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Stand-up comedy is a kind of cross talk performed by one person.

It not only has the technique of comic dialogue, but also integrates the expressive techniques of stories and storytelling.

Brilliant, but it all depends on one person's mouth.

Chen Xi stepped onto the stage and came to the microphone.

Han Tianye was still standing on the side of the stage, planning to watch Chen Xi's show.

After fiddling with the microphone, Chen Xi smiled. He first came up with an opening poem:

"Life is based on life, don't be bad conscience

Good and evil will eventually be rewarded in the end, just fight for the early and the late. "

After reading the introductory poem, I patted the wood again, and today's show officially started.

"Everyone knows that what I just recited was the opening poem, which serves as a depressant. The opening poem is optional, but why do I say it? It must show that I, the captain, have profound knowledge. ah!"

The audience started chuckling.

"I didn't read poems in the previous programs. When I read poems, people will see, hey, this person is highly educated, and he is a cultural person. His programs must be good, and then no one will leave the stage."

While speaking, three girls stood up in a hurry.

"You said that I am so educated, but there are still people leaving the stage!"

As soon as these words were uttered, they just matched the situation.

The rest of the audience couldn't help laughing.

It wasn't embarrassing for the three girls to be named, and they yelled 'catch the train' to Chen Xi on the stage, and then left.

"Oh, it turns out that I was catching a train. That's understandable. I thought Brother Xi had lost my charm!"

"Hey!" The audience couldn't help booing.

In other words, don't look at Chen Xi alone, he is not as good as the previous funny and flattering interactions, and he is not as good at selling CP as Bai Ruining and Chi Ruize, but Chen Xi really relies on his own language charm and story to attract the audience They stayed.

"My grandfather, everyone has heard of it from my previous cross talk. If you want to say that people talk about cross talk, but this one."

Chen Xi gave a thumbs up,

"Just recently, the old man called me home and taught me another lesson."

"Everyone has eaten Chinese toon. It is very delicious, but it contains a lot of nitrite and nitrate. It is best to blanch it in hot water before cooking."

"But this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that the old man can actually lead a love story from a toon."

It turns out that the protagonist of this love story is actually a ghost cultivated by a toon.

"If you want to talk about the toon essence, I directly grabbed the scholar's hand, and Jiao Didi said..."

Chen Xi raised his orchid finger and began to imitate a girl, Han Tianye couldn't help but laugh at that appearance.

"Little son, you are so kind, the slave family is not a human being, why don't you teach the slave family today?"

"The scholar is also moved, this is a spring breeze!"

"But how could he know that since then, the scholar's health has deteriorated day by day. He had no choice but to ask the doctor to check it. The doctor shook his head after seeing it. The scholar knew that he was in a bad situation. Sure enough, the doctor's diagnosis and treatment turned out that there is no cure!"

"The scholar sighed. He felt that it might be a human monster who went against the way of heaven, but how could he know that the doctor said there was another reason!"

Seeing that the audience's curiosity had reached its peak, Chen Xi stopped playing tricks and directly revealed the answer:

"The doctor said, hey, you are 'nitrite poisoning', I can't do anything about it!"

After saying this, the audience burst into laughter.

Han Tianye also laughed, he thought Chen Xi's stand-up was very interesting.

It is a bit different from traditional cross talk, but it is like a modern talk show, but it is much more regular than a talk show.

It can also be regarded as an attempt to integrate traditional and modern forms, and Chen Xi is quite good at pondering.

Speaking of which, it was the first time for Han Tianye to watch Chen Xi's performance so closely.

After looking at it, he found that Chen Xi's typhoon was very stable, which was not what he should have at his age.

Young cross talk actors, no matter how they pretend to be old-fashioned, will always reveal a little youthful taste, but Chen Xi is different. Watching his performance, he will forget his age and focus entirely on cross talk works.

This is exactly a kind of stage charm.

Looking at the eloquent man in a black coat on the stage, Han Tianye's smile never faded from his face.

This person has no original edges and corners, but he looks much gentler and more stable, but he knows that this person is still straightforward in his bones...

Han Tianye, who was thinking about Chen Xi, didn't know that there were several fans pointing their cameras at him in a box on the second floor.

"Is this the person you were talking about just now? He is indeed so handsome. He almost blinded me when he came out to announce the scene just now!" A girl said in a low voice while holding a camera to snap a picture.

"It's him. He has a very close relationship with Chen Xi. I suspect that Chen Xi is looking for a partner." Her companion analyzed.

"Oh my god, it's so good-looking. If you can still partner with our brother Xi, you'd be crazy! Look at his eyes, seeing our captain Chen is so lustful, I feel like I'm going to eat him up. "The girl's subordinates were excited, and the camera started to shoot continuously, and she didn't hold back, and yelled directly.

The voice was a bit abrupt, and Chen Xi on the stage was taken aback. He followed the voice and looked towards the second floor, raising his eyebrows immediately.

"Yes, that's what the Toon Essence that I was with that scholar just now was called!" Chen Xi was not used to anything, so he said it directly.

Dare to interrupt his performance, I'm bored of life, screaming at places that shouldn't be called!

"Hahaha! Dirty—!" The audience couldn't help but laugh, especially some of the men who laughed the loudest.

The girl who was teased by Chen Xi put down the camera and lay down on the table.

Some want to cry but have no tears in my heart.

Chen Xi is fine everywhere, but as the captain, he is a bit too serious and rigid.

If someone poached or interrupted his performance, that person would definitely counterattack and mock him in the most severe way.

Han Tianye on the side of the stage couldn't help but chuckled.

Chen Xi's more serious energy is still the same as before, and now even the audience hates it.

"How about it, isn't our program good?" At this time, Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi walked over with a smile.

"It's really good, beyond my expectation." Han Tianye nodded.

The performance team led by this person really surprised him a lot.

"It's also thanks to Xiaoxi!" Zhao Longqi said, "He has a bright mind and often helps us save money. There is no one more competent than him as the captain."

"By the way, why didn't I see the audience giving gifts?" Han Tianye suddenly asked, thinking of something.

He just felt a little weird just now, the actors performed so well, and the audience praised him so much, why no one gave gifts.

Of course, the gifts he was talking about were not expensive ones, but some small toys.

In the past, it was a common scene to give gifts to actors in small theaters, but it was not seen here in Youranju.

"Jiqingtang does not allow disciples to accept gifts from the audience, expensive or cheap, even a plush toy, because it thinks that if you accept a plush toy today, you may receive a bank card from someone tomorrow. , although the audience is willing, but it is unavoidable that there will be suspicions of 'eating out of thin air'." Xu Fenglai answered questions and cleared up doubts.

Han Amano nodded.

He knew that the purpose of Ji Qingtang was to let the actors focus more on their own works, instead of focusing on how to take advantage of the audience.

Jiqingtang is indeed worthy of being a large-scale traditional cross talk group in China. The rules are not so strict, but it should be said that it is these strict rules that allow this group to continue to this day.

Thinking of this, he smiled: "Today's performance really opened my eyes. Everyone performed very well, with strong stage performance and excellent basic skills. Each of them is a very mature actor. I think it is even better than those TV comics. It seems that everyone's fame is just around the corner."

Hearing Han Tianye's praise, not only Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi, but also Chen Xi's four apprentices gathered around him, looking at him with bright eyes.

Sure enough, as expected of their master's partner, they can talk!

"Oh, sir, we are all embarrassed when you say that." Fang Zuo said with a smile.

"Actually, we are only one chance away now, maybe one day it will become popular." Bai Ruining was also flattered by the praise.

As we talked, the topic began to revolve around future development, and the more we talked, the more excited we became.

"What are you doing? Hurry up and announce the curtain, the whole show is over."

After Chen Xi's show ended, as soon as he turned around, he saw Han Tianye surrounded by six people at the end of the stage, everyone looked excited.

Something was wrong in his heart. He didn't know what these people were gossiping about, so he stepped off the stage quickly.

Han Amano nodded, said "Thank you", and then stepped onto the stage, announcing the end of the whole performance, and told the night's performance time.

Chen Xi brought the six people back to the backstage, and then asked, "What were you talking about just now, why are you all so excited?"

"Of course I'm excited, the uncle said our show is good." Fang Zuo said excitedly.

"He also said that we would definitely be famous in the future." Bai Ruining puffed out his chest with a smug expression on his face.And the faces of the others are more or less rippling with the joy of being praised.

At this time, the outside audience began to exit, and Han Tianye came back.

Chen Xi glanced at Han Tianye: "You are quite good at winning people's hearts."

Han Tianye shrugged: "I'm telling the truth."

"Xiaoxi, I finally know why you chose this partner." Xu Fenglai said with a smile, "He is really nice."

"That's right, master, no wonder you dressed up specially today, my uncle is really nice." Fang Zuo exposed Chen Xi's background all at once.

Chen Xi stepped forward and kicked him, this kid really can't open any pot!

Han Tianye let out a 'puchi' laugh, and Chen Xi suddenly felt even more embarrassed.

"Alright, alright, I've been busy all afternoon, hurry up and rest, there's a performance tonight."

Chen Xi regained his serious expression and began to change the subject.

"Also, don't think too much about being famous. You can't force this thing. Now it's better to perform step by step. Do your best, obey the destiny, and God will reward you. I believe God will see us!"

Everyone in the world has vanity, and he also understands the psychology of his players, and as the captain, he also has the responsibility to lead his players to a bigger stage.

But whether it is red or not, it depends on fate.

Not to mention history, just say that there are still many stars with good acting skills who are not famous. This stuff really can't be obtained by force.

Before he didn't want a partner, it was entirely because of his own personal problems, and it had nothing to do with whether he was famous or not.

If there is an opportunity, he will also lead his team to firmly seize the opportunity.

The immediate problem is to get the work done well, so that when the opportunity comes, everything will come naturally.

After Han Tianye heard this, he felt a little funny again, and God was involved.

Sure enough, cross talk actors usually talk in private sometimes, and they also bring a little deception when talking about cross talk.

But the other team members heard it in their hearts.

"Okay, got it, Master!"

"Xiaoxi, we will focus on the work!"

"Don't worry!"

Seeing that his team members were full of energy, Chen Xi was relieved.

"Of course, if you have any good ideas to promote us, you can also come up with them, let's study them!"

He is not a straight-talking captain, and sometimes he will ask for opinions from his players.

Thinking of something, Bai Ruining squeezed the others away, came to Chen Xi, took out his phone, and released a short video: "Master, recently, Daze and I have made a lot of short videos about CP hype, obviously there are more fans, and now he is so handsome The uncle is here, you two should also show off your love and make some short videos, maybe you will become popular, and even our team can follow suit."

"Hahaha!" Han Tianye couldn't bear it this time, and laughed out loud.

Chen Xi: "..."

He actually felt like he was lifting a rock and shooting himself in the foot.

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The author has something to say:

Life is based on gain, and you must not have a bad conscience——The last four sentences of Errenzhuan "Splashing Water Before the Horse"

Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and we only fight for the early and the late——Song Yucheng's "Yingxue Cong Shuo" II

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