Jianghu has no lower limit

He ran up to him in a few steps, and helped him tidy up his messy buttoned clothes, and replied while doing virtuous work:

"Of course I came out to help buy things for my sister's wedding. Brother Ouyang, are you too, no wonder I haven't seen you for a long time!"

God... God makes up the knife!

Chen Xuanfeng immediately looked at the man nervously, and as expected, Ouyang Feng's face changed when he heard the words, and he stood up abruptly, even the little loli, who was only as tall as his waist, was still jumping up and down buttoning him. Regardless, trembling voice said:

"Your family~~~sister~~~ wants to get married~~~?"

Poor thing, I can't even speak well.

Thinking of this, Mrs. Xiaozheng restrained her shock when she first saw his demon eyes, and said comfortingly: "Don't be too sad, the opponent is my master, you won't lose."

Which eye of yours sees Lao Tzu's sadness! ! !He just thought that none of the snakes he raised came out, so he lit up the snake mist to take in some younger brothers, but he didn't expect that when he was washed by the mist, his eyes that hadn't taken off his colored contact lenses for more than two days suddenly That's not good, that's why he took off his contact lenses in a hurry, bastard!

Sure enough, that apprentice who hates men hates them just as much!

Ouyang Feng raised two sword eyebrows, and glared viciously at the two annoying little devils in front of him, but unexpectedly, his tried-and-tested tactic didn't work at all, and the two who should have run away in fright after seeing his eyes Not only did Xiaotuanzi turn a blind eye, but Meizi took out a handkerchief embroidered with small pink flowers and handed it over.

"...Wipe it," Xiaozheng said pitifully with her bright and delicate eyes open, "We won't tell others about the fact that you shed tears."

"..." Suddenly raised it, I really want to die o(╯□╰)o

At this time, Little Loli just patted her hands, showing a sudden realistic expression: "So you cry because your sister is going to be married?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"...Damn Central Plains people!"

So, the two little groups didn't go back that day, Qiqi and the others only received a note that was written uglier than a dog gnawed.

"Be sure to kiss in secret! Wait for Ben to come to you!"

What is going on with this... non-existent threat! !Getting married is not important at all, you need to go back to elementary school, dear! ! !

The author has something to say: Bajiao has been studying outside for the past few days, and I haven't updated it properly, so... I'm already lying flat! ! !

bring it on! ! !

59 Brother Ouyang, you...? !

Well, on the day of the originally scheduled wedding, Qiqi was kidnapped by...

Although it was expected that something unexpected would happen, this time there was a problem that everyone didn't expect - Ouyang Feng brought two small carrot heads and a large group of snakes to attack him. Come here, Qiqi knew that his target was herself, so she patted her chest and vowed to let others get rid of those snakes first. In her impression, Ouyang Feng didn't know that his force was worth it, so sneak attack should be easy Success is right.

However, the plan belongs to the plan, and the little girl who said brazenly with the adhesive tape found that her supernatural power had failed at a critical moment. When she held the murder weapon in her hand, she realized in confusion that she couldn't even touch Ouyang Feng's hair. When she arrived, she was all Spartan.

Nani!What kind of trouble is this going to be! ! !

Although the title of "Xi Du" in Jianghu has not yet been spread by this second-year middle school youth, the snake taming skills of White Camel Villa are not in vain, especially the snakes he raises are all highly poisonous. , Ordinary people see blood seal their throats, so that even if Huang Yaoshi, Lin Chaoying, and Wang Chongyang are highly skilled in martial arts, they are still beyond their reach and unable to take care of themselves.What?Is there such a god?Do you still remember the story in Jin Dashu about Ouyang Feng killing a bunch of sharks with snake venom at sea? !The middle-aged Ouyang Feng in the original version also explained with a smile: "This snake venom is very strange. The blood turns into poison as soon as it meets it. Although the venom is only a small cup, when a shark's wound touches it, hundreds of catties of fish will be killed." The blood turned into venom, and when the second shark encountered it, a hundred catties of venom was added, and the spread spread more and more, without end.”

So...why haven't the world's sharks become extinct?

Cough cough cough... Just kidding, sometimes, logic is completely like the author's morality, if the dog eats up every bite, just show concern.

So when Feng Qiqi's eyes went dark, apart from enjoying the long-lost feeling of dizziness, she couldn't help but wonder in her heart, why did she suddenly lose all her strength?So, when she woke up from the darkness again, her first reaction was not to look at the surrounding environment, but to click on the control panel to check her own condition.

"Character attributes..."

While she was meditating in her heart, she checked her status a little strangely. She didn't know if it was her own illusion. She always felt that the system has become more and more silent recently, so that even Qiqi herself rarely pays attention to the system. The changes that are happening silently in the control panel, not to mention those slightly teasing hints that seldom appear, and even the fact that I have done the eighteen bans, it doesn’t say a word, it seems to completely block The scene about Huang Yaoshi's appearance is general.

This is really... so weird.

However, even in this way, after checking her own attributes clearly, the little girl who was about to understand the situation before thinking about countermeasures suddenly opened her eyes wide and shouted: "OHNO~!!"

My own attribute bonus, why all, all, clear, zero,! ! !

And not to mention the extra points I have earned by accumulating experience points since I upgraded, even the natural talent attributes I was born with when I first came here have been weakened by half!

Why!This is WHY! ! ! !

After years of hard work, Feng Qiqi finally realized clearly that her current state might not be as good as that of the aunt who sells vegetables in the vegetable market once she returned to the pre-liberation period. So, after roaring to the sky a few times, she began to cry With tears in his eyes, he bent forward and beat the bed in frustration.

well……?Why is there a prop such as a bed here? ?

The little girl realized later that she remembered that she had forgotten the most important thing, she quickly wiped her face, and looked at her current environment with tears in her eyes... Well, this bed is quite big, but Compared with the values ​​​​of ordinary people, the patterns used for decoration are a bit non-mainstream. Have you ever seen anyone who would embroider the picture of the secret sex scene on the curtain on the top of the bed in a grand manner? ?

Qiqi pulled back the overly gorgeous bed curtain with a "swipe" and jumped out of bed.

There was no one outside. It could be seen that this room was a women's boudoir. It was filled with dreamy and ambiguous pink everywhere, which reminded her of the evil tastes of some people in later generations. However, the layout of this whole room was so weird. Unbelievable: the jade hook hanging the bed curtain is made into a strange arc, which looks like some kind of secret theater props; the teapot on the table is not tea, but sweet and mellow fine wine; There are some candles standing up in a mess...all of these are full of ambiguous atmosphere that makes people daydream.

...What the hell is this place?The little girl opened the map unwillingly, but the cheating GPS navigation only vaguely pointed out that she was currently in [a pavilion], without giving any other meaningful information at all.

"It's bad……"

The enemy is in the dark, and the force value has dropped to the lowest level in history. Feng Qiqi, who realized that his current situation is very bad, stroked his chin and fell into deep thinking. In her opinion, the current priority is not to rush Instead of rushing out to send the sheep to the tiger's mouth, he should first figure out his own coordinates and find a way to get in touch with Huang Yaoshi.

But where did Ouyang Feng get him now?

While thinking hard, the sound of "creaking" bed boards from the next door and the evil groaning conversation between men and women penetrated into Qiqi's ears.

"Officer...don't worry, official..."

"Hey hee hee hee you little fairy, look at me!!"

"Ah... woo... oh..."

╮(╯_╰)╭Okay, now I know.

Times have changed, even Ouyang Feng, a young man who looks stupid, has learned how to go to school, green and building after he came to the Central Plains! !

Although this place is indeed an area where female high frequency appears, and usually once they appear on the show, it is very likely that they will meet a prince or emperor or something, come out for a private visit on a micro server, and then they will fall in love at first sight. Only love the beauty and immediately issue six silver tickets to bring the beauty back to the plot of pampering her to the fullest.

But—this plot is already OUT! !Feng Qiqi, who is deeply poisoned by novels and games, said that according to the current trend of JJ, no matter whether it is in time-travel novels or in original old sayings, such old-fashioned plots have not appeared for a long time. Popular is God unfolds! !

She was masturbating alone, when suddenly, the door was pushed open from the outside, the little girl froze all over, and quickly adjusted her face to look at the person who came in as if facing a formidable enemy.

well?do not know? ?

In a daze, a few little girls filed in, all of whom looked... well, a little ordinary, the one in the lead seemed the most clever, and immediately took Qiqi's hand, and seemed to say very enthusiastically: "You It's sister Yuyan, she looks so beautiful, no wonder mother said that you will be the oiran in the building from now on! I saw you today, it's really bad