two fools

"I'm a fool with a silly name. I picked you up, so follow me from now on."

The idiot patted his chest, trying to imitate the leader of the beggars, trying to intimidate the person opposite with his aura.

This should be majestic, but the fool can't hide his happy thoughts, so even though he said so, the expression on his face is grinning happily, which seems very strange.

"You...you are...a fool...but...I am also a fool."

The person sitting across from him was in almost the same condition as him, with disheveled hair and mental insufficiency, and didn't understand the mental activities of a fool at all.

The idiot became anxious when he heard this, and he didn't care about pretending to be the boss. He immediately sat cross-legged next to him and stared at him strangely.

The other idiot flinched at the sight of him. He wanted to run, but his injuries were healed, and it hurt when he moved.Seeing that fool getting closer, he could only turn his head and look at the sky outside.

"Look, three bird heads!"

The fool immediately attracted his attention: "Where is that?"

After looking for a long time but not seeing it, the idiot sat down discouraged and refocused his eyes on the idiot.

"Why are you also called a fool?"

"I... I don't know, that's what they call me."

"Could it be that you are my brother?"

After hearing these words, both of them stared at each other, their eyes slowly bursting from confusion to excitement.

"younger brother!"

"younger brother!"

The body that was about to hug suddenly stopped.

"Why am I my brother?"

The fool put his hands on his hips and said, "I picked you up. Of course you have to be my younger brother."

"what?"

"Huh?" The fool stared at him pretending to be angry, and immediately calmed him down.

"Okay... okay."

The idiot cheered up and called him cheerfully: "Brother."

But he shouldn't, and said awkwardly: "Why don't you call me by my name."

He was muttering, and at the beginning of each sentence he had to draw out a voice, which made the idiot feel uncomfortable, so he imitated him and said: "Then... no... we are both called idiots, and others call us, how can we divide?" What about Qing?"

He thought for a while, and looked at the fool with admiration: "Fool, you are so smart."

The idiot blew on his nails and said modestly, "It's so-so."

After finishing speaking, the two got into a difficult problem about the name again.After an unknown amount of time, the fool was about to fall asleep, when suddenly he heard the person next to him slap his leg heavily, pulling his arm and shaking him a few times.

"Do I know what my name is?"

The fool asked in bewilderment, "What?"

"From now on, I will be called 'Second Fool'!"

The idiot stared at his bewildered eyes, and the second idiot saw that he hadn't moved, and continued, "Think about it, if we meet other idiots in the future, then you are number one, I am number two, and you are the boss." !"

The idiot got through the two channels of Ren and Du by the word "boss", nodded frantically, and said happily: "Okay, okay."

"Fool!"

"Two fools!"

The two fools finally reached an agreement and hugged each other happily.However, as soon as the idiot hugged the second idiot, the second idiot grinned in pain.

"It hurts so much."

The second fool was beaten with sticks all over his body, and his arms and backs were covered with bruises from the stick.He rolled up his sleeves and looked at the fool with sadness in his eyes.

"Fool, it hurts so much."

The fool was always injured for a while, so he felt that he was also a senior, so he said: "This is easy to treat, blowing and licking will not hurt anymore."

The second idiot followed suit, but found it still hurt after finishing.

"Fool, it still hurts."

The fool wondered: "How come? Is it because you didn't use the right method, you have to brag like this."

He made a blowing movement and demonstrated it to the second idiot, but the second idiot followed suit and said it hurt.

It took more than half a day for the two to do and learn, but they failed to teach the two idiots.The idiot went down to the ground angrily, and Sapo pretended: "Don't teach, don't teach, I'm exhausted, why are you so stupid!"

The second idiot pursed his mouth, tears filled his eyes, and they fell down patter.The fool was lying on the ground, and saw the mud in front of him being splashed with water droplets, and a little bit of it was wet.

Reluctantly, he sat up from the ground again, pulled his arm, and blew on his arm.

"It doesn't hurt now."

In fact, it still hurts, but the second idiot didn't dare to say it, so he just nodded.

The fool poked him on the head in satisfaction: "It still has to be me."

The second idiot wiped away his tears, and then flattered him: "I still have to be a idiot."

The two giggled for a long time, and the second fool's stomach suddenly gurgled.The second idiot stopped laughing, pursed his lips and looked at the idiot.

"Fool... I'm hungry..."

The fool still had a steamed bun in his arms, which was given to him by Li Ergou in the morning.The idiot reluctantly took it out of his arms, and saw the second idiot staring at his bun with his eyes staring like copper bells.

In fact, he didn't eat. He also felt a little hungry after the second idiot said so.But he has just become a big brother, and now he doesn't care what the little brother eats, which will damage the majesty of the big brother.

After struggling for a while, the second idiot almost flooded the ground, so the idiot tore open half of the bun and handed it to the second idiot.

As soon as the second idiot received it, he devoured it voraciously. He ate half a bun the size of a palm in two bites.Still looking at the idiot after eating, the idiot was stunned for a while, looked at the bun in his hand, gritted his teeth and sent it out.

This time the second idiot didn't eat so fast when he received it, he ate it in three bites.After eating, I felt my stomach got better and wiped my mouth contentedly, only to see the fool next to me turned his back at some point.

After a while, there was a sobbing sound.It seems to be very sad, but I dare not express it.

"Fool, what's wrong with you?"

He moved over and patted him on the shoulder, who knew it would be okay if he didn't pat, but the idiot's cries became louder when he patted.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

The second idiot panicked, climbed to the opposite of the idiot, and found that his eyes were red.

"Fool, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying?"

The idiot burst into tears, crying as he said, "I...my bun...you...have eaten it all..."

Only then did the second idiot realize that he had caused people to cry, but he couldn't spit out the food.He looked at the fool in a dilemma, and could only comfort him with words: "Fool, can you stop crying? In the afternoon, in the afternoon, I will go out and buy it for you?"

The fool cried and stopped: "Are you rich?"

"I..." The second idiot touched his body, but couldn't find anything, so he said, "...I didn't..."

"Then...then what are you talking about..."

The second fool was at a loss, so he had to stay where he was.The fool cried for a while, tired of crying, yawned and fell asleep again.

He looked at the second idiot, that guy was staring at the ground in a daze, but he ignored him and lay down on the ground to sleep.

The second idiot moved over slowly, flattering in his voice.

"Fool, can I get you something to eat this afternoon?"

The fool turned to look at him, thought for a while and said, "Forget it, forget it, there is no reason to let the younger brother go out to look for food, and the elder brother sleeps at home."

He patted his side to make the second idiot lie down, and yawned big: "I'll ask Li Ergou for one in the afternoon."

The fool fell asleep quickly, and fell asleep not long after saying this sentence.The second idiot lay beside him, twiddling his fingers, and after a while, drowsiness gradually came over him, and he also fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept for this sleep. At first, the fool was ignorant, and then I only felt a little numbness in my body, and then I couldn't breathe.

He opened his eyes twice, but didn't feel any better.He pushed the second idiot and woke him up from his dream.

"Two idiots, two idiots!"

"Ok?"

The second idiot fell into a drowsy sleep: "What's the matter?"

"I can't breathe."

The second idiot raised his head from his chest, and asked in confusion, "Why?"

The fool touched his chest and shook his numb arm.

"Is it because you haven't eaten?"

The second fool nodded: "It is possible."

The fool sat up, feeling a little better.Seeing that the sun outside was about to set, he patted his body to stand up, and said to the second idiot, "I'll go find Li Ergou."

Just as he was about to leave, the second idiot grabbed his hand and looked up at him pitifully: "Can you take me with you? I'm afraid they will hit me."

The second fool was terrified of being beaten, pitifully.The fool thought about it, and thought it would be good to take him to meet people, maybe Li Ergou was in a better mood and could give two more buns.

He nodded and said, "Okay."

The second idiot got up from the ground happily, pulled the wound on his body with his movements, and bent down again in pain.

The road that could have been covered with a cup of tea had dragged him for half an hour.

The fool walked sweating all over, came to Li Ergou Village, and started calling him when he got to his house.After barking a few times, Li Ergou didn't come out, but his grandma did.

Grandma Li Ergou's round face looked very kind. Seeing him, she smiled and said, "Ergou has gone to the ground and hasn't come back yet. Why do you want him?"

The fool felt a little embarrassed when he wanted to say it. He didn't talk to his grandma very much, and he didn't even meet her a few times.Fortunately, although his mouth did not live up to expectations, his stomach was very strong, and there was a gurgling sound, which was particularly loud between the two of them.

Grandma Li Ergou smiled and said, "Wait."

The man turned around and went back to the house, there was a sound of pots and bowls in the room, and she came out with two buns after a while.Handed it to the fool and said: "Today, there are only these two left, if not enough, I have to come here tomorrow."

The fool took it with a grin, and couldn't wait to eat it.The second idiot stood behind and looked this way, the greed in his eyes almost came out.

Grandma Li Ergou looked at this and that, with hesitation in her eyes, after thinking about it, she went back to the house and took out two potatoes.

One for each person, and after stuffing them, he stood by and watched them eat.

Now the two of them ate slowly, probably because they were afraid that they would run out of food.Grandma Li Ergou looked at it like this, and suddenly said with emotion: "Fortunately, we are in peace now, this is going to be in troubled times, you two..."

Before she finished speaking, she didn't continue, looking at the two with sympathy.

The two ate up the potatoes, so they bid farewell to Grandma Li Ergou.Grandma Li Ergou was about to wave her hand when she saw a figure out of the corner of her eye.She glanced aside and said with a smile, "He's back."

The fool turned around and saw Li Ergou walking towards this side step by step with a hoe on his shoulders and a sweat towel on his shoulders.

The fool shouted happily: "Ergou! Ergou!"

Li Ergou looked this way when he heard the voice, his face changed suddenly.