Slag attack classification system

Zhao Zhenhe opened his eyes, and found himself sitting on a soft sofa, surrounded by people, they gathered around the 'crackling' wood-burning stove in the middle to keep warm.

The wind was blowing "hula hula" outside, and it was snowing heavily, and the windows were constantly knocked on by the wind and snow.

"You finally woke up, and you are really big-hearted, and you can fall asleep under such circumstances..."

A young man with eyes sitting on the sofa started a conversation with Zhao Zhenhe, and he stretched out his hand.

"Hello, my name is Zheng Zhen, I am a patient of nightmare disease just like you, but I am a late stage patient, so I have entered nightmare many times..."

"Hello..." Zhao Zhenhe stretched out his hand, "My name is Zhao..." Zhao Zhenhe didn't know anything about this world, he didn't even know his name, so he paused. "My name is Zhao Dafeng."

Zheng Zhen, "..."

Zheng Zhen, "Your name is really weird..."

Zhao Zhenhe looked around. This is a central European-style villa. There are various statues in the villa. On the ceiling are the birth of Jehovah, Islet, Xi, Tuan, Team, Du, and Jia.murals.

He glanced across all the people, but he never found out which one was Tang Zhi.

There were a total of 16 people sitting in the living room. Some were sitting on the sofa, some were sitting on chairs, and some were squatting on the ground. All of them looked bad.

Zheng Zhen: "This time there are only 16 people. The Nightmare World has always given us as many days as there are people to complete the task. This time we are only given 16 days..."

Zhao Zhenhe: "Then what will happen after 16 days?"

Zheng Zhen paused, "We will be trapped in the nightmare forever, and we will never be able to get out." He looked at Zhao Zhenhe, "I didn't expect you to ask this question, it seems that you are really having a nightmare for the first time, no wonder just now You can still relax enough to fall asleep, let me tell you briefly about the situation here..."

"The 16 of us here, including you, are all patients with nightmare disease. People with this disease will have nightmares. Death in nightmares is equivalent to death in real life. This time, 16 of us just happened to enter the same nightmare."

At this time, there was a muffled "click" sound outside the window, and everyone around the stove was startled, and they were all silent for a while, looking out of the window without daring to pant.

Only a girl in a red windbreaker stood up, walked to the window and took a look, "It's nothing, it's just a hailstorm, what are you afraid of?"

"Girl, you are so courageous." One of the burly men patted his chest, "This is also the first time you have entered a nightmare. What I saw was a falling corpse..."

The big man took a sip of the canned Erguotou, "My name is Liu Tian, ​​you can call me Liu Er, this is my second nightmare."

The girl in the red windbreaker nodded, "My name is Tang Tang, you can call me Xiao Tiantian~"

This girl is very cute, her black and white eyes are clear and watery, she has dimples when she smiles, and her voice is like honey, with two braids hanging on her shoulders, she looks beautiful and pure.

The men in the audience were all cute, and they all laughed with Tang Tang, but the expressions of the ladies were not so good, they frowned, and cursed in their hearts, could they be green tea whores? .

"Liu Er," Tang Tang showed his dimples, "Is there anything particularly scary about this nightmare?"

Liu Tian: "The scariest thing about the nightmare world is that no matter what kind of nightmare it is, people will definitely die at night... Every night, there is one less person, which means another day is missing..."

"Oh my god..." Tang Tang covered her mouth, stepped back in fear, and leaned on Zhao Zhenhe's body, "Then it's already night..."

Liu Tian looked serious, "Yeah, we're so unlucky today, it's night when we come to this nightmare..." He took another sip of wine, "Everyone, be careful when you sleep tonight..."

The girl Tang Tang seemed to grow on Zhao Zhenhe's body. Zhao Zhenhe took a step back, and Tang Tang took a step back. Looking at the shivering look of the little girl, Zhao Zhenhe was embarrassed to speak directly.

Another girl wearing a peaked cap asked: "It's fine if you don't sleep at night. Everyone get together and don't sleep."

"How can it be so simple." Zheng Zhen sighed, "The rule of the nightmare world is that everyone goes to sleep on time at twelve o'clock, and everyone will die if they gather together or disperse. There is no change. Speaking of this..."

Zheng Zhen turned his head and looked at the wall clock behind him. The clock on it had already reached the middle of 11 and 12, "It's almost 12 o'clock, let's divide up the room and sleep. I just went up to check, there are 8 rooms in total. , it happens that we share a room for every two people, male with male, female with female... Hey, it seems that there are a little few females?"

Zhao Zhenhe looked around, there were a total of 9 men and 7 women at the scene, and there was no way to allocate accommodation according to the same gender. Those girls seemed unwilling to share a room with her because of Tang Tang's performance just now.

Tang Tang was not angry either, she turned around and grabbed Zhao Zhenhe behind her, "I want to live with this brother," she raised her head, "Brother, okay~"

Tang Tang stared at Zhao Zhenhe with bright eyes, and her rosy mouth pouted slightly. Zhao Zhenhe, an old cadre who had never been in love, shamefully——heart softened.

The male compatriots at the scene watched the most beautiful girl in the audience walk into the same room with 'Zhao Dafeng' with expressions of envy and hatred, while those girls all rolled their eyes, 'Green tea bitch, this is, take the initiative to follow Boys in the same room? '

After entering the room and turning on the chandelier, Zhao Zhenhe found that there was only one big bed inside, and his expression immediately became very cramped.

Just... just one bed.

"Brother, why is your face so red?" Tang Tang opened her innocent eyes and looked at Zhao Zhenhe, "There is only one bed in this room, so brother can sleep with me~"

Zhao Zhenhe's face became more and more red like a conditioned reflex, and the blood in his whole body seemed to be running towards his face. He rarely had contact with girls since he was a child, because of his excellent grades, the classmates around him were sisters who were about ten years older than him Seniority, it turns out that girls are... are they all so cute?

Zhao Zhenhe felt that without Tang Tang saying a word, it seemed that a pink heart would be ejected into the air.

【….】

[Cut, straight male aesthetics...]

The system dismisses it.

"Ah, it's almost 12 o'clock~"

Tang Tang untied her two braids, shook her hair, and the blue hair fell on her small shoulders. She untied the red windbreaker, revealing the pure white silk dress inside.

Tang Tang sat on the side of the soft bed, revealing that awesome dimple again, "Brother, it's time to sleep~" She stretched out her white hand.

Who can stand this.

Zhao Zhenhe swallowed hard, walked slowly to the bed, did not hold Tang Tang's hand, but hugged his pillow and prepared to sleep on the sofa beside him.

While Zhao Zhenhe was tidying up, Tang Tang's deer-like eyes did not leave him until Zhao Zhenhe walked to the edge of the bed again to take away a blanket, Tang Tang suddenly stretched out his hand to grab Zhao Zhenhe's hand, and yanked it——

Zhao Zhenhe didn't expect that a little girl's hands were so strong. After a while, he was pressed on the bed by Tang Tang.

Tang Tang supported Zhao Zhenhe's side with both hands, and surrounded Zhao Zhenhe tightly. From this angle, Zhao Zhenhe inevitably saw the girl's thin underwear, and he immediately shifted his gaze.

"puff--"

Tang Tang suddenly laughed.

"Zhao Zhenhe, no way, are you really blushing?! So you are so innocent?"

After Zhao Zhenhe heard his real name, he looked at Tang Tang in surprise.

"Hey," Tang Tang sighed, "Zhao Zhenhe, I'm Tang Zhi, you idiot, why don't you always recognize me—" He pulled out a hand and put it on Zhao Zhenhe's chest, "You just— You won't be really moved, will you?"

Tang Zhi's hand gradually moved down, "Zhao Zhenhe, it will be miserable if you really see me as a woman, I told you, in the real world, I am not only taller than you, but also..."

Tang Zhi's hand finally stopped at a private place of Zhao Zhenhe, and he pressed it violently, "And it's much bigger than you."

Zhao Zhenhe: "..."

After Tang Zhi had had enough trouble, the two finally packed up and lay down on the bed side by side to wait for 12 o'clock.

"Zhao Zhenhe?"

"Um..."

"I heard that you are afraid of ghosts. If you are afraid at night, I will make a special case for you to hold one of my arms."

"Okay, thank you..."

Both of them gradually became sleepy. When the clock struck midnight, everyone in the entire Yuxidui villa fell into a deathly silence. In the darkness, something was about to move.

In the middle of the night, half asleep and half awake, Zhao Zhenhe felt that his chest was constricted, and he seemed to be unable to breathe. He opened his eyes with difficulty, and found that there was something lying on his body.

In an instant, Zhao Zhenhe's whole body froze. At that moment, he finally understood what the "backflow of blood" in the novel meant.

This can't be... it can't be the legendary ghost press...

Zhao Zhenhe is not afraid of anything else, even if a centipede is lying on him at the moment, he has no objection, but... these uncommon sense things...

Zhao Zhenhe woke up from the fright, he didn't dare to move, his head was slowly sweating, he tried to stretch his arms, and asked Tang Zhi who was sleeping next to him for help.

What can be touched is empty.

At this moment, the 'thing' lying on him smashed his mouth, said 'so hot', then moved a few times, changed his posture, turned his face to the side, and continued to lie on Zhao Zhenhe's body.

Like a koala, hanging on Zhao Zhenhe's tree.

The moonlight shone on that face, gradually revealing a clear outline, it was none other than Tang Zhi who was sleeping soundly.

Zhao Zhenhe: "..."

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