A CV that doesn't want to be the Goddess's wife is not a good author [网页]

After finally downloading the file, it was getting late, and Xia Changyou's choice syndrome started to strike again, should he listen or not?If you don’t listen, it’s so itchy, I guess you won’t be able to sleep well if you think about it all night. If you listen, ah, I’m so sorry, and the people in the dormitory are coming back soon. Can't argue with one hundred mouths, ying ying ying, what should I do?

Of course, it is conceivable that the temptation of the great god is unstoppable. It is beyond his control whether to click or not. After Xia Changyou decompressed it, he saw that the neat folders were all separated according to each drama. , I just clicked on the first one, "Purple Night Without Return", and then there are MP1 files like H2, H3, and H3. Xia Changyou looked at it with blood on his face, God, do you want to fight like this? In "Night", you gasped for two sentences, how did these two sentences come about?

Quickly put on the earphones and adjust the volume to an appropriate level. It should be neither too loud nor too small. If it’s too small, you won’t be able to hear the loud voice, and if it’s too loud, you won’t be able to hear the sound of your roommate opening the door. What should I do? ?

So we have to be fully prepared. Someone happily covered one ear. Fortunately, there is still a transition process ahead.A gust of wind blew the leaves, and after the rustling sound, suddenly the sword energy was rampant, and the two fought three times, with the swords lying between each other.

"You're here." The king's voice was mixed with casual grief, as if despair was already in his heart but it didn't show on his face.

"Heh." There was a low chirp, it should be the voice of Zihuang, the leader of the cult, who was born charming and charming, but has a harmless face.

Xia Changyou paused for a moment. Did Wu Ye really say that "heh"? Why is it so unremarkable?Hurry back and listen again. Because it was too deep, Xia Changyou covered the earphones, covering his entire face. Sure enough, the "heh" came from the great god. Xia Changyou covered his chest, could it be that the next There is also a false voice of a great god, ah ah ah, the nosebleeds can't be wiped off.

It's a pity that the reality is not as wonderful as he thought, and there is no great god to accept the sound, and oh, how could the great god condescend to make a special reception sound for his own sound?Xia Changyou patted his head. He must have thought so in a funny way.

"I won't catch you this time, Zi Huang, how do you believe me?" No matter how simple every line of the Great God is, he can hook your soul away, not to mention those words that make people blush.

"Believe you, I was blind. I thought we were friends. I played zither and flute, and went on a flower viewing cruise. Is that how you treat me?"

"Why didn't you lie to me, you never told me the identity of your leader."

There was another sound of clothes being flapped, "You..." Zi Huang looked a little annoyed, "I'm going to kill you."

The king leaned closer to his ear, "I have never... never regarded you as a friend."

Then Zihuang's expected lines were cut off. Even so, it didn't affect Xia Changyou's nosebleeds. He really didn't expect such a big thing to be ruined by just two short sentences in the play. I must praise the great god for his conscientiousness, please be sure to maintain this good habit, it is best for him to listen to the full version, ouch.

Then he couldn't stop listening to it, all kinds of sexy masters, steady and mature lawyers, who turned into ghosts when they got into bed, the sunny and warm seniors next door, who like to tease the juniors who love to sleep every day, people Young and easy to play, he has tried all kinds of poses, hey hey, wait a minute, there are not so many tricks in the drama given by Little Apple, Xia Changyou deeply felt that either he was cheated by Little Apple, or Little Apple was cheated by the great god. It's a pit, if you don't make a sound or something, you must order 120 four likes.

Xia Changyou, who was pumping a tissue while listening, didn't even realize that his dear roommates had returned, "Xia Xia, what are you doing in the dormitory alone? Are you typing hard again?" The whole dormitory is counting winter. Dong's voice is the loudest, and the sound shakes you before anyone arrives.

Xia Changyou pressed his nose and looked at them tearfully, "You are back." Then he secretly paused the audio.

"What's wrong with you? Your face is so red?" Lin Yuan felt strange looking at it, and wanted to put his hand on his forehead to try.

Xia Changyou turned away, "It's okay, I have a nosebleed." He rubbed his face, pretending to be indifferent.Lin Yuan looked at him suspiciously and frowned slightly.

"Hey, then why did you have a nosebleed?" Did Hu Dongdong do it on purpose?

Xia Changyou gritted his teeth, "I'm fine, the weather is dry." I'll tell you that you are listening to the eighth letter play of the Great God, and you are feeling hot with nosebleeds?That must not be possible.

"Go play, I'll be fine in the bathroom." Xia Changyou hurried away with his head up, while Dongdong was still scratching his head, "Is this kid okay, why is it so weird?"

Lin Yuan glanced at the minimized scrolling words on the desktop, smiled slightly, "Guess."

"Guess the yarn!" Dongdong stared, "All of you are mysterious all day long. Tell me, is the Rolls Royce that got on this afternoon your family? Rich second generation."

"Uh, did you see that?"

Dongdong nodded, "It's really true."

Fatty, who had already taken off his shirt and was about to do some exercise, also came over, "I too...see it for real."

"Actually, it's nothing. My dad asked me to talk to me."

Hu Dongdong sat down on Xia Changyou's chair, moving around like a monkey, "Then tell me, what is the conflict between your father and you? Why do you dislike him so much? Tell me, tell me, I hate you I like listening to gossip."

"Boring." Lin Yuan turned around and was about to return to his seat. Hu Dongdong rushed over to grab it, and hooked his hands around Lin Yuan's neck, but his feet were entangled. He threw himself on Lin Yuan, like a dog. Like a monkey, he found a tree to climb. He turned his head and saw that it was Xia Changyou's cell phone cable that was entangled with him. With a kick, the earphone cable was disconnected from the computer, and the audio from the computer began to play directly. The sexy voice of ah ah came over.

The entire dormitory was silent, including Xia Changyou who just walked out of the bathroom door and stood there holding his nose. Only the incomparable and perfect voice of the Great God silently seduced his little Shoujun, "Then can I go in?"

After standing there for a few seconds, Xia Changyou finally came back to his senses. He rushed to the computer with a split second and turned off the audio.How much does he complain about the computer now, the sound is usually so low, and there are always troubles, why is the effect so good now when it is played outside?Computer, you are talking, you annoying little goblin.If you don't talk, I'll take you to tear it down tomorrow.

"Hehe, what, Xia Xia, are you watching an AV? Our country has such a sexy male voice, can't you?" Hu Dongdong got off Lin Yuan's body and asked stupidly, and Lin Yuan gave him a blank look.

"I think it's GV." As soon as Lin Yuan said it, several people were shocked, tsk tsk, I can't tell, it turns out that Xiao Xiaxia likes this, and the rich second generation understands it well.

Xia Changyou is about to cry, is it really okay for you to call the master a GV actor?Aren't you afraid that the Great God will kill you in seconds?That's my god, hello, don't you bring someone who bullies people like this?

"You...you listen to my explanation, the master is not some unscrupulous person, this is an online dubbing, do you understand the dubbing, this is audio, not video, I used to listen to the online dubbing circle you talk about."

"Understood, understood, dubbing, we know it, so is this what your gods do?" Hu Dongdong's eyes were shining, and he looked very gossipy at a glance.

Xia Changyou roared angrily, "Don't slander my great god anymore." After the roar, there was another silence, Emma, ​​Xia Xia, who is usually so obedient and so dull, lost her temper, because of a man who dubbed GV, Emma, ​​what's going on? Got it?

Dongdong's thinking was already so biased, Xia Changyou looked at him dumbfounded, "Can your thoughts be more obscene? I can tell what you're thinking just by looking at your expression?"

The rest of the time was spent during Xia Changyou's popularization of Dongdong's science. Xia Changyou randomly clicked "You in the Wind" for Hu Dongdong to listen to, and finally asked him, "How is it?"

Hu Dongdong sighed, "It turns out that the love between men can be like this." After finishing speaking, he looked at Xia Changyou affectionately, "Come on, Xia Xia, brother loves you." After finishing speaking, he hugged Xia Changyou Li hug.Those eyes are very soft and charming, like a stream of water in the south of the Yangtze River.

Xia Changyou shook the goose bumps on his body, "Dongdong, this style really doesn't suit you, stop playing."

"I knew it." Hu Dongdong sat down on his ass, "Speaking of which, your voice is quite good, and it's easy to listen to, but who is Xiao Ruse inside?"

"That's Gong Jun's cousin, he's a deputy CP."

"Deputy CP?" Hu Dongdong read it again, "I'm talking about CV?"

"I don't know about this either, let me check it out for you." Xia Changyou checked the show, and the deputy CP Xiaogong is Xiao Ruse, the purple red CV Shengju who is so loud every year.

"Shengju?" Hu Dongdong read it again, "Why did you come up with such a strange name?"

Xia Changyou spread his hands, "How do I know this?"

"Okay, I'll look for this Shengju." Hu Dongdong finally walked away, Xia Changyou took a deep breath, and finally solved it. This kind of embarrassing thing must never happen again, and I will listen to H Jiu to go to bed in the future Listen to be safe.Before taking a deep breath, classmate Dongdong turned around and slapped Xia Changyou on the shoulder, "Don't listen to Xia Xia alone in the future, do you have anything good to share?"

Xia Changyou stopped there in one breath, almost suffocating to death.

Out of Dongdong's clutches, Xia Changyou ran to QQ, staring at the avatar of the Great God, hey, don't tell the Great God about such embarrassing things, someone come to comfort his wounded little heart, he is chasing the Great God There are always many ups and downs on the road, and there are many people who laugh at you and people who don't know the truth, but you have to hold on.

The sad Xia Changyou signed up to another account, typed more than 2000 words and posted it online, and said in the author's words that he had encountered a shameful thing today, he was in a bad mood, and asked for comfort .

What's wrong with Qingjiang: What's the matter, those embarrassing things will pass, what is Kuaiai telling us?

Jiangnan Dahlia: Ahhh, it’s been updated, it’s not thick enough, so I’m happy.

I love Kou Kou the most and I am proud: Qing Jiang begs Kou Kou, Kou Kou has not appeared for a long time, there are too few scenes to go on strike.

Xiaoli is my husband: Hey, don’t you think this chapter is abusive? Xiaoli was injured by himself and no one told him, and Koukou was not with him, and no one talked when he was alone in the field. A group of people in the team I don't know who the traitor is, only that wolf is with me, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Xia Changyou picked a few and replied, then refreshed and saw Little Apple.

Little Apple Huo Huo Huo: What happened to sama, tell me, and make me happy.

The author replied to Little Apple: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Are you here to see a joke, so I won’t tell you.

Little Apple Huohuohuo: I guess sama has been suffering for a long time, is it related to...?

The author replied to Little Apple Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo: Go to Q chat.

Readers yelled, don't elbow, don't come back when you elbow.Why don't you let them watch the scene, is it easy to capture the author and them alive?Already crying blind.

Yiqu Qingjiang: That's the way it is. You said that if the Great God knows about this matter, he will kill me.

Little Apple Huo Huo Huo: Touch your head, don't worry sama, how could the king kill you before he loves you?

Yiqu Qingjiang: Really?I can rest assured that. 【sigh】

Little Apple Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo: At most, I will chop you into meat sauce buns, don't worry.

A Song of Qingjiang: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Little Apple Huo Huo Huo Huo: Hahaha, let me laugh again, sama, you are so swollen, so hot and cute, you can be caught just by listening to the H sound, I really convinced you.