A CV that doesn't want to be the Goddess's wife is not a good author [网页]

Xia Changyou was in a mess in the wind, how could the master think of such a difficult question and ask himself, I am a man, I am a man.But as long as Su is asked by the Great God, he must answer immediately.The normal temperature shouldn't be too hot, and children must not burn their mouths if they drink it. Xia Changyou thought about the situation when his mother took care of the child for his cousin's house. Forget it, it's more reliable to check it on Baidu.

Pinellia Changyou: Generally, the water temperature is too high or too low, forty to sixty degrees, what kind of water are you using now?

Xia Changyou waited for a while before the beep sounded.

Tianjing Gucheng: Just boiled.

Pinellia Changyou: Σ(°△°|||)︴Have you never raised a child before?He is numb?

Tianjing Gucheng: The nanny went home today.

Banxia Changyou: QAQ

Originally, Xia Changyou wanted to find out if this was the son of the great god, but he couldn't tell from the answer.He was itching in his heart, he really wanted to know what the Great God was doing, he really wanted to know the relationship between the baby and the Great God, and most importantly, he really wanted to pinch the baby's face.Looking at that chubby little face on Weibo, it must be so cute, buzzing.

He scratched his hair and sent everything he found and understood.

Pinellia Changyou: God, you can do this, first pour one-third of the cold boiled water, then add two-thirds of the hot boiled water, then pour the milk powder into it and shake it well. There should be no bubbles when shaking, and the amplitude should be smaller. Otherwise the child will be flatulent.

Tianjing Gucheng: ==

Xia Changyou didn't care what his eyelids meant, he sent all the relevant precautions, and then he didn't forget to add: Do you understand?

Tianjing Gucheng: Thank you.

Xia Changyou was still not at ease, and added later: Remember to test the temperature with your wrist, don't burn your hands. happy

Then there was no movement over there, Xia Changyou sat there, staring at the head of the Great God, it was still bright even though it was not offline.It's almost twelve o'clock, and it's hard for the master to take care of the children.

He rested his chin in one hand, and was not in the mood to code anymore. Just in the scene where the brain-filling master is holding the baby and feeding the baby with the bottle in the other hand, Emma, ​​thinking about it, is quite loving.Especially the hands of the great master, they must be seen.By the way, there is also a voice. When I think of the great god using his voice that can make people pregnant to coax a child, the tenderness and pampering on the face, ah, it is really cute. (﹃)

Not long after, the head of the Great God flashed again, and Xia Changyou poked it open to take a look.

Tianjing Lonely City: Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ

Before Xia Changyou returned, another message came immediately.

Tianjing Gucheng: He cried.

Pinellia Changyou: Is it swollen?

Tianjing Gucheng: Spit it out, and then cried.

Pinellia Changyou: Σ(°△°|||)︴Hurry up, don't feed it yet, hug it for a while.

Tianjing Gucheng: ==

Then there was no movement over there again, Xia Changyou waited patiently until his head dozed off bit by bit, and then he tapped his forehead on the keyboard, and Dongdong, who was on the light, pointed at him, then I mean, I'm sleepy and go to bed quickly, what's the fuss so late.

Xia Changyou rubbed his forehead and looked at the dialog box. The Great Master didn't log out and didn't talk to him again.He took the initiative to send a sentence in the past: how is it now?

Tianjing Gucheng: Still walking.

Xia Changyou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and asked again, "What about the baby?"

Tianjing Gucheng: Tired of crying, I fell asleep.

Xia Changyou raised his forehead, it turns out that the Great God is so cute, the Great God who was so black-bellied before must not be real, um, it must be so.Xia Changyou was complacent, found a reason for his great god, and immediately became energetic.

Tianjing Gucheng: The baby is asleep, thank you tonight.

Pinellia Changyou: You’re welcome O(∩_∩)O~~ God, is the baby yours?What's your name?

Tianjing Gucheng: My brother's baby is called Xiaonian Gao.

Pinellia Changyou: (﹃) Saliva

Xia Changyou's first reaction when he heard the name was to send an emoji, but looking at it again, it was so obscene.

Pinellia Changyou: Then what, I just thought of rice cakes and I’m a little hungry. SORRY.

The Great God is not such a fussy person, he still sent a == here, Xia Changyou was noncommittal, raised his paw to touch his stomach, just in time for his stomach to grumble, well, he is really hungry.

Let's not say the last sentence, Xia Changyou tapped the keyboard to think.

Pinellia Changyou: Then, God, why did you come to me to ask me about breastfeeding the baby? I am a man.

Tianjing Gucheng: It's nothing, you're just the first one in the conversation box.

Seeing this answer, Xia Changyou was extremely speechless. Well, the thinking of the Great God is really strange enough.Xia Changyou flipped through the chat history. From the first sentence to the last sentence, he felt extremely satisfied. Does this count as hooking up? Then you can harass the Great God if you have nothing to do in the future. Think about it, it's really cold .Be sure to save the first chat record.

After he saved the mouse and slid back, ah, what is this?

The master sent a few pictures, each of which looks better than the last, and of course, it is also more delicious.

The first one is very artistically decorated salmon thin roll sushi, the second one is colorful udon noodles with many ingredients such as eggs and wakame, the third one doesn’t look like it’s delicious dessert, the second one Four servings are deep-fried prawns, in short, it is very rich, and you can't help drooling at the sight of it.

After posting the photo, the master added a sentence: Are you hungry?This is my supper tonight ==

Banxia Changyou: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Xia Changyou is angry, great god, do your family members know that you are so unkind?The Midnight Newspaper could not be more hateful. Is this something done by people? o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Xia Changyou, who was stimulated by the delicious food, was really angry, and ran off the assembly line after saying good night.Hmph, here I have beef jerky, potato chips, spicy strips, Zhou Hei duck... I don't believe your Japanese food is as delicious as it is.

After biting the duck's neck, Dongdong snatched the duck in the other hand, "Shihuazixie, aren't you afraid of getting pimples on your face?"

"Here you are." Xia Changyou took the initiative to share the snacks with everyone, "Sleep after eating, I'm so mad."

"Hey, who bullied our room flower classmate?"

Xia Changyou continued to gnaw on the duck's neck, I gnawed, gnawed, gnawed.Dongdong pinched his angry cheek, and he slapped him down. "Touch your own."

"Oh, don't be embarrassed? Which one of us is with whom? Good friends, aren't we?"

Lin Yuan, who was about to sleep over there, turned over calmly, "You two little shou, what are you doing? Go to bed quickly."

Dongdong ran away immediately, "You are the one who suffers from your whole family..." Xia Changyou gagged her mouth with a duck's neck, "I didn't see that the rich second generation is going to sleep, so don't make noise."

Hu Dongdong is angry, you all bully me (#‵′)

With a duck's neck in his mouth, he ran into the game to vent. Xia Changyou watched the monster's blood flying all over the screen, and silently lit a candle for the little monsters.

It was getting late after washing, Xia Changyou lay down on the bed, swiped through the interface of his novel, looked at the uneven update time, and thought silently, we must work hard to write, so that the great god can see my efforts, Maybe he changed his mind and agreed.Hmm, you have to get up, godfather. └(^o^)┘

Glancing at the comment section, he didn't see bad reviews, and no one voted black, so he felt relieved, and was about to turn off his phone and go to sleep, when he saw Wushen Children's Shoes voted for a huge red envelope, and there was an additional comment in the comment section: Suddenly in a good mood, I will give Qingjiang a red envelope, please don't give up! ! !

Xia Changyou was moved, local tyrant, you are the big local tyrant who undertook the entire comment area, who would dare to despise you?

Look at the deep fog of local tyrants, and then think about the master of the Midnight Newspaper. I wonder if the master also has a fish pond in his house?It is really enjoyable to have delicious food.

The next day, I went to class as usual. A few people sat in the last row and played by themselves. They were fat and fat, and fell asleep within a few minutes.Lin Yuan listened to the class quietly, and took notes in the book from time to time. Xia Changyou was also a little sleepy, but he still managed to pull himself together.Although this course is an elective course, it is basically as important as a professional course.The young female teacher was standing on it talking about how to get beauty and the way to get it, while Xia Changyou was dozing off below. This teacher looks very temperamental, why does he have such a strange voice, especially after listening too much? Sleep is more effective than a lullaby.

Lin Yuan touched him over there and handed over his notes. Xia Changyou quickly thanked him and copied them.Lin Yuan looked at his serious handwriting and asked him quietly, "Xia Xia, there is a party in the auditorium tonight, do you want to go see it?"

"What party?" Xia Changyou stared blankly, listening to the teacher's speech, chatting with Lin Yuan, and copying notes at the same time, without any delay.

"Look at the second phase of the school's project, it is contracted by the company Juyan, and this evening party is held for them by the school."

"Yeah." Xia Changyou didn't hear him go at all, "It's better not to go, I like to stay in the dormitory, and I have to code every day."

"You... hey, forget it." Lin Yuan didn't say much, and turned to attend the class.On the other side, Dongdong leaned over, "What party, what party, I'm going to see, are there any beauties with big breasts?"

"People from the cultural agency run it, do you think there is one?"

"Hey." Xia Changyou looked at Hu Dongdong's wretched expression, and quickly stopped him, "I brought those children up, and you are not allowed to hook up."

"Don't, Xiaxia." Dongdong leaned over and wanted to hug his shoulders, but suddenly realized that this was in class, so she changed to whispering, "This is already a junior year, you old man has already retired, don't fuck so much Do you have the heart to watch me be single for four years?"

"Bear, who in our dormitory has a girlfriend? Let's play bachelor together."

"Hmph." He was upset, "You and Lin Yuan were confessed at every turn. Last semester, there was a girl who ran to the station to see you off in heavy rain. Don't think I don't know. Fatty and I are different. Three It's really sad to think about how no one cares about it for years."

"Stop, don't cry." Xia Changyou hurriedly restrained him, "Go on your own, I want to squat down and guard the Great God every day, talk to him every day, listen to his plays every day, and don't have time to go to any parties."

"No wonder you can't get married." Hu Dongdong sat back on his seat, "You just count on the great god to marry you, and you are getting sicker and sicker."

Xia Changyou stopped writing, returned the notes to Lin Yuan, and then smiled slightly, "It's not bad to marry a great god, he is handsome, virtuous and talented, although he is a bit dark-bellied."

"How do you know he's handsome, from his voice?"

"I knew it." Xia Changyou smiled, he wouldn't say that Dashen's newspaper office had spotted a flower in him, and the figure reflected in the mirror behind the bowl of udon noodles must be Dashen.Even though it was too blurry to see the figure clearly, but from the figure, it is certain that the temperament of the great god can still be smelled through the udon noodles and Xia Xia's dog nose.

"Hey, Xia Xia, a girl who is infatuated with nympho, is starting to be shy now." After Hu Dongdong complained, get out of class just ended there, "Rich second generation, if Xia Xia doesn't go, I will go with you, maybe I can see Sister Xidian Woolen cloth."

"It's not yours if you see it." Lin Yuan's venomous tongue skills are getting better and better, except for Xia Changyou who doesn't know, everyone knows who West Point's younger sister Lin Ruolan likes.Why is this belated boy so slow in dealing with feelings?

Xia Changyou, who had already packed his things, stood up from his seat, "What's for lunch? How about udon noodles?"

Seeing his bright smile, the other two wanted to crush him.