A CV that doesn't want to be the Goddess's wife is not a good author [网页]

"Don't worry, I'll sleep on the big sofa outside." I really couldn't see it anymore, Master Bo rubbed his head, he was really a child.

"Then how?" Xia Changyou immediately refused.

"Then I can only sleep in the guest room, do you want to?" Someone smiled, "Come with me to see the equipment at home, do you want to sing now?"

Xia Changyou was still struggling with the issue of where to sleep. When he heard the singing and looked at the equipment, his eyes lit up immediately, "Okay, okay."

Bo Zhuo naturally took his hand and led him into the study.The study room is not big, and the equipment is very complete. The two of them turned on the computer, and then Xia Changyou touched the microphone and never let go. Both eyes started to glow green, "I'll just watch it, not sing."

He knew that because Xiao Nian Gao was here, in case he was disturbed, he was really a considerate child.

"It's okay." Bo Zhuo closed the door, the sound insulation of his room must be good.

Xia Changyou turned on YY, and before he even moved his hand, all his attention was focused on a certain god who put his chin on his head, and his whole body froze like an electric shock.

Ah, God, you fouled like this, you are too shy!

Bo Zhuo covered the whole body under his body, and with a movement of his right hand, he boarded his YY, "Go back to the den, the townspeople under him should be anxious."

"Hey... Well, I must be anxious." Xia Changyou stared at his right hand, not knowing what he answered.

"Come in."

A flash flashed across the screen, and it was already difficult for Bo Zhuo to hide himself.He has already been spotted on the public screen.

My Lord, Your Majesty: I seem to have seen something extraordinary just now.

Wang Shangmengmengda: I'm going to die, I seem to have seen it too. . .

Lonely dog ​​at the gate of the lonely city: Bold townspeople, what can you call something outrageous, it's simply presumptuous!

My lord: Kneel, is this just a way of expression? (((m-__-)m

Wang Shangmeng: ┗|｀O′|┛, capture wild Wang Shangshang alive, don’t think we can’t see you~

Don't return for a long time: where, where, I haven't seen it~~~

Fortunately, the scene control girl is not just for nothing, so she immediately caught Tianjing Gucheng.

The girls wailed immediately, although they knew that the person on Weibo had returned, but they didn't know when they arrived in the palace of their own home, and it was like three autumns since they didn't see each other every day, they all wailed to listen to the song.

Xia Changyou looked at the screen that was constantly swiping, and felt that the little chicken in his heart was frozen. He used to just listen to the voice of the great god through the computer, but now he was actually standing behind him, with his chest against his back, his whole body The breath is passed over.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help breathing a little harder.

Bo Zhuo smiled, and patted Xia Changyou on the back, "Don't sing and chat, fans are panicking."

Xia Changyou stood up, Bo Zhuo was not polite at all, he sat on the chair by himself, then patted his thigh, "Sit on my lap."

"Ah?" The little white rabbit was dumbfounded, this...the legendary...

Bo Zhuo wouldn't give him time to react, he just grabbed him with his long arm, pulled him into his arms, and poked him in the face, "You're so thin-skinned, I'm the only one here, what are you afraid of?"

Xia Changyou turned around and felt uncomfortable, desperately wanting to escape from the embrace of the great god, but he couldn't bear it.

Bo Zhuo was so moved that he gasped, he slapped his ass, gritted his teeth, and said, "Stop moving, be good!"

Xia Changyou was honest, because he discovered a more serious matter, that is——

I wondered, when did the microphones open, my God, didn't everyone hear it.

Just as he was about to speak, he immediately realized that he covered his mouth, his eyes were wide open, Bo Zhuo looked so funny, he hugged Xia Changyou into his arms, and then whispered to his ear Said, "Don't make a sound, they have sharp ears."

Xia Changyou glanced at Maishang, and Bo Zhuo understood, "Yes, it's Maigui, good radio."

Xia Changyou couldn't speak, and couldn't help but roll his eyes to the sky.

Bo Zhuo was overwhelmed by his little expression, and then looked at the screen, full of questions.

Hearing that the king missed his life: Σ(°△°|||)︴Who does the king want to be good, oh, what the hell are you doing?

Five Elements Quecheng Xia: Didn’t you talk about Mai or something? You were chatting with someone else.

"Everyone guessed wrong, it was Xiao Baiguo who made the trouble." Bo Zhuo blinked at Xia Changyou, Xia Changyou puffed out his mouth, determined not to make a sound.

The friends immediately asked to take the little ginkgo out for a walk.

Mengshen: My big cutesy must be ginkgo, ouch, folded ears are so cute.

(﹁﹣)~→: I don’t believe it, why is there no meowing sound? 【Give me fruit puree(>(>

Bo Zhuo patted Xia Changyou on the head, Xia Xia turned to look at him, a little speechless, but let go, and obediently called out: Meow~＞▽＜

Then the audience heard the great god's laughter, hahaha, that kind of unbridled laughter, undisguised, transmitted to everyone's ears through the computer.

Mengshen: That meow just now was a bit strange? o(=∩ω∩=)m

Before the question was resolved, he was immediately dumbfounded by the king's smile.

A bunch of question marks suddenly appeared on the screen.

Wang Shangmengmeng: Strange, meow~ What is the king laughing at?

Hearing that Wang Shang missed his life: Wucao, that meow just now was a person, right?

Five Elements Deficiency City Xia: People? Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ must be my cute summer.

"Ah, ah, I'm dead, didn't you tell me to pretend?"

Bo Zhuo finally stopped laughing, and hurriedly comforted Xiao Xiaxia who had already blown her hair, "I want to point out to you that our little white fruit is really here."

"Liar, why do you want me to meow?"

"Here it is, on your left."

When Xia Changyou turned his head, he really saw a snow-white nest sleeping soundly on the carpet at his feet, with those little ears drooping down, fluffy and cute.

Xia Changyou raised his forehead, well, it's embarrassing again.

After hearing a few words, the fans immediately discovered the truth, and began to say hello one by one.Pinellia sama, Xiaoxiaxia, Qingjiangda, Xia Niangniang, and Mrs. Dashen have various titles.

In the end, it was the Great God who made the final decision, "Mrs. Great God, I'm calling you."

Xia Changyou no longer wanted to look up and be a human being, with a look of lovelessness on his face, "Why am I always ashamed?"

"No, that meow is very cute, let me say it again?"

"No." Xia Changyou resolutely defended his "sovereignty". Even if the Great God used his incomparably seductive voice to lure him, he would not agree.

"Really?" Bo Zhuo thought, "Then I must take some mistakes."

"What?" Xia Changyou was on full alert as if he was facing an enemy.

"Guess." Bo Zhuo's voice lowered a bit, the two-word bass was right next to his ears, and it was still warm. Xia Changyou really couldn't stand the temptation of the subwoofer, and immediately wanted to surrender.At this moment, he felt his arms tightening behind his back, and he panicked, "Hey, what are you doing?"

"What do you say?"

From the corner of Xia Changyou's eyes, he saw the screen that was swiping quickly, especially when he saw the large font "I have already made up a hundred thousand words of fleshy essays." At that time, he had nothing to love, and he covered his face and never saw anyone again. .

At this time, Bo Dashen had finished undoing one button and was starting to undo the second one.The friends turned their voices to the maximum, their ears erected like antennas, ready to receive signals from the base situation.

The rustling sound of the cloth rubbing against each other stopped after a while, "Okay, okay, I'll call you, too."

Only then did everyone realize that it was the problem at the beginning.

Wuxing Quecheng Xia: Ah, is this really good?Xia Xia Xia Xia quickly stop screaming, I'm bored to watch the live version. (☆▽☆)

The two unanimously rejected this shameful request, and the master spread his hands and compromised, "Yes."

Mengshen: Ah, I forgot to record that, I’m dying (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Wang Shangmeng: Hehehe, I recorded it, please!

Soon their conversation was submerged in the screen swiping brigade, and one by one jumped out to criticize, Nimeng and his wife were too disruptive to the atmosphere, and the meowing sound hadn't come out yet, so don't disturb Cheng Xia and his wife to create an atmosphere.

I think that such an id personality will definitely explode: No, it should be called Brewing Meow.

Xiaozaozao of Mengcheng Xia: Brewing Xiaoginkgo.

Genuine Gao Leng is currently teasing Bidi: It’s a small ginkgo, hahaha, I can’t stop laughing.

I really like Meng Xiaoxia's Su Su: The last correction is to give birth to a small ginkgo fruit, OVER.

Xia Changyou held back and didn't speak. This scene was really unbearable.

At the moment that everyone was looking forward to, two "meow meows" suddenly came from the room. Xia Changyou was taken aback, then turned to look at Bo Zhuo, it wasn't him.

How can it be so like a real cat?Keen little fans raised doubts.

Then the Great God pointed at the soles of his feet, only to realize that Xiao Baiguo had woken up and was meowing, not knowing what to do.

"Is it hungry? Or does it want to poop?" Xia Changyou didn't know how to deal with this little guy.

"No, this brat finds the carpet uncomfortable and wants to find another place."

"Then where are you looking?" Xiao Baiguo quickly jumped up after Xia Changyou asked, then rolled up on his lap, and continued to sleep soundly.

"I really want to sing Miao Jiang, didn't I say it before I escaped? It feels cute."

"Otherwise, let's sing a song together." Bo Zhuo suggested, and the public screen immediately typed a lot of 1's, agreeing.

"Then what are you singing?"

"I don't know, but you can sing."

Xia Changyou flipped through it, and really found "Meow Sauce".

Bo Zhuo took a look, isn't such a cute song just for Xia Xia?

Hahahaha, let's see how Xiao Xiaxia made things difficult for her husband?Is it really cute to be so cute?

"Didn't you say you want to sing with me, no, this song is so cute, I like it."

"Okay, I'm complicated, meow, you are in charge of singing."

"En." Satisfied, Xia Changyou repeatedly reminded the great master to meow after the prelude was played.

The sky is full of white clouds, swaying into my heart

Eat a fish cracker, squint and be touched

The dog coughed by the water, the grasshopper changed its name to the grasshopper

Setaria is all over the hillside, you ask me to hide

……

As soon as I sang, the whole person was so cute, and then at the interlude, the master found out that he was cheated. Why are there so many meows? ? ?

Meow meow meow, can I let Xiao Baiguo sing for me?

The answer is of course no.

The author has something to say: Thank you to the girl who threw mine, ummmah=3=I had a pretty good birthday today, I only found out on Weibo that it was the same day as University A, what ape dung.Looking through the list, I found "Meow Sauce" as a recommendation, and I will recommend more songs in Zhihard's article in the future, good night~~~