou, what are you arguing with Xiao Lu?"

Lou Xiaoheng was lying on the window trying to spy on Lu Huang's figure in the canteen with the lights turned off. When someone asked him this question, he immediately remembered his prominent status as a rising star. No big deal."

Lao Wang obviously didn't think that the two young people's quarrel would be a big deal, he shook his fan and nodded in agreement: "Well, it can be a big deal, just wake up from sleep."

Bah, still sleeping, good idea.

Lou Xiaoheng spat on Lu Huang several times in his heart, with a normal smile on his face, and finally left.

He still has a career, so he can't argue with this hopeless canteen owner.

Arriving outside the gate of the university where the scene was filmed, Lou Xiaoheng was stunned by the girls surrounded by the three floors on the school road.

When he turned his head, he saw the male lead approaching, Lou Xiaoheng hurriedly pulled him: "Old Feng, why are there so many people, come to see you or come to see me?"

The young boy who was about the same age as Lou Xiaoheng smiled: "It's none of your business, I'm here to see Qiu Yang."

"Who... who?!"

"Qiu Yang. They didn't inform you? Qiu Yang is going to play a guest role as a university lecturer in our fourth episode. Such a big scene..." He opened his arms and waved his hand grandly, "They are all fans of Qiu Yang .”

Lou Xiaoheng was still a little dazed when he walked towards the crew with him.

How could their crew of a small web drama afford to hire the now thriving first-line niche student, mainland idol drama star, and advertising king Qiu Yang? !

Lou Xiaoheng touched his pocket.Very good, the phone is in his pocket, and he will take a photo with Qiu Yang later, as proof that he and Qiu Yang have worked together and have a good relationship.

Lou Xiaoheng smiled happily.He almost wiped away the unhappiness caused by Lu Huang's incident.

The author has something to say: Ji You said that maybe it would be better to explain it, so it is as follows:

All the scripts in the article, no matter web dramas, TV series or movies, are original.