I robbed the villain

Drowsy, Hanayamain heard someone talking beside her.However, the voice was far and near, too distorted, like an old player that was almost unusable, and like she was actually sinking at the bottom of the water, listening to the chatter of people on the shore.

[...Heh, such a troublesome brat, if you don’t kill her now, why don’t you wait for her to continue to harm us?I don't care what you think, today, either she will die or I will live! ]

[laugh!Mouth full of stupid words!Don't forget, all of you are dead people now, if it wasn't for her calling, you wouldn't be able to reach this place at all. ]

[so what? !A mere human being wants to drive me as a Shikigami? !Want to make me obey? !joke!Do you think I am you? !I, Naraku, even if I die and jump out from here, I will not submit to a human brat who smashed his head! ]

[Oh, then you are jumping.Coincidentally, the space of Shenwei is open now, this time you will never be blocked again when you go out, as long as you jump out, I guarantee you will die cleanly and thoroughly, even if this little ghost summons the soul again, you will never May be called out again. ]

[Sure enough, we are here because of her ability?fun, fun!It's really curious, what is the real ability of this Miss Huashanyuan?Why is it so complicated?Or is her real ability——]

[Aizen, don't interrupt!Hmph, Obito Uchiha, let me tell you, we monsters are completely unmatched by your filthy humans!You provoke me with such words, do you think I dare not? ! ]

[Feel free, the exit is there, jump. ]

[I'll show you the jump right now! !I—Ghost Mai Tsuji, why are you pulling me? !let go! ! ]

[I?I didn't... ouch—]

[Okay, they are all fellow travelers, who doesn't know who?What is there to pretend!The space is about to be closed again, so hurry up and throw all these cats and dogs out for me! ]

[Meow! ]

[Woof! ]

[The following is not—]

[Throw it all out! ]

Ding ding ding bang bang bang bang bang——

After a period of chaotic performance, Rin Hanayamain finally pulled back his sanity from the dark dream, and the sleeping soul wandering between the world and the different space finally fell back gently. into his own body.

With the return of the soul, the first thing to come back is the sense of hearing.

When those strange and funny voices that were as false as auditory hallucinations gradually faded away, Rin Hanayamain heard the voice of the wind.It passes through the forest, shakes the branches and leaves, and makes a soft and quiet sound.Beside the creek not far away, there is the sound of children laughing, very soft, but happy.

Then, Rin Hanayamain's sense of touch also came back.

She felt that she was lying on the crummy tatami. Although there was already a layer of futon under her body, it was still hard enough for Hanayamain Rin who was used to sleeping on soft beds.And strangely, the quilt covering her body also seemed to be very rough, as if covering her body was not a soft quilt, but a layer of sand.

Finally, Rin Hanayamain's sense of smell also came back.

She smelled the faint fragrance of wisteria flowers coming along the wind, bringing with it the smoke and fire of the human settlements along the road, but she didn't know if it was an illusion, but there was an inexplicable smell mixed with such a fragrance of flowers .But these smells are too faint, and when the wind gets stronger, they all dissipate, replaced by the stuffy smell of sweat in a small room, and a burnt and sour smell of coffee.

——Where is this?where is she

Rin Hanayamain opened his eyes blankly.

Her eyes gradually focused, and she saw the strong Taisho-style furnishings around her. With the aroma of coffee outside the house, Rin Hanayama guessed that this might be a Western-style coffee shop that focuses on "Taisho Romance".

But she looked around the room she was in: crowded, messy, and full of strange smells.

Look at the quilt covering her body: rough, dirty, and not lacking in the smell of sweat.

A guy like Rin Hanayama, who is so careless that he crams his house into a utility room, wants to go out and take a bath ten times when he sees the quilt on his body. It can be seen how indescribable the house that accommodated her is.

And here's where it gets weird!

It can be seen from the surrounding style that this should be a place similar to a utility room in the back kitchen of a coffee shop featuring "Taisho romantic style".However, these days, people who can spare money to set up a "Taisho romantic" coffee shop are either rich or landed, and they can do anything for "cute" and "romantic", in short, they are stupid and rich come quickly.In such a silly and fast place, how could there be such a room? !

Even the utility room is too shabby and messy, right? !

Rin Huashanyuan twisted the corner of the quilt, pulled it away from her body, and then lay on the window sill, looking around curiously, but unexpectedly, the window was not the beautiful scenery she thought, but a narrow and messy small Lane, just like this utility room she is in.

But it is such a dirty alley, and the buildings you see are all very old.

——The sense of age is equivalent to spending a lot of money to maintain it every day.

But the scenery in front of him doesn't look like a rich place.

Weird, weird.

It's getting weirder.

Rin Huashanyuan touched her waist subconsciously, but she didn't touch her mirror, but several small paper figurines fell from her fingers.

Rin Hanayamain was dumbfounded.

Huashanyuan Rin is not worried about the disappearance of Jinghua Shuiyue. After all, this is her half body, and she will definitely not lose it—she has been the master of the virtual circle for so many years, and she has never heard of anyone losing her Zanpakuto.

But...but what are these little paper people? !

Rin Huashanyuan vaguely remembered that when he saw the respected teacher Bai Lan suffering and dying, he finally couldn't bear the unwillingness and righteous indignation in his heart. He couldn't bear to see his teacher die in front of him for the second time, and wanted to keep Teacher Bai Lan. down.Under the domination of such strong emotions, she... she seemed to...

Rin Hanayamain shook her head, feeling that her memory was a little fuzzy again, but she didn't give up and tried hard to think.

——Under such a strong emotion, she made up her mind, as if she used some method to capture the soul of Teacher Bai Lan from the collapsed body, and made it into a shikigami, and forced her to stay, so that Teacher Bai Lan kept it. "Schrödinger's death" seems like death is not death, life is not life.But such a state is obviously not acceptable in the real world, so she used some kind of ability to break away from the main world...

Rin Huashanin was a little confused: Am I so good?

Rin Hanayamain thought for a while, and got an affirmative answer: I, Naraku Onimai Tsuji, of course I am so good!

But why can't she remember so many details?

The warrior of love thought for a while, and his face sank: "Hateful Ma Cangye!!"

It must be because of the concussion that she can't remember all this!

hateful!Hateful! !

Everything is Asakura leaf's fault!

After taking a sip of Ma Cangye, the pot of this world, the warrior of love started to replay a series of events before she traveled to another world, and then she quickly got the answer:

She, the warrior of love Onimai Tsuji Naraku, reunited with Teacher Bai Lan in the previous life by chance, but was suspected and investigated by the Supernatural Secret Service because of their huge differences in identities.If it's just the Supernatural Secret Service Division, of course it's nothing to worry about, but they acted as an introduction to detonate the invisible bomb on Mr. Bai Lan's body - Hei Jue!

Although Teacher Bailan has the problem of soul degeneration, she is not afraid under the protection of her Oniwu Tsuji Naraku. However, just like the warrior she loves is always suffering from all kinds of ups and downs in the world, Teacher Bailan has long been stared at by the hateful black man. Therefore, under the aggressiveness of the Supernatural Secret Service Section, he was finally bent over by Hei Jue!He is blackened!

At this time, he is no longer the enviable Sengoku enchantress and teacher Bai Lan with the golden flash!

He is Hei Jue Lan!

Heijue Lan's body, named Heijue, was the brother of the Immortal of the Six Paths back then.King Ling, the mother of the Immortals of the Six Paths, created the virtual circle, the world of corpses and souls, the real world, hell, and the broken world, and left the sages of the Six Paths to live in the world for a long time. arrange.Hei Jue admired his mother, King Ling, and hated his elder brother's status, so he secretly left traces of Quincy in the world, and provoked the relationship between the bloodlines of the Six Paths Immortals several times, causing them to kill each other, which is hateful and abominable!

As for the golden flash teacher Bailan, although he did not have the blood of the Sage of the Six Paths, he was favored by Hei Jue because of his outstanding ability, and he was murdered!

In order to get Teacher Bailan back from the hateful Hei Jue, and to change the teacher from Hei Lan to Bai Lan, she had to take the initiative to hurt Teacher Bai Lan, and then with the cooperation of Teacher Bai Lan, she abandoned the body occupied by Hei Lan and took Bai Lan with her. The teacher's soul came to another world, hoping to find a way to revive Teacher Bailan!

... Teacher Bai Lan, you are so miserable! !

Thinking of Teacher Bailan who was in the state of "Schrödinger's death", Rin Hanayama couldn't help crying from it.

But the strength of the warrior of love is unimaginable to ordinary people, so she quickly wiped away the tears of grief from the corners of her eyes and regained her strength.

She vaguely remembered that she took Teacher Bai Lan's soul into the talisman of the containment shikigami, that is, into a small paper man, but why——

Hanayamain Rin moved his eyes to the four small paper figurines laid out on the tatami, and couldn't help being a little dumbfounded.

These four little paper figurines are all talismans to contain souls, and they are all black in color. Just from the appearance, there is really no difference!

Could it be that--

Not knowing what came to mind, Rin Hanayamain turned pale with fright.

Could it be that——teacher Bai Lan, who was contained in the talisman, did not escape the evil hands of Heijue, and finally split into four personalities amidst intertwined regrets? !

how come? ! !

In a panic, Rin Hanayamain hurriedly used his meager spiritual power to reveal the souls of the four Shikigami talismans.

However, this appearance brought more children to Hanayamain Rin's question marks.

Bang bang bang!

Following four soft sounds, a pure black and red-eyed kitten, a red-haired and blue-eyed puppy, and a pure white and flawless adult Persian cat with purple pupils appeared in front of Rin from left to right. , and a silly Shiba Inu with white hair and red pupils.

cats and dogs cats and dogs.

Cats and dogs.

Eh no.

Who are you? ? ?

Rin Hanayamain was dumbfounded.

Why did her shikigami change from one to four?

Why does her shikigami summon cats and dogs?

——Where is her teacher Bai Lan? !

Or are these all Teacher Bai Lan? ! !

Rin Huashanyuan glanced at the four small animals, starting from the left, and tentatively asked them one by one.

"Teacher Bai Lan?"

Little black cat: "Mi?"

The little black cat seemed to be a little surprised by his current state, but soon, he became calm and happy, and was about to jump on Hanayamain Rin—but halfway, he was slapped on the ground by a white Persian cat with sharp eyes and quick claws .

The little red-haired milk dog laughed loudly, and the little black cat looked at Rin Huashanin with teary eyes.

"Mi~~~"

Rin Hanayamain took a breath.

Well, well, so cute! ! ! !

At this moment, Rin Hanayamain understood the truth: the cats and dogs in front of him are definitely Teacher Bailan!They are all the personalities of Teacher Bai Lan! !

Because—it's so cute! ! !

Rin Hanayamain was delighted by the furries, and immediately picked up the poor little black cat and looked at the big white cat reproachfully.

"Mr. Bailan, how could you be so rude to your other personalities?!" Huashanyuan Lin hated iron and steel, "Mr. Bailan, the injury hurts your body, and the pain hurts my heart!!"

The big white cat's expression at this moment seemed to have been struck by lightning, and the eyes looking at Hanayamain Rin seemed to want to slap the water out of her head.

Hearing this, the little black cat was taken aback for a moment, then his eyes lit up, as if he had discovered a new continent!He hooked his paws pitifully on Rin Hanayamain's collar, pointed at the big white cat meowing non-stop, and complained in cat language, with the vicious face of a successful kitten.

Very subtle, Rin Hanayamain seemed to understand Xiao Hei's complaint.

Hanayamain Rin looked at the big white cat in embarrassment. The latter was flicking its tail in dissatisfaction. It was so angry that it exploded and gained a lot of weight. The purple cat eyes glared at her resentfully, as if it would show its claws at any time.

Rin Huashanyuan was inexplicably guilty, put down Xiaohei, hugged the big white cat that was almost half the height of a person, and said coquettishly: "Mr. Bailan, don't be angry! You may not understand now, but I am actually preventing you from hurting yourself Ah! Teacher Bailan, every aspect of your personality is very important. How can you beat Xiao Hei just because he doesn’t meet your expectations? Although he looks black, he is cute! Teacher Bailan, look , each of your personalities is super cute!!"

The big white cat was not comforted at all.

It's starting to grind its teeth.

Rin Hanayamain didn't notice it, and as she spoke, she felt the fluff in her arms, and couldn't help kissing her.

MUA!

Rin Hanayamain kissed the fluffy cat's face.

The big white cat froze in place, looking at her in disbelief, shy and angry, like a girl from a good family who was slighted.

Huashanyuan Lin finally realized what he had done, and coughed lightly: "Teacher Bailan, no matter what you become, this disciple will always love you!"

As she said that, in order to hide her guilty conscience and to show that she treated them equally, she picked up the other three cats and dogs and kissed them one by one.

MUA! MUA! MUA!

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Little Shiba Inu: At a loss.jpg

Big White Cat: "..."

Rin Hanayamain watched the white cat get fat again with anger!

The impatient white cat finally couldn't hold it anymore, it jumped up, and with its super high fighting power, three paw paws would make the three little animals snap back to the little paper figurines.

Finally, the big white cat pounced on Hanayamain Rin, trampled her down on the tatami, and stared at her with deep purple pupils.

At this moment, Hanayamain Rin was lying on the tatami, looking up at the pair of extremely close violet eyes, inexplicably nervous, and even heard her own rapid heartbeat.

thumping—

thumping—

Huashanyuan swallowed her saliva, and cautiously said, "Mr. Bailan...do you... have something to say to me?"

The white cat squinted:

"Meow--"

White Cat: "..."

Hanayamain Rin: "..."

The white cat was distraught, turned its head back into a little paper man, and fell to the ground.

Rin Hanayamain sat up, and on the tatami, four small black paper figurines were neatly arranged, as if the cats and dogs that had just made a fuss in the small room had never appeared before.

Rin Hanayamain picked up the little paper figurine of the white cat, recalling the pair of deep purple cat pupils, and its frantic look. For some reason, she smiled slightly, and her face slowly blushed.