After the stupid beauty became the queen

Ji Yuanlin actually knew that the envoy from Yue Kingdom was coming, but shouldn't that be a week later?Why so much earlier?

Looking at the foreign woman in front of him, he felt his face was stiff, he didn't know what expression to make, and he didn't dare to look back at Xi Quan's expression.Just as he was struggling, another young man walked out of the carriage and introduced himself as the prince of Yue Kingdom.

Ji Yuanlin only felt that his mind was in a mess, and he didn't listen carefully to what the young man said. He only mechanically followed the procedures to welcome the Yue Kingdom's mission to the post station in the imperial city, and then he regained his mind.

He felt that his luck might not be very good recently, and he always encountered such car rollover scenes.But what can be done?Let's work hard to solve it... After thinking about it, Xi Quan may think that the princess is someone he likes, and he still calls her name on the bed, Ji Yuanlin feels that he has died unjustly.It's really one head and two big.

Hey……

At the same time, there are envoys from the Yue Kingdom Mission with big heads.He didn't expect that because the princess ran away quietly on the way, he had no choice but to find a dancer to act as the princess, and it would end up like this.The dancer even rushed over to say hello after knowing that the emperor was in front of her.

Is this what a princess should do?

The envoy wiped his face. This impolite behavior can only be explained by the difference in customs.But he had already begun to regret it faintly in his heart.

When they found out that the princess was missing, they were devastated, worrying about what to do if the king's order could not be fulfilled.I happened to see a woman with the same purple eyes as the princess, so I immediately thought of letting her pretend to be the princess to pass this level.

"As long as you are willing, you will be the only princess of Yue Kingdom in the future." That's what the messenger said.

But the dancer refused without hesitation, and looked at the messenger like a liar.It is roughly the same expression as when someone sends a text message of "I, Qin Shihuang, send money".

The messenger felt that it might be more straightforward.He took out a small pocket and weighed the bag: "20 taels."

The dancer didn't care: "Stop talking nonsense, what are you bragging about!"

The messenger pulled the rope at the mouth of the bag, revealing the golden light inside: "Gold."

The dancer kept her eyes fixed on her pockets, but her mouth did not relax: "What are you talking about? I don't understand what you mean."

The messenger took out another small bag: "30 taels of gold."

The dancer's eyes were shining, and her eyes moved back and forth on the two heavy bags: "I'll think about it."

The envoy used his trump card: "60 taels!"

The dancer immediately ran to the residence, shouting as she ran, "Where are you going to be a princess? I'll pack my luggage right away. Wait for me! I'll be here right away."

But when she got in the carriage, the dancer began to worry and regret again: "You said you want to get married? No, then I won't do it. I'm free! I don't want to marry a man who doesn't know his face!" As she said, she wanted to turn over and get off carriage.

The messenger said indifferently: "100 taels of gold."

In the blink of an eye, the dancer returned to her seat and sat down, as if she hadn't done anything just now, with an affectionate and cute face: "Whatever he looks like, my dream lover looks like."

Recalling the original scene, the messenger couldn't help but sighed.But now it was too late for him to regret it, he had brought all his belts, and he had paid half of the money in advance, so he couldn't allow him to look back.The messenger looked away, and the prince next to him was still earnestly asking the guide how to attract the emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty.This made the messengers who saw it very gratified and sighed that their own little prince was still reliable.

But if he knew what the little prince of the Moon Kingdom said to the guide, he might not think so——

"I heard that the men of the Great Zhou like weak people, and the Emperor of the Great Zhou must be like this." The guide affirmed.

"Then what does it mean to be a weak person?" The little prince of the Moon Kingdom humbly asked for advice.

The guide took out a copy of "Little White Flower's Cheats on Cultivation" and a copy of "Green Tea Experience" from his bosom, and opened the book, brushed a line of words with his index finger, and read each word: "First of all, you must tilt your head at 45 degrees from time to time. .”

"Is that so?" The little prince leaned his head to one side, like a stiff neck.

"Very good." The guide gave him a thumbs up.

"Then you should often say redundancies, such as eating and sleeping."

The little prince of the Moon Kingdom pondered for a while, and then said seriously: "Guide, guide, what about the queen?"

The guide read the book and continued: "If you want to talk like a baby, it would be even better if you can burp."

The little prince of the Moon Country thought about it for a while, and then tried his best to say in a childlike voice: "Is this, hiccup, like, hiccup?"

The guide didn't speak, but clenched his hand into a fist and pressed it against his chest, and said, "Let's have a look again."

So the little prince of the Yue Kingdom clenched his hands into fists, pressed them against his chest, raised his head and said in a milky voice, "Yes, hiccup, so, hiccup?"

The guide showed a teachable expression, and encouraged him to try a few more times, practice makes perfect.

They taught one by one and learned by the other, making it very lively.But no one noticed that the corners of the word "green tea" in "Green Tea Experience" turned up, revealing the word "milk" underneath.

It seems... This seems to be a pirated book.In order to make it easier to sell, I posted a new title and sold it, but in fact the content did not match the title at all.

The little prince of the Yue Kingdom didn't know it at all, and was still studying hard, trying his best to keep up with Da Zhou's aesthetics.

Therefore, when Ji Yuanlin, who had finally explained clearly and was punished to sleep in his study for a week, saw this scene when he entertained the Yue Kingdom mission——

The little prince of the Moon Country put his two tender little hands on his chest, his big watery eyes fluttered, and said in a childlike voice, "Thank you, Your Majesty, hiccup."

Ji Yuanlin: ...

Yuan Qi Feng, who was at the side, greeted the palace servants: "Go and get some water, I can't speak clearly because of the hiccups."

Both the little prince and the dancer, who shouldered the great responsibilities of the country, were rejected by Ji Yuanlin, who knew the mission of the Yue Kingdom mission.Ji Yuanlin proposed a plan to strengthen business exchanges, but he did not intend to marry them.

The envoy was puzzled, why don't the father and son like beauties?Their king was afraid that he would not like it, so he sent two of them, one male and one female.However, after fully understanding the new mutual market plan made by Dazhou, the envoy immediately put aside his doubts and worries, turned to a happy smile, and said that they Yueguo will fully cooperate with Dazhou on the border between Dazhou and Yueguo To do mutual market.

They were discussing business over there, and Prince Yue, who "has a heavy responsibility", found Yuan Qi Feng, and tried hard to persuade him to complete his task: "You are a queen, you must be magnanimous, and you must accept the harem for the emperor. "For example, take the initiative to bring him into the harem.

Yuan Qi Feng: What nonsense are you talking about?jpg.

"Why should I give my lover to others? I'm very smart, so I wouldn't do such a stupid thing." Yuan Qi Feng directly refused.

The little prince of the Moon Kingdom said: "But you can get a good reputation that way."

"A good reputation can't be eaten or worn." Yuan Qi Feng expressed disdain.Fame is not as important as Linyuan!

Seeing that Prince Yue didn't know what to say, Yuan Qi Feng asked suddenly: "Why don't you stutter or hiccup anymore? Do you have any secret recipes that can quickly cure stuttering and hiccups?"

Yuan Qi Feng looked at Prince Yue with some interest.He wants to know the secret recipe!Hiccups are painful.

Prince Yue was very angry: "I didn't stutter and hiccup!"

Not stuttering and hiccupping?

"what is that?"

"That's your Da Zhou's aesthetic." Prince Yue said confidently, "I heard that it will make others love you more. I've learned it very well now."

Yuan Qi Feng:? ? ?

Yuan Qi Feng fell into deep thought and didn't speak any more.

So, when Ji Yuanlin talked about good things and dragged Yuan Qi Feng back to Kunning Palace, he suddenly heard Yuan Qi Feng calling him from behind.Ji Yuanlin turned around strangely, and saw Yuan Qifeng's neck twisted to [-] degrees, hanging on his shoulders, like a zombie, he said awkwardly, "Yuanyuan, I want to kiss."

At the end, he blinked, remembering that he seemed to have forgotten something, so he added "hiccup".

Ji Yuanlin: ...

Ji Yuanlin: "Xi Quan, do you know? A person who loses his soul is against the law."

Yuan Qi Feng (confused): "Huh?"

Ji Yuanlin: "Fortunately you are not."

Then,

Take it away, fuck it.

On the second day,

After making up lessons, Ji Yuanlin took the book and asked Yuan Qi Feng: "Didn't the book say that it is enough to turn your head 45 degrees? Why did you turn it to 90 degrees?"

Yuan Qi Feng lay on the bed and didn't want to move. He didn't feel uncomfortable, but his waist was a little sore: "Didn't the book say that after doing this, you can make others love you more?"

I want to double the effect.

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The author has something to say:

The plot is for ridicule, the author respects all legal xp.

This is the end, give hugs to all the little angels~

The following is the extra episode~ Because there are manuscripts, it should be updated at six o'clock every day. If there is no update, the manuscript box will be drawn.