[Journey to the West] Breaking into Modern Times with My Disciples

At nine o'clock in the morning, the early morning vendors at the entrance of the alley hadn't closed their stalls yet. Four men in strange costumes were standing in front of the stalls, staring at the scallion pancakes that were bubbling in the oil pan.

The bald man in a red cassock leading the pack took four scallion pancakes from the vendor, and then carefully stuffed the change that the vendor had found into his pocket.

Each of the four men held a piece of scallion pancake, and wandered aimlessly along the street while eating. From time to time, passers-by looked at them with strange eyes.

Tang Qi, who was leading the way, took a hard bite of the scallion pancake. Feeling the delicious smell of scallion oil in his mouth, he touched the eight yuan bill left in his pocket. Tang Qi closed his eyes and his heart felt cool.

In the past, although his monthly salary was barely enough to make ends meet, he still had a small savings of 20 yuan. When did he experience the predicament of being hungry and cold, and sleeping on the streets.

I never wanted to sleep and became the famous Tang Sanzang who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures.

It’s all right to become Tang Sanzang, but fortunately, as a Chinese citizen, I grew up watching Journey to the West, and I know what monsters Tang Seng will encounter along the way. With this golden finger, Tang Qi has no obstacles on the way to learn the scriptures.

Tang Qi thought it would be good to be protected by several apprentices all the way to the west.But I never imagined that he would take Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing together to the 21st century after beating the Bone Demon for the second time.

At first, Tang Qi was not to mention how happy he was when he found himself back.No matter how thrilling and exciting the way to learn the scriptures is, no matter how powerful Monkey King is, he never gave birth to himself and raised himself. The hometown where he has stayed for 20 years since he was a child is good.But when the excitement of going home subsided, Tang Qi discovered that he had become a Tang monk and had to face many difficulties in order to survive in the 21st century with his apprentices who didn't know anything.

Just like now, with four masters and apprentices, only eight yuan is left on them.The eight yuan was still before, when Tang Qi and a few apprentices wore it together, the monkey hair of Monkey King and the pig ears and nose of Zhu Bajie had not changed before they were spotted by passers-by on the street, and they thought they were four. Individuals were doing performance art, and they all lamented that the props were realistic. Among them, a mother took a group photo with her child, and paid 20 yuan when she left.

Tang Qi bought four scallion pancakes with the 20 yuan, and the remaining [-] yuan was the only savings of the four masters and apprentices.

Thinking back to the process of all this, Tang Qi sighed, holding the half-bitten scallion pancake in his hand, Tang Qi didn't want to eat, he had to think about what to do next, just the four of them who were penniless, No matter which century it is placed in, it cannot survive.

The face of Zhu Bajie, who was walking behind, had already turned into a human shape, with big arms, round waist, black skin and big face, which looked fierce and scary.

Zhu Bajie took a few bites of the scallion pancake in his hand, but as if he wasn't enjoying himself, he rubbed Tang Qi's back lightly with his arms folded.

Although Zhu Bajie's strength was light, he couldn't hold him back because of his size, such a slight rub would knock Tang Qi in front of him staggering.

Tang Qi looked back, and saw his second apprentice pinching the sleeve of his robe, and said embarrassedly: "Master, please buy another piece of cake, I'm still hungry!"

Tang Qi covered his pocket in an instant, and firmly protected the only eight yuan left in it.After thinking for a while, he passed out half of the scallion pancakes with the other hand.

Zhu Bajie swallowed his saliva watching the scallion pancake that Tang Qi handed over, hesitated for a moment and wanted to reach out to catch it. Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the side, and quickly slapped Zhu Bajie's hand away.

"If you dare to think about Master's food, you idiot, I'll beat you to death!"

"Hi!" After being yelled at by the Monkey King next to him, Zhu Bajie withdrew his hand and shook his robe sleeves heavily, and said aggrievedly, "I'm really hungry! Just this one piece of cake is not enough for an old pig to stuff my teeth !"

Seeing Zhu Bajie retorting, Sun Wukong spat and scolded: "What a pig!"

Being scolded by Sun Wukong is that Zhuzhu Bajie is not angry, anyway, what he said is the truth.

Without continuing to talk to Monkey King, Zhu Bajie felt aggrieved by lowering his head and touching his still hungry stomach.

Tang Qi felt a little distressed when he looked at him. Although they had nothing to do with each other before, since he became Tang Seng and took them for a while to learn the Western Scriptures, Tang Qi has already regarded himself as their father. .

The apprentice is equivalent to half a son. As a father, he can't let the child suffer, so Tang Qi handed over the scallion pancake he was holding.

"Bajie, eat it, I can't eat it."

This time Zhu Bajie didn't pick it up, so he pushed the cake back with both hands, "Master, how can I eat your food? Your thin skin and tender meat are not like my rough skin. It's okay for me to miss a meal. You If you are hungry, you will suffer a lot. Besides, you don’t know where this mess is, and you don’t know what troubles will come next, so you should take good care of yourself.”

Judging by the situation, Bajie is unwilling to eat his own cake, and Tang Qi can't tell him directly that the place they are staying at now is not on the way to learn scriptures, nor is it any of the ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties. The four of them are mentors and apprentices Let's travel together 81 years later.

The urgency of the mistake is to solve the life crisis, and the truth is to wait for everything in life to settle down before telling them.

Seeing Zhu Bajie's appearance, Tang Qi gritted his teeth and took out the only savings left on his body, put it in Zhu Bajie's hand and said, "Go to the previous vendor to buy some food."

"Okay!" Zhu Bajie happily ran back to buy cakes with the money in hand.

Zhu Bajie ran back within a few minutes, and he had eaten most of the two scallion pancakes he was holding.

Seeing the few bites of scallion pancakes left, Tang Qi felt very distressed. They were bought with the few dollars he had left, and they were completely eaten into Zhu Bajie's stomach in less than a few tens of seconds!

Now that he was really penniless, Tang Qi was anxious and dizzy from the sun above his head, so he simply hid under the shade of a tree and thought about life.

Zhu Bajie swallowed the scallion pancake with a few gulps, then wiped the grease from his mouth with his sleeve, leaned over to Sha Wujing, who had been silent all this time, and asked in a low voice, "Junior Brother, what are you looking at?"

Sha Wujing didn't answer his words, but kept looking around, and said after a while: "I don't know which monster we have entered into the illusion, this place is very weird."

Hearing this, Zhu Bajie, who was full, turned his eyes around, and his eyes froze in an instant.

Zhu Bajie laughed a few times, patted Sha Wujing on the shoulder and said, "As my junior brother said, this place is really strange. In broad daylight, these female benefactors are all wearing bare clothes. Look at those legs! Look at those arms." !"

Speaking of which, Zhu Bajie became excited, the smile on his face couldn't be stopped, and his eyes kept lingering on the woman passing by in front of him.

Seeing the second senior brother like this, Sha Wujing was furious, and sure enough, this illusion was very powerful, and he could deceive the second senior brother in one fell swoop.The second senior brother is also true, the road is full of scantily clad women, the skirts are so short that the whole legs can be exposed, it is weird at first glance, and he was completely bewitched by these women!

Sha Wujing tightly pulled Zhu Bajie beside him to prevent him from being impulsive, and looked vigilantly at the women who kept passing by.Drifting wasn't originally a delicate appearance, with a bearded face and a stern face. The girls he was staring at seemed frightened and didn't dare to stay near them.

Sha Wujing didn't know that they had come to another time and space. The girls he was wary of were just ordinary human beings in the 21st century, and the short skirts he thought were so short that they could expose their entire legs were just girls who love beautiful girls in summer. Cool clothes.

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Qi who was resting under the tree and asked with concern: "Master, do you want me to ask for a glass of water for you?"

Tang Qi quickly waved his hand and refused. It was common to ask for water in ancient times, but now people are very wary. After all, in this society, a few young guys are so poor that they can't even buy water. Who knows if they are liars? ah!

"You guys don't run around, I'll rest for a while and then take you to find a place together."

A few big men can support themselves even if they go to the construction site to move bricks. The main reason is that they don’t have any documents that can prove their identity. Wear it, don't you have this thing at all?Even thinking about it, it is impossible.

Tang Qi was thinking about life, and Sha Wujing, who was watching Zhu Bajie, was quickly attracted by other things.

Taking advantage of Sha Wujing's slack, Zhu Bajie wanted to get close to the female benefactors as soon as he struggled. Fortunately, Sha Wujing reacted quickly and quickly pulled him back.

"Brother, you see that each of these female benefactors has this glowing square brick in their hands, it's better to be careful."

Zhu Bajie felt that his junior had too many worries, so he didn't care too much, and said, "It's not bad for these benefactors to be so kind-hearted. The square bricks they hold in their hands must be a small magic weapon made by some fairy in the sky. You and I both know that the more The power of a unique magic weapon is greater, this square brick is not a rare thing that can be seen in one hand, it will definitely not hurt us, what do you have to worry about?!"

After finishing speaking, Zhu Bajie broke free from Sha Wujing, left a word and hurried towards the group of people in front, "I'm a thick-skinned old pig, go and find out first, and you'll know who is the monster after you try it."

He couldn't control this second senior brother. He obviously wanted to get close to those female benefactors, but he still said with a righteous face that he would go to the bottom. I don't know his temper, but he really thinks he is a heroic figure!

Seeing Zhu Bajie wanting to run towards the girl passing by the road, Tang Qi realized that Zhu Bajie would definitely be caught as a gangster and taken to the police station.

There is a road connected to the entrance of the alley. For some unknown reason, no traffic lights were set up. Zhu Bajie quickly locked the target among a group of women, and finally followed a woman to find a chance to express his feelings. But for some reason, this woman Walking faster and faster, he hurried out of the alley and immediately ran across the road.

When Tang Qi came out, he saw that Zhu Bajie had already crossed the road, and it was obvious that the woman he was following had already sensed his presence, and probably regarded him as a stalker and desperately tried to get rid of him, so annoying It's Zhu Bajie who doesn't know it yet.

Any woman would be terrified if she was followed by a black-skinned fat man with a dirty face!Tang Qi lived in this city before transmigrating into Tang Seng, and knew that the woman would be at the police station in a few minutes, so he couldn't delay any longer.

After a few seconds of thinking, Tang Qi had already walked to the middle of the road.

There are no traffic lights, and cars are coming and going on the road. Old drivers have long been familiar with this section of the road. When they see people crossing the road from a distance, they start to slow down one by one.

Tang Qi crossed the road with a normal face, but Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing who were following behind him were not like this. The unknown world, everything unknown, the two looked nervous.

"Brother, look! There are many moving boxes on the road!"

Sun Wukong nodded without speaking, and stared vigilantly at every passing car.

Suddenly he seemed to have sensed something, and his whole body immediately jumped up, the golden cudgel in his hand hit hard, and he shouted sharply: "Where are you running, you monster!"

Tang Qi was frightened when he saw Monkey King who suddenly jumped to his side to protect him. His eyes followed the golden cudgel to the monster that the apprentice said, and Tang Qi's eyes suddenly went black.

It's over, it's over, I just returned to the 21st century and my first night is destined to be spent in the police station!

As for the owner of the monster, the driver sitting in the cab looked pale at the shriveled front of the car. Although today was the first time he drove after getting his driver's license, the emergency response was not fast enough, but at the last moment he stepped on the brakes and did not let go. I hit someone by myself, but what happened to the half-deflated front of the car? !Did he hit someone, or was he hit?

The golden hoop, the tool of crime, has long been shrunk by Monkey King and stuffed into his ears, but the driver who did not pay attention to all this is in deep self-doubt.