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On this day, a marketing account released two photos.

One is a photo of Chen Xi's bare upper body in that sensational flower show;

A photo that was obviously taken secretly in the gym, showing Han Tianye with his upper body bare and punching.

Although they are two unrelated photos, they are linked together because of the four tattoos of "Xi from the sky" on their arms.

[Marketing account V: If these two people are not a couple, I will live broadcast and eat shit! 】

[Didn't you report the material once before, you still don't give up on the marketing account, do you? 】

[I'm tired of talking, they are a couple, what can they do!I still support them. 】

【Yes, I’m tired of saying it too. If they’re gay, I’ll be disgusted, and I won’t listen to their cross talk, but if I don’t have a real hammer, I’ll continue to listen to cross talk! 】

[Marketing account, do you have no news to report, what are you reporting about two cross talk actors all day long, they are cross talk actors, not stars in the entertainment industry, OK? 】

As soon as the news came out, it spread quite quickly, and it was on the hot search that day, and the news naturally spread to the "Different Comedy" program group.

All the participating actors, as well as the two parties involved, Chen Xi and Han Tianye, saw it all.

When Chen Xi found out about this, although he felt quite surprised, he had no fear in his heart, after all, this was not new news.

He was just a little speechless, and this group of people really wanted to know his private life.

Han Tianye also didn't care at all, the news that these marketing accounts broke was just a tattoo, without any substantive content at all, even if there was substantive content, just like the news about him and Lin Zhe last time, his father would Will help him PR off.

The two of them didn't discuss much about it, they just quietly rehearsed the program in their own rehearsal room, as if they were not affected at all.

But the program team couldn't pretend they didn't see it.

Any trouble in the contestants of their show will have a greater or lesser impact on their show.

What happened this time was not groundless. It was no secret that Bi Chenxi and Han Tianye had the same tattoos.

At this moment, it was suddenly exposed again, and they talked about it with embellishment, and it seemed that it was aimed at their program group.

In the end, the program team decided to hold an interim meeting to study how to solve this matter.

At this moment, to everyone's surprise, a group photo of six people appeared.



On this day, the backstage of Youranju Tea House became lively again.

Xu Fenglai, Zhao Longqi, Bai Ruining, Chi Ruize, Fang Zuo and Fang You were all present.

After closing the backstage door leading to the yard to prevent the air-conditioning from entering, Xu Fenglai turned around and came back. At this time, Zhao Longqi had also turned on the air-conditioning.

After a while, the backstage was blown warmly.

Recently, the first snow of the year fell in Beijing, and the temperature also plummeted. It seems that there is a winter atmosphere.

At this moment, Xu Fenglai asked Xiang Bai Ruining: "Have you brought everything?"

"I brought it here. I haven't found a suitable one for a long time. In the end, we had to go directly to the manufacturer to make a custom-made one. At first, there were too few manufacturers, so they refused to make it. In the end, I had no choice but to raise the price." Bai Ruining said, There is also some heartache.

"Okay, you didn't earn less during this time, you just spent some money, as for being so distressed, quickly take it out." Xu Feng didn't like Bai Ruining's picky and swishy look.

Bai Ruining motioned to Chi Ruize, and Chi Ruize opened the bag they brought, took out a stack of black plastic paper from it, and put it on the table.

"This is the tattoo sticker." Fang Zuo and Fang You gathered around, picked up two of them and looked at them, while gesturing on their arms.

"That's too much for you." Xu Fenglai frowned.

"They won't do it if they don't have one. The cost is only a few cents. I'll order 6 cards worth a few dollars. It's impossible for them to use the machine for your few dollars." Bai Ruining began to educate Xu Feng.Thinking of the experience of finding several printing houses and household registrations, and finally adding a big price, he burst into tears.

"Let's start now." Xu Fenglai began to organize everyone to take action.

I saw everyone fetching water and towels, and then began to take off their clothes one by one, and put tattoo stickers on their bodies.

When Fang Zuo's first tattoo was pasted on his body, he realized that it turned out to be the four characters of 'Happiness from Heaven'.

"Hey, I'm now in the same style as our master."

Fang Zuo raised his arm, looking back and forth in front of the mirror,

"I think our master's tattoo is really handsome. Don't look at just these four characters. The font and angle are different from ordinary tattoos. Ours is a pirated copy. The one on the arm of master and uncle is more handsome."

Xu Fenglai smiled while putting a tattoo on Fang You: "I'll make you frightened."

After laughing, he lowered his eyes and said, "Chen Xi has protected us for so long, it's time for us to protect him."

After the others heard it, they stopped laughing and nodded silently.

But Fang Zuo and Fang You are still a little inexplicable. They seem to understand, but they don't seem to understand.

Fang You looked at the crowd and asked tentatively, "Well, our master won't really..."

"Don't say it." Xu Fenglai patted Fang You's tattoo, "No matter what, you just need to remember that he is your best master and our best captain."

Hearing this, Fang Zuo, Fang You, Bai Ruining, and Chi Ruize were taken aback for a moment, thinking of something, and nodded heavily.

"Yes, they are our masters."

"Our master is the best!"

Seeing how sensible Chen Xi's four apprentices were, Xu Fenglai and Zhao Longqi also laughed.

Such a good person as Chen Xi deserves their reward.

After the tattoos were done, the six of them called for the waiter in the teahouse without delay, and took a group photo of them in the snow.

half an hour.

The photos of the six people were posted on the Internet one after another, and they were accompanied by texts one by one:

[From today onwards, we are also a member of 'Happiness From Heaven'! 】

I saw that it was a group photo of six people, each of them was shirtless, standing on the snow with their backs to the camera, holding their left arm high, and each of them had the four characters of "happy descending from the sky" on their arms.

As soon as this group photo was posted on the Internet, it directly attracted applause from netizens:

【Hahaha!I know, it turns out that 'Happiness from Heaven' is really a club, and you must get a tattoo to join this club! 】

[I think Brother Xi and their performance team are so cute, I feel like crying! 】

[It is indeed a very touching scene, but I want to say that the six of them are not cold?It's winter now, and there's still snow next to it! 】

【Ask me where I can buy the 'Happiness from Heaven' tattoo stickers, I want to buy them too, so that I will be a member of 'Happiness from Heaven' after I finish the stickers! 】

[Actually, I've wanted to say it a long time ago. Brother Xi and the others are very professional in tattooing. I'm an apprentice tattoo. Don't look at just four simple words. From the font to the angle and the deployment of pigments, these four The words are definitely from the hands of the industry's top tattoo masters! 】

As the netizens discussed, the comments gradually began to crooked, and in the end it was even a bit unbearable to look directly at.

[Wow, the backs of these six people are so beautiful, the muscular lines are drooling. 】

[I want to report them, Jiqingtang [-]th team collective GHS! 】

[The Cowherd's shop is really hammered, even the clothes are taken off! 】

At this moment, Ji Qingtang's official Weibo also began to support Chen Xi, but the way of support was somewhat different.

I saw that Ji Qingtang reposted the group photo of these six people and wrote:

[Jiqingtang, as a traditional performing arts group, does not encourage its disciples to get tattoos, nor does it advocate this kind of behavior, so it reminds all netizens: Be careful with tattoos, and don't regret the original! 】

[It's over, the 'Happiness from Heaven' gang was officially banned before it was established! 】

[Hahaha, the official also came out to complain. 】

[The official is so naughty, I like this kind of Jiqingtang. 】

[This can be regarded as support, it must be support, I suddenly like their Ji Qingtang very much, I feel very loving and united! 】

Thousands of miles away, Chen Xi, who was in the rehearsal room, saw this group photo and the official Weibo post of Ji Qing Tang, and laughed, but smiled and cried again.

He really took in four good apprentices and two good senior brothers, and the official Weibo, it seems that senior brother Li Chengyu is also secretly supporting him.

He really has no regrets about entering Jiqingtang.

Choosing the cross talk industry was the only two most correct choice in his life.

And the other is to choose Han Tianye.

Han Tianye came over and patted him on the shoulder.

"You are really popular."

Chen Xi sniffed: "That's right, I'm a good character after all."

With this group photo and the official support from Jiqingtang, Chen Xi and Han Tianye easily resolved the so-called crisis.



Today, finally came the first official performance.

This time the performance will be broadcast live on TV and online at the same time, and all viewers will vote online, and the top 15 with the final number of votes will be promoted, and those who do not make the cut will be eliminated.

Although most of the contestants participating in this show are comedians with many years of experience in the entertainment industry and have a certain status in the entertainment industry, but under the competition mechanism where the audience votes, their status and status are just a spectacle, and the audience only sees the works. Regardless of whether you have been a comedian for many years or not, if the program is not good and the performance is poor, then you will face the end of being eliminated.

At this moment, Chen Xi and Han Tianye, who were waiting backstage, were not under so much pressure. They had great confidence in their program.

It seems that whether it is talking about cross talk or performing sketches, they already have a particularly clear understanding of comedy, and they seem to see the artistic path ahead of them.

This is a very mysterious feeling. Generally speaking, it means enlightenment.

Sure enough, this program was not in vain, and they gained a lot.

The gorgeously dressed host appeared on the stage, and began to introduce the mechanism of the competition and the voting channels, followed by the debut of the first program.

The first program was the stand-up comedy brought by the talk show actor.

Talk shows and stand-up comics seem to be the same, and only one person is performing, but if you carefully distinguish them, there is still a big difference.

The most important thing is the form of expression. Compared with stand-up comedy, talk show is more lively and has a wider content. It is not a single story, but is composed of a topic and multiple small paragraphs, and then connected through humorous language. Together;

Stand-up comedy, on the other hand, focuses on personal narration, relies on narration to amuse the audience, and tells a complete story.

It is said that this talk show actor asked Chen Xi for advice before, and Chen Xi also expressed his understanding of stand-up comedy without reservation.

But don't look at this talk show actor wearing a coat, the core of the performance is still not out of the talk show.

Because its content involved the hottest topic today—fan circle culture, and it targeted Chen Xi and Han Tianye for ridicule, the atmosphere in the venue reached a climax for a while.

Afterwards, other actors and contestants also performed on stage one after another, out of their comfort zone, no longer performing the comedy performance mode they were good at, but began to get involved in other comedy types, which gave the audience a refreshing feeling.

The atmosphere at the scene and the feedback from the live broadcast all indicated that the effect of this first public performance so far is still very good.

The loud laughter from the other side of the stage spread to the backstage, but Chen Xi and Han Tianye didn't pay attention, because they were comforting a few naughty children.

These children are the helpers they have found today.

In this way, the other contestants came on stage one after another, and stepped down one after another. When it was almost the end, the two were told that they could go on stage.

"I think the audience at the scene and the audience watching the live broadcast can't wait any longer, so now please enjoy the sketch "Happy Homeland", performed by Chen Xi and Han Tianye."

The host had just left the stage, and Han Tian, ​​who was wearing an old military coat, also stepped onto the stage.

I saw that he deliberately put on makeup, dark skin, deepened wrinkles, the cotton cap on his head was crooked here, and his back was hunchbacked. He looked like a working people who had been working in agriculture for many years.

If it wasn't someone who knew him well, he wouldn't have known that this guy was a handsome guy.

The appearance of Han Tianye caused a commotion in the scene.

"I'll go, is this Han Tianye?"

"This sacrifice is too great!"

At this moment, Chen Xi, who was wearing a suit and carrying a badge, also came to the stage.

Seeing Chen Xi appearing in the classic image of the popular TV series "Living a Good Life", exclamations erupted from the scene.

The two did not interact with the audience, but completely entered the role, which is the so-called "consistent to the end" in the drama.

Seeing the appearance of the old farmer played by Han Tianye, Chen Xi immediately stepped forward enthusiastically.

Before he could speak, Han Tianye was the first to speak: "Why are you so swollen?" He opened his mouth in Shandong dialect, which immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter.

All of a sudden the freshness came.

Usually, between Chen Xi and Han Tianye, Chen Xi is often the one who 'plays ugly' and 'pretends to be crazy', which is also needed for funny roles, but today Han Tianye played such a role.

"Hey, business needs business needs!" Chen Xi replied, and stroked his shiny hair.

"Hahaha!"

The two went back and forth without any burden, but seeing the huge contrast in their outfits and Chen Xi's pretentious flattering expression, the audience was still amused and laughed.

This is the charm of sketches, which create comedy effects through the actors' own performances instead of relying entirely on language.

Chen Xi welcomed Han Tianye into the door, and then began to introduce their company.

From firewood, rice, oil and salt to interstellar space, it is simply surrounded by clouds, mountains and mists, and the audience is also confused. However, Han Tianye, who plays the old farmer, seems to understand. Just a few words, but this point is also a donkey's lip does not match a horse's mouth.

Finally, Chen Xi mentioned children, and the audience seemed to understand that Chen Xi should be playing the role of a kindergarten principal.

It's just that why is the director dressed like a salesman?

At this time, the plot entered the next stage.

"Master, why don't you say that you are lucky, our children are all here today, and I will let them all come out." Chen Xi said with a smile.

Han Amano nodded.

The next moment the music started, seven or eight children jumped onto the stage, and two or three of them might have some knowledge in martial arts, but they even turned somersaults.

These children were obviously very naughty. After they came to the stage, they all started to attack Chen Xi, hitting and kicking Chen Xi.

While avoiding, Chen Xi smiled and said to Han Tian, ​​"Don't mind the kid being a bit naughty."

"It's okay, it's okay, be naughty!" The old farmer played by Han Tianye smiled, looked at these lively and lovely children, and took out candy from his pocket for them to eat.

Now that the plot has developed, the audience understands that Chen Xi is the principal of the kindergarten, and this old farmer should come to adopt a child.

In order for the old farmers to see these children, Chen Xi suggested that each of these children perform a small show.

These children are simply possessed by bear children, and they can harm Chen Xi at the end of every performance.

For example, the last kick of somersault kicked Chen Xi down; the last one of singing ran to bite Chen Xi. In short, the performances of these children looked both funny and absurd.

At this time, the laughter of the audience did not stop, because the interaction between Chen Xi and these children was really funny, but this behavior also fits the title of the sketch "Happy Homeland". It's like a family.

But how warm the front is, how shocking it will be at the turning point.

Han Tianye finally chose a 4-year-old little girl. He took the little girl's hand and said the most terrifying words to Chen Xi: "I want this girl, you can give me a little bit cheaper!"

At this time, Chen Xi reversed the cowardly image of being bullied by the child just now, and actually put his hands in his pockets, with a look of disdain: "Uncle, this is the listed price. If you hadn't been introduced by an acquaintance, I wouldn't have given you this price."

"Please do me a favor, it's cheaper, I'm also looking for a daughter-in-law for my stupid son!"

Han Tianye said with a smile, and even bent over to touch the little girl he was holding. The little girl burst into tears on the spot, while the other children stood aside, looking at them in horror.

All the audience couldn't help covering their mouths and exclaiming.

They thought that there would be a turning point in the sketch, but they never expected that this turning point would be so cruel.

How cute the funny Chen Xi was just now, how hateful is this Chen Xi who is selling children now!

Han Tianye'ao couldn't stand Chen Xi, so he had no choice but to pay and take the child away.

As soon as Han Tianye left, Chen Xi showed his hideousness. He began to threaten these children, if they were not honest, he would send them to the mountain to feed the wolves.

The children huddled together and cried sadly. They were like desperate birds in a cage, not knowing what would happen next.

The audience is also heartbroken.

This is the effect achieved during a complete comedy. The audience will realize this process step by step according to the performance of the live actors, and finally reach the result.

At this time, the contestants who had finished their performance before stood on the side of the stage and were not only shocked by this show.

These two people will definitely be the best candidates for the first echelon of domestic comedy within a few years.

They are so perceptive. They already know what comedy is, and according to their own understanding, they perfectly combine cross talk and sketches.

And their state is relaxed, no tension can be seen, and the most amazing thing is that there is no trace of performance at all.

They stand on the stage, that's what they play.

It has to be said that the growth of Chen Xi and Han Tianye is really too fast, and it is also amazing.

The whole work has a very high degree of completion, with humor, suspense, and surreal cruelty, all of which can be expressed in one work. The work brought by the two of them this time is really great!

At this time, the siren sounded, and Han Tianye rushed onto the stage with a group of policemen.

His back was no longer hunched, and he took off his overcoat and was dressed in an upright police uniform.

It turned out he was an undercover agent.

"Chen Xi, your act of trafficking children without permission has violated the criminal law of our country, and you are now arrested!"

In the end, the police arrested the bad guys, the children were rescued, the show ended, all the actors stepped off the stage, and the audience applauded warmly.

After a while, all contestants re-entered the stage and waited for scoring.

During this process, the host interviewed the contestants one by one.

When they came in front of Chen Xi and Han Tianye, the host couldn't help but sigh: "The performance of the two teachers today is beyond usual, I can't recognize you at all. I'm very curious now, I want to ask Chen Xi Hi teacher, your work has been completed to a very high degree, I would like to ask if you have confidence in your promotion today."

Standing on the star-studded stage, Chen Xi held the microphone, looked at the audience, and at Han Tianye beside him, he suddenly thought of something.

"Actually, I think I'm a very lucky person. My life, no, it can't be said to be my whole life. I'm not very old now." His words caused a chuckle.

"What I want to say is that I have already gained so much at a young age. Now I say that cross talk has a rare and good partner."

Having said that, he looked at Han Tianye beside him, and Han Tianye also looked at him with a smile.

The two looked at each other affectionately, causing the audience to scream again.

A thousand words, only here.

Chen Xi turned his head and looked at the back of the auditorium. There were six people standing there, and it was Xu Fenglai and the six of them.

The six of Xu Fenglai waved at Chen Xi on the stage, and Fang Zuo and Fang You even shouted.

Maybe the audience noticed something and turned their heads one after another. When they saw the six people screaming again.

Chen Xi smiled, his smiling eyes narrowed.

"There is also my senior brother who loves me, and my four lovely apprentices. I really think that choosing the cross talk industry is the most correct thing I have done in my life. Because of cross talk, I have become lucky and changed. I have gained a lot, since the grandfather is so kind to me, then I must say yes to cross talk. I am confident in today's promotion, but it doesn't matter if we don't advance. In short, we have already won in this program. The ranking is more important than the ranking Thank you everyone!"

Chen Xi bowed.

The sincerity of these words attracted cheers and encouragement from the audience.

"Come on, Brother Xi!"

"Brother Xi! We love you forever!"

"Mr. Chen's words are very good, but he just said too much. This has caught up with the acceptance speech." The host also has very good on-the-spot adaptability. As soon as the words fell, the audience immediately laughed again.

"Okay, without further ado, let the judges vote."

At this time, all the audience on the scene and watching the live broadcast clicked into the live voting interface to start voting.

After a while, the voting results were delivered to the host.

The host looked at the result in her hand, her expression was not surprised at all, she smiled and looked at the contestants in the audience, her eyes stayed on Chen Xi and Han Tianye for a few more seconds, and then loudly announced to the audience: "I announce that the contestants who have advanced are..."

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The author has something to say:

The skit was changed temporarily. I wrote a dissatisfied one before, so I cover my face~

end!Sahua~??ヽ(°▽°)ノ?!

The stories from eight years ago are all on the sidelines~~

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