Is this cross talk partner officially announced today?

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The most troublesome thing has been solved, and the whole performance team is beaming.

For tonight's performance, everyone is in very good condition, especially Chen Xi, his face is flushed, his face is radiant, and he looks very happy.

The audience who came here specially to listen to Chen Xi's stand-up talk today, when they saw Chen Xi on the stage, they were also a little curious, wondering if Chen Xi was in a relationship or something good happened. The smile never went down.

"Brother Xi today is in great spirits. It looks like people are in good spirits when they celebrate happy events."

At this time, several young men sitting in the middle seats began to chat quietly.

"By the way, there is a widow across from our house. Ever since she got married, she has the same expression as Brother Xi."

"It seems to be nourished."

Several people immediately laughed softly.

"Stop laughing, listen carefully!" A girl next to her glared at these young people.

Such a wonderful story, but they can still chat. Are these people here to listen to the story, or to talk to their wives?

These young men immediately sat upright, stopped laughing, and began to listen to Chen Xi's story of the day honestly, and they were attracted after hearing a few words.

What a story!

The stand-up comedy brought by Chen Xi today is called "Strange Mi Xiaoke". It is a long-form stand-up comedy written by Chen Xi's grandfather based on folk stories handed down, using stand-up comic techniques, and cleverly combining baggage and buttons. .

This stand-up comic is definitely not as classic as the eight sticks of cross talk, but it is easy to understand, with one burden and one button, to achieve the purpose of attracting people.

The story of "The Strange Mi Xiaoke" did not take place in the Qing Dynasty or the Ming Dynasty, but in modern society.

An ancient goblin suddenly woke up one day and found that the whole world has undergone earth-shaking changes. He had to slowly get in touch with human society and find a place in modern society, a bit like some current fantasy novels.

This story sounds trivial at first glance, but it still contains many philosophies of life and sophistication.

When Grandpa Chen Xi told this story, it was 30 years ago. The society at that time was not as developed as it is now.

Since Chen Xi learned this stand-up comedy, he has made a lot of adaptations.

For example, the mobile phone inside was replaced with a modern smartphone; the protagonist no longer rides a bicycle, but drives his own golden cup.

Of course, in order to test the driver's license, the protagonist Mi Xiaoke also experienced many difficulties, which is no less than the sad journey of modern people's driver's license test. Coupled with Chen Xi's intentional jokes, the audience shouted 'this is A complete portrayal of myself! '

If you want to say that the reason why Chen Xi's grandfather went to do stand-up comedy, it was because Mr. Han went to sea to do business in his middle age.

Without a partner, Mr. Chen had no intention of finding a partner to talk about cross talk, and started to talk about stand-up.

In addition to talking about those traditional classic stand-up comics, such as "Ji Gong Biography" and "Eight Great Sticks", the old man also studied several interesting stand-up comedians by himself.

When Chen Xi grew up, Mr. Chen passed these stories on to Chen Xi.

To say that Chen Xi is very serious and smart. After mastering the skills of stand-up comedy, he knows everything. He also started to write his own stand-up comedy.

However, his stand-up comics are mainly short stories, which are more like talk shows in modern society. A short story can be completed with a few small burdens and buttons.

Before Han Tianye didn't come, he mainly performed these stand-up comedies.

In fact, Chen Xi is quite fond of stand-up comedy. The burden and buttons are all made by one person. When the burden is completed, the audience laughs, and the buttons that he throws make the audience exclaim. This is a very successful time. emotional.

Chen Xi made up his mind that at some point he must record the stand-up comedy they wrote, make a summary, and then pass it on.

"Mi Xiaoke looked at the two policemen in front of him, put on shiny handcuffs on himself, and was about to ask what crime he had committed, when the two policemen suddenly smiled at him: You monster! Pretty calm!"

With a 'pop', Chen Xi dropped Xingmu, waking everyone up from the story.

"Hey, does anyone else know Mi Xiaoke's identity?"

"By the way, is there an organization that specializes in managing monsters, just like the ones written in novels and movies?"

"Didn't it mean that Mi Xiaoke is the only monster?"

Immediately, the audience began to discuss in a low voice.

Standing on the stage, Chen Xi tidied up the table, watching the live discussion was also a little funny, he just liked to see the audience deeply involved in the play.

If we continue to talk about this stand-up comedy tomorrow, the audience will know that what they think is wrong.

"Stop researching, if you want to know, come and listen tomorrow." Chen Xi said to the audience.

"Are you still going to talk tomorrow?"

"Didn't Brother Amano just take a day off, and he will be back to perform tomorrow."

Hearing the voices of the audience, Chen Xi smiled slightly: "It's okay, I'll let him rest for another day tomorrow."

The audience burst out laughing, but some audience members shouted, "Don't do that, we want to see little brother Han Tianye!" '

Chen Xi wanted to say something else, but at this moment, Han Tianye, dressed in everyday clothes, came out.

When the audience saw him appear, they immediately exclaimed.

Han Tianye naturally walked to the microphone next to Chen Xi: "Fortunately, I came back early, otherwise, I wouldn't have known that you had ruined my performance tomorrow."

"Hahaha!"

"Everyone likes my stand-up comedy so much, I can't disappoint, right!" Chen Xi said, and asked the audience.

"Correct!"

"Brother Xi is mighty!"

Looking at the peach blossom faces of the people around him, Han Tianye was a little amused, but when he thought of what this person did to him in the afternoon, his teeth itch with hatred.

"There are still many viewers who want to watch me, why don't you ask, right?"

Han Tianye also started to ask the audience, and there were many girls screaming in an instant.

Han Tianye looked at Chen Xi proudly, and Chen Xi also turned his head to look at Han Tianye, the two of them just smiled and didn't speak for a while.

In the end, it was Chen Xi who spoke into the microphone: "The one who came to watch your performance is probably to see you. If this is the case, I will perform stand-up comedy in the front, and you will act as a decoration in the back. In this way, I will take care of all of you." audience."

Han Tianye nodded, a little helpless, and directly sighed: "Why do you always treat me as a tool?"

What he said was a pun, that is, he said that Chen Xi was using him as the background board now, and he also talked about the incident in the afternoon.

When Chen Xi heard something wrong, he quickly pushed Han Tianye sideways.

This guy really dares to say anything!

Although the audience couldn't understand, the interesting interaction between the two still laughed.

"What do you mean treat him as a tool man?"

"Does the tool man have other uses?"

"Oh my god, the wheels are almost on my face!"

The girls reacted immediately, and whispered with flushed faces.

Because the audience's voice for Chen Xi's stand-up comedy was too high, Chen Xi had to restore his counterpart cross talk with Han Tianye, and added an additional stand-up comedy by him.

Chen Xi intends to finish "The Strange Mi Xiaoke", so don't leave any pitfalls.

In the past, storytellers in the old society would leave a hole every time they said a paragraph, which would attract the audience to come back and listen.

However, in Chen Xi’s opinion, there is a day when all stories are finished, and now it’s the short video era, and there are more ways to obtain information. Maybe he left a hole here to attract the audience, but he didn’t know that the audience had long been attracted by others. Attracted by the story, he forgot about his pitfalls.

In this case, it is better to finish this story.

By the way, since joining Chen Xi's stand-up comedy, the tickets for their four teams have been sold even better, to the point where scalpers can't even buy them at high prices.

Blessed are the viewers who bought the tickets, they can finish listening to the story of "The Fairy Mi Xiaoke".

At this time, Chen Xi stood on the stage and started today's story.

"As I mentioned yesterday, Mi Xiaoke looked at the two policemen in front of him putting on the bright and heavy handcuffs, and he was flustered, 'Did they recognize his real identity?' He couldn't help asking tremblingly Said: "Officer, how can you say that I am a monster..." Before he finished speaking, two police officers immediately interrupted him: "You look like you are a monster, it will be cheap for you, that's all, don't talk nonsense Come on, come with us!'"

Audience: "Hahaha!"

It's too insulting to say that people look like monsters!

After Chen Xi and Han Tianye's last show ended, they returned to the backstage and unexpectedly saw a familiar figure.

It was a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes, with shiny leather shoes and a big back, with the elite style of a successful person.

He sat on the sofa and raised one leg, which was natural and casual, as if this was his home.

This person is none other than Fang Zuo and Fang You's father, senior equity partner of a large law firm - lawyer Fang He Yuanfang.

"Xiao Xi, your cross talk talk is really good, it's so lively outside." Fang Heyuan immediately stood up when he saw Chen Xi coming back.

"Why did you come here today?" Chen Xi was a little surprised.

It is said that this wonderful father often works overtime on business trips and allows the children to grow up freely, but he may be afraid that they will grow crooked, so he actually sends the children directly to traditional performing arts groups, hoping to use some traditional methods to restrain the children.

It has to be said that this father had a good plan.

"I just came back from a business trip. I plan to take Fang Zuo and Fang You home tonight, but when I rushed over, I just waited for your performance to end." Fang Heyuan said with a smile.

Fang Zuo and Fang You at the side gave Chen Xi a look, with endless helplessness in their eyes.

You see, this is their dad. Originally, they could leave after the first show ended, but unexpectedly, it was almost twelve o'clock, Chen Xi and Han Tianye's shows were over, and their dad rushed over .

"This is Mr. Han, right?" Fang Heyuan's eyes lit up the moment he saw Han Tianye, and he hurried forward to shake hands.

"Hi, I've known you for a long time." Han Tianye had heard of this lawyer Fang in his business dealings before, but he didn't expect that he was the father of Fang Zuo and Fang You.

Afterwards, the two started a business conversation.

Bai Ruining and Chi Ruize directly pulled Chen Xi over, feeling that they were from the same world.

Chen Xi was a little curious when he saw Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi sitting there.

"Why didn't you leave?" Chen Xi asked.

Xu Fenglai shrugged: "Lawyer Fang said he would treat guests to dinner, we wanted to leave, but he stopped us."

At this time, Fang Heyuan and Han Tianye finally finished their greetings, and he said to everyone: "Everyone, I just came back from a business trip today, so let me treat you to a light meal. After all, my two sons are very popular here after such a long time." Taken care of."

Anyway, they are all acquaintances, since they are treating guests to dinner, they will go too.

After changing their clothes, everyone left the stage and left through the back door.

When passing by the backyard, Fang Heyuan also told Chen Xi that their backyard was getting more and more beautifully arranged, it was like a small paradise.

To say that Fang Heyuan is also a successful lawyer with an annual income of tens of millions, the place he chose was a private club with exquisite dishes and considerate service.

During the meal, Fang Heyuan didn't deliberately get close to Han Tianye. Although he is a business lawyer, he has a fixed client base. Chen Xi chatted lively.

"If you want to talk about your Nanjing incident, I've also heard about it. If you want me to say, you handled it beautifully back then, but..." Fang Heyuan looked at his two sons, and then at Chen Xi in front of him. , "It's too risky to call the police for things like going to other people's meditation halls."

Lawyers focus on risk.

Chen Xi: "..." He also glanced at Fang Zuo and Fang You.

At this time, these two people were laughing and laughing with Bai Ruining and Chi Ruize, and they didn't know what funny things they were talking about, and they didn't notice that their master was looking at them at all.

Chen Xi looked away.

"Don't worry, it's just a small trick. Don't look at me as a legal person, but I also know what to do and what not to do. Since you have entrusted the two young masters to me, I will definitely teach you well. Don't worry." As he spoke, he picked up the wine, "Come on, I'll toast you."

"I'm relieved when you say that!" Fang Heyuan also quickly picked up the wine and clinked glasses with Chen Xi.

The meal was enjoyed by both the host and the guests.

After the meal, Fang Heyuan left directly with Fang Zuo and Fang You.

"What were you talking about just now?" Han Tianye came to Chen Xi's side and asked curiously.

"There are two big mouths, he told about our Nanjing affairs, and then his father came to the door." Chen Xi looked at Han Tianye helplessly.

In fact, he didn't know, it really wasn't Fang Zuo and Fang You who said it.

Fang Heyuan also paid attention to the dynamics of Jiqingtang when his own child performed on the stage at Jiqingtang. He would know what they were doing in Nanjing as soon as he inquired.

Han Tianye was a little funny: "So you have to think twice before doing anything in the future."

Chen Xi didn't take it seriously: "Actually, I think it's fine as long as no one meddles in other people's business." He said, he glanced at Han Tianye.

"You mean that I will continue to be a tool man and don't care about anything?"

Chen Xi jumped up immediately: "Can you stop talking about tool people?"

Now when this person mentions the tool man, he can think of that incident.

"Okay, I won't mention it if I don't mention it." Han Tianye quickly comforted the furious Chen Xi.

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The author has something to say:

Eight sticks: here refers to the eight stand-up comics, now refers to the long-form stand-up comics

感谢在2021-12-2813:31:18~2021-12-2920:33:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 flow ant;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!