It is the first hand with different abilities

"I don't know what the reason is, but it has been mentioned, let me cooperate." Haruka Katori thinks that his brain is not very bright, but his biggest advantage is optimism. "Whatever, if I become the young master, I will inherit the port when Ougai dies, and it will be fine to clean it up and turn it into a formal business organization~"

Tiaoye pressed his forehead with a headache, and touched the other person's hand to see if he had a fever.

"Who told you that last paragraph?"

"Ah, it's a kind Russian." Katori Haruka clasped his hands together, his eyes sparkling. "Because I agreed, he helped me write the report. He didn't know that I was a military policeman."

Fudi, trying to distract himself by watching the variety shows on the terminal, found that it didn't work, he said: "So you cheated that guy named Gogol and his buddies together?"

Katori Haruka pursed her lips and nodded. "He also asked me if I wanted to join their organization, and I agreed~" He clapped his hands together again. "As a foreigner, he pays so much attention to the mafia in our country. The captain also said that there are many forces in Yokohama who are paying attention. Maybe a big fish will be dug out."

Tiaoye couldn't listen anymore, grabbed his mouth, and said with a sullen face, "You are still addicted to being a boy, aren't you? One port is not enough for you, and you have learned to find business by yourself?" Let me figure it out Your fighting power to fight against the five scumbags, and the melon seeds of the little head that fights the five scumbags!Not enough for others to play half a round!

Katori Haruka's mouth was pinched into a chicken mouth, and she was still working hard to output: "As a public servant of the people, I have the responsibility to investigate all existences that may harm the national interests. I am doing a serious job."

"Oh? Don't be really rebellious if you do too much. Betraying the country is a serious crime. If you flee to the ends of the earth, you will be arrested~"

"No." Katori Haruka was very serious, and this seriousness surprised Tiaoye and the others. Hearing him say every word with a strong will, "Both of them didn't pay me a salary. I won't take the job!"

Katori Haruka, who had stumbled at the Secret Service, said, don't talk to him about friendship and ideals, let's talk about money!

Jono agreed, let go of him happily and slid down his collar. "That's right, working for free is very cheap, and it is an illegal act that violates the labor law.

For, to keep. "

When Fudi got on the long-range transmission missile in a daze, he was still thinking about whether his private organization had ever paid his subordinates. The answer was, no.Everyone is obsessed with making troubles, and they gather together with their own ghosts. They are responsible for all expenses, and what salary are they given!

Ahh... I have to find a way to deal with the organization's affairs. With Xiaoyao's luck and his unexplored supernatural ability, I'm afraid that the organization will overturn and he will be turned over in the end.

These days, it's not easy to turn over a new leaf and become a good person qaq

Katori Haruka sent them away, just like sending away hundreds of bags of cement. He felt that he was the only one in the base, and even the air was a bit fresh. path of.One thing he didn't tell these people, that is, the missing fourth horn of the triangle body has been filled!

That person is-

"Dazai~~" Katori Haruka happily ran to the river bank, and knocked the person standing on the bank down, watching the other party fall into the water with a groan, his hands flapping and yelling, he shouted with a smile, " Did you also enter the water today? Come on! I will help you find the corpse!"

Osamu Dazai gulped a few mouthfuls of river water, and happened to see a dead pig floating over the water, whose eyes met the dead pig's head covered in maggots, and struggled even harder.

"Help—help me up—"

Katori Haruka felt something was wrong when he heard his complexion changed drastically and he asked for help in a panic. He hugged the lifebuoy hanging on the surface of the river embankment, threw it down for him to catch, and pulled him up forcefully.

But his strength was so little, and everything else was useless except for the lifebuoy. In the end, Dazai swam ashore with all his strength, kneeling on the sand and wanting to cry. "Xiaoyao...it doesn't mean that every time you stand by the water, you go into the water."

"But today the weather is sunny and the weather is calm. According to Dazai, it's a good day to go into the water."

"But... I saw a dead pig floating over, and the water was polluted, so I didn't want to jump in." Dazai wiped his face with his wet sleeves, and turned to him, "What do you need from me?"

"I just saw you and wanted to have a romantic love affair with you."

"...Martyrdom is when two people enter the water together. What's the use of standing on the shore?"

"But I hate drowning, even if

I also refused to take off, so I saved steps and was responsible for being the person who failed to die for love and deal with your funeral. "Katori Haruka was very serious, and held Dazai's hand with both hands. "Please feel free to go, leave the rest to me, there will be a grand funeral, please come together, find four black people to carry the coffin for you and dance Oh. "

"...If you die like that, you will wake up." Dazai imagined the scene, "But...it's very lively, it will be very interesting."

I met Dazai at Buteisha, and I didn't have a deep impression at that time. The reason Katori Haruka remembered him was because I saw him arguing with a puppy in an alley two days ago.To be precise, it was Dazai who was holding a pillar and was provoking the dog with a box of dog food in his hand.

Like a villain, he held up the dog food and yelled loudly: "Want to eat it? Kneel on the ground and ask the master to beg you, and I will give it to you!"

The puppy growled at him. "Wow woof!"

He said disgustedly: "No wonder you were thrown away, such a ignorant puppy, I will drive you away even if I am your master!"

Then the puppy urinated against the pillar, and he screamed: "What are you doing! The urine is so high, I will touch it when I slide down! As a punishment, you don't want to eat dog food!"

Then, with the pillars between his legs, he unpacked the package and poured the dog food into his wide open mouth. Kazkaz ate his belly full and burped, and shouted triumphantly: "Haha Haha~ Did you see that, this is what happens to disobedient puppies!"

The puppy circled under the pillar and pulled Mi Tiangong around, and left leisurely with his buttocks shaking, as if to say: Ma De is mentally retarded.

Katori Haruka saw the whole process, came out in a well-dressed outfit, stood under the pillar and looked up at Dazai.To be honest, this scene is a bit embarrassing, even Dazai thinks so.However, he quickly made a mental construction, and stretched out his hand to him: "Do you want to go up? Here you can enjoy the scenery from a high place. It is a different experience from the one below."

Katori Haruka shook her head: "Why are you carrying dog food?"

Dazai thought he would ask why he had to eat the dog food, he was a little surprised, but he was also a little eager to get rid of the relationship and said: "I didn't bring dog food because of that puppy, it was because I bought too many bandages. I gave this away! Why did I give this away when I bought a bandage, the owner of that pet shop must have something wrong!"

"You also said that it is a pet store, so what you buy is a pet shop.

Material bandages? "

Dazai had nothing to say, he stepped on the low wall on one side lightly, jumped over the place where the puppy was stained and jumped to the ground, and said with a smile: "Because the bandages at his house nearby haven't increased in price."

He opened his trouser pocket and dropped a five-yuan coin. "For a poor person like me, even a price increase of ten yen is a big deal. This is the hardship of the poor that Mr. Xiao doesn't understand." He raised his head, and there was a bleak air all over him, "Ah...not only being Delivering dog food, and being entangled by the most annoying puppy, today is really bad luck, let's find a river and enter the water to relax."

"Going into the water...is it suicide?" Katori Haruka tilted her head, "The river water is very cold, and the feeling of drowning is not pleasant."

"That's what I said, but I can't refuse the temptation of death." Dazai turned his face away, smiling like a spring breeze, but there was an incomprehensible dark matter surging in his eyes. The affection faded quickly again, as if it was just an illusion.

"So what about you, Mr. Xiao? If you have nothing to do, will you die for love with me?" Dazai was obviously seen in a very distressed state just now, but at this time Dazai smiled extraordinarily refreshingly, and said in a tone of inviting others to dance together With such words, it does not give people a sense of resentment.

Then, in the next second, he stroked his bangs with one hand, "Haha~ Just kidding, I won't die in love with a man. If it's a young lady, it's my duty."

"Then I'm wearing women's clothing, just treat me as a young lady." Katori Haruka took Dazai's hand involuntarily and walked to the women's clothing store opposite, "Let's go, although I didn't wear women's clothing, but someone Say I am very suitable. I won't be seen!"

"Hey wait, are you serious?! Slow down, why are you so excited!"

In the end, Katori Haruka really put on women's clothes and a sun hat. From the outside, she looked like a girl like a doll, and asked Dazai if she was cute like a girl.

Cute is cute, if those things don’t happen in the future, such as trying to go to the river to enter the water, there are staff members salvaging rubbish on the river, trying to hang the rope and the rope breaks as soon as it is knotted, and trying to jump off the building only to find that the small door leading to the top floor is locked ...

At the end of the memory, Dazai exuded a decadent aura of refusal to be thousands of miles away, and said weakly: "Ahh... when I saw a dead pig floating over, I would

You should have thought of it, it is simply the nemesis, the nemesis. "

He sucked his sore nose from choking on water, and said seriously to Katori Haruka, who had an innocent face, "Let's break up."

Although it was inexplicable, he didn't understand why the relationship started, oh, because at that time, after Katori Haruka changed into women's clothes, he said "It's really suitable, she looks like a noble and beautiful lady" and Katori Haruka also picked up "Then if I die in love with you, we will be considered a couple"...

Dazai stood up, and said coldly to Katori Haruka who was astonished, "I'm really not interested in men. I've tried and we don't call, so let's do it." He said the classic scumbag words.

He flung himself mercilessly to leave, but was caught by the ribbon of his coat, lost his balance and fell face-to-face with a snap.

Katori Haruka took out the terminal, clicked on a photo, and slowly enlarged it in front of his eyes so that the other party could see it clearly: "I have paid all the credits you owed to sixteen stores, and the bills have been grafted on to me. If you want to break up, you can just pay." money."

Osamu Dazai looked at the smiling Katori Haruka with cold sweat all over his head, his face reddened by the gravel on the ground twitched non-stop, and screamed, "I don't want—you're forcing someone into prostitution——"

"I cried so much that I didn't have any tears. Is it Tsundere? Is it duplicity?" Katori Haruka was unmoved, and looked even more excited. "It's okay, my ex-boyfriend is also your temper, I have experience! We will get along very well!"

Dazai was even more desperate.Because he knew that the "we" in Katori Haruka's mouth did not refer to him and the other party, but also Mr. Ranpo and the murder detective.

Who taught this shitty kid!How did this temperament develop!