Interstellar Snail Alliance
Chapter 8 Not angry
Before Mu Yunshen woke up, Li Jia wanted to destroy the "criminal evidence" quickly.He quietly sat up, and seeing that Fu Litan was not there, he thought about taking off the bed sheet and hiding somewhere, or seeing if he could wash it.
At this time, the study was unusually quiet.Li Jia went down to the ground, lifted the quilt secretly, and then grabbed... Huh? !What he slept on last night was not a bed sheet!
The quilt covered here is similar to the quilt he covered on the earth, but the "sheet" is very different.The sheets here are more like mattresses than sheets.The cushion is about two centimeters thick, pure white, with a particularly delicate and soft texture.He didn't pay attention to it when he lay down yesterday, so he didn't notice it.Taking a closer look now, the texture of this thing is a bit like the latex pillow core he used to sleep on, but it is lighter and more breathable than that.
It would be perfect if it didn't have that little puddle of slimy stuff on it!
Li Jia pondered for a while, quietly went into the bathroom to get a wet towel, and wiped the dirty place.Unexpectedly, this thing looks like a latex mat, but its nature is quite different from latex. After he wiped it like this, it became even dirtier. It used to look like a mat from a wet dream, but now it looks like it has wet the bed.
Li Jia always felt that if someone saw this, he would not be able to speak clearly with a hundred mouths, but when he turned his head again, there was it!
There are fruit plates and snack plates on the coffee table, as well as water and drinks!The drink is purple, the color looks a bit like wine, but darker than that.Li Jia thought it was it, picked it up and poured it on top of her "criminal evidence"!
The purple juice is gradually dizzy and stained on the mattress, huh!Simply not perfect.After a while, when Mu Yunshen or Fu Litan had doubts, he would say that he accidentally got it on the bed while drinking a drink.
Li Jia snickered, and hurriedly took the drink bottle to the coffee table and put it away again.Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, he met a pair of thoughtful eyes.
Li Jia: "!!!" Mu Yunshen, are you a ghost? !Walk without sound!
Mu Yunshen: "..." What is this kid doing this early in the morning...
Fu Litan looked very confused: "Mr. Li, why did you pour juice on the bed?"
Li Jia braced herself, and was about to explain something, but Fu Litan suddenly rushed to say: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I understand everything without you having to say it."
you know? !What do you know? !
Li Jia followed Fu Litan's gaze, and immediately "hummed!" in his mind.
Who can tell him why the purple juice was poured, but it turned red when it was dyed? !It's the same as his big aunt when he came! Damn it!
Li Jia's face was flushed red, seeing Mu Yunshen's familiar face, she had the desire to kill and silence her.
He could swear that the man in front of him must have thought of something weird just now.But what to explain at this time, it seems that it will only become more and more black.So Li Jia gritted her teeth and said with a smile, "Morning, General."
Mu Yunshen nodded lightly: "Morning."
Afterwards, Li Jia saw Mu Yunshen go to his bedside table and tap twice to wake up the smart home panel, and then select a certain function on it.
In the next second, something new happened.Li Jia saw that the bed board was slowly separated from the middle to the two ends suddenly, and the mattress he had soiled and the pillow he had used were put into the bed.The bed board was closed again, and a dark cabinet appeared on the back of the head of the bed. The door opened, and a small orange robot came out. It laid out a brand new mattress and brought out a set of pillows.After doing this, it returned to the dark cabinet next to the bed...
"Fu Litan, take the time to teach him how to operate common daily necessities." After Mu Yunshen finished speaking, he turned and went into the bathroom.
"Mr. Li, just now the general used the 'smart home control system'. This piece of technology has been basically popularized in Qilitar. Now the top suites on the Goddess are also used. If you need anything, just in This..." Fu Litan floated to the top of the bedside table, "Just tap it twice to wake up the system and issue the instructions you need. For example, change the bedding, replenish food, or adjust the temperature, etc. wait wait wait."
"Okay." Li Jia took a deep breath and exhaled, "Thank you Fu Litan, I think I really need some time to get used to it."
A person who is at the cutting edge of the times suddenly becomes an aborigine, who can he talk to? !
Li Jia felt a pain in his brain, and felt a little sad just thinking about it.But on second thought, fuck it!He must not be immersed in this state.Even if he is given the most difficult environment, he has to live a decent life.
Mu Yunshen was not slow to wash up, and came out in a while.Li Jia found that this man was methodical at all times and seemed not to be influenced by anyone.
"Do you have any plans for today?" Li Jia asked.
"No special arrangements, what?"
"I want to go around on the Goddess. I don't know if it is possible." If you want to learn quickly, you have to travel more. The ancients said that reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles. Staying in the room except for some theoretical things, Can he learn a ball?
"Yes." Mu Yunshen said, "Let Fu Litan guide you."
"Thank you." Li Jia nodded, called Fu Litan, and went into the bathroom.
Last night, after he fell asleep, he was carried to the sofa, and later he was startled when he saw the "soda bottle", so he hadn't even taken a shower yet.Must wash in the morning.
At first, Fu Litan couldn't figure out why Li Jia called him when he entered the bathroom. Later, when Li Jia asked him how to use the bathing equipment, he understood and explained it carefully.Li Jia's biggest advantage is that he is open-minded and eager to learn, and Fu Litan admires him quite a bit.
Didn't go to the VIP restaurant for breakfast, Mu Yunshen asked Li Jia what he wanted to eat and asked someone to deliver it to the room.Li Jia still ate a vegetarian meal, and then went outside with Fu Litan.
In addition to Fu Litan, Mu Yunshen also arranged for Qin Qian in casual clothes to follow him.But Mu Yunshen didn't know what was going on, and went back to the study after eating and didn't come out again.
"That is to say, I have to be careful when I speak in the future?" Li Jia, Qin Qian, and Fu Litan arrived near the center of the top floor of the Goddess. Fu Litan mentioned some safety issues, and Li Jia asked.
"It should be when I'm not here, you should pay more attention to what you say. Because I can block most of the eavesdropping devices on the market when I'm here, but if I'm not here, everything is not sure. There are many eavesdropping devices that can be invisible. , so you must be cautious at all times." Fu Litan said, "The general has a special status, and some things should be avoided as much as possible."
"That makes sense." Li Jia nodded and pointed to the front: "Where is that place?" There is a very large green belt where they come, and there is a clear pool in the middle of the green belt.He came almost instinctively looking for the high humidity here.He saw that there were small groups of people talking about something.
"The competition area is specially opened for VIPs, where swimming competitions, ball games, and quick memory competitions can be held. There are prizes." Qin Qian said, "It is mainly for this level of long-distance travel guests to pass the time."
"Can I go and have a look?"
"of course."
Li Jia can swim at the age of five and has been swimming well.And the original body can also swim.Li Jia didn't want to participate, so she just took it as a fun and joined the spectators.
There are a total of six competitive tracks, and some people are already preparing for it at this moment, but there are only four people.Li Jia didn't know the rules here, so he asked Fu Litan: "Does it take six people to compete or four people?"
"Four people are fine too." Before Fu Litan could answer, a harsh voice fell into Li Jia's ear very abruptly.
"The rules are written so clearly on the bulletin board, don't you even know the words?" Glenn, who was also wearing casual clothes, said to Li Jia in a voice that was not too big or too small but could be heard by the people around him: "Oh Yes, why did I forget, you are from the Snail tribe, and it is normal if you don’t know our Chilital characters. But I advise you to learn it quickly, after all, your fiancé is a general, and you, as his fiancée, are like An illiterate...it would embarrass him outside."
As soon as he said this, almost everyone nearby looked at Li Jia.The general's fiancée is also a member of the snail tribe, so he knows which general he is referring to. After all, so far, only Mu Yunshen has been married to a snail tribe as a partner.
This person really doesn't know the characters of the planet Qilital?
The voices of discussion suddenly increased, and everyone wanted to see how this delicate-faced snail would respond.
"Thank you for your concern." Li Jia scolded you uncle in her heart, but the smile on her face did not diminish at all, "You are right, I really should learn Qilital's culture, I love Wujiwu. But I think it may take some time. After all, you, as a local of Chilital, have not yet learned the most advocated 'friendship and peace' in the local area. You always sow discord and make remarks when you see me and my fiancé. Attack, then as a young alien, it seems understandable for me to learn the culture of Chilital planet slowly?"
"...Why isn't the general with you?" Glenn tried to change the subject, holding back his anger.
"He's busy with his affairs, unlike some people who spend his free time making troubles." Li Jia turned to Qin Qian and Fu Litan and said, "Let's go. When we came here, we thought the air here was quite good. Who knew someone would make 'noise' .”
"Then why don't you go somewhere else?" Qin Qian asked.
"No, go back." How dare you call him illiterate? !wait!
As soon as Li Jia entered the room, he gulped down a big mouthful of water, put the cup heavily on the coffee table, and made a "bang!" sound.
Mu Yunshen was really busy at first, but when he heard the sound, he saw his fiancée furious.
"Qin Qian?"
"General." Qin Qian glanced at Li Jia and said, "We saw General Glenn in the central area, and he said that Mr. Li is... illiterate."
"He's the one who is illiterate! His whole family is illiterate!" Li Jia fanned herself vigorously with her hands, feeling that this kind of feeling that she can only talk about it but not move it is really rotten!
"That's mentally handicapped." Mu Yunshen lowered his eyes slightly, hiding the stern look in his eyes, and said to Li Jia, "Don't be angry."
"I'm not angry!" Li Jia turned her head when she heard the words: "Am I such a petty person? The souvenirs of our Aukola star are very large! Hmph!"
Mu Yunshen: "..."
The author has something to say:
Mu Yunshen: My little wife is very magnanimous, she never holds grudges, she just remembers everything I have done ==
At this time, the study was unusually quiet.Li Jia went down to the ground, lifted the quilt secretly, and then grabbed... Huh? !What he slept on last night was not a bed sheet!
The quilt covered here is similar to the quilt he covered on the earth, but the "sheet" is very different.The sheets here are more like mattresses than sheets.The cushion is about two centimeters thick, pure white, with a particularly delicate and soft texture.He didn't pay attention to it when he lay down yesterday, so he didn't notice it.Taking a closer look now, the texture of this thing is a bit like the latex pillow core he used to sleep on, but it is lighter and more breathable than that.
It would be perfect if it didn't have that little puddle of slimy stuff on it!
Li Jia pondered for a while, quietly went into the bathroom to get a wet towel, and wiped the dirty place.Unexpectedly, this thing looks like a latex mat, but its nature is quite different from latex. After he wiped it like this, it became even dirtier. It used to look like a mat from a wet dream, but now it looks like it has wet the bed.
Li Jia always felt that if someone saw this, he would not be able to speak clearly with a hundred mouths, but when he turned his head again, there was it!
There are fruit plates and snack plates on the coffee table, as well as water and drinks!The drink is purple, the color looks a bit like wine, but darker than that.Li Jia thought it was it, picked it up and poured it on top of her "criminal evidence"!
The purple juice is gradually dizzy and stained on the mattress, huh!Simply not perfect.After a while, when Mu Yunshen or Fu Litan had doubts, he would say that he accidentally got it on the bed while drinking a drink.
Li Jia snickered, and hurriedly took the drink bottle to the coffee table and put it away again.Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, he met a pair of thoughtful eyes.
Li Jia: "!!!" Mu Yunshen, are you a ghost? !Walk without sound!
Mu Yunshen: "..." What is this kid doing this early in the morning...
Fu Litan looked very confused: "Mr. Li, why did you pour juice on the bed?"
Li Jia braced herself, and was about to explain something, but Fu Litan suddenly rushed to say: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I understand everything without you having to say it."
you know? !What do you know? !
Li Jia followed Fu Litan's gaze, and immediately "hummed!" in his mind.
Who can tell him why the purple juice was poured, but it turned red when it was dyed? !It's the same as his big aunt when he came! Damn it!
Li Jia's face was flushed red, seeing Mu Yunshen's familiar face, she had the desire to kill and silence her.
He could swear that the man in front of him must have thought of something weird just now.But what to explain at this time, it seems that it will only become more and more black.So Li Jia gritted her teeth and said with a smile, "Morning, General."
Mu Yunshen nodded lightly: "Morning."
Afterwards, Li Jia saw Mu Yunshen go to his bedside table and tap twice to wake up the smart home panel, and then select a certain function on it.
In the next second, something new happened.Li Jia saw that the bed board was slowly separated from the middle to the two ends suddenly, and the mattress he had soiled and the pillow he had used were put into the bed.The bed board was closed again, and a dark cabinet appeared on the back of the head of the bed. The door opened, and a small orange robot came out. It laid out a brand new mattress and brought out a set of pillows.After doing this, it returned to the dark cabinet next to the bed...
"Fu Litan, take the time to teach him how to operate common daily necessities." After Mu Yunshen finished speaking, he turned and went into the bathroom.
"Mr. Li, just now the general used the 'smart home control system'. This piece of technology has been basically popularized in Qilitar. Now the top suites on the Goddess are also used. If you need anything, just in This..." Fu Litan floated to the top of the bedside table, "Just tap it twice to wake up the system and issue the instructions you need. For example, change the bedding, replenish food, or adjust the temperature, etc. wait wait wait."
"Okay." Li Jia took a deep breath and exhaled, "Thank you Fu Litan, I think I really need some time to get used to it."
A person who is at the cutting edge of the times suddenly becomes an aborigine, who can he talk to? !
Li Jia felt a pain in his brain, and felt a little sad just thinking about it.But on second thought, fuck it!He must not be immersed in this state.Even if he is given the most difficult environment, he has to live a decent life.
Mu Yunshen was not slow to wash up, and came out in a while.Li Jia found that this man was methodical at all times and seemed not to be influenced by anyone.
"Do you have any plans for today?" Li Jia asked.
"No special arrangements, what?"
"I want to go around on the Goddess. I don't know if it is possible." If you want to learn quickly, you have to travel more. The ancients said that reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles. Staying in the room except for some theoretical things, Can he learn a ball?
"Yes." Mu Yunshen said, "Let Fu Litan guide you."
"Thank you." Li Jia nodded, called Fu Litan, and went into the bathroom.
Last night, after he fell asleep, he was carried to the sofa, and later he was startled when he saw the "soda bottle", so he hadn't even taken a shower yet.Must wash in the morning.
At first, Fu Litan couldn't figure out why Li Jia called him when he entered the bathroom. Later, when Li Jia asked him how to use the bathing equipment, he understood and explained it carefully.Li Jia's biggest advantage is that he is open-minded and eager to learn, and Fu Litan admires him quite a bit.
Didn't go to the VIP restaurant for breakfast, Mu Yunshen asked Li Jia what he wanted to eat and asked someone to deliver it to the room.Li Jia still ate a vegetarian meal, and then went outside with Fu Litan.
In addition to Fu Litan, Mu Yunshen also arranged for Qin Qian in casual clothes to follow him.But Mu Yunshen didn't know what was going on, and went back to the study after eating and didn't come out again.
"That is to say, I have to be careful when I speak in the future?" Li Jia, Qin Qian, and Fu Litan arrived near the center of the top floor of the Goddess. Fu Litan mentioned some safety issues, and Li Jia asked.
"It should be when I'm not here, you should pay more attention to what you say. Because I can block most of the eavesdropping devices on the market when I'm here, but if I'm not here, everything is not sure. There are many eavesdropping devices that can be invisible. , so you must be cautious at all times." Fu Litan said, "The general has a special status, and some things should be avoided as much as possible."
"That makes sense." Li Jia nodded and pointed to the front: "Where is that place?" There is a very large green belt where they come, and there is a clear pool in the middle of the green belt.He came almost instinctively looking for the high humidity here.He saw that there were small groups of people talking about something.
"The competition area is specially opened for VIPs, where swimming competitions, ball games, and quick memory competitions can be held. There are prizes." Qin Qian said, "It is mainly for this level of long-distance travel guests to pass the time."
"Can I go and have a look?"
"of course."
Li Jia can swim at the age of five and has been swimming well.And the original body can also swim.Li Jia didn't want to participate, so she just took it as a fun and joined the spectators.
There are a total of six competitive tracks, and some people are already preparing for it at this moment, but there are only four people.Li Jia didn't know the rules here, so he asked Fu Litan: "Does it take six people to compete or four people?"
"Four people are fine too." Before Fu Litan could answer, a harsh voice fell into Li Jia's ear very abruptly.
"The rules are written so clearly on the bulletin board, don't you even know the words?" Glenn, who was also wearing casual clothes, said to Li Jia in a voice that was not too big or too small but could be heard by the people around him: "Oh Yes, why did I forget, you are from the Snail tribe, and it is normal if you don’t know our Chilital characters. But I advise you to learn it quickly, after all, your fiancé is a general, and you, as his fiancée, are like An illiterate...it would embarrass him outside."
As soon as he said this, almost everyone nearby looked at Li Jia.The general's fiancée is also a member of the snail tribe, so he knows which general he is referring to. After all, so far, only Mu Yunshen has been married to a snail tribe as a partner.
This person really doesn't know the characters of the planet Qilital?
The voices of discussion suddenly increased, and everyone wanted to see how this delicate-faced snail would respond.
"Thank you for your concern." Li Jia scolded you uncle in her heart, but the smile on her face did not diminish at all, "You are right, I really should learn Qilital's culture, I love Wujiwu. But I think it may take some time. After all, you, as a local of Chilital, have not yet learned the most advocated 'friendship and peace' in the local area. You always sow discord and make remarks when you see me and my fiancé. Attack, then as a young alien, it seems understandable for me to learn the culture of Chilital planet slowly?"
"...Why isn't the general with you?" Glenn tried to change the subject, holding back his anger.
"He's busy with his affairs, unlike some people who spend his free time making troubles." Li Jia turned to Qin Qian and Fu Litan and said, "Let's go. When we came here, we thought the air here was quite good. Who knew someone would make 'noise' .”
"Then why don't you go somewhere else?" Qin Qian asked.
"No, go back." How dare you call him illiterate? !wait!
As soon as Li Jia entered the room, he gulped down a big mouthful of water, put the cup heavily on the coffee table, and made a "bang!" sound.
Mu Yunshen was really busy at first, but when he heard the sound, he saw his fiancée furious.
"Qin Qian?"
"General." Qin Qian glanced at Li Jia and said, "We saw General Glenn in the central area, and he said that Mr. Li is... illiterate."
"He's the one who is illiterate! His whole family is illiterate!" Li Jia fanned herself vigorously with her hands, feeling that this kind of feeling that she can only talk about it but not move it is really rotten!
"That's mentally handicapped." Mu Yunshen lowered his eyes slightly, hiding the stern look in his eyes, and said to Li Jia, "Don't be angry."
"I'm not angry!" Li Jia turned her head when she heard the words: "Am I such a petty person? The souvenirs of our Aukola star are very large! Hmph!"
Mu Yunshen: "..."
The author has something to say:
Mu Yunshen: My little wife is very magnanimous, she never holds grudges, she just remembers everything I have done ==
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