The bat's family Wayne [Comprehensive British and American]

For a moment, Tony even felt a little flattered - with Batman's usual indifferent attitude, he thought he was a useful tool man in the eyes of the other party.

If it weren't for this, Iron Man, who has always been proud and confident, wouldn't have to go through so many twists and turns just to stand in front of the other party and ask "Would you like to be my friend".

No, in the past, no matter how much he appreciates Batman, Tony would never show his thoughts in front of him like this.

They were both equally proud and so restrained about their feelings.

In the final analysis, the life crisis brought about by palladium poisoning is like a shadow, and Batman just hit Tony's unknown vulnerability.If there were not so many coincidences and the thought of not leaving regrets, Tony would not take the initiative to visit Gotham, let alone ask Batman to be a friend.

...Naturally, he has no way of knowing what Batman thinks of him.

Tony curled the corner of his mouth, trying to laugh, then blinked his eyes quickly - oh no, Iron Man doesn't do such shameful things as shed tears.

Especially in front of my friends.

He doesn't think Batman's goggles are cold now.With Batman's approval, Tony quickly returned to his previous appearance, ignoring Batman's stern pursed mouth and directly hooking the other's shoulder.

"How about I accompany you on night patrol?" He smiled, "To celebrate our friendship?"

Batman's cape was so heavy that he couldn't float it.

"I was afraid I couldn't find you, so I brought the armor here—" Tony showed off his portable armor.

Bruce stared at him, not knowing how, the goggles hidden in the helmet, revealing Batman's steel blue eyes.

He stared at Tony disapprovingly.

The frown under Bruce's mask was as tight as the notches on the surface of his mask.

... How could there be someone like Stark?He is obviously afraid of death, yet he can make fun of his own body just because of his own whim?

If Iron Man had to don that suit of armor because of an inevitable fight, Batman would never have a problem with that.Because he's the same person himself, and when necessary, his own personal issues don't matter in the big picture - but befriending Batman or staying with Batman on Night Watch... these definitely can't be classed as what Bruce deems 'essential' in the list.

In his opinion, Tony is making fun of his body!

Batman didn't speak, but his gaze seemed to say everything.

Even if he is as lawless as Tony, he can't help but feel the deterrence from Batman in such eyes.He quietly retracted the hand hanging on Batman's neck.Seeing Batman's tight lips relax a little, showing that he was ready to speak, Tony immediately raised his hands in surrender: "I don't wear armor! I don't wear armor!"

"Never show your presence in your city!"

Thinking of Batman's famous sense of territory, Tony frowned: "I'm just an ordinary Tony Stark now! Not Iron Man! I'll just stay in your Batmobile and wait, is that okay?"

"I will never let anyone see me!"

Batman stares at him—

Tony stared back with wide eyes—

I don't know what moved Batman to change his mind.The Dark Knight reluctantly nodded, allowing Iron Man to get on his Batmobile.

"You can only watch, don't speak casually." He warned in advance.

"I promise!" Tony swore, holding up three fingers.

……

"Wow!" Sitting in the seat of the Batmobile, Tony had already sent his promise to the sky.He whistled for a long time, and praised: "Cool!"

The co-pilot of the Batmobile didn't have many functions, but Iron Man still looked left and right curiously, as if he was a child who had never been in a playground.

He even poked his head into the control panel in front of Batman.Fortunately, the man somewhat remembered Batman's prohibition, and his movements were still controlled so that they would not affect Batman's operations.

"This is the Batmobile that Wayne got you?" Tony watched with great interest.

"It's really good, but I can do better!" He said, "I assure you, there is no inventor in the world like Tony Stark! Compared with me, Wayne's research and development The personnel are nothing but mediocrity.”

"Shall I get you a new Batmobile?"

Batman, aka Bruce Wayne glanced at him with inexplicably cold eyes: "No need."

"Keep quiet!" he reiterated.

Already in the Batmobile, Tony didn't think much of it—Batman wouldn't throw him out of the car in the middle of his night watch.

"Come on!" Tony advised him. "Of course Batman can have two patrons. I promise you I can give you something better than Wayne!"

— This is indeed heart-warming.

Anthony Stark's talent is obvious to all.Anything made by him is bound to attract the covetousness of all parties.Bruce believes that Tony's tailor-made tools for Batman must be more convenient than the ones he uses now.

Actually... It's hard to say whether he allowed Stark to get on his Batmobile, whether he also had this consideration.

But the moment he heard Tony's words, Bruce suddenly thought of Bruce's guesses about Stark for some reason-it's okay not to think about it, but when he thinks about it, Tony's words just now seem to be persuading Batman to accept Stark at the same time. It's like the support of two people.Bruce's words caught in his throat.

"Don't you just want to use Wayne's stuff?" The brief silence was regarded as resistance by Tony.The richest man in New York opened his eyes wide in disbelief, "You don't like that guy, do you?"

A vein twitched in Bruce's forehead.

——What the hell is going on in Stark's head!

Batman's lips pursed again.Tony quickly raised his hands: "Sorry, I was just kidding." The scandal of Gotham Night Shadow and Wayne Sweetheart has such an audience in Gotham that Tony was forced to follow along when he investigated Brucey. An earful of Batman and Bruce Wayne gossip.

To be honest... Leaving aside the protagonist of the scandal, the love triangle scandal is quite interesting.

"No." Batman's eyes were heavy, and he turned to stare at Tony, "Quiet."

"...or get out of the car now."

Tony quickly gestured for a zipper.

Bruce continued to drive.

"About 450 meters to the southeast, sir." Alfred reminded from the inside line, "There is a robbery taking place."

The Batmobile turns quickly.Bruce quickly drives the car to the closest location to the scene, drifts, and stops.Get out of the car, run up, use your skills to quickly climb over the three-meter-high wall of the alley, and land on the scene of the robbery at the other end.

The robber didn't even have time to see the shadow's true face before Batman strangled his neck and twisted the wrist holding the gun.

"Ouch!" The criminal felt the pain belatedly.

Batman's sympathy would not be aroused by his wailing.Although the Dark Knight has the principle of not killing, he will not be soft when dealing with criminals.

"You can leave now, ma'am." Batman also admonished the victim before the one-sided beating began, "Don't go out on a night in Gotham next time."

The victim ran away in horror, and the screams that made people's teeth sore and legs weak began to be heard in the alley.

"..."

gaze.

"When did you come back?" Tony withdrew his hand from touching the steering wheel of the Batmobile awkwardly.He looked curiously at the person being dragged by Batman, and couldn't help but click his tongue.

Batman's philosophy is to be the deepest fear of Gotham's criminals, which means that his methods will not be gentle.The criminal being carried by him had a bruised nose and a swollen face, and his wrists were bent unnaturally. He had obviously suffered a severe beating—the screams from behind the wall had already explained everything.

Batman didn't answer.He looked back, left the unconscious robber in the back seat, and followed into the car.

"Can I drive the Batmobile?" Tony asked, looking expectantly at his 'friend' with wide eyes.

"No." Bruce started the car, and the Batmobile backed out of the alley smoothly, "This is my car."

silence.

Bruce breathed a sigh of relief under Batman's mask.

He felt that he had made a mistake in allowing Tony Stark to ride in the Batmobile tonight—he should never have expected Stark to sit quietly in the Batmobile and not disturb his night watch.It's true that Tony hasn't done anything yet, but his chattering voice is already bouncing on Batman's sleep-deprived nerves.

A moment of peace.

As if aware of something, Tony sat in the co-pilot and remained obediently and quietly for a while.

The night was getting darker, gradually transitioning to the busiest time for Batman.On several occasions, Tony sat in the co-pilot for nearly half an hour before Batman came back dragging a string of tightly tied criminals.

Three o'clock in the morning.The Batmobile has made three trips to the GCPD to 'unload'.

Tony also gradually became bored from the enthusiasm at the beginning.He yawned sleepily and said in admiration, "Is this your daily life?"

"Spend your sleep time fighting wits with these little bastards?"

"You know that after they are released, they will definitely return to their old jobs?"

Batman turned his head and glanced at him: "This is the meaning of Batman's existence."——become the fear of these people, and use his body to block the boundary line of turning ordinary people into criminals.

As long as they're terrified enough of Batman's deterrence, they won't be willing to be his enemies.

Tony frowned.

Bruce saw that Iron Man must have misunderstood himself, and he wasn't ready to explain.Tony doesn't just point fingers at other people's beliefs.

He yawns again, finding the nights in Gotham so long and hard.

"Hello, bat?"

Tony blinked, his face suddenly brightened.

"I have a question for you," he said enthusiastically, "do you know where Bruce came from?"

"Is he really Wayne's clone lover?"

Batman: "..."

The author has something to say: Tony: I am, gossip to refresh your mind?

*****The following is the rpg game time*****

You obediently let go, and let Bruce leave—Arkham was set off with fireworks, and the dark knight will probably spend a long time there. Bruce probably won’t remember being left in the banquet hall after leaving. is you.

You answer a phone call, sit for the better part of an hour, then get up to say goodbye to the others.

Joker is not dead.

This is the news that your subordinates just reported.

Unfortunately, he escaped from prison before Arkham exploded, and is now missing.

You decide……

a- Put on the equipment you have prepared for a long time, and hunt down the clown everywhere

b-Turn around the alleys where clowns may be haunted, hope lucky s let him fall into the trap

c-Follow Batman and make up the knife while he is fighting the Joker

d- just run away

(Probably, no one will choose D, right?)