Slag attack classification system

Zhao Zhenhe was woken up by being licked by a big yellow dog. When he opened his eyes, he saw the night sky full of stars. He touched his chest. There were two gradually healing holes on it. The blood had been stopped by the system.

It's ridiculous--

Zhao Zhenhe shook his head, not only his sympathy for Zhao Xiaxia's corpse being exposed on the street, but also his regret for the injustice that Zhao Xiaxia experienced since he was a child.

He supported Zhao Xiaxia's huge body of nearly 220 kilograms, and stood up against the wall. Zhao Zhenhe's original weight was very standard. He was 1.8 meters tall and weighed about 140 kilograms. This was the first time in his life that he felt the feeling of fat attached , Every time you take a step, the flesh on your body will shake cumbersomely.

It was the first time in his life that he became a fat man, and when he walked, his thigh bumped against his thigh, Zhao Zhenhe seemed to be carrying more than sixty catties of subway stones on his body——

In just a few minutes from standing up to now, the sweat on his head was streaming down. Fortunately, Zhao Xiatian often went out to do some hard work, and his muscle content was still guaranteed. Otherwise, Zhao Zhenhe might be tired and lying on the wall right now. up.

Zhao Zhenhe began to knock hard on the door with a "patta", ironically, the knock was on the door of his house, his throat was dry, and he especially wanted to chew a few purple peaches to quench his thirst, and then a pot of Longjing, the tea was fragrant——

"Here, here, who is knocking on the door this night." Tian Xiaochen carefully opened the door, "Zhao Xiaxia! How could it be you, aren't you..."

The two gunshots just now made Tian Xiaochen sleepless in the middle of the night. He thought Zhao Xiaxia had confessed to the outside.

"I'm sorry, I just ran in time. I didn't react in my brain at the time. I accidentally pushed you out. This was not my intention,"

Tian Xiaochen opened the door latch while talking, "It's good that you are fine, where have you been for such a long time, and you won't come back soon..."

Zhao Zhenhe walked into the house with a face as heavy as water, and the yellow dog behind him who had just woken him up also jumped into the threshold.

"Fat pig, are you hungry? I'm really hungry and tired if I haven't eaten all day. Go and do something. Let's fill our stomachs together..."

Tian Xiaochen followed Zhao Zhenhe step by step, "Fat pig...what are you looking for, and you don't pay attention to anyone."

Zhao Zhenhe bent down, and threw Tian Xiaochen's clothes, shoes, trousers, etc. scattered on the bed into the package one by one, and finally tied a knot with all his strength with his hands, and threw them back to Tian Xiaochen in the arms.

"What do you mean..."

Tian Xiaochen pinched his own package, "Are you - driving me away?"

Tian Xiaochen laughed angrily, "Zhao Xiaxia, are you here? I asked you if you were here? Didn't I just shut you out? I didn't do it on purpose. You can think about it. If I get out this time This door will never come back!"

Zhao Zhenhe raised his arms and pointed to the gate with a standard posture, "The gate faces west and the road faces east. Everyone is safe. Don't hesitate, please."

Tian Xiaochen: "..."

Zhao Xiaxia is serious?How could it be possible - Zhao Xia Tian would never treat himself like this... Where would he go at such a late night, he had already spent all his money.

"Xiamen... Hey, Xia Tian, ​​don't worry, I know you're feeling uncomfortable now, but look, you made this bed out of wood for me, and you said it was for me at the beginning .”

Tian Xiaoshen started to play the emotional card.

This bed is Zhao Xiaxia's birthday gift to Tian Xiaochen. It is made of good wood, and the mattress and quilt on it are the best. contrast.

"No." Zhao Zhenhe shook his head flatly, "I want to sleep in this bed now."

"That...then", Tian Xiaochen bit his lower lip, he had never been wronged like this before, "Then I will sleep on your bed."

Zhao Xiatian, just wait for me, until the day you regret it later.

"Someone is here." Zhao Zhenhe shook his hand.

"Who?"

Zhao Zhenhe pointed to the big yellow dog wagging its tail under his feet.

Tian Xiaochen: "..."

"Walk slowly, don't send."

Zhao Zhenhe didn't touch his bergamot for a long time, he seemed a little impatient, he personally pulled Tian Xiaochen who was standing there and wanted to give a speech, to the door, "Don't come back, the door won't open even if you knock. "

After Zhao Zhenhe closed the door, he patted his hands full of ashes, shook his head, and then walked into the house.

Tian Xiaochen stood outside the door, suspecting that he was dreaming, how could Zhao Xiaxia, who was always obedient to him, drive him out?

How can it be? !

.......

Zhao Zhenhe got a good night's sleep, woke up refreshed in the morning, and reflexively did a set of radio gymnastics for seniors.

one two three four five six seven eight.

Move your arms, promote blood circulation, and prevent spondylitis in the elderly.

Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Alternate the left and right leg presses to let the ligaments get used to stretching and prevent the aging of the muscles and bones.

Zhao Zhenhe then jumped and turned half in the air.

Zhao Zhenhe fell from mid-air - with a "bang", the movement was so loud that the yellow dog who was sleeping on the ground jumped up in fright.

Zhao Zhenhe held his buttocks and frowned. Zhao Xiaxia's weight is really not a joke. He helped the yellow dog to stand up and said to the yellow dog with a serious face, "From now on, your name will be It's called losing weight."

【It's time to lose weight...hahaha...】

The system didn't hold back its gloating laughter.

[This time.. Hahaha.. This time... Hahaha... There are three missions on this planet.

First, to help Zhao Xiaxia lose weight.

Second, it is Zhao Xiaxia's dream to sing at a grand song meeting.

Third, put Tian Xiaochen into garbage classification...hahaha...including taking away the person Tian Xiaochen likes to make him regret it. 】

'If Li Yunhe in the previous world was considered recyclable, this Tian Xiaochen can be said to be completely unrecyclable. '

Zhao Zhenhe searched the house for a long time but couldn't find any tea leaves. He sighed, took out the lotus leaves placed in the corner, washed them carefully, and tore them into pieces to make lotus leaf tea.

'Lotus leaf tea is beneficial for weight loss. Drinking more is also beneficial. Starting today, I will formulate a weight loss meal for this body. '

Health expert Zhao Zhenhe nodded, with rare excitement in his tone. He had read so many books by Bian Que, Hua Tuo, Sun Simiao, Zhang Zhongjing, and Li Shizhen, and it was time to use them.

Zhao Zhenhe is a practical person who does what he says, he immediately goes out to catch the morning market with his small coins, and looks around for any suitable ingredients for weight loss along the way.

For example, although brown rice is not as expensive as rice, it is the most suitable for fat people to eat to detoxify. For example, buy more eggs, and supplement protein every day to speed up metabolism. Eat less pork, too high in fat and not easy to digest.. .

At the other end of the market, there was a group of gorgeously dressed people, they surrounded Young Marshal Tang who was sitting on a steed horse in the center, courting him openly and secretly.

"Little Marshal Tang Zhi, you are really special for a few days. You used to go to restaurants and song shops to find beauties. Why do you want to find beauties in the market today?"

"How do you understand the elegant taste of Young Marshal Tang? This workshop is a good place for beauties to appear in the market. Haven't you heard of lotus blooming out of mud without being stained? Just say that the tofu beauty at the head of the city, don't you have eyes? Did you see it straight?"

Young Marshal Tang was sitting on the horse, and the rising sun was shining gently on his face. The young man was tall and tall, with broad shoulders and long legs. His eyebrows and eyes were exquisite and aggressive. The moment everyone raised their eyes, everyone seemed to see a corner in a picture album. verve.

Top notch good looks.

There was a cynical smile on the corner of his mouth, "Today I want to play a big game, regardless of the person's appearance, body shape and ability, it depends on which one I choose from this new horse when I sit down. "

Everyone knows that Marshal Tang Zhi loves horses the most. The new horse he sits on is a noble horse just brought from Persia. I heard that this kind of horse has excellent taste, can distinguish people's hearts, and is closest to kind and honest people. When encountering people with bad intentions, they will scream and back away in panic. People in Persia once used this kind of horse to judge cases.

"Young Marshal Tang is wise!"

Young Marshal Tang's smile did not fall, he wanted to see which horse this horse would pick today.

Zhao Zhenhe squinted his eyes and carefully selected the carrots in the stall. Carrots are very effective. They can not only nourish the liver and improve eyesight, but also clear away heat and detoxify. When Zhao Zhenhe was still on the earth, he would use carrots to squeeze a cup of vegetable juice every day at noon before eating. .

He held up the carrots to identify the good ones that didn't split or crack.

"Hey hiss—"

A long cry came out of nowhere, and a cry came from nowhere, and then there was the sound of kicking and trampling galloping horses' hoofs, Zhao Zhenhe felt that the sound was coming towards him, getting closer, getting closer——

He was holding a carrot, but his body didn't react, he just felt a gust of wind behind him, and then there was another "咴咴咴咱咱" sound. The huge creature lowered its head with a long hiss and snatched away the carrot in his hand, and was "squeezing" Kacha" has to be chewed.

Zhao Zhenhe's 220-jin body was sweating profusely from the fright. This horse is menacing, as if it wants to eat people!

He twisted his sore neck, and slowly, slowly turned back—the first glance fell into a pair of smiling eyes—

A young man in military uniform smiled calmly at Zhao Zhenhe on the horse. He took off the leather glove on his right hand and stretched out his hand towards Zhao Zhenhe, his voice flowing like a clear spring.

"You are the one."