I robbed the villain

In the divine space.

The two bosses, Obito and Aizen, ignored Naraku who was pitifully persecuted and publicly executed again.It's just that the latter is because he is calm enough and has nothing to do with himself, while the former is because he has already gotten used to it.

——It's been so many years, and as one of the guardians, he's almost tired of watching this little devil's tricks.

Obito ignored the chickens and dogs jumping outside, casually picked up the little milk dog that was squatting on the side—that is, Zhen Huang Ba Tu—, shook his neck, and observed carefully.

This little milk dog doesn't look like a very smart Yazi.

Obito thought for a while, and his voice sounded flat, full of shirk responsibility: "What about this guy? Which of you is responsible for watching it?"

After all, Shenwei Space is a different space, and after several times and years of changes, it is very different from the rules of the outside main world!In this space, the owner of Obito can do many things that are unimaginable to the outside world, even take Huangba out of the container and squeeze it into a little milk dog to squat on the side without any problem... as long as However, Huangba's spit has a special nature. Although it is cute and cute, it is a chaotic mess of energy, so you have to watch it.Moreover, the identity of the container that Huangba vomited seems to be unusual, if you don't want to cause trouble for Hanayamain Rin, you'd better take good care of it... Tsk, trouble!

So he Obitu will never be responsible for this matter!He doesn't know how to keep a dog, and neither does a dog-shaped energy body!Usually raising a husky-like house demolition kid is enough for him to worry about, but now even if someone tells a flower in front of him, he won't keep a dog!Do not raise! !

But to whom can this matter be handed over?Ghost Mai Tsuji?

Oni Wu Tsuji is the well-deserved number one tool person in Shenwei Space.However, this tool man is too rubbish, and he doesn't have the ability to watch Huangba spit.As early as the first time Huangba's vomit container was sent into the Shenwei space, Oni Wu Tsuji was swept off the Colosseum by Naraku, who was responsible for suppressing Huangba's vomit.But helplessly, this guy is really useless. He has a strong breath, but he is garbage among garbage when fighting. He can't even beat a supernatural ability that can only fight by instinct. Within 5 minutes, he was beaten into a small biscuit by Huang Ba .Rubbish!

As for Naraku, he is useless now.It's pitiful to say that it's him and Onimi Tsuji who have been trampled and executed all the time, but Hanayamain Rin, a little bastard, doesn't know what kind of talent he is. Kikyo couldn't stop loving Kikyo, making Naraku so angry that even that idiot Oni Wu Tsuji could see that Naraku really had a Kikyo that he couldn't love... This time was even better, and Naraku was directly hit by a screen-opening thunderbolt. Naluo was so angry that she wanted to die with her, and of course she couldn't do the work of watching dogs.

And the last Aizen... Forget it, even if this pretentious poet wants to raise a dog, he is afraid that Aizen will end up playing a drama like burning the dog to the sky, "From now on I will stand on top of the nine dogs".

So Obito thought about it, and finally tore off the ghost dance Tsuji, the painting, and the tool man from the wall, and gave him the dog.

"Look at it carefully." Obito's voice was full of threats, "Otherwise I'll feed you to the dogs!"

Obito is only responsible for shirking responsibility, and as for the hot chicken tool man, will he be beaten by the dog if he sees the dog's failure... If you beat him, he won't die anyway.

Onimai Tsuji hugged the dog blankly, thinking of the memory of being beaten into biscuits by the dog just a few minutes ago, his pupils trembled.

Why is it always him who gets hurt? ! !

Why is his status so low? ! !

Obviously everyone is a villain!Why are you three so pushy? ! !

Oni Wu Tsuji was furious and wanted to shoot the case.

But Obito only needed to glance impatiently, and his courage, which had swelled up for a moment, shrank back again, and obediently hugged the dog and curled up in the corner, as quiet as a painting.

Very current affairs.

Lan Ran, who was quietly watching an absurd drama at the side, finally chuckled lightly, and said as if unintentionally: "I don't know what the outside world looks like now after losing this high-risk ability."

……

What is the outside world like now?

Now that Huangba's vomit container has also directly evaporated in the Central Plains, what has become of the surroundings? !

A few minutes ago, when Bailan spread her wings arrogantly over Tokyo and crossed the entire Tokyo, the alert level in Tokyo suddenly increased, and the phones of some institutions rang endlessly.

And the Supernatural Secret Service Division, an organization that expands with the expansion of the number of supernatural power users, also learned about Bai Lan's true identity. After some careful consideration, he called Mori Ogai in Yokohama and asked The relationship between Hong Kong black and Miru Fiore.

Mori Ogai felt bad when he got the call.From Mori Ogai's point of view, the Supernatural Secret Service Division is a hot chicken official who goes to the Three Treasures Hall for everything, and the incidents that come to him become more difficult and more troublesome.What's more, they didn't even call Nakahara Nakaya and Bai Lan in the Tokyo Industrial Park last night to question him, but now they called... Ogai Mori felt that there was a big problem here!

Mori Ogai dismissed the call casually, and then dialed Chuya Nakahara's number.

But the other party has not connected for a long time.

Mori Ogai felt that things seemed to be gradually getting out of control:

What happened in Tokyo? !

……

What the hell is going on in Tokyo?

Or narrow the scope of the incident to a more specific location and time: what happened in room 10 414 minutes ago? !

——This is what the Armed Detective Agency wants to know.

When Bailan crossed the sky over Tokyo, the first thing she noticed was not the Japanese government, but Ranbu who was eating snacks and playing games in the Mihua Hotel.

Originally, Luanbu, who was pecking at each other in the game, saw the shadow in the sky, and looked out curiously, and when he saw it, he was stunned.

"—Oops! Dazai!"

Kunikida & Yosano Akiko: ? !

The group of three came to Room 414 of the apartment building in a hurry. Without opening the door, they saw Osamu Dazai lying quietly on the ground in the living room, who seemed to be dying but had a rosy face.

Kunikida & Yosano Akiko: ...

The former was speechless, while the latter wanted to take out the chainsaw on the spot and give this guy a "survival".

——Everyone was so worried that you were going to die, but you ended up sleeping here? !

Luanbu glanced around Room 414, walked in quickly, snuffed out the incense rising from the incense burner, and then rubbed the place where Rin Huashanyuan kept his diary in several cases.

Kunikida said: "Mr. Ranpo, what are you looking for?"

Luanbu pointed to the table and said: "Look at the location of the incense burner on the table."

Kunikida took a look, but saw nothing.

Luanbu pointed to the sofas on both sides of the case table: "At that time, there were two people sitting here. One was Miss Huashanyuan, and the other was Bailan, the leader of Mirufiore. They sat on the same side to say something very important, and The incense burner is lit, so according to the general habit, the incense burner should be placed in the center of the desk." Luanbu pointed at the desk again, "But in fact there is no one. It is placed on the wrong side."

An idea flashed in Kunikida's mind: "So, at that time, there should have been other things besides the incense burner on the table!"

Ranpo said: "That's right. There is a long strip of things over here, which should be Yaodao Onikiri, and there is a square about the size of a palm, which should be a diary."

Kunikida frowned and said, "So after the leader of Mirufiore left with Ms. Hanayamain, did they also take these two things away?"

Luanbu was thoughtful: "This is the most troublesome part... They took away the Yaodao, but not the diary. When Bailan left, a lot of dust was rolled up. Look, this small piece The thickness of the dust in this place is different from other places. This means that they didn’t take the diary with them when they left...even now, the diary should still be here.”

Kunikida was surprised: "What?!" He stared at the table, but the table was empty, except for a small incense burner, "How is this possible?!"

Thinking about it randomly, he pressed his palm on the place where Hanayamain Rin put down the pink diary.Here, he should have touched a diary... but in fact, he couldn't feel anything.

"It's here," said Ranpo softly, "it's just that it rejected us all."

Kunikida was speechless, pale with shock.

At this time, Yosano Akiko who was squatting beside Osamu Dazai also spoke: "Mr. Ranpo, Kunikida, come and have a look!"

"What's wrong?" The two looked at Osamu Dazai again.

Yosano Akiko said solemnly: "This guy doesn't just seem to be asleep, he isn't even in a coma."

Kunikida felt bad: "What does this mean..."

Said to Akiko Xieye: "I can't wake him up."

Luanbu sighed: "Dazai has lost his soul, and ordinary methods can't wake him up."

Kunikida & Yosano Akiko were shocked and said, "Liuhun?!"

Luanbu said: "Of course! Ms. Huashanyuan is from the Huashanyuan family, so it is normal to know some methods of spiritual power!"

Normal is normal, but for the two supernatural beings, psychic powers are rare in the first place, and their strange abilities are even more unheard of. Hearing the term "leaving the soul" at this moment is like seeing people in the new century. Like a witch doctor jumping a great god, only a tactical backward movement can express the violent inner fluctuations.

Ranpo was a little distressed and said, "Dazai went out again this morning and was beaten. I thought he would be blocked and beaten when he came to look for the diary today." Dazai woke up Nakahara Chuya, so Nakahara Nakaya would definitely When he came to find Rin Hanayamain, the leader of Mirufiore was of course not to be outdone. The two parties jammed in Room 414 and ran into Osamu Dazai face to face.Osamu Dazai's life is definitely not in danger, but he is sure to be beaten, so before going out, Ranpo kindly suggested that he eat more delicious food, so as not to be unable to eat after being beaten, "But now it seems... ..."

"Dazai really caused even more trouble, right?!"

As soon as everyone recalled Osamu Dazai's bullshit style of acting, they immediately determined that it must be because he was too stupid, so he caused more trouble than being beaten.For example, if you suddenly have a bad taste and secretly record people's black history, but you can't retreat before you are knocked down, and so on... Isn't this very possible!

——On the point of "dog", everyone still has great confidence in Osamu Dazai.

"But it's not the way to go on like this."

"Mr. Ranpo, what should we do now?!"

Luanbu scratched his face: "I have no choice but to contact them."

"Who?"

"Special Ability Division."

"Ability Secret Service Division?!"

"That's right. Huang Batu disappeared in Tokyo, and it is very likely that he was kidnapped by Mirufiore, and even ran away in crowded Tokyo-such things should be taken care of by the Supernatural Secret Service Division, right?!"

Ranpo Edogawa, a good citizen of the Secret Service who plays games without having anything to do, draws a circle somewhere in the suburbs of Tokyo map.

"Let them talk to Mirufiore. Bring Miss Huashanyuan back by the way."

With Ranpo Edogawa, the world's smartest famous detective, here, Kunikida and Yosano Akiko seem to have a backbone, even though Dazai Osamu is lying on the ground like a Sleeping Beauty right now, waiting The prince rescued them, and they didn't panic at all.

——Anyway, it wasn't their lip kiss.

But having said that, where is Osamu Dazai, whose soul has left his body, and who is he with?

……

In the dream world with Onikiri as the core.

Dazai Sasuke was hammered into the bottom of the lake by Naruto again.

He was paralyzed at the bottom of the lake, feeling ashamed, wishing he could just drown.

But even if he doesn't do anything, he will still be fished out from the bottom of the lake by that idiot with a broken head in Nakahara Chuya, and then he will stage a "you say it, you say it" "I don't listen, I don't listen"" Why don't you say" "No I don't want to hear you" suffocating drama.

Osamu Dazai felt that Rin Hanayamain was a poisonous woman.

But Osamu Dazai didn't think more about how poisonous Rin Hanayamain was.

Because of him, Osamu Dazai, he must not wait for brainwashing!

He wants to fight back against brainwashing! !

Osamu Dazai made up his mind, and ran through the character settings in his head quickly, and then when Naruto Naruto fished him out again, he closed his eyes and tried his best to keep calm under the influence of the water-color barrier.

Osamu Dazai yelled loudly, and said in a moving voice before Naruto hit him: "Naruto! Naruto, what's wrong with you, Naruto?! You've got an illusion! Wake up!!"

Naruto Nakahara paused, with suspicion appearing on his face.

Osamu Dazai said affectionately: "Have you forgotten me?! I am your dear old father!"

Naruto Nakahara: "..."

Naruto Nakahara punched Dazai Goubi Zhi into the bottom of the lake.

The Dazai dog was forced to slap the dog at the bottom of the lake for a while.

That's fine, this persona really doesn't work.

Wait until he has to think of something better.