Dijinpingxie

"What's the matter?" The fat man pestered the girls not to let them enter the ward, and almost alarmed the security guards, but he managed to escape back to the dormitory with his life, and saw Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling sitting in it, He was so scared that he almost ran away from the door.

Fortunately, the fat man always had a quick mind. He was only stunned for half a second before he slammed the door shut with a "squeak" and then sat down on his bed with a "squeak", facing the two roommates on the two opposite beds.

"So, you just escaped back like this?"

Wu Xie scratched her hair and laughed twice: "I'm sorry, Fatty, my brother insists on coming back."

The fat man waved his hand indifferently: "It's all right, it's good to come back, it's convenient to guard the gate here."

Wu Xie sighed when he heard the gatekeeper. He wrapped the blanket tighter, then turned to look at Zhang Qiling who was staring at the ceiling in a daze on the next bed. After a while, he continued to ask the fat man: "Last night, did you What are you doing there?"

"Hehehe, didn't I say that I will watch those little girls for you in the laboratory..."

"Can you see so many of them by yourself?" Wu Xie frowned unhappily, "I have a headache, so stop joking."

"Well, it's also..." Fatty also took a look at Zhang Qiling and said, "If I asked you what is the biggest safety hazard in our laboratory building, how would you answer?"

Wu Xie lowered her head and thought for a while: "Management is chaotic."

"Yes." The fat man looked at Wu Xie approvingly, "Not only is the management chaotic, but the necessary cameras are not fully installed. The school building here is relatively old, and it is only installed at a few gates and where the stairs come in. Monitoring, but there is no monitoring equipment at the entrance of each laboratory and instrument room..."

"so?"

"Hey, so I hid a big bottle of cyanide."

"Ah?!" Wu Xie was startled, almost jumping up from the bed in fright.

Even Zhang Qiling shifted his gaze to the fat man's face and stopped wandering.

"I just stuffed the medicine bottle in the corner of the same room...I'm not that courageous..." The fat man scratched his head embarrassedly, "Although the key to the room where the dangerous goods is kept is kept by Teacher Qi, In fact, for the convenience of the experiment, the door was open more than half of the time..."

"I went there yesterday and saw that the door was open, so I hid the bottle of medicine, and then I went to report that the medicine was missing." The fat man got out of bed, poured himself a glass of water, came back, and continued, "Because there is The student affirmed that the medicine was still there when he came in the morning, so..."

"So the laboratory building adjusted the monitoring, and called all the people who have entered and exited the laboratory that day to inquire and investigate?"

"Yes, I also urgently notified everyone to look for it together... Wasn't there a poisoning incident in some school before, so the teachers were quite afraid. They took it very seriously... and those who like my little brother are qualified to visit the hospital , usually in the laboratory..."

"..." Wu Xie listened, and was silent for a while, before continuing to ask the fat man, "But, what if someone slips through the net?"

"Oh, first of all, I basically believe that the two of you will not do anything that is not suitable for the visiting people to see before the two of you pass the hospital. Then, I think, people who like the little brother usually do it in order to cooperate with the little brother. Brother's temperament is not too proactive. At most, he is asked to help repair a pure water meter, a microscope, etc. He will really take the initiative to go to his ward in the middle of the night. It is already very extreme. And this kind of extreme... ...Knowing that my little brother went to the laboratory in the afternoon, he will definitely come over as soon as possible...Especially if you were not there that day."

Wu Xie sighed after hearing this: "Brother, have you been in such dire straits for the past five or six years?"

"Little brother has been in dire straits all his life, right?" The fat man joked before saying seriously, "I didn't know him very well before, but he was indeed very popular among girls. But well... let's say these girls have changed To be so crazy, it was after he went to graduate school..."

When the fat man said this, he remembered that Wu Xie didn't study in this school as an undergraduate, so he added to him: "My little brother only participated in the annual sports meeting for the sports department in the first two years. Most of the senior students know his name, but they rarely see him in person, even Fatty and I, before we became his roommate, basically never met him."

"But when he was in his junior or senior year, his reputation became very famous..." Fatty recalled, "One reason should be because his grades have been the first in the whole department for several years, so he is famous, and the other is that he An article with a high impact factor was published on SCI very early, which is rare in the department."

"Finally, you also know that my brother is a direct blogger... After finishing graduate school, my brother basically lives in a laboratory, so more people can see his true self... Originally, a school like ours , people who are good at school and have good motor nerves are not in the minority, so to be honest, they are not particularly rare, but there are really not many good-looking people here. Look at the face of our little brother, just go out Sell... ahem, I'm just making an analogy, even if you go out and sell it, you can still sell it for a good price, so... from a certain point of view, the most important thing for my brother to have such popularity is that he looks good .”

Wu Xie took another look at Zhang Qiling's fair and clean side face, and nodded silently.

The fat man continued: "You have to know that even if there are only one or two fans in the beginning, they will grow geometrically over time..."

Wu Xie expressed her understanding: "That is to say, it's time for me to watch a good show?"

"No, no..." Fatty Yile said, "You are an actor...or you are the catalyst."

"I?"

The fat man raised his non-existent chin in the direction of Zhang Qiling: "He likes you, although outsiders can't tell, but those girls who like him will easily feel a 'crisis' when they see you. I can only intensify my pursuit..."

"Huh?" Wu Xie was dumbfounded for a few seconds, "Because of me?"

"En" Fatty nodded, and then called out to Zhang Qiling, "Brother, do you like Wu Xie?"

Although Zhang Qiling on the opposite side was still silent, he nodded cooperatively.

"Well. I've thought a lot these days. I think the attitudes of these girls have changed since this semester. Brother, you..." The fat man paused and continued to ask, "It's this semester that you really like naivety." After that?"

After the fat man asked this sentence, both Wu Xie and the fat man turned their faces to look at Zhang Qiling, trying to see a flower from his usually expressionless face.

After a long time, Zhang Qiling turned his gaze from the ceiling to his shoes on the ground.

He opened his mouth slowly and only said two words.

"No."

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