Suburban No. 44
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Lou Mingming followed Xie Huan's pace and withdrew from the formation, but the arrows kept coming.
In my ears, besides the sound of the rain of arrows breaking through the wind, there seemed to be... laughter.
A laugh that is neither male nor female, like a monster or an evil.
Someone reversed the formation!
No, it's not a reversal to be exact, it's the ground being destroyed from the bottom up, causing the formation to reverse in disorder!
Seeing that Xie Huan got into the wrong position of the formation, more and more arrows were shot at him, Yan Xiaolou jumped to his side, trying to help him block the arrows from the empty door behind him, but Xie Huan Turning around suddenly, he waved the silver chain in his hand and broke the arrow effortlessly.
Yan Xiaolou raised his eyebrows, don't give him a chance to be a hero to save the beauty.
The arrows rained non-stop.
Xie Huan glanced at him, and suddenly grabbed his collar, as if wanting to lead him to jump out of the arrow array with Qinggong, but Yan Xiaolou said: "Don't move!"
Reversing the formation is no small matter. If you follow the original method, if you don't keep it neat, it will trigger other organs.
The ground trembled more and more.
Yan Xiaolou looked carefully at the ground while blocking the rain of arrows, and suddenly said: "Xie Ahuan, first go to the Tianshu position, then turn to the Yang position, then go to the Tianshu and retreat to the Tianxuan position."
After Yan Xiaolou was about to get up, he felt that Xie Huan suddenly grabbed his collar, and then Xie Huan carried him out on tiptoe as he said.
Yan Xiaolou was just carried by him like this, the collar of his collar made him breathless and stuck out his tongue.
"Thank you, Ahuan, even if you are worried that I won't be able to get out of the arrow formation, you don't have to carry me. It makes me feel so uncomfortable. You can hold my hand, put your arms around my waist, put my shoulders..." Before Yan Xiaolou could finish his sentence, Xie Huan let go of his hand suddenly, and he fell directly to the ground, eating shit like a dog.
Yan Xiaolou got up, biting the dirt in his mouth, and saw that they finally retreated from the formation, and the rain of arrows finally stopped.
Standing a hundred steps away, he looked at the blood crow that died of exhaustion on the wall.
The exquisite demon-slaying sword in the north of the mountain, and the blood crow of the Yan family in the south of the Yangtze River.
The art of driving away the blood crows is the unique secret art of the Jiangnan Yan family. The blood crows can only be found in Yutang Mountain, the secret site of the Yan family, and they were all expelled when Yan Xiaolou fled Jiangnan. They would not appear unless he summoned them. Now , but it appears here.
Moreover, all the blood was emptied by the blood-drawing technique of the Demon Slayer Sword.
After all, have you chased to Yunzhou?
The blood crow died from Linglong's demon-slaying sword energy. It should be that the Linglong family chased to Yunzhou and found the trace of the blood crow to kill. perish.
So, the members of Linglong's family are also nearby.
It was rare for Yan Xiaolou to stand quietly for a while, closing his eyes and wondering what he was thinking. After a while, he raised his eyes again, returning to the previous unruliness and unruliness.
"Xie Ahuan, it's okay if you don't let me go this time. Look, someone is going to hunt and kill me. I'm a great person! If you don't let me go, be careful to get you No. 44 into trouble."
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Xie Huan said: "But I think it's troublesome to let you go."
Yan Xiaolou was puzzled, "Why?"
Xie Huan said: "Your enemies are definitely nearby at this moment. If you don't go out, they can't be sure that you are inside No. 44, so naturally they don't dare to trespass; if you go out and they find out, they will think that No. 44 is protecting you." , maybe he will be angry with No. 44, but not necessarily."
... It made sense, but he was speechless!
Yan Xiaolou was silent for a while, then suddenly walked up to Xie Huan with a raised smile, and leaned closer to him, "Xie Ahuan, are you reluctant to part with me? Say it earlier, if you said earlier, I would not leave, haha ..."
Sure enough, Xie Huan's silver chain swung over again, Yan Xiaolou took the opportunity to jump to a nearby tree, Xie Huan followed closely, but saw that Yan Xiaolou didn't run anymore, but grabbed Xie Huan's neck instead, He made a "shh" motion to signal him to look down.
There was a sudden strange sound from the trembling ground, the roar of a man and a beast, and the sound of loose soil. Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the ground!
That hand was blue-gray, like a corpse that had been alienated.
"It's a corpse." Yan Xiaolou said, seeing Xie Huan staring at him displeasedly, he whispered, "Oh, don't be angry, didn't you have time to explain just now, your meek nature, you only move when you hit me fastest."
Xie Huan: ...
Yan Xiaolou continued to whisper: "It should be that after I fled here, a few blood crows came here after my scent, and were discovered by the Linglong family, and as you said, there are many traps on No. If you dare to trespass, you can only go underground."
Xie Huan broke away from his hand hooking his neck, but lowered his voice cooperatively, "I heard that the status of the Linglong clan in the Taoist family is second only to Tianyi Pavilion, the current head of the family, Longyuan, who is the number one family in the world." How can you raise these things when you are called a gentleman?"
Yan Xiaolou said: "Man, who doesn't have a dark side? It is precisely because he is known as the number one gentleman in the world that Long Yuan's mask is thicker than others. In order to keep the title of number one in the world, he has some dirty methods. You can’t do it in the face, so you can only do it with the back of the corpse.”
When he said these words, a trace of coldness flashed across Yan Xiaolou's eyes.
Xie Huan looked at him.
Sensing Xie Huan's gaze, Yan Xiaolou laughed silently at him again, "What are you looking at?"
Xie Huan looked away.
Yan Xiaolou devoted all his attention to the increasing number of corpses lying on the ground. They had crawled out of the ground completely, their bodies were bent, and they were looking for the breath of living people with their heads up.
Just as Xie Huan moved his head away, Yan Xiaolou stretched out his paws, Xie Huan immediately shot him with murderous eyes, Yan Xiaolou covered his mouth and nose with one hand, and his own with the other, raising his eyebrows at him.
Voldemort's five senses have deteriorated, but his sense of smell is still sensitive, and he has always relied on his sense of smell to find the smell of living people.
Xie Huan wanted to say that he was not afraid, or that he could cover his mouth and nose by himself, but Yan Xiaolou covered his mouth and nose, and he couldn't say anything. stare at him.
Yan Xiaolou then winked at Xie Huan, implying that he would let these corpses look for a while, and then go back to report to Linglong's family after finding them, and say that they didn't see him, so No. 44 would be safe for the time being.
Xie Huan then glared back angrily, why he understood when he winked, but he couldn't understand what he wanted to express in his eyes!
In fact, it can't be blamed that Yan Xiaolou can't understand, it's really because Xie Huan's eyes are cold and calm no matter what time he is, ghosts can understand what it means.
Voldemort is actually very similar to zombies. After death, the soul is separated from the body, and the corpse is resurrected in a special way, and then driven to obey the orders of the person.
The difference is that zombies are slightly more powerful than Voldemort Zombies, but they are corpses after all, with stiff limbs, so they have less flexibility; as the name suggests, Voldemort Zombies can burrow into the ground and hide in the ground on weekdays, and their limbs are sometimes as hard as iron. Sometimes soft as cartilage, much more flexible than zombies, but weaker in attack.
Although zombies and Voldemort are both corpses and have no self-awareness, zombies are generally controlled by a certain method, such as a certain musical instrument, a certain voice, or a certain person, so zombies will only obey specific orders; They are domesticated artificially and have a large number. Although they have no subjective consciousness, they are very easy to obey their masters, all kinds of masters.
But both zombies and Voldemort have one thing in common, that is - they cannot be killed.
This kind of thing can be resurrected infinitely, not afraid of injury or pain, no matter how many times it is knocked down, it will stand up, unless the body is completely smashed into pieces, otherwise the consumption will be endless, and if you want to beat a Voldemort or zombie until it is completely smashed Easier said than done.
Then, a few corpses fell into the death formation by mistake, and the rain of arrows hit the sky again, and a few others triggered other traps, and various traps came one after another. Yan Xiaolou watched in fear from the tree , Xindao, the No. 44 agency really doesn't need money.
But even with so many arrow rain traps, those corpses who fell on the ground were indeed shot into a sieve, but they didn't shed a single drop of blood, and they kept shooting down and standing up again and again.
After struggling for several times, they still couldn't smell the smell of living people, and they finally crawled back to the ground slowly.
Yan Xiaolou and the two had held their breath for too long. Seeing that the lying corpses had left, Yan Xiaolou let go of Xie Huan, and he was also relieved.
However, the last corpse hadn't completely left. After smelling the breath of Yan Xiaolou and Xie Huan, it suddenly opened its eyes and crawled out from the ground again.
Before this one disturbed the other corpses, Xie Huan flew down and kicked the corpse to the ground. He stepped on the back of the corpse and exerted a little force, and the corpse moved. no.
Yan Xiaolou followed him down from the tree, in order to prevent the corpse from calling back those who had left just now, in desperation, Yan Xiaolou could only bite his finger and write a string on the corpse's back. The rune, the Voldemort really didn't move.
"Fortunately, there is only one." Yan Xiaolou heaved a sigh of relief.
Xie Huan withdrew his foot and looked at him, Yan Xiaolou looked at himself in wonder, and then looked at him in wonder, "What's wrong?" What's wrong with me?Still very handsome.
"Your arm is injured." Xie Huan pointed to his arm, which was scratched by a sharp arrow.
Yan Xiaolou was stunned for a moment before realizing, "Yeah, then why did I bite my finger, the blood on my arm was so terrible...haha..."
Xie Huan's forehead twitched slightly, what is so stupid to be so proud of?
Yan Xiaolou said: "The Linglong family doesn't know who sent them here, but they saw the arrow wound on Voldemort's corpse, so they should know that No. 44 is not a place where you can go in and out. Accident."
Yan Xiaolou didn't use the Yan family's signature mystical skills, so he shouldn't be suspicious.
"However, this corpse must be disposed of properly without leaving any traces, otherwise other Voldemort corpses will still find me after following his scent," Yan Xiaolou said.
"It's not difficult." Xie Huan picked a leaf from the tree casually, put it in his mouth and blew it gently.
He casually played a melodious tune. In the darkness, Yan Xiaolou could only hear a hissing sound coming from behind him, like...a snake?
Yan Xiaolou looked back, only to see four Guoshan Fengs as thick as Yan Xiaolou's wrists lying behind him at some point!
Yan Xiaolou was instantly dumbfounded.
Xie Huan dropped the leaf, glanced at the four winds, and after knowing the four winds, he rushed towards Yan Xiaolou.
Yan Xiaolou blinked in fright, only to realize that the four snakes were not rushing towards him, but the corpse lying on the ground.
"That..." After a long time, Yan Xiaolou finally opened his mouth with difficulty, "This, this, this is an old corpse, your snake won't... make you tummy?"
"It's okay, they eat it often." Xie Huan put his hands behind his back.
Yan Xiaolou: ...
The one he ate last time also grew up eating corpses...
After a while, the corpse of Voldemort was left with only a skeleton, but these snakes seemed to eat even the bones, and as they ate and ate, one snake stopped eating, turned to look at Yan Xiaolou, raised its head and hissed Spit out the letter.
These snakes seemed to eat even the bones, and as they ate and ate, one snake stopped eating and turned to look at Yan Xiaolou, raising its head and hissing.
Yan Xiaolou jumped in front of Xie Huan, slipped under his arms, and hid behind him.
It's okay to fight alone with one, but four!They are all poisonous!They are so thick!
"Xie Huan, thank you, thank you, help, help, help..." Yan Xiaolou put his arms around Xie Huan's waist, shrank behind Xie Huan, separated his legs to clamp his legs, and hung on Xie Huan's body.
And Xie Huan was stunned the moment Yan Xiaolou pounced on him, and immediately wanted to tear him away with a dark face, but Yan Xiaolou hugged him tightly, and he would not let go, and did not move for a long time.
"Let go!" Xie Huan gritted his teeth.
"No, no, no, help, help, help, Xie Huan, why does it keep looking at me? Isn't it going to bite me?" Yan Xiaolou almost bit his own tongue.
Xie Huan looked back at him suspiciously, "Because you ate its concubine!"
Yan Xiaolou: ...
Yan Xiaolou hugged him tighter and tighter, and he clung to Xie Huan's back. Xie Huan couldn't shake him off, so he could only cast a look at the snake and said, "Forget it, I don't really like it messing about."
Guo Shanfeng drooped his head sadly, crawled back and continued to eat the corpse.
Seeing it go, Yan Xiaolou heaved a sigh of relief, fell off Xie Huan's back limply, and was about to stand up when he saw the greenness on Xie Huan's feet.
Xie Huan turned around to leave, but Yan Xiaolou stopped him, "Oh no, Xie Ahuan, when you kicked that corpse just now, you got poison from his body."
Xie Huan looked at his feet, disapproving.
"You can't go anymore, the corpse poison will run faster once you move."
Xie Huan ignored him and walked around him to continue walking. He just turned around when he felt Yan Xiaolou rushing towards him again. Thinking that Xiaolou came prepared.
Taking advantage of his sideways position, Yan Xiaolou put one hand under his armpit and the other around his leg, making him hug him up!
Xie Huan's eyes suddenly widened.
"Oh, don't be shy. Anyway, I can't leave today, so I will show mercy and do good deeds." Yan Xiaolou rolled his eyebrows at him, "Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. This is what I should do." of."
Then he carried Xie Huan, who was still in shock and hadn't recovered, back to the wooden house.
And then, Yan Xiaolou's earth-shattering cry came from the cabin——
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The author has something to say: The pet snake baby is online again, don’t be afraid, there are all kinds of strange pets~
Regarding the identification of zombies and Voldemort corpses, the setting of this article is as follows. Simply put, zombies are like Tibetan mastiffs, which only listen to their masters, or know something from their masters; The people in this house are all the masters, what are they doing.
There will be all kinds of corpses in this article, sorry, Mr. Ming is addicted to writing about haunting, even if the writing is jerky, but recently he has really become addicted to writing ghost novels...
☆, I feed you
Early the next morning, Dongqing went to Yan Xiaolou to test the medicine again.
Holding the medicine bottle, he thought, what's wrong with the boss recently, in the past, his disciples did all kinds of medicines, but recently the boss suddenly became fond of medicines, and they were all weird medicines.
However, when Dongqing arrived at Liandongyuan, she didn't see anyone from Yan Xiaolou.
Since Yan Xiaolou went out before dawn, he naturally went to the bamboo forest again.
"Xie Ahuan, I'm here again~" Yan Xiaolou pushed open the door with a bang, "I won't see you for a night, don't you think I don't want to?"
I saw Xie Huan sitting sleepily on the mat on the ground, glaring at him viciously and sinisterly, as if he hadn't woken up.
"No, what time is it, can't afford it, oh, look, why haven't you cleaned up your rotten bed, and confiscated yesterday's bowl..."
Xie Huan seemed to have given up on him, and seemed to be really sleepy, so he simply let him talk endlessly, and planned to lie down and go back to sleep.
Yan Xiaolou's side had already lifted the lid of the food box, and the scent wafted out immediately. He didn't say a word, but just took the food out of the food box and put it on the table, and then he sat in front of the table with Erlang's legs crossed. The chin looked at Xie Huan.
Finally, Xie Huan sat up, walked to the table with a gloomy face, and stared at the things in the bowl.
According to old habits, Yan Xiaolou knew that if he didn't take the initiative to speak first, this Mr. Xie's family would be bored forever.
He could only look at him with his chin up, made a gesture of invitation, and said, "Let's have breakfast."
Xie Huan softened his face, but he has a gloomy face all year round, there is almost no difference between soft and not soft.
"What is this?"
"Noodles." Yan Xiaolou said.
Xie Huan frowned, "Why are the noodles one by one?"
"This is noodles, have you ever eaten them?" Yan Xiaolou asked with wide-eyed eyes.
Xie Huan remained silent.
"...Do you want to try it?"
"it is good."
...It's rare to answer so simply.
Xie Huan sat down and picked up the noodle bowl. He picked up the chopsticks and tried to pick up a noodle, but it was probably the first time he ate noodles. Either the pinch broke or he couldn't pick it up. After tossing for a long time, he didn't eat a single noodle.
"Oh, I can't do it anymore, if I don't, hahaha..." Yan Xiaolou was covering his stomach and rolling on the ground laughing, "Xie Huan, why are you so funny, hahaha..."
Slap!Xie Huan slammed his chopsticks on the table!
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I will teach you, I will teach you~"
Originally, Xie Huan was just a little bit ashamed, but when he heard his words "I'll teach you", and thought that he had to be taught to eat, he couldn't help being even more annoyed, and he slapped down again, causing the table to crack.
"Calm down, Xie Ahuan, it's not good for you to smash things when you're angry...don't smash it, don't smash it, you won't be able to sit if you crack the stool..."
Fortunately, the table was only cracked and not broken, and it was barely usable. Yan Xiaolou suppressed a smile and sat back, took Xie Huan's noodle bowl, and held up a pair of chopsticks to show him.
Xie Huan was not very satisfied, mainly because he was worried that eating this way would rub the corner of his mouth.
Yan Xiaolou grinned and said, "How about I feed you?"
The cracks on the table got bigger...
"Okay, okay, calm down, take your hands off the table first..."
Yan Xiaolou could only teach him another way, and finally taught him to pick up a piece of noodles and roll them up on the chopsticks, and put them into the mouth after being rolled up, so that it would not rub against the corner of his mouth.
After tossing and tossing for so long, the noodles were already lumpy, but Xie Huan couldn't eat them, after all, he had never even eaten, but Yan Xiaolou stopped him.
"Don't eat it, it's a lump."
"Tuo?" Obviously he didn't quite understand the meaning.
"It's just not tasty."
Xie Huan glanced at the noodle bowl and said, "It's okay."
"Oh, it's my fault. I shouldn't make you noodles." Yan Xiaolou wanted to take back the noodle bowl, but Xie Huan didn't let it go. Get something else to eat."
After finishing speaking, Yan Xiaolou put the bowl back into the food box, Xie Huan could only stare at him displeasedly, after all, he couldn't do something like grabbing food from others, so he could only continue to stare viciously. Written by Yan Xiaolou.
It's just that Yan Xiaolou didn't see any viciousness in this look, but rather resentment...
"Hey? Why hasn't your corpse poison been dealt with yet?" Yan Xiaolou noticed that the green aura on Xie Huan's feet was still there, and even became heavier. He couldn't help shaking his head, "Young Master Xie, you are too You can’t take care of yourself anymore, look, look, oops, if you go on like this, you will become a Voldemort.”
"Will not."
"The mouth is still quite stiff." Yan Xiaolou had a flash of inspiration, and said clearly, "Do you not know how to detoxify the corpse?"
Before Xie Huan could answer, Yan Xiaolou waved his hand again and said, "That's all, come on, come with me."
Xie Huan turned his face away, the intention of rejection was obvious, he was short of writing "I hate you" on his face.
Yan Xiaolou got used to it and didn't want the food box anymore, so he bent over and stretched out his hand towards Xie Huan.
If he hadn't paid attention to his manners, Xie Huan would definitely jump out, but because of his attention to his manners, he couldn't jump, so he could only get up to avoid it, but before he had time, Yan Xiaolou was about to hug him again.
Xie Huan could only push him with his hands, "You, what are you doing?"
Yan Xiaolou spread his hands, "If you don't come with me, I can only use this method."
"I'm fine, don't worry about it." Xie Huan pushed him away.
Yan Xiaolou withdrew his hand embarrassingly, "Alright then."
Seeing him get up, Xie Huan breathed a sigh of relief, but Yan Xiaolou suddenly took out a talisman from his bosom, and stuck it on his back, Xie Huan couldn't move for a moment.
Yan Xiaolou drew this overnight after seeing Voldemort's corpse last night, just in case.
Yan Xiaolou sighed at him, hey, you are so serious in life, it's boring.
Yan Xiaolou originally wanted to continue hugging him, but then he thought it was not too close to the Lonicera Garden, so it would be better to carry him on his back, so he bent down and carried Xie Huan on his back, got up and left.
As for Xie Huan, the moment his acupoints were tapped, his face turned black with a tinge of red, all in all it was wonderful.
"Hey? Xie Ahuan, thank you Ahuan, I didn't seal your dumb acupoint, why didn't you talk? Why didn't you scold me?" After speaking, Yan Xiaolou wanted to slap himself helplessly.
Xie Huan ignored him, lying on his back with a gloomy face, his face was getting darker and redder...
Yan Xiaolou hummed a little tune casually, "Brother, you have to walk slowly, don't drop the little sister on your back~~"
Xie Huan: ...
Until entering the door of Lonicera Garden, Xie Huan finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "You pester me in every possible way, why?!"
Yan Xiaolou was quite embarrassed, "Then what, I'm flattering you, am I afraid that you will tell about my escape last night?"
"Are you sure you're trying to please?"
Yan Xiaolou nodded vigorously, "Of course, otherwise I will let the big girl not carry it, what are you doing carrying you, a big man? You are the first man I carry!" Yan Xiaolou's tone was deep and meaningful.
Xie Huan: ...
Dongqing had already left the Honeysuckle Garden. Yan Xiaolou carried Xie Huan to the bed and sat down. He brought a basin and filled it with half a basin of glutinous rice. Luckily, he was on guard against any zombies that fell on the ground and zombies would come to trouble him. Always prepare glutinous rice, otherwise it is really not enough.
Putting the glutinous rice basin at Xie Huan's feet, Yan Xiaolou took off Xie Huan's amulet and jumped onto the beam.
Xie Huan sat on the bed without moving, just raised his head and stared at him.
"Oh, don't be angry. I'm doing it for your own good. The corpse poison is very serious. If you don't treat it, you will either be transformed into a dead body or have your limbs amputated... You, you, don't hit me..."
Xie Huan stared at him for a while before finally looking away, but he was still too angry to say a word.
Only then did Yan Xiaolou heave a sigh of relief, hugging the beam and grinning again: "Okay Xie Huan, don't get angry with me, take off your shoes and socks, soak your feet with glutinous rice, and I'll cook some for you Eat glutinous rice porridge."
After finishing speaking, Yan Xiaolou jumped off the beam, and then ran non-stop to the kitchen in the courtyard, fearing that Xie Huan would strike him with his palm.
In fact, Xie Huan didn't move at all, and didn't even leave the bed. It wasn't until the sound of pots and pans came from the kitchen that Xie Huan finally moved, and slowly took off his shoes and socks.
The glutinous rice porridge was cooking slowly, and Yan Xiaolou was busy in the kitchen. He seemed to feel a scorching stare staring at him. He raised his head and looked at the window wonderingly, only to see Xie Huan quietly turning his face away.
Was he looking at himself just now?Are you looking at yourself?What are you looking at yourself for?Thinking about which move to use to stop myself from jumping onto the beam?Was he really looking at himself just now?
Yan Xiaolou looked towards the window uncertainly, but saw Xie Huan quietly looking away again.
... Did he look at himself again?
Xie Huan likes that the glutinous rice in the basin is gradually turning light blue, and the greenness on his feet is gradually fading away. In his ears, there is the sound of pots and pans in the kitchen, as well as the man talking to himself. .
After a long time, the sound from the kitchen stopped.
"Hey, thank you, Ahuan."
Yan Xiaolou sat on the window, holding a tray and waving at him.
He sat with the backlight, and the bright sunlight hit his body in purple clothes, which was extraordinarily dazzling.
Xie Huan stopped looking at him and said calmly, "Your room has a door."
Yan Xiaolou jumped in from the window indifferently, put the tray on the table, walked up to him and checked carefully, "Well, the corpse poison has almost been dissolved, and it should be fine after eating glutinous rice porridge for a few days. Let’s get up and eat porridge.”
Yan Xiaolou returned to the table and he waved.
Xie Huan quietly put on his shoes and socks and walked to the table, but did not sit down.
Yan Xiaolou looked at him in bewilderment, and saw Xie Huan with his hands behind his back, his whole body seemed extremely uncomfortable, and his eyes looked to the side from time to time.
Yan Xiaolou followed his line of sight without knowing why, but there was nothing there, just a basin stand and a water basin.
and many more.
Yan Xiaolou looked at him, "Don't you want to wash up?"
Xie Huan didn't need to answer, just looking at his expression, Yan Xiaolou knew that he had guessed right, also, he hadn't gotten up when he went, and he was kidnapped here by himself, so he didn't have time to wash up.
"Oh, you don't need to be so particular, you won't get sick if you don't do anything clean! Sit down and eat!" Yan Xiaolou pulled him to sit down.
Xie Huan avoided it with a cold face. Seeing that there was a well in the courtyard, he turned to get a basin.
Yan Xiaolou picked up the water basin and walked out before him, and said as he walked, "Okay, I'm afraid of you, you still have residual poison on your body, so don't move around, I'll fetch water for you."
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The author has something to say: I used to be attacked by all kinds of domineering and taking advantage of others. This is the first time I have been attacked. The more I write, the happier I am.
I found that this novel attracted a group of foodie readers~~
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Let's talk about Xie Huan, Yan Xiaolou seems really weird, is it interesting to live so serious and dull all day long?It feels like the old monk in the temple, oh no, the young monk, living such a pure life with no desires or desires.
When we met for the first time, he looked like he wanted to kill himself, right?In the end, because my hands were dirty, I actually went back to wash my hands!This time the meal was already on the table, and she actually had to wash something up, tsk tsk, it would be nice to live as recklessly as myself.
Yan Xiaolou sat at the table and looked at him with his chin in his hand, just smiled.
But should I say it or not, the action is still very beautiful, it is obviously just a washing action, and it is so gentle and elegant.
Because Xie Huan was quarreled by Yan Xiaolou from a dream. Not only did he not wash, but his hair was not combed. down.
Therefore, Yan Xiaolou, who was born with a slack in his bones, leaned over again, and stretched out his hand to untie his hair tie.
Sensing Yan Xiaolou's approach, Xie Huan flashed out and looked at him in astonishment.
Yan Xiaolou shook the headband in his hand, "What are you afraid of? I just saw that your hair was messed up and wanted to tie it up again... Why are you blushing again? Haha, Xie Ahuan didn't mean me, why did you tell me? Like a big girl, blushing at every turn, then I hug you and carry you, you still have to hold me accountable, haha..."
Sure enough, Xie Huan raised his palm and struck again.
For a long time, Yan Xiaolou hugged Fang Liang and begged for mercy, "I was wrong, I was wrong, I will never dare again, A Huan, A Huan, Xie Huan, please let me go, I have a gift Give it to you, you see!"
Yan Xiaolou lay on the beam of the house, as if juggling, he took out two eggs out of nowhere.
Although Xie Huan has been bewitched by the chef for many years, he has seen eggs before, this really can't tempt him.Anyway, this house is not his own, since he won't come down, Xie Huan thought about cutting off the beams and forgetting about it.
Seeing his intentions, Yan Xiaolou hurriedly yelled: "This is not an egg, this is not an egg! This is a tea egg!"
Xie Huan paused.
To prove it, Yan Xiaolou knocked the egg on the beam and peeled off a circle of shell, "Look! The inside is brown. These are tea eggs, not ordinary boiled eggs!"
Seeing Xie Huan withdraw his hand, Yan Xiaolou breathed a sigh of relief, he knew that Xie Huan must have never eaten.
He jumped down from the beam, coaxed Xie Huan to sit down at the table, took out two bowls of porridge from the casserole, gave one bowl to him and the other to himself, and then brought the intact tea egg to him .
Glutinous rice porridge with tea eggs, what more can one ask for in life so far!
"It would be even better if it was paired with a jar of Junzishang, a special product of Yunzhou!" Yan Xiaolou couldn't help but said.
Xie Huan is speechless, why is porridge paired with white wine better...
"Eat it, eat it, I won't hire you." After speaking, Yan Xiaolou peeled off the tea egg completely, and took a bite.
Xie Huan took the clean tea egg and looked for a gap to attack.
Yan Xiaolou was about to ask him why he didn't eat, but he heard a knock on the door, it turned out to be the boy who brought food.The boy doesn't need to deliver meals to Yan Xiaolou now, but he always sends some vegetables, meat, noodles and so on every now and then.
He threw the remaining half tea egg into the porridge bowl and went out.
"You haven't been here for a few days, my food stockpile is almost gone." Yan Xiaolou said.
Although the people in this house are all as indifferent as walking dead, but according to Yan Xiaolou's temperament, stones can make him warm up, and every time someone comes, he has to pester him for a long time, which makes it obvious that although they are not in harmony now. Much warmer.
"Recently, there are a lot of orders in the house and the business is busy." The boy said.
Yan Xiaolou said, "Shanzi? What list? I still don't know what your so-called shop at No. 44 actually sells."
The boy didn't answer, but just handed him the vegetable basket.
Knowing that he, a servant, knew very little, Yan Xiaolou didn't ask any more questions, but flipped through the vegetable basket and asked, "Is there any glutinous rice?"
"No, you didn't say you want glutinous rice." The boy said.
"Okay, brother Jun, please come back tomorrow and bring me more glutinous rice, the more the better."
"No problem, wrap it on me."
Yan Xiaolou thought for a while, then grabbed the boy by the neck and turned around, pointing towards the room, "Do you think..."
Yan Xiaolou was taken aback before finishing his sentence.
Did Xie Huan use chopsticks to fork the half tea egg in his bowl?After forking away, throw the unpeeled tea egg into your own bowl, right?Did he eat the half tea egg?
That half tea egg... I must have bitten it myself...
"Why?" The boy pushed his arm.
Yan Xiaolou came back to his senses, then whispered to him, "Do you know him?"
The boy looked into the room, paused for a moment, then shook his head, "He is not from the East Chamber."
Of course Yan Xiaolou knew that he was the only drug slave in the east chamber, and the servants in the east chamber had all seen it himself, let alone Xie Huan's dress.
The boy said: "The affairs of the different chambers of the house are not negotiated with each other. If he is not from the east chamber, I would not know him."
Xie Huan had already finished his porridge and came out, he glanced at the vegetable and meat noodles in Yan Xiaolou's hands expressionlessly, and was about to leave.
Yan Xiaolou raised his leg and stepped on the door frame, blocking his way and not letting him go.
"Are you going back?" Yan Xiaolou asked.
"Ah."
"Don't go, don't go, you will stay there when you go back, talk to me." Yan Xiaolou said.
Xie Huan looked at the boy whose neck was hooked by him, and said, "No need, you are not bored."
Yan Xiaolou said, "No, no, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored."
Xie Huan said, "I'm not free."
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm free, I'm free," Yan Xiaolou abandoned his servant and wanted to hook Xie Huan's neck, but he moved away from him. He laughed and said, "Where are you going, it's the same if I accompany you." .”
Probably because they felt it was too embarrassing for them in the East Chamber, the servant grabbed Yan Xiaolou's clothes with his forehead, Yan Xiaolou looked at the servant in puzzlement, and the servant cast a complicated look.
The two were speechless.
Xie Huan glanced at him, and saw that his eyes were full of dissatisfaction and disgust, "Hooking shoulders and backs, flirting with eyebrows, it's not a rule!"
Yan Xiaolou gave him a sideways glance, "What nonsense are you talking about? This is friendship between men, pure friendship and pure friendship! It's like Dong Xian and Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty, Duke Ling of Wei and Mi Zixia, King Gong of Chu and King Ai of the Han Dynasty. Mr. An Ling!"
Xie Huan looked at him for a while, then suddenly raised his hand, and Yan Xiaolou quickly jumped onto the wall.
Don't look at this Xie Huan just raised his hand, his hand is full of the air of a knife, his arm is gone with one hand!
"what are you doing?!"
"Isn't it Dong Xian and Emperor Han Ai? I'll help you break your arm."
"It's a broken sleeve, not an arm!" Yan Xiaolou shouted.
Xie Huan remained calm, "When the arm is broken, the sleeve is also broken."
Yan Xiaolou: ...
The boy's side has already left.
Xie Huan also left.
Yan Xiaolou lay on the wall for a long time by himself.
I jumped too fast just now, I twisted my foot...
The next day, Holly came again.
Yan Xiaolou felt guilty for a while, worried that he knew about his escape and came to settle accounts with him.
"Actually, why do you need it?" Dongqing said, "You are a drug slave. It is understandable to try drugs. What can you do if you don't try them? The boss will change the formation outside your courtyard so that you can't go out. I won’t let the servant come to deliver food to you again, so that you don’t have to eat. Anyway, this medicine is definitely not a fatal poison. It’s better to eat it than to starve to death.”
Listen, listen, is this a human language?Yan Xiaolou thought he was shameless enough, but he didn't expect the boss of No. 44 to be even worse!
"Don't worry, today's medicine is neither a rippling heart nor a fragrance in the clouds." Dongqing took out a blue pill.
"It's not just these two kinds." Yan Xiaolou took it and stuffed it into his mouth.
Dongqing said again: "This medicine is called Painful Heart Pill. The boss said, if you cry a little longer, you won't think about hooking up with people every day and breaking arms and sleeves."
... How many bosses are there in this house? !
Sure enough, he was targeting him to punish him!
This medicine is called Painful Heart Pill, as the name suggests, it will keep crying after taking it, no matter how happy it is, it will cry like a dead father.Yan Xiaolou's eyes were swollen like walnuts, even if he opened his eyelids, the tears still couldn't stop flowing down.
He took the charcoal pencil and walked towards the wall.
"What are you doing?" Holly asked.
Yan Xiaolou said, "I also want to write a suicide note on the wall."
……
As usual, Dongqing sat at the table and began to record, but in the past when he was taking medicine test records, he would always stare at Yan Xiaolou, writing down his symptoms and onset time, etc., but today his mind was not on Yan Xiaolou. Instead, he stared at the booklet in his hand, flicking his eyebrows and pausing from time to time, as if he was worried about something.
Yan Xiaolou leaned over to look while wiping away his tears, and it turned out that this was an order record book, all of which were business orders on the 44th.Yan Xiaolou looked at it more seriously, just as he had been wondering, what kind of business is No. 44 doing?
The first order, to help rich man Chen find his abducted son?
The second order, hoping to become a world-renowned cultivator?
The third order, hoping that the disaster in Sichuan will be alleviated?
The fourth order, may her husband only love her in this life?
……
Is this a business order, or is it a wishing pool?
"Is this the order you received on the 44th?" Yan Xiaolou asked in tears.
Dongqing looked at him, "That's right, what's the matter? Doing business is about you coming and going. As long as you are rich or powerful enough, any wish you have can be fulfilled on the 44th."
"So the store at No. 44 doesn't sell items, but...wish?" Yan Xiaolou asked in surprise, "Can you really do what's on your order?"
Dongqing said: "As long as the order is accepted on the 44th, it must be possible."
Room of Requirement.
"But I think the first few things are easy to say, but this one, this woman hopes that her husband will only love her for the rest of her life, how can you do this? Can you still control people's hearts?" Yan Xiaolou asked, wiping away tears.
"What's so difficult about it? For example, let the man die when he loves the woman the most. Wouldn't he only love her in this life?" Afraid that his tears would drip on her body, Dongqing moved away silently.
Yan Xiaolou's expression changed slightly, "You wouldn't use this method to help her realize her wish, would you?"
Dongqing smiled lightly, "No, it's just an example."
Only then did Yan Xiaolou heave a sigh of relief, and cried in peace.
holly:……
☆, out of the house
The Painful Heart Pill lasted for three days, and after three days of heartbreak, Yan Xiaolou finally came back to life.
Come out from the West Wing, away from
In my ears, besides the sound of the rain of arrows breaking through the wind, there seemed to be... laughter.
A laugh that is neither male nor female, like a monster or an evil.
Someone reversed the formation!
No, it's not a reversal to be exact, it's the ground being destroyed from the bottom up, causing the formation to reverse in disorder!
Seeing that Xie Huan got into the wrong position of the formation, more and more arrows were shot at him, Yan Xiaolou jumped to his side, trying to help him block the arrows from the empty door behind him, but Xie Huan Turning around suddenly, he waved the silver chain in his hand and broke the arrow effortlessly.
Yan Xiaolou raised his eyebrows, don't give him a chance to be a hero to save the beauty.
The arrows rained non-stop.
Xie Huan glanced at him, and suddenly grabbed his collar, as if wanting to lead him to jump out of the arrow array with Qinggong, but Yan Xiaolou said: "Don't move!"
Reversing the formation is no small matter. If you follow the original method, if you don't keep it neat, it will trigger other organs.
The ground trembled more and more.
Yan Xiaolou looked carefully at the ground while blocking the rain of arrows, and suddenly said: "Xie Ahuan, first go to the Tianshu position, then turn to the Yang position, then go to the Tianshu and retreat to the Tianxuan position."
After Yan Xiaolou was about to get up, he felt that Xie Huan suddenly grabbed his collar, and then Xie Huan carried him out on tiptoe as he said.
Yan Xiaolou was just carried by him like this, the collar of his collar made him breathless and stuck out his tongue.
"Thank you, Ahuan, even if you are worried that I won't be able to get out of the arrow formation, you don't have to carry me. It makes me feel so uncomfortable. You can hold my hand, put your arms around my waist, put my shoulders..." Before Yan Xiaolou could finish his sentence, Xie Huan let go of his hand suddenly, and he fell directly to the ground, eating shit like a dog.
Yan Xiaolou got up, biting the dirt in his mouth, and saw that they finally retreated from the formation, and the rain of arrows finally stopped.
Standing a hundred steps away, he looked at the blood crow that died of exhaustion on the wall.
The exquisite demon-slaying sword in the north of the mountain, and the blood crow of the Yan family in the south of the Yangtze River.
The art of driving away the blood crows is the unique secret art of the Jiangnan Yan family. The blood crows can only be found in Yutang Mountain, the secret site of the Yan family, and they were all expelled when Yan Xiaolou fled Jiangnan. They would not appear unless he summoned them. Now , but it appears here.
Moreover, all the blood was emptied by the blood-drawing technique of the Demon Slayer Sword.
After all, have you chased to Yunzhou?
The blood crow died from Linglong's demon-slaying sword energy. It should be that the Linglong family chased to Yunzhou and found the trace of the blood crow to kill. perish.
So, the members of Linglong's family are also nearby.
It was rare for Yan Xiaolou to stand quietly for a while, closing his eyes and wondering what he was thinking. After a while, he raised his eyes again, returning to the previous unruliness and unruliness.
"Xie Ahuan, it's okay if you don't let me go this time. Look, someone is going to hunt and kill me. I'm a great person! If you don't let me go, be careful to get you No. 44 into trouble."
☆, his arms
Xie Huan said: "But I think it's troublesome to let you go."
Yan Xiaolou was puzzled, "Why?"
Xie Huan said: "Your enemies are definitely nearby at this moment. If you don't go out, they can't be sure that you are inside No. 44, so naturally they don't dare to trespass; if you go out and they find out, they will think that No. 44 is protecting you." , maybe he will be angry with No. 44, but not necessarily."
... It made sense, but he was speechless!
Yan Xiaolou was silent for a while, then suddenly walked up to Xie Huan with a raised smile, and leaned closer to him, "Xie Ahuan, are you reluctant to part with me? Say it earlier, if you said earlier, I would not leave, haha ..."
Sure enough, Xie Huan's silver chain swung over again, Yan Xiaolou took the opportunity to jump to a nearby tree, Xie Huan followed closely, but saw that Yan Xiaolou didn't run anymore, but grabbed Xie Huan's neck instead, He made a "shh" motion to signal him to look down.
There was a sudden strange sound from the trembling ground, the roar of a man and a beast, and the sound of loose soil. Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the ground!
That hand was blue-gray, like a corpse that had been alienated.
"It's a corpse." Yan Xiaolou said, seeing Xie Huan staring at him displeasedly, he whispered, "Oh, don't be angry, didn't you have time to explain just now, your meek nature, you only move when you hit me fastest."
Xie Huan: ...
Yan Xiaolou continued to whisper: "It should be that after I fled here, a few blood crows came here after my scent, and were discovered by the Linglong family, and as you said, there are many traps on No. If you dare to trespass, you can only go underground."
Xie Huan broke away from his hand hooking his neck, but lowered his voice cooperatively, "I heard that the status of the Linglong clan in the Taoist family is second only to Tianyi Pavilion, the current head of the family, Longyuan, who is the number one family in the world." How can you raise these things when you are called a gentleman?"
Yan Xiaolou said: "Man, who doesn't have a dark side? It is precisely because he is known as the number one gentleman in the world that Long Yuan's mask is thicker than others. In order to keep the title of number one in the world, he has some dirty methods. You can’t do it in the face, so you can only do it with the back of the corpse.”
When he said these words, a trace of coldness flashed across Yan Xiaolou's eyes.
Xie Huan looked at him.
Sensing Xie Huan's gaze, Yan Xiaolou laughed silently at him again, "What are you looking at?"
Xie Huan looked away.
Yan Xiaolou devoted all his attention to the increasing number of corpses lying on the ground. They had crawled out of the ground completely, their bodies were bent, and they were looking for the breath of living people with their heads up.
Just as Xie Huan moved his head away, Yan Xiaolou stretched out his paws, Xie Huan immediately shot him with murderous eyes, Yan Xiaolou covered his mouth and nose with one hand, and his own with the other, raising his eyebrows at him.
Voldemort's five senses have deteriorated, but his sense of smell is still sensitive, and he has always relied on his sense of smell to find the smell of living people.
Xie Huan wanted to say that he was not afraid, or that he could cover his mouth and nose by himself, but Yan Xiaolou covered his mouth and nose, and he couldn't say anything. stare at him.
Yan Xiaolou then winked at Xie Huan, implying that he would let these corpses look for a while, and then go back to report to Linglong's family after finding them, and say that they didn't see him, so No. 44 would be safe for the time being.
Xie Huan then glared back angrily, why he understood when he winked, but he couldn't understand what he wanted to express in his eyes!
In fact, it can't be blamed that Yan Xiaolou can't understand, it's really because Xie Huan's eyes are cold and calm no matter what time he is, ghosts can understand what it means.
Voldemort is actually very similar to zombies. After death, the soul is separated from the body, and the corpse is resurrected in a special way, and then driven to obey the orders of the person.
The difference is that zombies are slightly more powerful than Voldemort Zombies, but they are corpses after all, with stiff limbs, so they have less flexibility; as the name suggests, Voldemort Zombies can burrow into the ground and hide in the ground on weekdays, and their limbs are sometimes as hard as iron. Sometimes soft as cartilage, much more flexible than zombies, but weaker in attack.
Although zombies and Voldemort are both corpses and have no self-awareness, zombies are generally controlled by a certain method, such as a certain musical instrument, a certain voice, or a certain person, so zombies will only obey specific orders; They are domesticated artificially and have a large number. Although they have no subjective consciousness, they are very easy to obey their masters, all kinds of masters.
But both zombies and Voldemort have one thing in common, that is - they cannot be killed.
This kind of thing can be resurrected infinitely, not afraid of injury or pain, no matter how many times it is knocked down, it will stand up, unless the body is completely smashed into pieces, otherwise the consumption will be endless, and if you want to beat a Voldemort or zombie until it is completely smashed Easier said than done.
Then, a few corpses fell into the death formation by mistake, and the rain of arrows hit the sky again, and a few others triggered other traps, and various traps came one after another. Yan Xiaolou watched in fear from the tree , Xindao, the No. 44 agency really doesn't need money.
But even with so many arrow rain traps, those corpses who fell on the ground were indeed shot into a sieve, but they didn't shed a single drop of blood, and they kept shooting down and standing up again and again.
After struggling for several times, they still couldn't smell the smell of living people, and they finally crawled back to the ground slowly.
Yan Xiaolou and the two had held their breath for too long. Seeing that the lying corpses had left, Yan Xiaolou let go of Xie Huan, and he was also relieved.
However, the last corpse hadn't completely left. After smelling the breath of Yan Xiaolou and Xie Huan, it suddenly opened its eyes and crawled out from the ground again.
Before this one disturbed the other corpses, Xie Huan flew down and kicked the corpse to the ground. He stepped on the back of the corpse and exerted a little force, and the corpse moved. no.
Yan Xiaolou followed him down from the tree, in order to prevent the corpse from calling back those who had left just now, in desperation, Yan Xiaolou could only bite his finger and write a string on the corpse's back. The rune, the Voldemort really didn't move.
"Fortunately, there is only one." Yan Xiaolou heaved a sigh of relief.
Xie Huan withdrew his foot and looked at him, Yan Xiaolou looked at himself in wonder, and then looked at him in wonder, "What's wrong?" What's wrong with me?Still very handsome.
"Your arm is injured." Xie Huan pointed to his arm, which was scratched by a sharp arrow.
Yan Xiaolou was stunned for a moment before realizing, "Yeah, then why did I bite my finger, the blood on my arm was so terrible...haha..."
Xie Huan's forehead twitched slightly, what is so stupid to be so proud of?
Yan Xiaolou said: "The Linglong family doesn't know who sent them here, but they saw the arrow wound on Voldemort's corpse, so they should know that No. 44 is not a place where you can go in and out. Accident."
Yan Xiaolou didn't use the Yan family's signature mystical skills, so he shouldn't be suspicious.
"However, this corpse must be disposed of properly without leaving any traces, otherwise other Voldemort corpses will still find me after following his scent," Yan Xiaolou said.
"It's not difficult." Xie Huan picked a leaf from the tree casually, put it in his mouth and blew it gently.
He casually played a melodious tune. In the darkness, Yan Xiaolou could only hear a hissing sound coming from behind him, like...a snake?
Yan Xiaolou looked back, only to see four Guoshan Fengs as thick as Yan Xiaolou's wrists lying behind him at some point!
Yan Xiaolou was instantly dumbfounded.
Xie Huan dropped the leaf, glanced at the four winds, and after knowing the four winds, he rushed towards Yan Xiaolou.
Yan Xiaolou blinked in fright, only to realize that the four snakes were not rushing towards him, but the corpse lying on the ground.
"That..." After a long time, Yan Xiaolou finally opened his mouth with difficulty, "This, this, this is an old corpse, your snake won't... make you tummy?"
"It's okay, they eat it often." Xie Huan put his hands behind his back.
Yan Xiaolou: ...
The one he ate last time also grew up eating corpses...
After a while, the corpse of Voldemort was left with only a skeleton, but these snakes seemed to eat even the bones, and as they ate and ate, one snake stopped eating, turned to look at Yan Xiaolou, raised its head and hissed Spit out the letter.
These snakes seemed to eat even the bones, and as they ate and ate, one snake stopped eating and turned to look at Yan Xiaolou, raising its head and hissing.
Yan Xiaolou jumped in front of Xie Huan, slipped under his arms, and hid behind him.
It's okay to fight alone with one, but four!They are all poisonous!They are so thick!
"Xie Huan, thank you, thank you, help, help, help..." Yan Xiaolou put his arms around Xie Huan's waist, shrank behind Xie Huan, separated his legs to clamp his legs, and hung on Xie Huan's body.
And Xie Huan was stunned the moment Yan Xiaolou pounced on him, and immediately wanted to tear him away with a dark face, but Yan Xiaolou hugged him tightly, and he would not let go, and did not move for a long time.
"Let go!" Xie Huan gritted his teeth.
"No, no, no, help, help, help, Xie Huan, why does it keep looking at me? Isn't it going to bite me?" Yan Xiaolou almost bit his own tongue.
Xie Huan looked back at him suspiciously, "Because you ate its concubine!"
Yan Xiaolou: ...
Yan Xiaolou hugged him tighter and tighter, and he clung to Xie Huan's back. Xie Huan couldn't shake him off, so he could only cast a look at the snake and said, "Forget it, I don't really like it messing about."
Guo Shanfeng drooped his head sadly, crawled back and continued to eat the corpse.
Seeing it go, Yan Xiaolou heaved a sigh of relief, fell off Xie Huan's back limply, and was about to stand up when he saw the greenness on Xie Huan's feet.
Xie Huan turned around to leave, but Yan Xiaolou stopped him, "Oh no, Xie Ahuan, when you kicked that corpse just now, you got poison from his body."
Xie Huan looked at his feet, disapproving.
"You can't go anymore, the corpse poison will run faster once you move."
Xie Huan ignored him and walked around him to continue walking. He just turned around when he felt Yan Xiaolou rushing towards him again. Thinking that Xiaolou came prepared.
Taking advantage of his sideways position, Yan Xiaolou put one hand under his armpit and the other around his leg, making him hug him up!
Xie Huan's eyes suddenly widened.
"Oh, don't be shy. Anyway, I can't leave today, so I will show mercy and do good deeds." Yan Xiaolou rolled his eyebrows at him, "Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. This is what I should do." of."
Then he carried Xie Huan, who was still in shock and hadn't recovered, back to the wooden house.
And then, Yan Xiaolou's earth-shattering cry came from the cabin——
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The author has something to say: The pet snake baby is online again, don’t be afraid, there are all kinds of strange pets~
Regarding the identification of zombies and Voldemort corpses, the setting of this article is as follows. Simply put, zombies are like Tibetan mastiffs, which only listen to their masters, or know something from their masters; The people in this house are all the masters, what are they doing.
There will be all kinds of corpses in this article, sorry, Mr. Ming is addicted to writing about haunting, even if the writing is jerky, but recently he has really become addicted to writing ghost novels...
☆, I feed you
Early the next morning, Dongqing went to Yan Xiaolou to test the medicine again.
Holding the medicine bottle, he thought, what's wrong with the boss recently, in the past, his disciples did all kinds of medicines, but recently the boss suddenly became fond of medicines, and they were all weird medicines.
However, when Dongqing arrived at Liandongyuan, she didn't see anyone from Yan Xiaolou.
Since Yan Xiaolou went out before dawn, he naturally went to the bamboo forest again.
"Xie Ahuan, I'm here again~" Yan Xiaolou pushed open the door with a bang, "I won't see you for a night, don't you think I don't want to?"
I saw Xie Huan sitting sleepily on the mat on the ground, glaring at him viciously and sinisterly, as if he hadn't woken up.
"No, what time is it, can't afford it, oh, look, why haven't you cleaned up your rotten bed, and confiscated yesterday's bowl..."
Xie Huan seemed to have given up on him, and seemed to be really sleepy, so he simply let him talk endlessly, and planned to lie down and go back to sleep.
Yan Xiaolou's side had already lifted the lid of the food box, and the scent wafted out immediately. He didn't say a word, but just took the food out of the food box and put it on the table, and then he sat in front of the table with Erlang's legs crossed. The chin looked at Xie Huan.
Finally, Xie Huan sat up, walked to the table with a gloomy face, and stared at the things in the bowl.
According to old habits, Yan Xiaolou knew that if he didn't take the initiative to speak first, this Mr. Xie's family would be bored forever.
He could only look at him with his chin up, made a gesture of invitation, and said, "Let's have breakfast."
Xie Huan softened his face, but he has a gloomy face all year round, there is almost no difference between soft and not soft.
"What is this?"
"Noodles." Yan Xiaolou said.
Xie Huan frowned, "Why are the noodles one by one?"
"This is noodles, have you ever eaten them?" Yan Xiaolou asked with wide-eyed eyes.
Xie Huan remained silent.
"...Do you want to try it?"
"it is good."
...It's rare to answer so simply.
Xie Huan sat down and picked up the noodle bowl. He picked up the chopsticks and tried to pick up a noodle, but it was probably the first time he ate noodles. Either the pinch broke or he couldn't pick it up. After tossing for a long time, he didn't eat a single noodle.
"Oh, I can't do it anymore, if I don't, hahaha..." Yan Xiaolou was covering his stomach and rolling on the ground laughing, "Xie Huan, why are you so funny, hahaha..."
Slap!Xie Huan slammed his chopsticks on the table!
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I will teach you, I will teach you~"
Originally, Xie Huan was just a little bit ashamed, but when he heard his words "I'll teach you", and thought that he had to be taught to eat, he couldn't help being even more annoyed, and he slapped down again, causing the table to crack.
"Calm down, Xie Ahuan, it's not good for you to smash things when you're angry...don't smash it, don't smash it, you won't be able to sit if you crack the stool..."
Fortunately, the table was only cracked and not broken, and it was barely usable. Yan Xiaolou suppressed a smile and sat back, took Xie Huan's noodle bowl, and held up a pair of chopsticks to show him.
Xie Huan was not very satisfied, mainly because he was worried that eating this way would rub the corner of his mouth.
Yan Xiaolou grinned and said, "How about I feed you?"
The cracks on the table got bigger...
"Okay, okay, calm down, take your hands off the table first..."
Yan Xiaolou could only teach him another way, and finally taught him to pick up a piece of noodles and roll them up on the chopsticks, and put them into the mouth after being rolled up, so that it would not rub against the corner of his mouth.
After tossing and tossing for so long, the noodles were already lumpy, but Xie Huan couldn't eat them, after all, he had never even eaten, but Yan Xiaolou stopped him.
"Don't eat it, it's a lump."
"Tuo?" Obviously he didn't quite understand the meaning.
"It's just not tasty."
Xie Huan glanced at the noodle bowl and said, "It's okay."
"Oh, it's my fault. I shouldn't make you noodles." Yan Xiaolou wanted to take back the noodle bowl, but Xie Huan didn't let it go. Get something else to eat."
After finishing speaking, Yan Xiaolou put the bowl back into the food box, Xie Huan could only stare at him displeasedly, after all, he couldn't do something like grabbing food from others, so he could only continue to stare viciously. Written by Yan Xiaolou.
It's just that Yan Xiaolou didn't see any viciousness in this look, but rather resentment...
"Hey? Why hasn't your corpse poison been dealt with yet?" Yan Xiaolou noticed that the green aura on Xie Huan's feet was still there, and even became heavier. He couldn't help shaking his head, "Young Master Xie, you are too You can’t take care of yourself anymore, look, look, oops, if you go on like this, you will become a Voldemort.”
"Will not."
"The mouth is still quite stiff." Yan Xiaolou had a flash of inspiration, and said clearly, "Do you not know how to detoxify the corpse?"
Before Xie Huan could answer, Yan Xiaolou waved his hand again and said, "That's all, come on, come with me."
Xie Huan turned his face away, the intention of rejection was obvious, he was short of writing "I hate you" on his face.
Yan Xiaolou got used to it and didn't want the food box anymore, so he bent over and stretched out his hand towards Xie Huan.
If he hadn't paid attention to his manners, Xie Huan would definitely jump out, but because of his attention to his manners, he couldn't jump, so he could only get up to avoid it, but before he had time, Yan Xiaolou was about to hug him again.
Xie Huan could only push him with his hands, "You, what are you doing?"
Yan Xiaolou spread his hands, "If you don't come with me, I can only use this method."
"I'm fine, don't worry about it." Xie Huan pushed him away.
Yan Xiaolou withdrew his hand embarrassingly, "Alright then."
Seeing him get up, Xie Huan breathed a sigh of relief, but Yan Xiaolou suddenly took out a talisman from his bosom, and stuck it on his back, Xie Huan couldn't move for a moment.
Yan Xiaolou drew this overnight after seeing Voldemort's corpse last night, just in case.
Yan Xiaolou sighed at him, hey, you are so serious in life, it's boring.
Yan Xiaolou originally wanted to continue hugging him, but then he thought it was not too close to the Lonicera Garden, so it would be better to carry him on his back, so he bent down and carried Xie Huan on his back, got up and left.
As for Xie Huan, the moment his acupoints were tapped, his face turned black with a tinge of red, all in all it was wonderful.
"Hey? Xie Ahuan, thank you Ahuan, I didn't seal your dumb acupoint, why didn't you talk? Why didn't you scold me?" After speaking, Yan Xiaolou wanted to slap himself helplessly.
Xie Huan ignored him, lying on his back with a gloomy face, his face was getting darker and redder...
Yan Xiaolou hummed a little tune casually, "Brother, you have to walk slowly, don't drop the little sister on your back~~"
Xie Huan: ...
Until entering the door of Lonicera Garden, Xie Huan finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "You pester me in every possible way, why?!"
Yan Xiaolou was quite embarrassed, "Then what, I'm flattering you, am I afraid that you will tell about my escape last night?"
"Are you sure you're trying to please?"
Yan Xiaolou nodded vigorously, "Of course, otherwise I will let the big girl not carry it, what are you doing carrying you, a big man? You are the first man I carry!" Yan Xiaolou's tone was deep and meaningful.
Xie Huan: ...
Dongqing had already left the Honeysuckle Garden. Yan Xiaolou carried Xie Huan to the bed and sat down. He brought a basin and filled it with half a basin of glutinous rice. Luckily, he was on guard against any zombies that fell on the ground and zombies would come to trouble him. Always prepare glutinous rice, otherwise it is really not enough.
Putting the glutinous rice basin at Xie Huan's feet, Yan Xiaolou took off Xie Huan's amulet and jumped onto the beam.
Xie Huan sat on the bed without moving, just raised his head and stared at him.
"Oh, don't be angry. I'm doing it for your own good. The corpse poison is very serious. If you don't treat it, you will either be transformed into a dead body or have your limbs amputated... You, you, don't hit me..."
Xie Huan stared at him for a while before finally looking away, but he was still too angry to say a word.
Only then did Yan Xiaolou heave a sigh of relief, hugging the beam and grinning again: "Okay Xie Huan, don't get angry with me, take off your shoes and socks, soak your feet with glutinous rice, and I'll cook some for you Eat glutinous rice porridge."
After finishing speaking, Yan Xiaolou jumped off the beam, and then ran non-stop to the kitchen in the courtyard, fearing that Xie Huan would strike him with his palm.
In fact, Xie Huan didn't move at all, and didn't even leave the bed. It wasn't until the sound of pots and pans came from the kitchen that Xie Huan finally moved, and slowly took off his shoes and socks.
The glutinous rice porridge was cooking slowly, and Yan Xiaolou was busy in the kitchen. He seemed to feel a scorching stare staring at him. He raised his head and looked at the window wonderingly, only to see Xie Huan quietly turning his face away.
Was he looking at himself just now?Are you looking at yourself?What are you looking at yourself for?Thinking about which move to use to stop myself from jumping onto the beam?Was he really looking at himself just now?
Yan Xiaolou looked towards the window uncertainly, but saw Xie Huan quietly looking away again.
... Did he look at himself again?
Xie Huan likes that the glutinous rice in the basin is gradually turning light blue, and the greenness on his feet is gradually fading away. In his ears, there is the sound of pots and pans in the kitchen, as well as the man talking to himself. .
After a long time, the sound from the kitchen stopped.
"Hey, thank you, Ahuan."
Yan Xiaolou sat on the window, holding a tray and waving at him.
He sat with the backlight, and the bright sunlight hit his body in purple clothes, which was extraordinarily dazzling.
Xie Huan stopped looking at him and said calmly, "Your room has a door."
Yan Xiaolou jumped in from the window indifferently, put the tray on the table, walked up to him and checked carefully, "Well, the corpse poison has almost been dissolved, and it should be fine after eating glutinous rice porridge for a few days. Let’s get up and eat porridge.”
Yan Xiaolou returned to the table and he waved.
Xie Huan quietly put on his shoes and socks and walked to the table, but did not sit down.
Yan Xiaolou looked at him in bewilderment, and saw Xie Huan with his hands behind his back, his whole body seemed extremely uncomfortable, and his eyes looked to the side from time to time.
Yan Xiaolou followed his line of sight without knowing why, but there was nothing there, just a basin stand and a water basin.
and many more.
Yan Xiaolou looked at him, "Don't you want to wash up?"
Xie Huan didn't need to answer, just looking at his expression, Yan Xiaolou knew that he had guessed right, also, he hadn't gotten up when he went, and he was kidnapped here by himself, so he didn't have time to wash up.
"Oh, you don't need to be so particular, you won't get sick if you don't do anything clean! Sit down and eat!" Yan Xiaolou pulled him to sit down.
Xie Huan avoided it with a cold face. Seeing that there was a well in the courtyard, he turned to get a basin.
Yan Xiaolou picked up the water basin and walked out before him, and said as he walked, "Okay, I'm afraid of you, you still have residual poison on your body, so don't move around, I'll fetch water for you."
……
The author has something to say: I used to be attacked by all kinds of domineering and taking advantage of others. This is the first time I have been attacked. The more I write, the happier I am.
I found that this novel attracted a group of foodie readers~~
☆, 44 attributes
Let's talk about Xie Huan, Yan Xiaolou seems really weird, is it interesting to live so serious and dull all day long?It feels like the old monk in the temple, oh no, the young monk, living such a pure life with no desires or desires.
When we met for the first time, he looked like he wanted to kill himself, right?In the end, because my hands were dirty, I actually went back to wash my hands!This time the meal was already on the table, and she actually had to wash something up, tsk tsk, it would be nice to live as recklessly as myself.
Yan Xiaolou sat at the table and looked at him with his chin in his hand, just smiled.
But should I say it or not, the action is still very beautiful, it is obviously just a washing action, and it is so gentle and elegant.
Because Xie Huan was quarreled by Yan Xiaolou from a dream. Not only did he not wash, but his hair was not combed. down.
Therefore, Yan Xiaolou, who was born with a slack in his bones, leaned over again, and stretched out his hand to untie his hair tie.
Sensing Yan Xiaolou's approach, Xie Huan flashed out and looked at him in astonishment.
Yan Xiaolou shook the headband in his hand, "What are you afraid of? I just saw that your hair was messed up and wanted to tie it up again... Why are you blushing again? Haha, Xie Ahuan didn't mean me, why did you tell me? Like a big girl, blushing at every turn, then I hug you and carry you, you still have to hold me accountable, haha..."
Sure enough, Xie Huan raised his palm and struck again.
For a long time, Yan Xiaolou hugged Fang Liang and begged for mercy, "I was wrong, I was wrong, I will never dare again, A Huan, A Huan, Xie Huan, please let me go, I have a gift Give it to you, you see!"
Yan Xiaolou lay on the beam of the house, as if juggling, he took out two eggs out of nowhere.
Although Xie Huan has been bewitched by the chef for many years, he has seen eggs before, this really can't tempt him.Anyway, this house is not his own, since he won't come down, Xie Huan thought about cutting off the beams and forgetting about it.
Seeing his intentions, Yan Xiaolou hurriedly yelled: "This is not an egg, this is not an egg! This is a tea egg!"
Xie Huan paused.
To prove it, Yan Xiaolou knocked the egg on the beam and peeled off a circle of shell, "Look! The inside is brown. These are tea eggs, not ordinary boiled eggs!"
Seeing Xie Huan withdraw his hand, Yan Xiaolou breathed a sigh of relief, he knew that Xie Huan must have never eaten.
He jumped down from the beam, coaxed Xie Huan to sit down at the table, took out two bowls of porridge from the casserole, gave one bowl to him and the other to himself, and then brought the intact tea egg to him .
Glutinous rice porridge with tea eggs, what more can one ask for in life so far!
"It would be even better if it was paired with a jar of Junzishang, a special product of Yunzhou!" Yan Xiaolou couldn't help but said.
Xie Huan is speechless, why is porridge paired with white wine better...
"Eat it, eat it, I won't hire you." After speaking, Yan Xiaolou peeled off the tea egg completely, and took a bite.
Xie Huan took the clean tea egg and looked for a gap to attack.
Yan Xiaolou was about to ask him why he didn't eat, but he heard a knock on the door, it turned out to be the boy who brought food.The boy doesn't need to deliver meals to Yan Xiaolou now, but he always sends some vegetables, meat, noodles and so on every now and then.
He threw the remaining half tea egg into the porridge bowl and went out.
"You haven't been here for a few days, my food stockpile is almost gone." Yan Xiaolou said.
Although the people in this house are all as indifferent as walking dead, but according to Yan Xiaolou's temperament, stones can make him warm up, and every time someone comes, he has to pester him for a long time, which makes it obvious that although they are not in harmony now. Much warmer.
"Recently, there are a lot of orders in the house and the business is busy." The boy said.
Yan Xiaolou said, "Shanzi? What list? I still don't know what your so-called shop at No. 44 actually sells."
The boy didn't answer, but just handed him the vegetable basket.
Knowing that he, a servant, knew very little, Yan Xiaolou didn't ask any more questions, but flipped through the vegetable basket and asked, "Is there any glutinous rice?"
"No, you didn't say you want glutinous rice." The boy said.
"Okay, brother Jun, please come back tomorrow and bring me more glutinous rice, the more the better."
"No problem, wrap it on me."
Yan Xiaolou thought for a while, then grabbed the boy by the neck and turned around, pointing towards the room, "Do you think..."
Yan Xiaolou was taken aback before finishing his sentence.
Did Xie Huan use chopsticks to fork the half tea egg in his bowl?After forking away, throw the unpeeled tea egg into your own bowl, right?Did he eat the half tea egg?
That half tea egg... I must have bitten it myself...
"Why?" The boy pushed his arm.
Yan Xiaolou came back to his senses, then whispered to him, "Do you know him?"
The boy looked into the room, paused for a moment, then shook his head, "He is not from the East Chamber."
Of course Yan Xiaolou knew that he was the only drug slave in the east chamber, and the servants in the east chamber had all seen it himself, let alone Xie Huan's dress.
The boy said: "The affairs of the different chambers of the house are not negotiated with each other. If he is not from the east chamber, I would not know him."
Xie Huan had already finished his porridge and came out, he glanced at the vegetable and meat noodles in Yan Xiaolou's hands expressionlessly, and was about to leave.
Yan Xiaolou raised his leg and stepped on the door frame, blocking his way and not letting him go.
"Are you going back?" Yan Xiaolou asked.
"Ah."
"Don't go, don't go, you will stay there when you go back, talk to me." Yan Xiaolou said.
Xie Huan looked at the boy whose neck was hooked by him, and said, "No need, you are not bored."
Yan Xiaolou said, "No, no, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored."
Xie Huan said, "I'm not free."
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm free, I'm free," Yan Xiaolou abandoned his servant and wanted to hook Xie Huan's neck, but he moved away from him. He laughed and said, "Where are you going, it's the same if I accompany you." .”
Probably because they felt it was too embarrassing for them in the East Chamber, the servant grabbed Yan Xiaolou's clothes with his forehead, Yan Xiaolou looked at the servant in puzzlement, and the servant cast a complicated look.
The two were speechless.
Xie Huan glanced at him, and saw that his eyes were full of dissatisfaction and disgust, "Hooking shoulders and backs, flirting with eyebrows, it's not a rule!"
Yan Xiaolou gave him a sideways glance, "What nonsense are you talking about? This is friendship between men, pure friendship and pure friendship! It's like Dong Xian and Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty, Duke Ling of Wei and Mi Zixia, King Gong of Chu and King Ai of the Han Dynasty. Mr. An Ling!"
Xie Huan looked at him for a while, then suddenly raised his hand, and Yan Xiaolou quickly jumped onto the wall.
Don't look at this Xie Huan just raised his hand, his hand is full of the air of a knife, his arm is gone with one hand!
"what are you doing?!"
"Isn't it Dong Xian and Emperor Han Ai? I'll help you break your arm."
"It's a broken sleeve, not an arm!" Yan Xiaolou shouted.
Xie Huan remained calm, "When the arm is broken, the sleeve is also broken."
Yan Xiaolou: ...
The boy's side has already left.
Xie Huan also left.
Yan Xiaolou lay on the wall for a long time by himself.
I jumped too fast just now, I twisted my foot...
The next day, Holly came again.
Yan Xiaolou felt guilty for a while, worried that he knew about his escape and came to settle accounts with him.
"Actually, why do you need it?" Dongqing said, "You are a drug slave. It is understandable to try drugs. What can you do if you don't try them? The boss will change the formation outside your courtyard so that you can't go out. I won’t let the servant come to deliver food to you again, so that you don’t have to eat. Anyway, this medicine is definitely not a fatal poison. It’s better to eat it than to starve to death.”
Listen, listen, is this a human language?Yan Xiaolou thought he was shameless enough, but he didn't expect the boss of No. 44 to be even worse!
"Don't worry, today's medicine is neither a rippling heart nor a fragrance in the clouds." Dongqing took out a blue pill.
"It's not just these two kinds." Yan Xiaolou took it and stuffed it into his mouth.
Dongqing said again: "This medicine is called Painful Heart Pill. The boss said, if you cry a little longer, you won't think about hooking up with people every day and breaking arms and sleeves."
... How many bosses are there in this house? !
Sure enough, he was targeting him to punish him!
This medicine is called Painful Heart Pill, as the name suggests, it will keep crying after taking it, no matter how happy it is, it will cry like a dead father.Yan Xiaolou's eyes were swollen like walnuts, even if he opened his eyelids, the tears still couldn't stop flowing down.
He took the charcoal pencil and walked towards the wall.
"What are you doing?" Holly asked.
Yan Xiaolou said, "I also want to write a suicide note on the wall."
……
As usual, Dongqing sat at the table and began to record, but in the past when he was taking medicine test records, he would always stare at Yan Xiaolou, writing down his symptoms and onset time, etc., but today his mind was not on Yan Xiaolou. Instead, he stared at the booklet in his hand, flicking his eyebrows and pausing from time to time, as if he was worried about something.
Yan Xiaolou leaned over to look while wiping away his tears, and it turned out that this was an order record book, all of which were business orders on the 44th.Yan Xiaolou looked at it more seriously, just as he had been wondering, what kind of business is No. 44 doing?
The first order, to help rich man Chen find his abducted son?
The second order, hoping to become a world-renowned cultivator?
The third order, hoping that the disaster in Sichuan will be alleviated?
The fourth order, may her husband only love her in this life?
……
Is this a business order, or is it a wishing pool?
"Is this the order you received on the 44th?" Yan Xiaolou asked in tears.
Dongqing looked at him, "That's right, what's the matter? Doing business is about you coming and going. As long as you are rich or powerful enough, any wish you have can be fulfilled on the 44th."
"So the store at No. 44 doesn't sell items, but...wish?" Yan Xiaolou asked in surprise, "Can you really do what's on your order?"
Dongqing said: "As long as the order is accepted on the 44th, it must be possible."
Room of Requirement.
"But I think the first few things are easy to say, but this one, this woman hopes that her husband will only love her for the rest of her life, how can you do this? Can you still control people's hearts?" Yan Xiaolou asked, wiping away tears.
"What's so difficult about it? For example, let the man die when he loves the woman the most. Wouldn't he only love her in this life?" Afraid that his tears would drip on her body, Dongqing moved away silently.
Yan Xiaolou's expression changed slightly, "You wouldn't use this method to help her realize her wish, would you?"
Dongqing smiled lightly, "No, it's just an example."
Only then did Yan Xiaolou heave a sigh of relief, and cried in peace.
holly:……
☆, out of the house
The Painful Heart Pill lasted for three days, and after three days of heartbreak, Yan Xiaolou finally came back to life.
Come out from the West Wing, away from
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