two fools

The three of them went to buy roast chicken, steamed stuffed buns and a plate of peanuts, and returned to the temple ostentatiously with three sesame seed cakes.

As soon as the three sat down on the ground, the second idiot tore a chicken leg for the idiot, and before he could eat it, he was surrounded by several people.

The few people who came were not polite, they sat across from the three of them, and the leader picked up a peanut and ate it.The beggars are good at acting, and it seems that they are really wondering about their arrival.

He smiled slightly puzzled, and asked the leader, "Brother Lin, why are you here?"

The man named Brother Lin didn't care about the beggar's smiling face at all, he looked amazing, and didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said or did.

He said: "Today I heard that you got a lot of money this morning. I was thinking that it's going to be winter, so I'll add some clothes to you guys. You spent a lot of money today, and I want you to subsidize some."

What they said was as if they should be like this, and the beggar said: "Brother Lin, this...we don't get much, and this money is obtained by humiliating the second fool."

He glanced at the second idiot, and continued: "Isn't it too good?"

After hearing this, the man named Brother Lin threw peanuts on their oil paper bags, stared and said, "What's wrong? What's wrong? Which of us beggars doesn't make money by being looked down upon by others? We are all beggars." What's so precious about it? Besides, we are a family in the first place, so when we have difficulties, don't we help each other? When you don't have money, will the gang also subsidize you money?"

He asked several questions in a row, and the beggar who asked was speechless.When it comes to this, it is impossible not to give out the money.

So the beggar pushed the second fool and asked him to hand over the purse.To outsiders, it seems that the second idiot listens to him very much, but in fact, the two of them discussed it on the way here.

Brother Lin opened the purse and looked at it. He was a little puzzled and asked, "All the money?"

The second idiot just nodded without saying a word, and brother Lin didn't speak, as if he was suspicious of him.Under his gaze, the second idiot stood up and shook his body, saying: "Really...really not..."

Brother Lin put the money bag into his arms, and he also made a distinction in his heart. He didn't think that the fool would deceive people, so he also got up, coughed with his hands behind his back, and said, "Then I'll go, this time I will talk to the beggar head about the money, so I don’t need you to go.”

He co-authored to block the road to sue, the beggar smiled harmlessly, grabbed another peanut and gave it to him, saying: "Brother Lin, eat some more."

Brother Lin waved his hand, trying to get away, and finally landed on the chicken leg in the fool's hand.

He walked over, tore a chicken leg from the roast chicken, held it and said, "I'll just eat this."

After speaking, he walked out swaggeringly. The beggar was taken aback for a moment, and then handed the peanuts to the person who came next to him.

In this way, the other people in the temple asked for a little of the things bought by the three people, and when they wanted to eat, there was not much left.

The beggar picked up a peanut and threw it in the air, caught it with his mouth, and said triumphantly, "Whatever I say, they will definitely come and take the money."

"Fortunately, we prepared in advance."

The idiot was still eating the chicken legs that the second idiot tore for him. Although he didn't quite understand the meaning of beggars at first, but now he saw that the second idiot had no money left, not even the roast chicken and peanuts, so he knew what was inside. One or two points.

So he looked at the beggar with some admiration: "Beggar, you are so smart."

Isn't the beggar saying such a pile just to show his ability to plan ahead for a rainy day? The fool's boasting like this is in his heart.

He smiled happily and felt at ease, so he handed the chicken wings in front of him to the fool.

The idiot raised his face and smiled, then turned around and handed the chicken wings to the second idiot.

The second idiot didn't know why he was a little sullen, and he didn't smile when he saw the idiot handing something over, he just took it and looked downcast.

After eating, the three of them will lie down on the ground and sleep for a while.In the past, the idiot lay in the middle, and the beggar and the second idiot slept on both sides. Today, I don't know what happened. When the idiot was about to lie down, the second idiot lay in the middle first.

The beggar looked at him with his arms propped up, and the second idiot exchanged glances with him, then turned to face the idiot.The beggar smiled helplessly, then ignored them, put his hands behind his head and closed his eyes.

The idiot lay down next to the second idiot slowly, pulled the torn quilt aside to cover his body, covered the second idiot again, and closed his eyes to sleep.

When I was about to fall asleep in a daze, I suddenly felt the person next to me move, and it was the two idiots who came over.

In the past, when the two were in the ruined temple, they would sleep next to each other, but now in the new temple, they slept separately when they fell asleep.

The second idiot moved his head to the idiot's arm, and called him in a very low voice: "idiot?"

The idiot closed his eyes and replied, "What's up."

The second idiot leaned forward again: "Actually, when that person asked me just now, I didn't panic at all. I even stood up and shook to show him."

The idiot didn't know why he said this, so he let out an oh.The second idiot was silent for a while after listening, and then said: "Actually, I also know what the beggar said."

He refused to let go, and said: "Am I also very powerful?"

The fool nodded, and responded casually: "Yes, yes, you are also very good."

The beggar didn't fall asleep, he listened to the two of them with his ears upright, and grinned when he heard the jealous words of the two idiots.

His eyes were closed, but he kept thinking in his mind.The idiot's status in the second idiot's heart is higher than he imagined. No matter what the matter is, the second idiot is more willing to listen to the idiot.

Mastering the idiot is tantamount to mastering the second idiot.

He calculated such a result in his heart, and the more he thought about it, the more reasonable he felt.

Here, the second idiot finally felt a little more comfortable after getting a satisfactory answer. He exhaled, put his hand under the quilt, took the idiot's hand to hold it, and fell into a deep sleep by his side.

What happened in the morning seems to be a mechanism that has been hidden for a long time, pressing it can change the appearance of the second idiot.The previous conflict seemed to no longer exist, and the two idiots turned into the last beggars in Stillwater City.

When he begged for food, he didn't do it deliberately, nor did he go up and ask for it when he saw someone.He moves casually, and he only needs to take a look at the people passing by to know which one is the easiest to give money to and which one is the least difficult.

Compared with many beggars who blindly go up to ask for it and get kicked, his begging skills are so perfect that they are comparable to the predecessors in the beggar industry.

His eyes are poisonous and his mouth is sharp. He can memorize words given to him by beggars twice, and he can even adapt them by watching different people.

In just one month, his ability to beg for food spread among the beggars.Some people even come to him and ask:

How can someone give you a tael of silver in one sentence?

The second idiot is always a real idiot at this time. He scratched his head and thought for a long time, hesitated for a long time, and finally replied with three simple words: "I don't know."

The person who came to ask the question turned his head up and down, and he was so angry that he wanted to curse a few words. The second idiot stood there blinking and blinking, and you remembered that this person's brain is not working well, and it really wasn't intentional.

So after going back and forth several times, no one asked any more.I can only say 360 lines, and the number one is the best, and the second idiot is the genius who begs for food.

Seeing that the Chinese New Year was coming, the beggar calculated the money he had saved recently, and thought it was time to tell the two idiots about their plans.

But I don't want the accident to come suddenly one day.

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Dancing on the bed happily, there is a person who has collected my novels! ! !very happy! ! !thank you thank you...