It is the first hand with different abilities

Katori Haruka was woken up by the sound of the door, rubbed her eyes and got up, but was pressed down by a big hand just as she was about to land.Zhou Fang yawned, grabbed his hair with one hand and asked, "What's going on?"

"Someone is confessing to Xiaoyao." Kusanagi and others were watching the fun, when they heard his voice, they turned around and said, "Do you want to chase him away?"

"Confession?" Katori Haruka narrowed his eyes, saw the grand wreath of roses through the glass, woke up suddenly, patted Zhou Fang's arm and said, "Let me see, let me see."

Mao Mao stretched its neck and tried its best to probe, dissatisfied and urged Zhou Fang to take him over.Zhou Fang sighed inwardly, and effortlessly picked up the light cat in his arms with one hand and walked out of the gate.Dazai at the door stood holding a large bouquet of roses for an unknown amount of time, and when he saw Haruka Katori coming out, it rained petals from the sky.

Several drones flew over them, and countless petals fluttered down. Katori Haruka raised his head, reached out to catch one, and brought it to the tip of his nose. "It smells good."

He has imagined this kind of scene countless times in his dreams, but he has never been the protagonist once in reality.Being under the spotlight and accepting a romantic confession under the spotlight, you can hardly believe your eyes.

With a sore nose, he slipped off Zhou Fang's body, touched the ground with his toes, and threw himself at the man in the white suit who was slowly walking towards him. "Xiaozhi~thank you~" fulfilled a dream for him, even if it is only for a moment, it is enough to remember for a lifetime.

Dazai opened his arms to catch him, but his footsteps slipped half an inch back suspiciously.For Dazai who is not a combatant, Katori Haruka's shell attack is still a bit difficult to parry.

"Xiaozhi Xiaozhi, is today a good day?" Katori Haruka chirped and crawled on top of him, really treating herself like a cat.

Dazai hugged him funny, and stuffed the bouquet in his arms into his hand. "It's a good day to remember." There were indescribable emotions in the kite-colored eyes, like a balloon that squeezed a lot of air slowly overflowing, with complex emotions that Katori Haruka could not read.

He said softly, with a voice that only the two of them could hear: "I like you, little..."

"I like you, Mr. Haruka!" A loud voice broke Dazai's hard-won courage. He pressed Katoro Haruka's neck and pulled back the cat with its head sticking out.Take a deep breath, want to start again

mouth, was interrupted again.

Wearing a black traditional wedding kimono, Akutagawa looked at Katori Haruka blankly and read: "Please forgive me for not being able to understand my heart before, but now, no one can stop me from pursuing happiness. Mr. Haruka , please accept it, whether it is a horn or a kitten or puppy without a name, it is fine!"

Akutagawa clenched his hands into fists, showing an attitude of risking everything. He looked calm on the surface, but his legs were trembling slightly.Katori Haruka looked at him, then at Dazai, and said, "Xiaozhi, he's talking to you."

"No, I'm telling you next time."

"Then who are you looking at?"

"Of course I'm looking at..." Akutagawa hastily pulled back the eyes that he would look at Dazai from time to time, and said very seriously, "Of course it's Mr. Haruka! My feelings for Mr. Dazai are not such superficial feelings!"

"Wait for me." Dazai closed his eyes and made up his mind. He was about to put down the kitten in his arms when someone grabbed his tie.

Tears welled up in Katori Haruka's eyes. "Shallow? Love is not superficial! Xiaozhi is a villain!"

Fortunately, he was so moved that it was the first time in his life to be confessed like this, his head was dizzy, and his IQ was tied with thousands of knots. It is estimated that at this time Dazai could say anything casually and he would be able to agree with him.Don't blame him for being weak-willed, the Dazai in the white suit is so handsome!

However, he actually tarnished this beautiful love and couldn't bear it.

Dazai couldn't breathe a little, he begged for mercy: "No, he said that, it has nothing to do with me..."

Interrupted for the third time.

"Although I can't understand Mr. Dazai's feelings for you, Mr. Dazai will not be wrong. I will follow him to the death for what he wants to do. If he confesses to you, I will also confess! Because Mr. Dazai will be born in the next life." Teacher!"

"Akutagawa Ryunosuke." Dazai turned his head and buried the weeping Katori Haruka's head on his shoulder.His voice was full of threats, and anyone could see that he was extremely angry. "You are the worst class I have ever led. If I were you, I would have found a trash can and packed it up so that people would kick me down the river."

Akutagawa: -mouth-! ! !

"Akutagawa-senpai!" Higuchi Ichiyo screamed, hugging Akutagawa who was leaning back.Akutagawa head one

Crooked, 'died' in her arms.

"Dazai, you are too much! Akutagawa-senpai risked being liquidated to help you!" Higuchi looked at Dazai with eyes full of accusations, as if looking at a traitor.

Half an hour ago, Dazai contacted Akutagawa, and asked the other party to replace the protagonist of the confession on the billboard with his own name. Akutagawa hesitated for 001 seconds and agreed, but only made a request that he should be at the scene of the confession.

Time goes back to the present, Dazai has an urge to go back in time and kill Akutagawa, only one of them can survive, and that is him!

He lived frugally for so many days, and his already poor wallet was even worse. For this day, he went to the casino for half an hour, competing with a group of goldfish for dirty little money, and snatching food from Mori Ogai's tiger's mouth. Everything that was brewing was destroyed by Akutagawa.

What evil did he do in his previous life to have such a disciple.

——Who wants to achieve the unethical achievement of sharing the teacher's wife with you!

Seeing that the whispers of the people around him have spread in an immoral direction, Dazai let out a long breath, holding Katori Haruka to block other people's cameras, and stuffed Katori Haruka into the car he drove like a thief, and stepped on the gas pedal Sigh, leaving behind a string of car exhaust.

Akutagawa Yoyo woke up, and was sprayed with exhaust fumes all over his face. Seeing Dazai leaving ruthlessly, he was dumbfounded.Higuchi didn't care about these things, seeing that he was still alive, tears filled his eyes with excitement: "Akutagawa-senpai, it's great that you're fine!" Almost thought you were going to catch a cold!

Akutagawa tremblingly stretched out his hand in the direction of the car leaving, feeling extremely shaken, he didn't understand why Mr. Dazai not only didn't praise him, but also scolded him, he followed the procedure!

Didn't Fran say that Mr. Dazai likes this tune? !He endured shame and moral condemnation, and did such a shocking thing in front of everyone, but in exchange for this result, he was not convinced.

Thousands of words turned into one sentence: "Human tiger - kill you!"

Mr. Dazai doesn't want to achieve the achievement of sharing the teacher's wife with him, is it because he wants to achieve it with Renhu? !Unforgivable!

Akutagawa swung away angrily, Higuchi wanted to follow, but was stopped by Kusanagi.Kusanagi asked others to disperse the onlookers, and moved towards the wreath with a cigarette in his mouth. "Clean up and go."

The door of the bar that is open for business is made like this, I want to take a picture

Ass away, when they bark Wuluo is a vegetarian?Barbara is not a vegetarian, and one by one surrounded Higuchi Ichiyo in the center, which looked more mafia than mafia.

Higuchi: ...

Katori Haruka was still sulking, he folded his arms in displeasure and said to Dazai who was driving: "What does that young man with a white head mean, he is your apprentice!"

Dazai glanced at him, and a rose appeared out of his pocket as if by magic. Katori Haruka's eyes lit up, she snatched it, and hummed, "Then I'll forgive you."

He is happy with more than 9 flowers, and he is also happy with one. Katori Haruka is a person who is not greedy and very satisfied. Looking at the delicate and beautiful rose with water droplets on it, he just thinks it looks good no matter what. "Thank you Xiaozhi~ I like you the most~"

Facing his little mouth with honey, Dazai just shook his head with a grin. "Happy now?"

"Well, happy. I couldn't be happier than today." Katori Haruka pursed the corners of her mouth and snickered, "Is it because I heard what I said before that I prepared it? Xiaozhi, you..."

"Happy birthday."

"...Huh?" Haruka Katori didn't realize what happened, whether he was angry or happy, surprise or disappointment, his mind was full of what happened today.

Seeing that he was still in a daze, Dazai didn't speak, but turned off the engine when he drove to the river. "The birthday date on your household registration has been postponed by two months. Today is your real birthday."

Katori Haruka nodded hesitantly. "Why would you know?"

"Because I want to make Xiaoyao happy." Dazai said, "But I have to apologize to you, I investigated your past without authorization." He turned his head, obviously apologizing, but he was sure that Katori Haruka would not be angry. "Today is the correct birthday, and only I know about it."

Sure enough, Katori Haruka shook his head, and he scratched his cheek in bewilderment. "No need to apologize, it's no big deal."

He is an old man, born prematurely when his mother accidentally fell at home, and due to some reasons, he did not get a household registration until two months later, and the date of birth was delayed because of this. "Birthdays are the same for me any day, and you don't pay much attention to birthdays, why are you making it so grand?"

Few people he knew would celebrate their birthdays, and only Judaime's birthday would be celebrated in a big way when he was in Pengo Lie.

Oh...his will too, it's just that his birthday party is more humane than the birthday party where the leaders of the allied families are invited.

It's just that, for the first time in many years, someone will celebrate him on his actual birth date.

"Is Xiaoyao moved?" Dazai asked.

Katori Haruka nodded. "A rose is not enough, I want a cake."

"This?" Dazai stretched out his hand, and took out a small cheesecake from the back seat, which was particularly exquisite.

For some unknown reason, Katori Haruka didn't thank Dazai, didn't look at Dazai, but took it quietly, opened the box, and waited for Dazai to light a candle and blow it out without making a wish, then ate it with a fork mouthful.

Dazai waited for him to finish eating, and Katori Haruka looked at the empty paper plate before he seemed to come to his senses when he took the last bite. "Ah... I finished eating it." The birthday cake should be shared with others, right?

"fine."

The corner of Dazai's mouth was always pouted with a lingering smile, he held down Katori Haruka's hand, leaned over and kissed him lightly on the forehead, and it was as soon as he touched it.Facing Katori Haruka who was staring blankly at him, the smile on the corner of his mouth widened. "That's enough for me."

For a long time, no one spoke.It was Dazai who broke the silence. "Xiaoyao, there is another gift for you."

Katori Haruka gestured to him.Dazai tightened the corners of his mouth, and after deliberating for a long time, he said, "Would you like to be with me?"

"Okay." Katori Haruka nodded, as well-behaved as students sitting in rows in a kindergarten.Dazai was overjoyed, but at the same time, he felt some unexplainable other feelings in his heart. At this time, he had no intention to argue, he only felt that the surprise came too fast, a little unreal.

Katori Haruka was blushing, and his heart was jumping thumpingly. He was as dizzy as if he was drunk. He stepped on the gas pedal with his little foot. He said in a voice that seemed to be floating on the clouds and could not be realized: " It's love sacrifice, right, I am willing."

The car rushed out like a sharp arrow, flew out of the embankment, lingered in the air, and fell at the highest point.Accompanied by the loud noise of heavy objects falling into the sea, Haruka Katori smiled and unfastened her seat belt, hugged the dumbfounded Dazai, and then pulled his ears on both sides forcefully.

"I made an agreement with Fran to fuck me together, right? You guys are all so dirty, Gululu!" Don't hide

Don't tell me, besides Fran, who else would share this silly operation of Mrs. Ma'am!Bringing an apprentice together to confess, isn't it just a joke? ! !

The water entered the car, and the rest of the words could not be heard clearly.But there was only one thing Dazai was clear about.

—The one named Fran, you are gone.

On the other side of the river, a green-haired boy wearing a frog hat was sitting on a white rocking chair, shaking and tsk-tsk saying in an unwavering voice, "Poor."