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For Ji Qingtang to come to their theater to perform, Tu Xinda and all his disciples were ready.

They knew how powerful this captain Chen was, that is, in the past six months, through his leadership, the fourth team has become a huge hit, and each team member already has a large number of fans.

Each of them is not flashy, and each of them speaks well in cross talk, among which the pair of Chen Xi and Han Tianye is the best.

In order to deal with Chen Xi's kicking out of the gym, Tu Xinda not only postponed the subsequent work, but personally led his disciples to arrange the program.

I saw that on the stage at this time, Tu Xinda led his disciples to come up with a group of allegro.

That piece of board hit the sky, and it was very charming.

Speaking of this Allegro book, it incorporates the artistic means of cross talk and storytelling, and enriches the sentence patterns and block patterns on the basis of the original Shulaibao.

Only Tu Xinda's smooth voice made the audience feel extremely comfortable. Occasionally, the voice fluctuated up and down, causing an intense climax to appear in the stable.

With the allegro accompaniment, combined with Tu Xinda's melodious voice, it directly portrays the content of the book in depth, giving people a sense of eloquence.

This is the essence of Shihutang.

At this time, Chen Xi, who was standing next to the side curtain and also enjoying the show, couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

Shihutang is Shihutang, which is a cross talk group with the same history of cross talk for more than 100 years as Jiqingtang.

Seeing Lion Tiger Hall working so hard, as Chen Xi who came to kick the hall today, he had to take it seriously. He directly came to a group cross talk "Picking the Jacket".

Chen Xi played in person, and also called Han Tianye and Zhao Longqi.

Tu Xinda even went on the stage to speak in person, and he, the captain, must work hard, otherwise, if he accidentally loses, it will be a big shame.

In the theater of Shihutang, Chen Xi, Han Tianye, and Zhao Longqi from Jiqingtang slowly stepped onto the stage wearing coats.

Some viewers who had already seen the playlist for the kick-off competition immediately screamed and applauded when they saw the three of them appearing on the stage.

Today, Chen Xi himself played the role of Li Qiao, that is, the person in the mandarin jacket, Han Tianye played the role of teaser, the person who lent the mandarin jacket, and Zhao Longqi, as the supporter, played the role of breaking the casserole and asking the truth.

Chen Xi, who was wearing a mandarin jacket, stood in front of the microphone and began to greet the audience.

The preceding remarks were mainly about Chen Xi expressing his dissatisfaction in order to elicit his desire to quit.

"Tell me about the kick-off competition I did this time, how good this activity is, but this group of netizens scolded me, saying that I'm an idle asshole."

Thinking that the Internet was not overwhelmingly supporting him before, Chen Xi also took the opportunity to screw up.

By the way, because of their kicking out of the pavilion recently, it has really attracted a lot of attention.

Difficult to say, there are likes and dislikes.

Most people think this kind of activity is very interesting, but there are still a small number of people who think that this is just a gimmick made to attract attention and attract attention.

Chen Xi doesn't mind, but it doesn't prevent him from using it as a burden in his works.

Zhao Longqi: "Okay!"

Han Amano: "Hi! You still have eggs!"

The two of them turned over the burden together, but when he heard Han Tianye turned over the burden, Chen Xi immediately went up to him: "You didn't, did you?"

"Hahaha!"

"Anyway, just because the netizens said so, I really can't afford to wait for you. I won't kick this game, I'll go, I'll go now!" Chen Xi planned to leave the stage by excuse. .

But Han Tianye couldn't spare him, he stepped forward and stopped him.

"You have to go."

"That's right, I want to leave. It's said to be kicking the museum, but I'm promoting national culture. There are still people scolding me for this. I'm so wronged. I'm leaving, I have to go!"

"Alas--!"

"You go, return the mantle to me!"

After finishing speaking, Han Tianye began to pick off Chen Xi's jacket, and there were screams in the audience. Zhao Longqi saw that something was wrong, and immediately stopped him.

Chen Xi and Han Tianye pushed and shoved, and for some reason, Chen Xi rolled to the ground, Han Tianye also saw the timing, and continued to peel off the jacket.

Staying away from the microphone, Chen Xi also yelled at Han Tianye: "Are you crazy? You're really picky. You're so mean, big brother!"

"That won't work, you're leaving soon!" Han Tianye smiled, but his subordinates were not polite at all.

Chen Xi also found out that this Han Tianye was also very skillful, seeing his mandarin jacket unbuttoned all the way.

Zhao Longqi at the side didn't know whether the two were playing or performing, in short, he could only try his best to stop Han Tianye.

Under Zhao Longqi's persuasion, Chen Xi and Han Tianye finally stood up, and then Zhao Longqi pulled them back to the microphone.

Zhao Longqi wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Okay, you two, pay attention, this is someone else's stage, good guy, it's all rolled together."

Chen Xi: "What are you talking about!"

Han Tianye: "You can't really say that!"

"I've never heard of it!" Chen Xi pushed Han Tianye.

"Hahaha!" The audience couldn't help laughing, this Zhao Longqi is also a fan!

Afterwards, Chen Xi and Han Tianye began to haggle over the price of the mandarin jacket.

The two finally reached an agreement, and Chen Xi kept the jacket.

At this time, Han Tianye began to enter the "bragging" mode of cloudy mountains and foggy, tricks and tricks.

It is said that the lie they prepared in "Picking the Jacket" is an old joke, but this old joke was adapted by Chen Xi.

At this moment, Han Tianye said to Zhao Long:

"By the way, I went out to eat that day. What did I eat? Roast duck, a serious Peking duck...but I haven't waited for the roast duck. I didn't expect a roast duck to fly in from the window sill. Do you think it's amazing?"

What Han Tianye is talking about now is called "Flying Roast Duck", which is adapted from "Yuan Lie" in "Xin Yan Xiao Lin Guang Ji".

"What? A roast duck flew in?" Zhao Longqi asked in feigned surprise.

"That's right, don't you believe it, the roast duck is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, without a head, is it miraculous?" Han Tianye continued to brag.

"No head? He flew to the second floor?"

"That's right, I just watched it fly onto my plate!" Han Tianye still insisted that the roast duck could fly.

When Zhao Longqi heard this, he waved his hand:

"I don't believe it. What are you talking about? Roast ducks can fly by themselves. Are you confused? Don't think that you can talk nonsense just because you are the vice-captain."

Han Tianye was listening to it at first, but it was a bit funny when he heard the last sentence. This brother Zhao is really good at singing.

Chen Xi, who was waiting at the side, almost froze when he heard Zhao Longqi's words.

Sure enough, these senior brothers of his were not given for nothing!

"If you don't believe me, you can ask him." Saying that, Han Tianye pointed at Chen Xi.

"He knows?"

Speaking of which, Zhao Longqi came to Chen Xi's side, tugged at him,

"Come, come, explain to me. He said he saw a roast duck fly to the second floor and land on his plate. Is there such a thing?"

Hearing this, Chen Xi immediately became angry: "What? Roast duck? Can it still fly?"

"I haven't heard of it, did you make it up?" Zhao Longqi saw that there was a door, and immediately asked the bottom line.

But who knew that Chen Xi passed Zhao Longqi and came straight to Han Tianye, stretched out his finger, and began to question: "You actually went to eat roast duck, why didn't you call me, do you still have a conscience?"

"Hahaha!" The audience couldn't help laughing when they saw Chen Xi who suddenly went astray.

"What are you talking about with this thing? Just talk about how that roast duck could fly to the second floor." Zhao Longqi was surprised, and quickly brought the topic back.

"I'll talk about this topic later, the current issue is more important."

Chen Xi pushed Zhao Longqi away, looked at Han Tianye, and continued,

"You said how many years we have known each other, and we have been partners until now. I have no credit but I also have hard work. Let's just eat a roast duck. You didn't call me. That's a small roast duck problem. Huh? That is simply a huge test of our brotherhood for many years!"

Han Tianye smiled and said nothing, but Zhao Longqi at the side was impatient, he quickly pulled Chen Xi back to his original position:

"What are you messing with! Let's talk about the two of you later, let's talk about why the roast duck can fly now! It's killing me!"

The audience couldn't help laughing seeing Zhao Longqi in such a hurry.

The tricks in the program "Picking the Jacket" must be as messy as possible in the process of lying. The more bizarre the story is, the louder the burden will be when it finally comes out.

Now Chen Xi's 'interruption' and off topic are also a kind of nonsense.

Who knows, Chen Xi didn't continue to talk at this time, but Han Tianye took the opportunity to speak, and he actually explained to Chen Xi.

"Don't be angry, the main reason is that I ate roast duck that day. You seem to have something to do, and your mobile phone didn't get through, so I didn't call you. I really don't blame me for this matter."

"Oh, so that's what it is."

Well, the two chatted.

Seeing that the situation was out of control, Zhao Longqi immediately yelled: "Why are you two still chatting? Did you discuss it well? Are you starting to run on me?"

"Isn't it a run on you? You're just like a bad guy, destroying the relationship between us, talking about the roast duck, what are you asking about the roast duck, it's on purpose." Chen Xi followed the topic and went straight up.

"Did I say the roast duck? Didn't he say that? Why can't I ask? Don't talk nonsense. I'll just ask you whether the flying roast duck is true or not!" Zhao Longqi was really pissed off. light.

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

"Don't be angry, let me tell you, I did see it." Chen Xi said comforting Zhao Longqi.

Zhao Longqi regained his spirit: "Then tell me."

I saw Chen Xi pointing at Han Tianye, "Just talk about him, when I was making ducks..."

"what?"

"what?"

Han Tianye and Zhao Longqi looked at Chen Xi together.

"Ah, no, no, I made a mistake. I said someone else, someone else." Chen Xi accompanied him with a smile.

I thought Chen Xi could continue to lie, but at this time Han Tianye asked curiously and gave him a wink, especially like the kind of gossip: "Who is it?"

When Chen Xi saw that someone was interested, he immediately wanted to answer:

"That's the one……"

However, Zhao Longqi immediately stopped him:

"Okay, you two, why are we talking again, let's care about this duck now!"

"Alas--!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter and whistled.

In today's mandarin jacket pick-up, I didn't expect that Zhao Longqi was the most outstanding one. It really felt like a stroke of genius.

Zhao Longqi made a pun, obviously their roast duck is more important now.

When it comes to "Flying Roast Duck", I lied that the staff of the roast duck restaurant went to deliver the roast duck. In a hurry, the roast duck flew away, the hook hooked the duck's head, and the rest of the roast duck's body flew to the second floor. This is the whole content of "Flying Roast Duck".

But this kind of content is obviously not in line with modern life. Where there is still food delivery, take a hook to hook roast duck, now it is wrapped in tin foil or other packaging, and then delivered.

So how to fly the roast duck this time?

Chen Xi made a simple workaround.

"That's right, that day, there was a man who bought a roast duck and came out of that roast duck shop. Unexpectedly, he was hit by his partner on the spot.

When the woman saw the man with the roast duck in her hand, she got angry on the spot, pointed at the man and cursed, "Ah, tell me, I've been with you for so many years, and I have worked hard without credit. You eat roast duck and you eat it." You didn't tell me, are you still human? You..."

He directly said the set of words that scolded Han Tianye just now, and said it intact.

This is Chen Xi's design. He repeated his previous dissatisfaction with Han Tianye in another scene, as if it finally turned into a perfect circle, and the burden rang out.

It should be said that comedy itself is the art of repetition.

Sure enough, upon hearing his words, the audience couldn't help but laugh again.

"Hey, wait a moment, wait a moment."

After Zhao Longqi heard it, he immediately stopped him, "We don't like this, can we stop showing affection?"

In other words, Chen Xi obviously compared his relationship with Han Tianye to a boyfriend and girlfriend.

"Hahaha!"

There were screams again.

Zhao Longqi flipped through the bag at the right time, directly pushing the laughter to a climax.

Tu Xinda standing on the edge of the side curtain, and the other Shihutang disciples nodded inwardly. The strength of each of their four teams can be seen.

"This woman was very angry. In a fit of anger, she took apart the roast duck in her boyfriend's hand, grabbed the roast duck by the neck, and greeted her boyfriend, saying, 'I will let you eat alone, and I will let you eat alone. Eat alone.', due to too much force, the neck of the roast duck was broken, and the whole body flew out, and then flew to the second floor, and landed on Han Tianye's plate, this is flying, roasting, duck! "

"Oh! Good!" Zhao Longqi roared, and the audience applauded thunderously.

This panic finally came to an end.

Chen Xi's performance of "Picking the Jacket" was really wonderful. Standing sideways, Tu Xinda felt a little uneasy in his heart. He was really afraid that Chen Xi and the others would win today's competition.

Fortunately, the audience who liked their lion and tiger hall accounted for the majority today. Chen Xi and the three of them did not succeed in kicking the hall, but there was still some uncertainty. The difference between the audience votes of the two parties was only three votes.

After the three of Chen Xi finished their performance, they changed their clothes and greeted Tu Xinda before leaving the theater.

After the three left, a disciple walked up to Tu Xinda and whispered.

"Master, I found out clearly, Chen Xi and Han Tianye will go to Mr. Zhang's house during the day now."

"Mr. Zhang?" Tu Xinda had some doubts.

"Zhang Yingxiang is a well-known comedian in Shenyang."

Hearing this person's name, Tu Xinda was a little surprised. He had heard of this old gentleman's name. He was very famous in Shenyang decades ago.

"Chen Xi and Han Tianye went to Mr. Zhang's house... Could it be to learn something?" Tu Xinda couldn't help frowning.

He seemed to remember that Mr. Zhang had two unique skills...

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The author has something to say:

Don't let anyone stop me, I'm really going to talk about cross talk hahahaha

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