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Accompanied by the afternoon sun, the front of Leisurely House began to become lively.

The performance of the fourth team in the afternoon is about to start, and there is already a long queue at the gate to check tickets.

Han Tianye, who was in the backstage and dressed in casual clothes, watched Chen Xi and the others prepare for the stage.

Chen Xi was wearing a slightly old-fashioned black coat this time, which surprised Han Tianye. He felt that it was not as good as the red coat at the wedding that day.

Thinking about it, he came to Chen Xi's side, raised his hand to help him button the button: "I'll button it for you."

Chen Xi didn't refuse, and let Han Tianye help: "You get used to it here today, and see our performance style, and next week I'll ask the performance department to add your name, and then you can perform on stage .”

Since he agreed to his grandfather, Chen Xi naturally wanted to fulfill his duties as a captain.

You really treat me like a rookie...

Han Tianye was a little funny, but when he heard Chen Xi's caring words, his heart warmed up, and he couldn't help but stop with his buttoned hands.

He looked at Chen Xi in front of him, and felt an urge in his heart to kiss this man fiercely.

Noticing Han Tianye's eyes full of desire, Chen Xi was startled, and he immediately pulled away Han Tianye's hand holding his clothes.

He was too familiar with this look.

"Okay, I'll buckle it myself, and see if they need help."

Chen Xi turned around, lowered his head, trembling due to nervousness, the button in his hand seemed to become disobedient.

What on earth is this man going to do!

Han Tianye stared at the back of Chen Xi's head, looked at the twist in the man's hair, and smiled.

Thinking about it, he looked at the others: "Is there any help?"

"Master, give me a button!" Fang Zuo was not polite at all, and shouted directly.

"I'll give you a deduction, why are you so troublesome!" Xu Feng said, went to Fang Zuo's side, and then he smiled at Han Tianye, "It's okay, Amano, just sit down, now you are the captain Ma'am, I can't trouble you, or Xiaoxi will be upset." He said, and glanced at Chen Xi who was at the side.

"Hahaha!"

There was a burst of laughter in the living room.

The partner of the performance team captain is generally nicknamed the captain's wife.

Chen Xi, who was still struggling with his buttons: "..."

Han Tianye laughed, at first he thought that Xu Fenglai was a little alienated from him, but now it seems that he was wrong.

Just as Chen Xi buttoned up the buttons and put on his coat, the sound of the audience entering the arena could already be heard from the other side of the stage.

"Let's go, I'll take you there to have a look." Saying that, Chen Xi took Han Tianye to the stage.

The two stood on the side of the stage.

The stage beside them was covered with a red carpet, on which were placed two microphones and a scene table.There were two fans, one eye-catching, and one handkerchief on the table in that scene, in the style of a guy talking about cross talk.

On the gorgeous stage background, there is a couplet written.

'Auspicious wishes make the world happy

Celebrating more than enough to forget the sorrows of the world

Auspicious and Joyful Hengpi'

This is Jiqingtang.

Opposite the stage is the auditorium.

There are two floors inside Leisurely Residence, the first floor is for scattered seats, and the second floor is for boxes. The entire structure continues the architectural style of the Republic of China period.

The side facing the stage is the door and the glass window above.

After all, during the daytime, here is a teahouse business, the house is too dark, close to the light to illuminate, it will make people feel a sense of suffocation.

In this way, with the glass, the sunlight can come in, and the guests will be more comfortable.

Since Youranju occupies a large area and has a large internal space, it has a sense of spaciousness when looking around.

In the scattered seats on the first floor, wooden square tables are equipped with grand master chairs, and white tea porcelain bowls are placed on the tables. This is the auditorium full of teahouse atmosphere.

At this time, the first and second floors have already been filled with audiences.

Occasionally, some audience members waved their hands excitedly when they saw Chen Xi appearing on the side of the stage.

Although the stage of Youranju is divided into upper and lower doors, there is no door curtain to block it, only some side curtains. If the audience wants to see the actors waiting for the stage, they can still see them by adjusting the angle.

Seeing this familiar dream scene, Chen Xi was a little embarrassed, and in order to cover up, he rarely raised his hand to respond.

"This teahouse is a new-style teahouse built in the same batch as Laoshe Teahouse in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China. Although it is a new-style teahouse, the decoration and layout still use the style of the Republic of China.

There used to be old gentlemen performing on stage here, but after the old gentleman retired, our performance team was stationed here all the year round. "

Han Amano nodded.

At this time, Chen Xi thought of something, found a microphone from the side, and handed it to Han Tianye.

"Handsome guy, go announce the curtain today." Chen Xi looked at Han Tianye and smiled.

"You're putting on shoes for me." Han Tianye, who took the microphone, looked at Chen Xi.

"That's what you said." Chen Xi pretended to be dissatisfied, put his hands behind his back, and looked like a leader, "The captain is just exercising and training you, so that you can adapt to the theater environment in advance."

"Okay, I will announce the curtain, and the program list."

"Oh, yes, you don't know what show it is yet." Chen Xi rubbed his nose in embarrassment.

It's embarrassing to be impulsive, but I forgot about the program list.

All the audience entered the arena, and the show started on time.

Han Tianye took the microphone and walked onto the stage: "Hi everyone, welcome to Youranju. I am today's host, Ji Qingtang Han Tianye."

As soon as he appeared, commotion started in the auditorium.

"Oh my god, what a handsome little brother."

"Does Chen Xi have a special hobby? Look at their team, they are all handsome guys, and now there is an even more handsome guy!"

"Then what's the matter, I just like looking at handsome guys!"

"This voice is so magnetic, I suspect he is singing the big drum!"

Faintly hearing the audience's comments, Han Tianye didn't care at all, and continued to introduce in a mellow voice: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk, "My Student Times", the performers Fang Zuo and Fang You."

After a brief introduction, Han Tianye stepped down from the stage.

Fang Zuo and Fang You, who were wearing pink coats, stepped onto the stage with a smile. They were full of youthfulness, and the audience immediately burst into thunderous applause.

Han Amano came to the side of the stage, intending to watch the performance of these two students.

At this time, Chen Xi came to his side.

"My two apprentices are not bad, thanks to my master!"

Han Tianye didn't know what Chen Xi's nonsensical words meant.

At this time, Fang Zuo and Fang You's program started.

Fang Zuo teases, Fang right holds it up.

"Hi everyone, it's our brother's turn to perform again today." Fang Zuo cupped his hands.

"Yes!" Fang You nodded.

"But I look at the audience, there are old friends and new friends, it is still necessary to introduce us."

"I have to introduce it, at least let the audience know why we look the same." As soon as Fang You said this, the audience burst into laughter.

Why do they look the same?

Twins chant!

"Let me introduce me first. My name is Fang Zuo. I am a freshman in Haidian No. [-] Middle School. I am a celebrity in the school. I have a school-level appearance. I am the dream lover of thousands of girls in the school. I was unanimously rated by the principal and teacher..."

"what?"

"...No.1 best at answering conversations."

"Ah? Take the call!" Fang You was a little amused, "You're not showing your face!"

Audience: "Hahaha!"

That's right, students, aren't they just answering calls?

"Their jobs are pretty good." Chen Xi said braggingly.

"It's pretty good. Looking for burdens from the perspective of students is more suitable for the two of them than those traditional cross talks."

Hearing such a high evaluation from Han Tianye, Chen Xi came alive.

"That's right, I helped the two of them run this show. They are too young and don't have the calm energy of the old man. How can you say that traditional cross talk is awkward. Finally, I told them, in the future, you can talk about things around you. Come on, maybe it’s more suitable for you.”

"How about it, I'm still very good. If you want to become my partner, you have no real skills!" Chen Xi looked proud.

Han Tian's wild ambition is funny, this man's tail is almost up to the sky.

The two of them didn't know that Xu Fenglai was standing behind them, listening to their chat all the time.

As he listened, he narrowed his eyes.

Something is wrong with Chen Xi...

"Our headmaster, this shit, the toilet has always been a dry toilet. Once the teacher smoked and blew up the hole. I can't bear it for justice, so I plan to talk about it. How would I know..." On the stage, Fang Zuo still Performing vigorously.

"what happened?"

"The next day, the principal directly asked his brother-in-law to fix the toilet, which was a modern flush toilet. This doesn't give me a chance to show off! You must know that I have already found a reporter!"

"Hey!" Fang You flipped through his bag, "My brother-in-law is still capable!"

A pun, not only said that the brother-in-law repaired the toilet, but also said that the brother-in-law prevented possible news exposure, and also satirized the principal for finding his relatives to work, Fang Youfan's burden was just right.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Fang Zuo quickly covered Fang You's mouth, with an expression of fear of retaliation.

"Hahaha!"

"Since these two people found the right way, almost all cross talk works are related to their school. Their class teacher and principal are afraid of them both." Chen Xidao, "This toilet incident is real. At that time, Fang Zuo I especially hate dry toilets, and when I was talking about cross talk, I made complaints about it, but I didn’t expect it to be on the social news, and their principal was mad at the time, but it was not easy to take advantage of the students, so he directly approved the money and rebuilt the toilet.”

At the end, what did he think of, and added,

"Of course, not brother-in-law."

"There is such a thing." Han Tianye lowered his head and laughed.

At this time, Fang Zuo and Fang You's performances were over, and the two walked to the side curtain, and Han Tianye went on stage to continue the curtain call.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Fenhe Bay"."

After speaking, he left the stage and gave the venue to Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi.

"Fenhe Bay" is a traditional cross talk work, based on the Peking Opera Fenhe Bay, and mainly tells the story of Xue Rengui and Liu Yingchun's husband and wife meeting.

Leg work works are usually made by those who are funny and falsely claim that they are masters of Peking Opera, and those who love them don’t believe it and ask to perform on stage once. During the performance, they throw off their burdens and make people laugh.

This kind of work requires actors to dress up and sing, jump in and out of the roles they play, and then keep shaking their burdens during normal singing and crooked singing.

Leg work has relatively high requirements for cross talk actors. Voice, skills, expressiveness of characters, size and heat of shaking bags are all indispensable.

None of these can be difficult for Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi, after all, they are both cross talk and Peking Opera.

It is said that when Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi stood in front of the microphone, the temperament of the two people was a little different.

It is said that actors are different on stage and off stage, and the contrast between the two is even greater.

"What do you think I am doing?" Xu Fenglai didn't introduce himself much, standing in front of the microphone, Xu Fenglai started directly.

While speaking, he put his hands behind his back, looking like a master, but with that vigor, he always reminded people of the word 'care over everything'.

Between Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi, the somewhat feminine Xu Fenglai was for teasing, while Zhao Longqi was for flattering.

"I know." Zhao Longqi replied foolishly, "Aren't you this?" He raised his orchid finger and twisted his waist as he spoke.

"Yes, you have good eyesight." Xu Fenglai nodded.

Seeing that Xu Fenglai did not deny it, Zhao Longqi was a little surprised: "Ah? You really... this?" He raised his orchid finger again and twisted his waist.

"Yes, what's the matter?" Xu Fenglai looked at Zhao Longqi pretending to be surprised.

"Nothing." Zhao Longqi smiled foolishly, and then asked curiously, "How much do you pay for a night?"

Audience: "Hey——!"

"My usual match is..." At this point, Xu Fenglai came to his senses, raised his hand and pushed Zhao Longqi, "What do you think of me!"

Xu Fenglai originally thought that Zhao Longqi was asking about his singing career, but unexpectedly, he misunderstood it as something else.

"Hahaha!" The audience couldn't help laughing.

In the next second, Xu Fenglai started to fight back: "Just your Xiong Er's body, stake-like thighs, spittoon head, named Zhao Longqi, why do you have a 'bulge', tell me what 'bulge' you are? , just like you, no one wants money!"

"Hahaha!" the audience shouted.The poison tongue onmyoji started again.

Zhao Longqi wasn't angry when he was told, he just patted his head foolishly, and smiled: "That's right, I can still be your partner, you're too blind!"

"You!" Xu Fenglai pushed Zhao Longqi angrily.

Seeing Zhao Longqi fight back, the audience applauded again.

"These two senior brothers have a good stage style!" Han Tianye said a little funny.

"That's right." Chen Xi was even more proud, "At the beginning, these two senior brothers also used ordinary ways of teasing and flattering. It happened to be able to continue this style on stage, and then it became a vicious tongue, a wise fool, this kind of special combination of amusing and flattering, immediately attracted many audiences."

After such a design by him, the stage effect is very good.

Han Tianye took a deep look at Chen Xi beside him, he should know this person again, he never thought that this person was so talented.

Immediately, he looked at the two people who were performing enthusiastically on the stage, and suddenly asked, thinking of something:

"Dragon and phoenix, are dragons and phoenixes auspicious?"

"That's right." Chen Xi nodded, and then shrugged again, "The words of the dragon are easy to say, but those who don't know the words of the phoenix usually think it is a female bird, and they made a lot of jokes at the beginning."

Due to historical reasons, Jiqingtang likes to use auspicious words to give names to its apprentices.

Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi, their masters were given the names of "Dragon and Phoenix Bringing Prosperity" back then.

There is also the name Chen Xi. When his grandfather named him at the beginning, he directly chose the happy event of "Xi from the sky", implying that the birth of Chen Xi is a happy event for their family.

Chen Xi's two-character stage name seemed particularly out of place among the many three-character stage names in Jiqingtang.

This way of giving names is also too random and too confusing, because there is no order of character generation and character family, so it is impossible to tell who is brother and who is brother from the name alone. younger brother.

As a result, sometimes newly recruited apprentices have to ask each other who the master is after meeting each other, otherwise they don't even know how to address them.

Seeing this somewhat chaotic situation, the previous head of Jiqingtang directly ordered 'Rui Cai Xiang Hui Yu Jin Chong Hua' and began to type the new disciples.

Bai Ruining and Chi Ruize happened to be in Rui's generation.

"What is your joy?" Hearing that there were such interesting stories in Jiqing Hall, Han Tianye couldn't help being curious about Chen Xi's name.

"Happiness has fallen from the sky!" Chen Xi answered without thinking.

But as soon as this idiom came out, Chen Xi was stunned because he thought of some things in the past.

Fortunately, Han Tianye's next sentence brought him back from his thoughts.

"Oh, then do you know mine?" Han Tianye asked with a smile.

This is a bit strange.

"Isn't your real name?" Chen Xi glanced at the people around him and asked.

Han Tianye shook his head: "Just like you, I took my stage name as my real name, so my name can also be regarded as a stage name for cross talk."

Chen Xi kept counting up auspicious words related to 'Heaven' in his mind.

"My heaven is the heaven of 'a good match from heaven', doesn't it match your 'happy love from heaven'?" Han Tianye revealed the answer.

Chen Xi rolled his eyes, and cursed in a low voice: "What a fart!"

Han Tianye, who has good hearing, heard it, and he couldn't help nodding: "It's true that you have to use your fart to match...Ah!"

Chen Xi stomped Han Tianye hard, and even gave the man a glare.

This is too outspoken!

Xu Fenglai, who was performing on the stage, took a sneak look at the two people who were standing aside, and reminded in his eyes: Please don't disturb their performance!

Noticing Xu Fenglai's reminder, Chen Xi cupped his hands in embarrassment.

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The author has something to say:

Live: cross talk jokes

Leg work: In cross talk, the two wear a little make-up, play characters, perform singing or a plot.

Funny: the actor responsible for making fun

Praise: Actors who cooperate with "teasing" to make fun

Baggage: jokes

Shaking the burden: funny jokes

Turn over the burden: teasingly shake out the joke, and then turn over the burden with a smile to strengthen the effect of the joke

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