Night Rabbit is the strongest

Kamui pushed Gojo Satoru away in disgust.

"Don't talk about Mister Conjurer."

He leaned back on the sofa, with a disdainful tone: "Your spell can still become a spirit?" He sneered, and looked up and down the man in front of him: "You might as well say that you fell in love with me at first sight and then the spell power followed the master to find it." I'm here to touch porcelain."

Gojo Satoru tore up the random document he had written, and said as he tore it, "It's not impossible."

As long as he has a thick skin, the thorns from Shenwei's mouth won't hurt him.

"We're partners anyway, right?" Gojo Satoru leaned over, nonchalantly preparing to post.

In Shenwei's eyes, Gojo Satoru was comparable to a primary school student, and he didn't regard him as an adult older than him at all, not even counting him as a peer.

The admiral thought for a while, then silently added - Haili's revenge didn't count.

He said it doesn't count.

"It's just acting, Mr. Conjurer won't be emotional, right?" Kamui took out an umbrella to keep a distance, and put the umbrella hat on Gojo Satoru's face: "You seem like a strange uncle."

Kamui felt that with his charm, it would be normal for Gojo Satoru to fall in love with him. In the past, he had sent him love letters without fear of death, although he ignored them all because he was too weak.

Gojo Satoru didn't refute, he looked at the stinking Kamui and said sincerely: "You are so heartless, it turns out that you are Mommy's good son on the surface, but you are a scumbag to me."

Kamui knew that Gojo Satoru was going to be a babbler, thought about the scene that gave him goosebumps, and couldn't bear to stop it: "Don't play tricks, elementary school students don't believe in the old-fashioned 'love at first sight' stalk anymore."

Gojo Satoru had had enough, he stood up and distanced himself from Kamui: "I'm not kidding."

"It's just more vivid to say that."

How did Gojo Satoru come to this conclusion?

We have to start with the two acting as a couple in front of Jiang Hua.

After Jiang Hua disappeared, Kamui and Wujo Wu found that both of them had the same ring on their hands. Kamui wrote a letter to Kagura, using the justwe left by Wanshiwu as a mailbox, and it was said that it was Daddy Yuanwai new inventions across the world.

Kagura wrote a reply within a few days, ignoring the nonsense, roughly meaning: The ring is made of the extremely weak dragon vein fragments left by Jiang Hua last.

The two rings with special metallic luster are grand and simple. In terms of aesthetics, Gojo Satoru and Kamui both like them. Kamui saw that Gojo Satoru liked it, and didn't ask Gojo Satoru to return the rings to him. He got paid for acting as a couple.

After Kamui wears the ring, he almost never leaves his hand. Gojo Satoru didn't wear the ring to make others misunderstand that they have the same jewelry. He is very good. It's rare to feel that Gojo Satoru has done something human.

Unexpectedly, Gojo Satoru was experimenting with the extremely weak dragon vein energy in the ring alone.

The dragon vein with too low content happened to be the best test product, and Gojo Satoru extracted a very small amount without much effort.

Kamui took a bite of his snack: "So you just use that bit of energy to analyze and understand?" He punched Gojo Satoru: "The ring is okay?"

Gojo Satoru took Kamui's fist: "Oh, I seem to be someone who would ruin other people's minds." He took out the necklace that was wrapped in a rope and turned into a pendant: "Look, it has no effect."

Shenwei snatched the necklace, and after confirming that it was the same, handed it to Gojo Wu: "There will be no next time, otherwise..."

"Kill me, I get it, it's a threat every time, it's boring." Gojo Satoru covered Kamui's mouth and let go, the warm touch still remained on his hand: "Continue to talk about business, the topic must be Off track."

Obviously, it was he himself who started to go astray by saying nonsense such as "the magic power fell in love with you at first sight".

Kamui seldom stared at Gojo Satoru with dead fish eyes, his whole body exuded contempt.

Gojo Wujo coughed twice and became serious: "I have a basis for saying that."

Before he took the initiative to use the mantra, he felt the mantra in his body have a very subtle sense of traction, running towards the extracted dragon veins.

After Gojo Satoru found out, he took the initiative to use the mantra. Relying on the six eyes, he found that 0.5% of the mantra energy of the dragon vein was absorbed by the dragon vein and then saturated. The two energies complemented each other and merged perfectly.

"The dragon veins didn't show any initiative. On the contrary, my spell power was rushing up like a licking dog." Wu Tiaowu was indignant: "It really was love at first sight, no wonder I would describe it like this."

Put on an innocent face towards Kamui: "If you don't absorb 0.5% but 5000% to be saturated, maybe my mana power will be drained by you when we first met. It's been a while."

Kamui will feel guilty?

Of course not.

"It's a pity, I almost killed you." Kamui's tone was flat, and he habitually refuted Gojo Satoru.

Little white-eyed wolf.

Gojo Satoru snatched all the snacks in front of Kamui dissatisfied: "After absorbing my mantra, I tried it again, and the extracted dragon veins will not be affected by the no-lower-limit technique. Recognizing the same kind, it seems that I thought it was the spell power that I scattered."

"My magic power not only fell in love with you at first sight, but also possessed you arbitrarily."

Kamui looked at Gojo Satoru, squinted his eyes and smiled: "That's so ambiguous, Mister Conjurer."

"Boom—"

The furniture in the office was brutally destroyed by Shenwei again.

Gojo Satoru moved to the back and leaned against the sofa on the side of Kamui: "It's too much, obviously he is super dedicated, and only pushes and pulls on you, are you so ruthless?"

Shenwei tilted his head: "Is this push and pull? I'm sorry, I only feel that you owe me a beating."

Gojo Satoru forcefully pulled him into his arms, and pressed his beautifully muscular body against Kamui's back, sighing softly, "Didn't you really feel it?"

"Or... are you too dull?" The deep voice evoked a smirk, and the mint fragrance on Gojo Satoru's body not only failed to clear Shenwei's mind, but made him a little dazed.

Maomao hugged the whole rabbit into its furry chest, stretched out its tongue and tentatively smoothed the rabbit's fur twice, feeling a sense of crisis, the rabbit's drooping ears stood up, but forgot to kick its legs to resist.

Kamui:?

Kamui, who has almost regarded Gojo Satoru as a tool in battle, and did not treat him as a human being: "What's wrong again?"

Raising his head, the Kamui who was facing Gojo Satoru lost his voice, Gojo Satoru unknowingly undid the blindfold at some point, and the reflections in the blue eyes were all the reflections of Kamui.

Kamui had an illusion - in his eyes he saw a light that was brighter than the Milky Way.

Rabbit finally realizes that the beast in front of him is not a harmless cat, but a lazy cheetah that rarely reveals its true nature.

At the most critical moment, the rabbit always forgot to kick and struggle.

Seeing that Shenwei had put his attitude right, without struggling, Gojo Satoru was in a happy mood with his unconsciously submissive attitude.

A trace of hotness rose from the heart and gradually flowed into the limbs: "After the research, I have a bold idea."

"Anyway, that's the way it is in this life, why don't we try?"

He lightly touched Kamui's forehead with the tip of his nose, played with the few strands of hair scattered on his white forehead, and brushed the hair out.

Even the well-informed Kamui was stunned by Wujou's speech. Just about to resist, he forgot to stop Wujou's movement, and was busy asking, "Are you serious?"

Wujo Satoru had never seen Kamui like this before, not only felt it was fresh, but also felt a little itchy in his heart.

And kinda cute.

"Yes, listen to me." Gojo Satoru buried his head into Kamui's shoulder: "Although my passive can be turned off at any time, so as not to delay finding a wife in the future, it is hard to be sure that there is someone who wants to make out but forgets the no-lower-limit spell It’s embarrassing that the influence stickers are not successful.”

"As for you, you are the only one who makes me feel that I can get in touch without deliberately turning off the passive, don't worry."

How much nonsense is in these words, only Gojo Satoru himself knows.

"Don't be angry yet." Gojo Satoru placed a soft kiss on Kamui's cheek, making Kamui who was about to lose his temper freeze instantly.

"That's just the reason why I had this idea in the first place." Wujo Wu's eyes were deep, and he planned the trap step by step, waiting for the rabbit to jump in: "Actually, you fit my aesthetics very well, from the beginning, otherwise, when we first met I won't show mercy."

"I don't have the traditional Japanese view of love. If I think we are suitable, I will act. I will not want to develop implicitly and then pursue it step by step. That is not Gojo Satoru."

Gojo Satoru couldn't even tell whether he was more interested in or liked Kamui, or if he was just greedy.

But his life is only a few decades, when it comes to love, he is not a person who likes to be slow, and finally met a more satisfactory person, although he can't be regarded as a human being, but he doesn't care.

Gojo Satoru's concept of love is closer to meeting someone who suits his appetite, first confessing to dating, and if he finds that the two parties have any shortcomings that cannot be adapted during the dating period, he will break up mercilessly after realizing that it is not suitable.

It's a bit scumbag, or it's a bit different from ordinary people's view of love.

However, until he was 28 years old, he had never encountered such a suitable existence as Shenwei, and no one had noticed that his view of love was a bit skewed.

Ye Mozheng, who has the right to speak, said: Wutiaowu must have looked a little bit crooked.

Coincidentally, Shenwei also has this view of love.

In other words, he is even more crooked than Gojo Satoru.

If Shenwei is right, he can even agree to fall in love with someone he has only known for a day, but once he loses interest, he can kick people without saying a word, and leave without giving a reason.

When he is interested, he is a qualified lover. When he is bored to the point of annoyance, he can throw people away with his backhand.

However, Shenwei is only interested in fighting. Not only has he not found any girlfriend or boyfriend, but he even throws out or kills anyone who wants to climb the bed in disgust. He has never realized that his view of love is wrong.

On the contrary, Afutu saw some signs, and said to him more than once: "...It's fine if you don't fall in love, so don't harm the boys and girls in the universe."

"Gemini is really abominable when it's scum, and we are already guilty of murder and arson."

"Afutu, are you a little girl? You actually told me about constellations."

Shenwei would throw a lot of documents to Afutu every time to retaliate against him, but he never denied what Afutu said.

"I'm back to my senses." Gojo Satoru stretched out his hand and waved in front of Shenwei's eyes: "Hey, I'm confessing, but you actually lost your mind?"

"That is to say, I am of good quality, and I am not angry when I am provoked like this. No, no, no, I feel like I am developing in the direction of licking dogs, which is not good..."

"Okay."

Wujo Wu hadn't finished his thoughts before hearing Shenwei's answer.

Shenwei: Afutu didn't say that if you fall in love in another world, if you are a scumbag, you are considered a scumbag, right?

Afutu: Then you are very rebellious.

Anyway, if you want to find your target again, and don't fight against the strong, then falling in love with the strong can also be counted as your goal?

So even if there are any conflicts during the relationship, it is normal to have a fight after a fight.

Thinking about logic, Shenwei grabbed Gojo Wu by the collar, raised himself up and poked him on the mouth: "Then let's try."

Gojo Satoru didn't expect him to be so active. He pressed Kamui into his arms, and the laughter made his chest vibrate slightly. The height difference between the two of them matched.

"Okay, try it, boyfriend."

Gojo Satoru did not take the initiative to give in suddenly because of Kamui, but instead was aroused with a stronger desire to win. Compared with soft love, he is indeed more suitable for this kind of evenly matched mutual conquest.

Kamui is used to wantonness, not to mention how much he likes Gojo Satoru, but he is very casual.

Both of them held the attitude of "kick if you can't get along, try anyway, you won't suffer, I can't wrong myself", and sparks sparkled in their eyes.

A small amount of affection is intertwined with the desire to win and lose engraved in the bone.

Kamui did not back down, and wrapped his arms around Gojo Satoru's neck: "Hmm, boyfriend..."

Close to Gojo Satoru's ear and deliberately whispered this sentence.

Grass.

Gojo Satoru burst into words in his heart.

He had thought about Shenwei taking the initiative, but when all this happened, he didn't expect him to be more uncontrollable than he thought.

Two people who have no sense of ritual and even have a different concept from normal human beings talked about love.

Behind the sloppy confession is a love that both parties thought would not go anywhere, and they didn't even consider the fact that they belonged to two worlds.

They both feel that they will be separated from each other sooner or later, so carpe diem in time is the most important thing.

Gojo Satoru put one hand on Kamui's shoulder, and with the other hand, he randomly picked out the shelves in the convenience store.

"Why are there so many types of this thing?"

Shenwei directly took the box closest to him: "Whoever wins wins."

Gojo Satoru looked at the "ultra-thin" he picked, and didn't say a word—he was very good at playing.

Well, instant gratification is the most important thing.

the next day.

Fuck you, break up.

Kamui sat up abruptly from the bed and was dragged back by the soreness from behind.

It's unbelievable that he, a Yetu, a Yetu whose physical fitness is at the top of the universe, is in such pain.

Although last night was also very cool.

Gojo Satoru wasn't much better either.

He used his waist too much, and his waist was sore. For the sake of the damned desire to win, he completely forgot how powerful Yetu's recovery ability is.

It's cool, but it's really tiring.

When the two woke up, they turned around and looked at each other without even putting on their clothes.

"Why don't we break up." x2

Sex/life isn't harmonious anyway.

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The author has something to say:

Just make do with it, it shouldn't be a problem?

And the progress of these two people's relationship is very fast. They don't have a traditional concept of love. They can even applaud without knowing whether they like each other. , if it wasn't for the lack of interest before, maybe the two parties would not be together a long time ago cough cough

This chapter finally foreshadows why Shenwei can ignore Wujo Wu’s passivity at the beginning of this article. To be honest, if Shenwei can’t ignore Wujo Wu’s passivity, Shenwei is at best a big daddy, with Gintama having no big moves And the random strength setting, Chapter 3, the Lalang couple will be defeated by Kamui being killed, it is impossible for Gojo Satoru to be interested in him

In the end, ooc is unavoidable, the love view of the two is the author's speculation, if you don't like it, don't spray qaq (Tu Xiazao!