Is this cross talk partner officially announced today?

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"Master, in other words, you can only eat these things from today?"

"This is too miserable!"

"There are still a few months before the big box is sealed, can you be full with just these?"

When the lights are on, leisurely stays in the background.

Bai Ruining, Chi Ruize, and Fang Zuo and Fang You, who were already on summer vacation, surrounded Chen Xi, looking at a dinner salad in his hand.

Swallowing the vegetable leaves in his mouth, Chen Xi looked hopeless.

"Xiaoxi, your grandfather is right."

Xu Fenglai looked at Chen Xi's expression a little funny, but he still said seriously,

"I watched the video of "Sanchakou" performed by you and Amano. Your movements are quite standard, but your figure is still a bit too heavy. In the play, Liu Lihua, a martial artist, must move lightly so that he can show his superb martial arts skills. .”

Chen Xi stirred the salad in his hand with a fork: "I know, that's why I made up my mind to lose weight." He said, looking at Han Tianye who was sitting aside like a normal person, "It's all your fault, you took us to eat before food!"

Han Tianye put down the phone, with an innocent face: "Why are you blaming me again? You are greedy, and you blame others."

Chen Xi also knew that what Han Tianye said was the truth, there was no way, food was so attractive to him, he just couldn't control his mouth.

If you just talk about cross talk before, you won't lose weight, and you can't see fat or thin even if you cover it with a coat.

But suddenly there was an arrangement for "Sanchakou", in order to perform perfectly, it had to be like this.

Thinking of this, Chen Xi couldn't help venting his grievances on the salad in his hand.

The others couldn't help laughing when they saw the two start bickering again.

At this time, other people's takeaways arrived one after another, and everyone set up the table.

Beef ramen, malatang, bibimbap, fried noodles, and the most amazing thing, Bai Ruining and Chi Ruize actually ordered pizza.

Looking at the delicious food on the table, Chen Xi suddenly felt that the salad in his hand was straw.

"It doesn't matter, you will be on stage in a while, can you eat so much?"

When talking, Chen Xi couldn't help swallowing, the aroma of this food rushed into his nose vigorously,

"Also, Brother Zhao, the little girl likes Mala Tang, why did you order it?"

Zhao Longqi smiled, opened the chopsticks, started to stir the Mala Tang, and glanced at Chen Xi:

"Who said that Malatang is exclusive to girls? Let me tell you, my Malatang is a soup made from beef bones, and it is spicy with spicy. By the way, I also asked the boss to add a portion of vinegar for me. Not fragrant?"

Chen Xi: "..." His senior brother is too bad.

"Master, why don't you eat some of our pizza." Bai Ruining held the pizza in front of Chen Xi.

Chen Xi hurriedly dodged, his apprentice was bad enough, so he directly slapped him in the face.

At this time, he saw Han Tianye got up and walked out, and after a while, this man brought back a family bucket.

Chen Xi stood up holding his own salad, with a shocked expression on his face:

"...Don't worry about it, I'm working so hard to lose weight, but you still eat such high-calorie food, don't make it difficult for you to be on stage!"

Han Tianye put the family bucket on the table, looked at Chen Xi and smiled slightly:

"When you lose weight, this food tastes delicious."

As he said that, he said to the others, "Come here, everyone have a taste."

Chen Xi: "..."

At this moment, the whole backstage was filled with the aroma of all kinds of food. Chen Xi couldn't stand watching the people in the house eating and drinking, so he went directly to the backyard with his own salad.

When he came to the backyard, looking at Zhu Xiaoxi and Goose Xiaoye who were also having dinner, Chen Xi almost burst into tears. There was actually boiled chicken in Zhu Xiaoxi's food bowl.

"Hey." Chen Xi sighed.People are not as good as pigs!

Everyone in the backstage watched Chen Xi leave and couldn't help laughing again.

Here, Fang Zuo, who was eating fried noodles, looked at Fang You, and Fang You raised his eyebrows lightly. The twins had an idea: they had to help their master.

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On this day, Chen Xi, who came out of the studio, was immediately surrounded by a group of fans, screaming endlessly before he could stretch himself.

"Brother Xi, I really like listening to your stand-up comedy."

"Brother Xi has worked hard."

"Is there a normal performance tonight?"

"Acting, as long as there are no major accidents, it will be a normal performance." Chen Xi smiled at the fans.

At this time, a car stopped outside the crowd. After Chen Xi saw it, he hurriedly bid farewell to the fans, walked over, got into the co-pilot, closed the door, and the car quickly drove away from the crowd.

Seeing the back of the car leaving, the crowd couldn't help screaming again.

"That's Han Tianye's car. Just now when Chen Xi opened the door, I saw that the driver seemed to be him."

"These two are so in love. Chen Xi came to record the show, and Han Tianye specially came to pick him up from get off work."

"Although the two still can't perform together now, this kind of private daily life is even more loving."

Chen Xi, who was sitting in the car, couldn't help laughing when he heard the screams outside the car.

Recently, he has come here every day during the day to record stand-up comics on the Internet platform.

Fans who know his itinerary will come here early to ask him for autographs and group photos.

Originally, Li Chengyu thought that he had become more famous and had many fans, and wanted to give him an assistant to protect his personal safety, but Chen Xi felt that he was not yet at the level of an idol star in the entertainment industry, and he didn't need to come forward. Hugging, besides, it's too unfree.

After Bai Ruining and Chi Ruize knew about it, they felt that since their master didn't want assistants to accompany them, they simply acted as assistants, but they were immediately rejected by Chen Xi. After all, these two people are also very famous now. In the end, it is estimated that the three of them will be surrounded by fans.

In the end, it was Han Tianye who offered to pick up Chen Xi every day, which reassured Li Chengyu and the others, so that Chen Xi would not be eaten by fans alone, and if he wanted to eat, he would be eaten by two people together.

"When the two of us are surrounded by fans together, it will be a lot of fun." At this time, Chen Xi, who was sitting in the car, couldn't help sighing.

"No, I will definitely dedicate you to the fans at that time, and then I will run away alone!" Han Tianye joked while driving.

"You have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!" Chen Xi angrily yelled at Han Tianye, "Do you still have any loyalty?"

"Driving, don't touch me!" Han Tianye couldn't help laughing.

The two drove all the way back to Youranju.

As soon as they entered the backyard through the back door, the two bumped into Fang Zuo and Fang You who were walking over.

"Master, uncle, you are back." Fang Zuo said, looking at Chen Xi and Han Tianye with a smile.

"Did the two of you get into trouble again?" His two apprentices had a playful smile on their faces, it must be something good.

"Master, how can you say that, we are very good." Fang You said helplessly.

"Then what are you looking for from us?" Chen Xi looked at Fang Zuo and then at Fang Right.

"It's like this. Recently, my dad brought some tea for us to drink."

Fang Zuo pulled Chen Xi and Han Tianye to the stone table in the yard and sat down, while Fang You started to make tea for them.

To say that since the backyard was redecorated by Grandma Jin, the original small stone table has become the current big stone table, and they usually drink tea and chat here, which is quite cozy.

Looking at the steam bubbling on the tea, Chen Xi and Han Tianye looked at each other, there was something wrong with the taste of this tea.

"Come, master, uncle, drink this tea." Fang You poured the brewed tea into the cup and handed it to Chen Xi and Han Tianye.

The two took it, put the teacup on the tip of their noses, and smelled the tea carefully. They usually drink tea the most, so they naturally know how to drink tea.

"What kind of tea is this?"

Chen Xi heard it for a long time but couldn't find out why, so he simply took a sip and asked.

"It is said that it is synthetic tea, and some traditional Chinese medicine is added to it to regulate the body." Fang Zuo said what he had thought up in advance.

"Synthetic tea?"

Chen Xi looked at Han Tianye at the side, intending to ask this well-informed rich second generation if he knew about synthetic tea.

After taking a sip of tea, Han Tianye put down the teacup and frowned: "I know about adding traditional Chinese medicine to tea, but this is the first time I've heard of synthetic tea." Thinking, he looked at Fang Zuo and Fang You, " Could it be you who made it up?"

Hearing this, Chen Xi's sharp eyes swept over.

Fang Zuo and Fang You felt their scalps go numb, so they quickly explained.

"How is it possible? My dad gave it to us, saying it is good for the human body."

"Yes, yes, master, you trust us, we will definitely not harm you."

Seeing the swearing looks of the two, Chen Xi and Han Tianye also felt that the twins would not tease them about food, after all they didn't have the guts to do so, so they simply believed their words.

Because of this trust, during dinner at night, Chen Xi and Han Tianye drank a lot of tea, and the twins also declared that this tea could only be drunk by the master and uncle, and that no one else could drink it, saying that it was a special offer.

"Your dad is a lawyer, and he can still get special tea, and he doesn't even draft his words, does he?"

At this time, Xu Fenglai from the backstage patted Fang Zuo.

"You still don't let us drink it, what's the matter with you two, I think there must be something tricky in it!"

Bai Ruining looked at Chen Xi and Han Tianye,

"Master, uncle, you have to be more careful, they might make something bad!"

Hearing this, Chen Xi and Han Tianye felt a little nervous. Could it be that there was something tricky about it, otherwise why would they only drink the tea?

Before the two of them could inquire specifically, Fang Zuo and Fang You jumped up immediately.

"Don't talk nonsense, this is a special tribute to the master and uncle, if you don't understand, don't talk nonsense!"

"That is to say, the master and the uncle both drank in the afternoon, and there is nothing wrong at all!"

Chen Xi and Han Tianye nodded. Indeed, if there was something wrong with the tea, their bodies should have responded by now, but they were still fine until the evening, so there should be no problem.

"Isn't it just about tea? Today I invite everyone to drink milk tea."

Seeing that everyone was still struggling with this topic, Chen Xi took out his phone and ordered the luxury version of Youranju milk tea on Ele.me: large cup + milk cap + large pearls + large taro balls + large taro paste.

After a while, a waiter came backstage carrying a bag of milk tea.

Chen Xi ordered milk tea like this before, as soon as the waiter saw his order, he would bring it over immediately.

With the comfort of milk tea, the others no longer pursue Fang Zuo and Fang You's eccentric behavior, and one by one began to drink milk tea and wait to go on stage.

But who would have known that Chen Xi and Han Tianye, who were innocent at first, suffered a serious crime during the performance at night.

Since they can't perform on the same stage yet, the two have to partner with someone else today.

Fang Zuo and Fang You are still the beginning of Wannian, followed by Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi's show, after that, Han Tianye will perform "Anti-Seven Mouth" with Chi Ruize, and Chen Xi and Bai Ruining will perform "Trust Wife and Son".

However, when Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi were about to step down, and Han Tianye and Chi Ruize were about to take the stage, Chen Xi and Han Tianye both felt something was wrong with their stomachs.

"No, you guys go ahead first, I have to go to the bathroom." Han Tianye frowned, turned and left as he said.

"Me too."

Chen Xi's expression was also not right, but he still arranged the next program,

"So, Erbai and Daze, you go first, and then I and Han Tianye."

"But Master, the Music Association said that you are not allowed to share the stage with the uncle." Bai Ruining reminded.

"It's okay, it's really not good, the two of us are all joking around today, and then we'll find any of you to chat with each other..."

Chen Xi only felt pain in his stomach like a knife, and he didn't even have the strength to speak.

"It can't be done, my stomach hurts too much, you guys go on stage first, and we'll talk about the rest later." After speaking, he hurried to the bathroom.

"Master and uncle are alright?" Bai Ruining murmured worriedly looking at the background where Chen Xi left.

On the side, Fang Zuo and Fang You, who had already left the stage, gathered together and whispered.

"No, didn't you say that slimming tea won't cause diarrhea?"

"Have you confirmed with the shopkeeper?"

"It's confirmed. He said it's all Chinese medicine for conditioning, and it won't cause diarrhea. This slimming tea cost me hundreds of dollars!"

"It's over, if this delays the performance, will Master kill us?"

"It's... hard to say..."

At this time, Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi left the stage after their performance, and Bai Ruining and Chi Ruize hurriedly took the stage to take over.

Seeing these two people on the stage, Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi were also surprised. They went backstage and asked Fang Zuo and Fang You quickly.

Xu Fenglai: "Why Erbai and Daze went up, where are your master and uncle?"

This sudden question made Fang Zuo and Fang You, who were somewhat guilty, startled. Looking at Xu Fenglai's question, they could only answer honestly:

"Master and uncle have a stomachache and have gone to the bathroom."

"Master said to let Erbai and Daze stand up first, and then they will find someone to make a show."

"Why do you have diarrhea?" Zhao Longqi frowned.

If you say that Chen Xi is busy losing weight recently, he eats very light food. Before Han Tianye said to eat the whole family bucket, it was completely teasing Chen Xi. After that, he was very careful about his diet. Everyone has diarrhea.

Xu Fenglai also thought about the diet problem, and then immediately set his eyes on Fang Zuo and Fang You.

"Your tea..."

Before Xu Feng came to force him to ask a few words, Fang Zuo and Fang You immediately recruited, and they suddenly became frowning:

"How did we know about the slimming tea, diarrhea."

"The shopkeeper clearly said that it was treated with traditional Chinese medicine, and it wouldn't cause diarrhea. He also said that if he wanted diarrhea, he would live broadcast and eat 'shit, and then I believed it."

Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi rolled their eyes together, and for a long time, Xu Fenglai pointed at Fang Zuo and Fang You's noses and cursed:

"What do you say you two can do? Those weight loss pills are all deceitful, okay? If you say that you won't have diarrhea, you will believe it! You just want to live broadcast and eat 'shit, don't you?"

At this time, the audience below the stage saw that Bai Ruining and Chi Ruize were on the stage today, and they couldn't believe it for a moment, but they reacted and screamed immediately.

Fang Zuo and Fang You, Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi have already performed together, but this time Bai Ruining and Chi Ruize actually came out. Could it be that the next show will be Chen Xi and Han Tianye?

The two of them have lifted the ban and can perform together?

This is really a great thing!

Chen Xi and Han Tianye didn't have the excitement of the audience. At this moment, they were squatting in the toilet, caught in the most painful moment of their lives.

Fortunately, they have toilets in the backstage, and there are still two!

Otherwise, Chen Xi, who went later, would have to go backstage and run to the toilet in the lobby of the tea house. If someone finds out, it would be a shame!

"Those two bastards must have given us slimming tea, so I said that the tea is not right."

There was cold sweat on Chen Xi's forehead, and he cursed out loudly. He had been suffering from losing weight recently, but unexpectedly he also had diarrhea. This is killing him!

"Ah."

Han Tianye next door replied lightly, his eyes narrowed.

Those two brats, when he finishes his work, he must teach him a good lesson. This time, he is really ashamed.

At this time, Fang Zuo and Fang You broke into the toilet, and were immediately overwhelmed by the smell, covering their noses together.

"Oh my god, it stinks!"

"Master, we were wrong!"

Fang Zuo and Fang You held their noses while directly admitting their mistakes.

"Get out of here!"

Chen Xi was angry now, and yelled out through the door panel,

"Go to the yard and kneel for me if you know you're wrong!"

"Master, we were really wrong, and we were kind enough to give you some slimming tea."

"Yeah, I didn't know that I still had diarrhea."

Fang Zuo and Fang You begged for mercy towards the cubicle.

At this time, Han Tianye said faintly: "Just letting them kneel is too cheap for them, fine wages, and then confiscate the mobile phone!"

Hearing such a harsh punishment, Fang Zuo and Fang You turned pale.

"Master, why are you so cruel?"

"We're still kids!"

"It's too bad if I don't teach you a lesson, are you going to feed us cockroach medicine next time?" Han Tianye said fiercely.

Speaking of which, Chen Xi also felt that Han Tianye's punishment was a bit harsh at the beginning, after all, Fang Zuo and Fang You were still students, but when he heard Han Tianye's last words, he immediately agreed. It would be impossible for these two apprentices to teach them a lesson. Well, if this goes on like this, maybe he and Han Tianye will have to go to the hospital next time.

"Just do it like this, get out of here and kneel in the yard!"

Seeing that their master had spoken, Fang Zuo and Fang You pursed their lips, turned and left the toilet.

Here Bai Ruining and Chi Ruize's show is over, but Chen Xi and Han Tianye are still fighting (dung) in the toilet, while Fang Zuo and Fang You have already gone to the backyard to kneel and apologize. As a last resort, Xu Fenglai suggested that they The four of them came to a group chat.

"There's no problem with group talk, but the key point is what shall we say?" Bai Ruining asked Xu Fenglai.

"Isn't this a good material?" As he spoke, Xu Fenglai glanced towards the toilet.

The four of them burst out laughing with a 'puchi'. This is really a good burden!

Originally, the audience was full of joy waiting for Chen Xi and Han Tianye to take the stage together, but who would have thought that it would be Xu Fenglai, Zhao Longqi, Bai Ruining, and Chi Ruize who were waiting.

The audience was a little dissatisfied at first, after all, today's show featured Chen Xi and Han Tianye, and they have been performing until now, and they haven't seen them appear yet, this is obviously deceiving the audience, but when they heard this group of people When talking about cross talk content, I burst out laughing immediately.

It turned out that Chen Xi and Han Tianye didn't not show up on purpose, but because of their reasons.

"Just because of this slimming tea, Chen Xi and Han Tianye are still squatting in the toilet and unable to get out!" Xu Fenglai spread his hands helplessly.

"Hahaha!" The audience couldn't help laughing.

Speaking of Chen Xi, it’s okay, he’s usually funny and lively on stage, and it doesn’t feel out of character when things like diarrhea happen to him, but Han Tianye is different, this person had a “swan-type fairy boy” before The title of elegance, this person was actually made a big fuss by that slimming tea, squatting in the hole and shitting, this kind of contrast is simply too funny.

"Okay, stop talking, what if someone loses his fans?" Zhao Longqi who was beside him tugged at Xu Fenglai's sleeve.

"I don't care about that! Anyway, it's not me shitting!" Xu Fenglai didn't care.

"Hey!" Bai Ruining, Chi Ruize, and Zhao Longqi turned over their bags in unison.

Audience: "Hahaha!"

After Zhao Longqi finished speaking, he gave a thumbs up: "It really is the most poisonous woman's heart."

Xu Fenglai: "Fuck you!"

While the four were talking on stage, several female fans in the audience stood up.

Seeing this situation, the four people on the stage didn't know what was going on, and quickly opened their mouths to stop them.

"Hey, hey, sit down, they're in the toilet over there backstage, not the public toilet here, so don't go there." Xu Fenglai laughed as he spoke.

After he finished speaking, those girls sat out obediently.

"Good guy, you guys really plan to block people!"

The four people on the stage were also a little dumbfounded seeing this situation. They didn't expect the fans to be so crazy now!

"You are girls, can you go in the men's room?" Bai Ruining asked while laughing uncontrollably.

Today's group chat of these four people is not particular about technology at all, they are just chatting and gossiping with the audience, but since Chen Xi and Han Tianye both go to the toilet, this burden is really too funny, This group cross talk was also a success.

Chen Xi and Han Tianye finally came out of the toilet at this moment.

Both of their legs were weak and their bodies were covered with sweat. They couldn't help supporting each other and went backstage.

The two looked at each other, and they felt like they were in trouble.

"It's a big shame today." Chen Xi gritted his teeth.

"En." Han Tianye agreed, his face as black as the bottom of a pot.

Hearing voices from the background, Fang Zuo and Fang You, who were kneeling in the yard, stretched their necks and shouted in unison begging for mercy.

"Master, uncle, we were wrong!"

"Kneel down!"

Chen Xi and Han Tianye roared back in unison.

At this moment, they heard laughter from the other side of the stage. Listening carefully, the faces of the two of them turned darker.

"These bastards don't think we're too embarrassing, do they?" Chen Xi said, planning to roll up his arms and sleeves and go on stage to beat people up.

"Wait a minute." Han Tianye quickly pulled Chen Xi back, "Beating people is not the point, we have to save face."

At this time, it doesn't matter what the music association's punishment is, face is a big deal!

Chen Xi paused and raised his eyebrows: "You mean..."

Chen Xi and Han Tianye came to the side curtain of the stage and waved to the four people on the stage.

Seeing that the two came back, the four hurriedly ended the show and gave way to the stage.

When several people passed by each other, Xu Fenglai and the others found that Chen Xi and Han Tianye had an indescribably weird expression on their faces.

The hearts of the four suddenly thumped, these two people must not be holding back something bad!

Seeing that the four of them had left the stage completely, Chen Xi and Han Tianye's legs were no longer weak at this time, and the sweat was also down. They hurriedly came to the center of the stage with their heads held high.

Seeing the two people appear, the audience present did not immediately applaud, but all burst out laughing.

Chen Xi: "..."

Han Amano: "..."

The two standing in front of the microphone and the table felt an unspeakable embarrassment, but they couldn't show it.

"Did you all believe it just now?" Chen Xi smiled and spoke into the microphone.

The audience was stunned when they heard this sentence.

What does it mean?

Could it be that what those four people said just now was false?

"Isn't it just a fake? You can just laugh at this kind of shit jokes, don't take it too seriously."

"We're just late for something."

Speaking of which, Chen Xi and Han Tianye looked at each other, knowing each other.

The way they save face is to refuse to admit it!

The four of Xu Fenglai did not go to the backstage, but stood on the side screen to see what the two would say about the cross talk, but they never expected that these two people would actually refuse to admit it.

"It's all about saving face!" Zhao Longqi shook his head with a smile.

Xu Fenglai rolled his eyes, and whispered to Bai Ruining and Chi Ruize next to him, "Go and call Fang Zuo and Fang You..."

At this time, Chen Xi and Han Tianye on the stage were still trying their best to explain what happened just now, and the audience began to believe that what they said about weight loss tea was just a fabricated joke.

Seeing that the audience gradually believed in themselves, Chen Xi and Han Tianye also breathed a sigh of relief.

However, at the moment when they were relaxing, Fang Zuo and Fang You actually rushed onto the stage and knelt beside them, Fang Zuo still held a teapot in his hand.

Fang Zuo: "Master, sir, we are really wrong, please forgive us!"

Fang You: "Master, uncle, don't be embarrassed to deny it, it's just shit, there's nothing to be ashamed of!"

Fang Zuo rushed to the audience again and said: "Friends in the audience, what we said is true, this is the culprit diet tea!"

As he said that, he passed the tea in his hand to Chen Xi and Han Tianye, and then continued, "Since you said that what happened just now didn't happen, do you dare to drink this tea?!"

Fang You: "Master, do you dare?"

Chen Xi: "..."

Han Amano: "..."

They dare not, but they have just tasted the power of this slimming tea.

For a moment, the audience understood in an instant. Thinking of the actions of these two people who wanted to save face just now, they laughed so hard.

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I just like to write shiniaopi (cover my face hahahaha)