Long live Long live Long live

"Copy, copy! Copy your sister! I'm a college student, and I'm still punished for copying!"

Qin Haomeng cursed bitterly while writing furiously.

Qin Haomeng hates history!I hate that fat history professor who sits on the podium every day and talks endlessly!I even hate that fat man for copying the history of the founding of the Qin Dynasty a hundred times!

As a 17-year-old boy with a high IQ who was admitted to a well-known university in Beijing, Qin Haomeng just wanted to ask himself when he applied for the exam, because Mao had to follow the advice of his father, a professor of history, and applied for the history department!

In order to express dissatisfaction with what happened to her, Qin Haomeng took advantage of the coming of the rebellious period to immerse herself in the online world.The sleep time at night is dedicated to Warcraft, and the class time during the day can only be used to supplement sleep, a whole vicious circle, so when he was sleeping soundly, he was picked up by the sharp-eyed fat professor and asked three questions.

Copy the content of the class one hundred times, and hand it in before the next class.

Copy copy, copy a fart!He was a college student and was fined for copying!Where is his dignity and status!

How much history can there be in the Qin Dynasty? There is a First Emperor, a Qin II, and the last Qin Prince, who was only a few days old and was still a puppet.Overlord Xiang Yu still had some talk, but in the end he didn't want to be a wedding dress for Liu San's ruffian.

The roommates sympathized: "Dear cute little friends, there will be history class tomorrow afternoon, please come on."

What about you sister!

No, Xu, Call, Kiss, Good, Cute!

The name is Qin Haomeng's internal injury. His father's surname is Qin and his mother's surname is Hao. He decided on the word Meng when he was still in his mother's stomach. According to Qin's father's explanation, it means germination and growth, and it can be both male and female. .Besides, in the year he was born, there was no such thing as "dear" in fashion, and he didn't use words like "so cute" to describe people.

Qin Haomeng: His father is definitely too lazy to name him!

He has jumped several grades since he was a child, and he is always younger than the children in the class. He has always been nicknamed "Dear and cute little friend".

Under the sympathetic eyes of her roommates, Qin Haomeng angrily poked at the tip of her pen, writing vigorously under the desk lamp.

The clock had passed close to two o'clock in the morning, and Qin Haomeng lay powerlessly on the table, gradually falling asleep.

First Emperor... First Emperor... Shi Emperor... Shi Huangdi...

In a daze, Qin Haomeng felt that his eyes were so bright that he couldn't open his eyes.

An empty voice came over: "Do you despise Qin Chao?"

"No." Qin Haomeng subconsciously recited Qin's father's previous remarks, "Qin Dynasty is an extremely important dynasty in Chinese history, the most memorable dynasty, and it is the first in Chinese history after the Warring States Period. A unified empire, but it was born earlier."

"Then what if the rule of the Qin Dynasty has continued?"

Qin Haomeng shook her head subconsciously: "Impossible! According to what Qin Shihuang did according to historical records, the Qin Dynasty cannot last long..."

"It means if."

"If there is no such thing, Ying Zheng's personality determines everything."

"Everything is possible."

"...to advertise? Huh?"

In the next second, Qin Haomeng's eyes went dark, and he lost consciousness.

In 221 BC, Qin Shihuang Yingzheng wiped out the six kingdoms of the Kanto region and completed national unification. He attacked the Xiongnu in the north and conquered Baiyue in the south.It also stipulates that after his death, the throne will be passed on to his descendants, and the successors will inherit the second emperor, the third emperor, etc., and even all generations.

Established that year as the first year of the Qin Empire calendar.

In the 11th year of the Qin Empire, that is, in 210 BC, Qin Shihuang died, and the edict stated that the eunuch Zhao Gao was to be buried for himself.After the funeral of the first emperor, the eldest son Ying Fusu succeeded to the throne, known as Qin II in history.In 210 BC, the first emperor of Qin died, and his eldest son, Ying Fusu, succeeded to the throne, known as Qin II in history.The second son, Ying Huhai, was granted the title of side-by-side king, and went out of the palace to build a mansion.

Since then, a turning point in history has appeared, and a parallel world has begun.

Qin II followed the system of prefectures and counties, appointed county magistrates, and subdued Xiang Yu, a general of Chu State, to create a unified situation.

In the 20th year of the Qin Empire, that is, in 201 BC, Liu Bang, the Duke of Pei, led an uprising because he was dissatisfied with the laws of the Great Qin Dynasty. He established the country as Han and proclaimed himself King of Han.In the 23rd year of the Qin Empire, Qin II assisted Xiang Yu, the king of Chu County, to destroy the King of Han and warn the world.In the same month, Wang Ying Huhai, who stood shoulder to shoulder with a word, was plagued by a serious illness, and died of illness in the palace soon.

In the 23rd year of the Qin Empire, Qin II passed on to his eldest son, known as Qin III in history.The second emperor of Qin, Ying Fusu, inherited the last emperor's behest, traveled eastward to the fairy mountains to seek the way of immortality, and has never been seen since then.Become one of the most legendary emperors in the history of the Qin Empire.

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In the 300-year calendar of the Qin Empire, the economy and culture of the Qin Empire was prosperous. The 28th Emperor of Qin expanded his territory on its original territory and marched westward all the way, commanding the Southwest Plateau and the entire Western Region. Double the expansion, known as the Emperor of War God.

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In the 332nd year of the Qin Empire, the 29th Emperor of Qin moved the capital to Chang'an, and designated Afang Palace in Xianyang as a key protected ancient building.

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In the 664th year of the Qin Empire, the 65th emperor of Qin moved his capital to Nanjing to consolidate the rule of the Great Qin Empire in South Vietnam.And sent troops to the southernmost part of the Qin Empire to garrison, and at the same time expanded the country to Hainan Island County.

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In the 889th year of the Qin Empire, the 88th Emperor Qin moved his capital to Hangzhou County.In the same year, warships were sent to land on the Ryukyu Islands, and it took a year to occupy the largest island, Yizhou, and later changed its name to Liuqiu.Another year later, he conquered the country of Wa, which lasted ten years, occupied the entire island country, and changed its name to Fusang County.

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In the 907th year of the Qin Empire, Emperor Qin 89 ordered people to build a large-scale construction project in Yandu to build the Forbidden City, which took 30 years to complete.In the 938th year of the Qin Empire, the capital was moved to Yandu, renamed Beiping, and died in the same year.The Ninth Emperor of the Qin Dynasty also took Beiping as the foundation, conquered the ethnic minorities in the north, conquered Goryeo, Mahan, Bianhan and Chenhan, and unified China.

In the autumn of the 1000th year of the Qin Empire, Emperor Qin 99 respectfully invited the tablets of the ancestors into the Taimiao, supervised the construction of the Temple of Heaven, and worshiped the ancestors at the Temple of Heaven, requiring future generations to worship the heavens at least once a year. Respect for ancestors.

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As time went by, in the autumn of 2448 in the Qin Empire Calendar, Emperor Qin 240 IX was seriously ill, and sent his eldest son, the current crown prince, Ying Chen, to worship the ancestors and heaven to pray for blessings instead of the emperor.

Under the fiddling of the ceremony officer, Ying Chen changed into a heavy dress for the memorial ceremony. The ceremony officer held the gold silk lotus thorny belt and tied it in a complicated knot. Ying Chen's expressionless face was strangled He had to twitch hard, let out a mouthful of turbid air, gritted his teeth and said: "Please move lightly."

The ceremony official immediately asked in fear: "Did I hurt you, His Royal Highness?"

Ying Chen expressionless: "No, just to remind you, be calm and cautious, it doesn't matter if you slow down."

"No way, His Royal Highness, it's time for the sacrificial offering. I can't bear the burden if I miss the time." After finishing speaking, his subordinates exerted force again.

Ying Chen took another breath: "...Courtesy officer, why are you wearing such complicated clothes? The suit is also very formal."

The ceremonial officer wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Oh, Your Highness, you can't say that. Of course, we have to wear our Hanfu for the big ceremony of the Han people in China. Hanfu has a history of thousands of years, and it didn't come from the West Manzi." The so-called suits are comparable.”

... That's called Europe, and the barbarians were called hundreds of years ago.

After more than ten minutes of tossing around, the dress was finally finished, and after the tiara was put on, Ying Chen breathed a sigh of relief.

The ceremonial officer pushed him in front of the mirror, and said with satisfaction: "Our Highness the Crown Prince is a dragon and phoenix among men, and wearing the Hanfu handed down by our ancestors will look even more magnificent."

Ying Chen was expressionless: "The courtesy officer is absurd."

"His Royal Highness is humble."

As soon as the words were finished, a servant came in with a mobile phone and said respectfully, "His Royal Highness, it's the Empress's call."

Ying Chen's expression darkened, he took the phone and said indifferently, "Mother."

A woman's happy voice came from the other end of the phone: "Son, how many times have I told you I'm going to call Mommy?"

Ying Chen was expressionless: "With such a westernized name, the courtiers and ministers will have to lecture their ministers again after hearing it."

The last time I called, I was educated for three days. As His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of the Great Qin Empire, the future Emperor, how could he abandon the title passed down by his ancestors for thousands of years and learn the name of the Western Barbarian, and so on...

Where is his dignity and status as a prince? !

Ying Chen took a deep breath, made sure that he would not swear, and said, "Mother, what can you do?"

Queen: "It's your daddy, let me tell you, although the festival is very important and it is broadcast live to the whole world, but don't be nervous. You watch your daddy's performance every year, this year I will talk to your daddy Sit together in front of the TV and watch yours. Come on~"

Ying Chen: "...Thank you, Father! Please tell him that if he hadn't insisted on going to the Mediterranean Sea for a trip and was too lazy to come back, I wouldn't have been pushed there temporarily! And even lied to the public that he was seriously ill! Let him tell me in person Say, okay?"

The empress smiled guiltyly: "Oh, your father is very busy."

"Are you busy sunbathing?" Ying Chen's face was paralyzed, "Let me correct you, it's the father, not the father."

The empress hung up the phone in a hurry: "Just Jiang Ziha, bye~"

Ying Chen stared at the darkened phone screen, and threw it to the waiter expressionlessly.

The waiter wanted to cry but had no tears: May I ask the empress, did you call on purpose just to cause trouble?

At noon, the clock tower rang nine times, and the distance of more than 100 meters from the entrance of the Temple of Heaven to the Temple of Heaven’s Prayer Hall was paved with red carpets. On the steps were red carpets embroidered with golden auspicious clouds and flying cranes. Sing loudly: "God bless the Great Qin, the world is peaceful, the country is prosperous and the people are safe, the weather is smooth..."

After three times, the officials knelt down.

In a state of solemnity, Ying Chen walked slowly across the red carpet, stepped up to the Temple of Heaven, stood still at the entrance of the Prayer Hall, slowly knelt on the cushion, raised his hands flat, looked up at the sky, and said loudly: "God bless Daqin, pray for blessings ;God bless Daqin, pray for blessings, God bless Daqin, pray for blessings..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

The sudden scream pierced the solemn air, and a black shadow fell from the sky, hitting Ying Chen's outstretched arm.

The sound of bone cracking came clearly, and the severe pain went from the arm to the internal organs.

Ying Chen spit out a mouthful of blood, forced to hold back, and spit out the last word expressionlessly: "... Bao."

Ying Chen's arm has no feeling at all, but is it still held upright? The person on his arm turned his head, scanned the range of sight, and then his big eyes were full of puzzlement: "Hi, hello, May I ask what TV show you are filming?"

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