Slag attack classification system

Zhao Zhenhe has been lying in the hospital for three days.

No, he should be called "Zhao Huangwan" now.

"Zhao Huangwan" opened Weibo.

Real-time Hot Search No.1——'Zhao Huangwan attempted suicide and was recuperating in the hospital'

The following are all bad reviews.

'Where is this guy's [-]th line? Why is he still dangling on Weibo? '

"Stimulant garbage athletes, after hearing that the suspension period has passed, they will come out to be monsters." '

There are more vicious ones.

'It's a pity, why was he found out and rescued? This kind of person should go to hell sooner! '

【Well, now you believe that you are not dreaming. 】

【Let me repeat the rules again, you can only return to your original planet if you accumulate a certain number of values...】

"stingy and sharp"

Zhao Zhenhe took a sip of red dates and wolfberry tea slowly.

After drinking, let out a breath slowly.

A look of good times.

【...】

Chosen One feels like the most underappreciated system in history.

After Zhao Zhenhe was implanted into the host's body, Zhao Huangwan's memory and pain flooded into his body like a flood. The moment he woke up from the hospital bed, he was no longer just Zhao Zhenhe or Zhao Huangwan.

The pain in his heart kept reminding him that this was a young man who had been framed and whose dreams had fallen into a quagmire.

The '25-year-old' Zhao Zhenhe didn't understand the Chosen One system, and he didn't know what the cold mechanical voice was whispering in his ears.

He just thinks.

What happened to this child is heartbreaking.

Some people say that those who choose to commit suicide do not deserve sympathy, but the culprit who caused all this is the most deserving of retribution.

Zhao Zhenhe took a sip of wolfberry tea slowly: "How many world wishes do I have to fulfill before I can go back?" '

[It depends on your cumulative value. The higher the degree of completion, the higher the cumulative value. When the value reaches 1000, you can return to your own world. 】

Zhao Zhenhe stopped talking.He lowered his eyes and looked at the goji berries floating in the cup, as if he was thinking about something, after a while.

"why me?"

【Because you are the chosen one of the universe. 】

Zhao Zhenhe, 25 years old, from China, is an all-around genius.

Proficient in sports, Go, Erhu, Poping, sketching...

Self taught.

This is a collection of perfect combinations of DNA, the pinnacle of outstanding human beings.

From birth, life is a hang-up.

Positive energy, positive.

The universe needs such a genius to stabilize the order of infinite space.

It's just that his personality is a bit weird, and people in the world call him an 'veteran cadre'.

Those who admire are: Bian Que, Hua Tuo, Sun Simiao, Zhang Zhongjing, Li Shizhen...

The pillow books are: "Chinese Health Preservation Illustrated Book", "My Child, Why Should I Let You Read", "Sunset Feelings".

My favorite recreational activity is - foot soaking with wormwood.

And the column of human affection turned out to be a round and big goose egg!What's this?His IQ is off the charts, but his EQ isn't there? !

After the system finished reading Zhao Zhenhe's information, he looked again at Zhao Zhenhe who was slowly drinking red dates and wolfberry tea and watching TV on the hospital bed.

[Suddenly feel a little uneasy again. 】

"Hush." ​​Zhao Zhenhe slightly frowned at the sound of electric current in his ear.

"Don't make noise, "The Happy Life of Lao Niu's Family" is on the air."

【...】

Sneaking away in July, sneaking in in August, the cicadas are getting louder and louder.

Today is the last day of 'Zhao Huang's' hospitalization.

The aunt in the next bed was obviously very reluctant to part with Zhao Huangwan.

In the future, watching "The Happy Life of Lao Niu's Family" will lose another little partner.

Zhao Huangwan sat on the edge of the aunt's hospital bed with a big porcelain cup in his hand.

The two raised their heads and watched the last live broadcast of "Lao Niu's Happy Life" before parting.

[Alert, alert, mission-critical person appears, alert, alert. 】

The system was making weird noises, and Zhao Zhenhe was blowing tea leaves.

"I walked for a long time and didn't see the ward 402. I remember it was on the third floor... Hey, it's here. Come on, open the door. I'm carrying something in my hand."

After the words fell, two people suddenly appeared in the ward.

One is clean and thin, the other is tall and strong.

It was Zhao Huang's 'good brother' Wang Junlang and his 'ex-boyfriend' Li Yunhe.

The two were shoulder to shoulder, arm to arm, like Siamese twins.

"Hey, Dusk!" Wang Junlang uttered a voice similar to that that only appears in operas, "Duwan, we came to see you, look at you, how much weight you have lost, and you don't take good care of yourself, you know Let us worry."

Zhao Zhenhe raised his eyes lazily.

"You too, you said why you can't think about it so much, you can really deal with yourself, I almost fainted when I first heard the news, if you don't believe me, ask Yunhe..."

Wang Junlang walked to the hospital bed, smiled, and blinked his seemingly pure eyes.

"Let's not talk about it, you will be discharged from the hospital today, we should be happier. You see, I bought you Cordyceps sinensis for you to supplement."

Looking at Zhao Huangwan's slightly pale face, Wang Junlang felt an emotion similar to pleasure in his heart.

He admits to being a shady person.

Seeing that Zhao Huangwan was unhappy, he was happy.

God knows how happy he was when he knew that Zhao Huang hadn't committed suicide.

How boring it would be if Zhao Huangwan died like this.

Li Yunhe, who was standing beside him, had mixed feelings in his heart.

Sitting on the hospital bed was his ex-boyfriend, his former white moonlight, and the cinnabar mole on his palm in the past.

It used to be difficult for the sea.

Looking at the notorious Zhao Huangwan now, Li Yunhe's heart will still be touched.

Despite the tens of thousands of thoughts in their hearts, Zhao Huangwan stood up with this expression: (￣_￣)

Holding the big enamel cup, he blew on the swirling Dahongpao tea leaves inside.

"Here we come." This sound came, very much like a grandfather seeing his grandson who hasn't visited for a long time.

Zhao Zhenhe was a little upset.

Why did these two people choose to come during the live broadcast of "Lao Niu's Happy Life"? !

"Come on, kid, come here." Grandpa Zhao waved to Wang Junlang with gentle eyes.

Wang Junlang's smile froze on his face, and he sensitively sensed that something was wrong with Zhao Huanghuang.

If it was the past, Zhao Huangwan would have told him and Yunhe to get the hell out in a panic and hysteria.

Also 'you come here'?

Taking sleeping pills and eating bad brain? ? ?

"Come here, kid, I'm not a tiger, and I won't eat you."

"Didn't I come here..."

"Son, see the clothes on the bed and the trash on the bedside table? Is that the puddle?"

"I saw..."

"Hey, okay, good boy, help me tidy up."

what?

Wang Junlang's eyes widened.

How dare Zhao Huangwan dare to ask him to help pack things?

"Don't be dazed, kid, didn't you come to help me? I know you've always been the obedient one, and you must have come here to take care of me as a patient. Hey, pity my old arms and legs... "

Zhao Zhenhe has a ruddy complexion, a loud voice, and is not shy.

He opened his eyes and said the most blind words, with the most (￣_￣) expression.

The refusal that Wang Junlang had just reached his lips was forced back by Zhao Huangwan with a few words.

With Yunhe standing aside, he could only honestly help clean up.

His original intention of dragging Li Yunhe here was to stimulate Zhao Huangwan, who had just recovered from his illness, but now it's fine, and he was turned into an army.

"Hey, the big gentleman next to him, yes, it's you."

Li Yunhe was suddenly named, and he felt like a world away.

Since he broke up with Zhao Huang, this was the first time he was called out, and his heart fluctuated.

"dusk..."

"Don't be dusk, it's almost dusk, look over there, do you see that thing next to Auntie's bed? It's that white pot with a tube in it?"

"I saw..."

"Help Auntie throw it away, okay?"

Grandpa Zhao's attitude is very kind.

Li Yunhe immediately agreed.

No matter what Dusk wants, he will give it to him to make up for his original ruthlessness.

He went to the old lady on the next bed, bent down and picked up the white jar, which was heavy.

"Huh!"

The old lady next door yelled loudly.

"I've lived for such a long time, and this is the first person to take the initiative to help me empty the urinal, thank you!"

Li Yunhe's hand froze. "...."

Weibo was paralyzed again.

The first hot search item——'The young genius Tang Zhi graduated with a doctor's degree'

Hot Search Article [-] - 'National Table Tennis Garbage Zhao Huang Hun Discharged'

Tang Zhi was lying on the bed with his head on his arms and his legs were shaking non-stop.

There is a Bluetooth speaker on his bed, and the LED lights rotate with the rhythm of the music.

"Like a unicorn, unicorn, I will find you. I will find you."

Tang Zhi hummed RAP softly to the music.

His room was covered with 'Michael Jackson' posters.

There is a skateboard on the cabinet, reflecting the metal light.

Tomorrow is Tang Zhi's 18th birthday.

The birthday gift that Papa Tang gave him was a villa in Jagab, USA.

Tang Zhi’s birthday gift to himself was a Ph.D. in computer science from MIT.

Tang Zhi slides the phone screen.

He frowned slightly when he saw the phrase 'National table tennis garbage Zhao Huang was discharged from the hospital' under his trending search.

He remembered this man.

Zhao Huang.

The Tang family enterprise is the largest sponsor of the table tennis national team.

Although the national table tennis has been going downhill since 2000, the Tang family enterprise has always supported the national table tennis in line with social responsibility.

However, no one expected that in September 2016, when the Zhao Huangwan doping scandal broke out, the Tang family enterprise would not have time to withdraw its capital.

Not only lost a large amount of investment, but also greatly damaged the corporate image, the stock plummeted, and blood collapsed all the way.

At that time, it was the darkest period for the Tang family. All the related industrial chains were implicated and suffered huge losses.

Fortunately, Brother Tang is a business genius and talented, so he can turn the tide and help the Tang family enterprise to go on the right track again.

Tang Zhi clicked into Zhao Huangwan's Weibo.

Zhao Huangwan's avatar was blank, and all Weibo posts were deleted, giving no chance to comment.

Young Master Tang Zhi's rebellious psychology immediately came to him.

Don't let him comment, he wants to comment!

He opened his Weibo, typed for a while, and clicked send.

The page was refreshed, and a brand new Weibo was released.

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Tang Zhi Leo: I heard that you still want to return to the national team after you are discharged from the hospital. Do you have the nerve? @ Zhao dusk

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After Tang Zhi finished posting Weibo, he stared at his phone for 10 minutes.

No beep, no reply.

cut.

Tang Zhi threw the phone aside.

Guoping is nothing but rubbish, how dare you reply to him.

He covered himself with a quilt printed all over Spider-Man.

Turn off the lights.

sleep!

Waking up the next morning, Tang Zhi habitually picked up the phone on the bedside table.

(Weibo client: You have three new replies.)

how?

Does this person really dare to return him? !

Tang Zhi opened Weibo, and the three replies popped up automatically.

[Zhao Huangwan: Hello, I fell asleep before ten o'clock yesterday. You sent me a message at 2 o'clock in the morning, so I didn't reply you in time. @唐纸Leo]

【Zhao Huang: I'm sorry. @唐纸Leo]

[Zhao Huangwan: Young people, drink plenty of hot water and go to bed earlier. @唐纸Leon]

Tang Zhi: "..."

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