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Chapter 112 How old are you?Uncle who likes to strike up a conversation

Li Qi completely ignored the existence of Li Xuyang. The family of four bowed their heads and looked up. Li Qi was laughing and playing with Hao Bin and the old man. As long as he saw the smile on Li Xuyang's face, it would disappear quickly, faster than Sichuan opera.

Li Xuyang was not in a hurry, he asked what should be asked, what should be exhorted, completely ignored Li Qi's deliberate alienation and indifference, even though Hao Bin was answering every question he asked, he still watched his son ask meticulously.

When Hao Bin mentioned that Li Qi made blood holes all over his body because of the beheading plan in the play, Li Xuyang laughed and praised Li Qi for his courage and courage, with a proud expression.

Li Xuyang spent most of his time in peacekeeping these years, and a considerable part of the time was actually in the country, but he was also at the border and rarely went home.The old man also has a purpose in doing this, because he is afraid that the tree will attract the wind, and he would rather drive Li Xuyang far away, and rely on him to climb up step by step, so that others will not be able to catch him.

Now that Li Xuyang has finally returned successfully, he is very close to his superior position, but between the father and son... the old man has no choice but to pin his hopes on Hao Bin. He can see that Li Qi only listens to Hao Bin of.

If Hao Bin hadn't been around during this period of time, what would have happened in this family? Although Li Qi didn't have a friendly face with his father, at least they didn't quarrel. Li Xuyang and the old man were very relieved and didn't dare to force anything!

At the end of the holiday, Li Qi and Hao Bin returned to the base, and Cui Wenxuan also returned to the base to recuperate from his injuries in order to avoid He Wan.

Wednesday should be the day when white-collar workers go to school, but this day, around noon, He Wan showed up at the base.

Li Qi and the others had no tasks and usually just trained. Cui Wenxuan was still resting because of his injury. When he saw He Wan carrying the thermos, he turned around and left reflexively.

It's a pity that classmate Xiaobai's eyes are poisonous, and he chased after him with small steps, very wronged: "Brother Xuanzi, are you avoiding me?"

"Ah, it's late. I didn't see you. The sun is blinding my eyes. I'm going back to the dormitory to lie down for a while. Why are you here?" Really!

He Wan is also a careless girl. Hearing what Cui Wenxuan said, the grievances just disappeared in an instant. She smiled and frowned, especially pleasing: "I'll bring you chicken soup. My mother has been cooking it all morning!"

"Isn't today Wednesday? Are you skipping class?"

"No, I, our school has an activity today, I asked for leave and didn't participate!" It's a pity that Xiaobai's kung fu has not yet mastered, and Cui Wenxuan saw through the lie at a glance.

Cui Wenxuan didn't dare to expose it, so he could only pretend to be fooled. He couldn't bear the consequences of exposing him. If a girl said, I miss you and came to see you, should he cry or laugh?

Cui Wenxuan looked at He Wan's red face and felt sorry, but he still said, "I'll go to the military doctor to change the medicine first, can you wait in the dormitory for a while?"

Student Xiaobai was very puzzled, and thought to himself, didn't you just say that you wanted to go back to the dormitory to lie down for a while?However, it is important to change the dressing, so he went up and hugged Cui Wenxuan's arm skillfully, looked up at Cui Wenxuan with his small face: "I will go with you, how boring it is to stay alone, I don't want it?"

Cui Wenxuan had a terrible headache, this chick was spoiled by him and Li Qi since she was a child, she nodded weakly: "Okay!"

Chen He saw Cui Wenxuan greeted enthusiastically: "Here you come? Take it off!"

Who is classmate Xiaobai? She is a senior rotten girl. As soon as she heard "Take off", she immediately became unrestrained. The images in her mind were automatically changed to those GV images she watched. It was still the temptation of a uniform, a white coat, a special soldier, relying on , the world's best.

Xiaobai's eyes sparkled and she was extremely excited, but when she realized that the handsome Xiao Shou in the picture was her elder brother Xuan, Xiaobai immediately became angry, pointing at Chen He with her little finger, her face flushed with anger: "Uncle Pervert, don't take off Brother Xuan's clothes!"

Cui Wenxuan paused for unbuttoning his hands, he was so embarrassed that he wished to find a mouse hole to slip in: "Wan Wan, what are you talking about?"

Chen He was taken aback by Xiaobai's phrase "uncle pervert", and said with a smile, "I look like a pervert? Like an uncle?"

He Wan sticks out her little tongue, can she say that she is very impure flirting with uncle?But student Xiaobai would never take the initiative to admit his mistakes, let alone in front of Cui Wenxuan, he must not lose face, raised his chin and said: "Brother Xuan, you ask him to take off his clothes as soon as he comes in. What are you not a pervert?"

Cui Wenxuan was speechless: "At night, Dr. Chen is going to check and apply medicine to my wound. How can I check if I don't take off my clothes?"

Seeing Xiaobai blinking her big eyes with an expression of "I understand", Chen He just felt that this little girl is very attractive, and there is such a male and female species in this beast camp, she is still a lovely person, Chen He couldn't bear it Can't help but take a few more glances.

"Excuse me, miss, can I check on your brother Xuan now?" Chen He said to classmate Xiaobai in a good-tempered manner.

Cui Wenxuan shook his head while unbuttoning: "Don't pay attention to him, the little girl is weird, I don't know what's going on in her head!"

Classmate Xiaobai stomped his feet: "Brother Xuan knows how to bury people!"

Chen He helped Cui Wenxuan take off his clothes, and said with a smile: "Your little girlfriend is very cute, you are very lucky!"

The pretty face of classmate Xiaobai over there immediately flew to Hongxia, with the standard attitude of a little girl, I feel that this uncle is not bad, he is a good person!

Cui Wenxuan was one head and two older, and quickly took this opportunity to clarify: "She is my sister, the military doctor must not talk nonsense!" Out of the corner of her eye, He Wan's soft body froze for a moment.

Sooner or later it will be a pain, it is better to be in pain now, Cui Wenxuan has a deep understanding of this, so he can't bear He Wan to be like him.

After coming out of Chen He, Cui Wenxuan took the thermos from He Wan's hand, smiled gently and said, "I'm going to drink soup, you go back early, and go back to school in the afternoon!"

"Brother Xuanzi, I..."

"Wan Wan!" Cui Wenxuan pretended to interrupt He Wan casually, and said, "This is the army. If you don't come here in the future, the influence will be bad. Don't embarrass your father, you know? The food in the army is pretty good, Li and I It's all good, don't worry about us, study hard, and I will go back to see you when the young master and I are on vacation, okay?"

What else can He Wan say?

A girl's heart is immature and transparent, He Wan understands it all!

My eyes are sore, my heart hurts, and this relationship has withered before it can bloom.He Wan wanted to cry too, but she knew she couldn't cry. Tears were a sign of the weak and would make the person opposite her sad!

Classmate Xiaobai is indeed a female man, she still raised her small face, and her smile was as dazzling as the bright sunshine: "Okay, okay, I'll just be obedient, and I'll go back to school in the afternoon, I'm more verbose than my dad, yes Come on, there are two chicken legs in here, don't forget to leave one for his brother, I'm leaving!"

Hmph, if you reject this lady, you will be fined with a chicken leg, wow, I really want to cry!

Cui Wenxuan warned: "Be careful on the road, don't be playful, go home directly, and then go back to school!"

He Wan waved her hand chicly: "Got it, long-winded!"

The sun at noon was very strong, and after a while, people were dizzy from the sun. He Wan kicked the small stones all the way, feeling nothing at all, cursing: "Damn Xuanzi, smelly Xuanzi, I hate you, I hate you, what a bad sister, I don't want to be your younger sister, you idiot!"

He Wan raised her head. She had walked a long way from the base. She hadn't driven her TT since she crashed it last time. She originally planned to ask someone to pick it up, but now she's in no mood , Squinting his eyes and shouting to the sky: "Sun, why don't you just burn me to death!"

As soon as she finished venting, a car drove up behind her. He Wan hurriedly walked along the side of the road, but unexpectedly, the car stopped beside her.

"Isn't it late? Why are you here?"

He Wan took a look, isn't this uncle pervert?Driving a broken jeep, it should be going to the city.

Seeing He Wan frowning and staring at him, Chen He asked again: "Wan Wan, are you going home? I'll see you off, and I happen to be going back too!"

Wanwanwanwan, He Wan's small wound was torn open by these two words, blood was flowing, and he was angry: "Who told you to call me Wanwan?"

Chen He was taken aback, thinking to himself who is he provoking?But seeing the little girl blushing from the sun, a pity welled up in her heart without hesitation, and said with a smile, "Didn't Cui Wenxuan call you Wanwan? Why, can't I call you that?"

"Of course not!" He Wan stared at her dark eyes, Li Qi called her Xiaobai, her parents and classmates called her Xiaowan, only Cui Wenxuan called her Wanwan since she was a child, and He Wan liked her very much, even though she was very tough in her bones Tough, but still enjoy the feeling of being cared for and pampered.

In order to defend Cui Wenxuan's privilege, He Wan added boldly: "Wanwan can only be called Brother Xuanzi, who are you? An uncle who likes to strike up a conversation!"

With one hand on the steering wheel, Chen He touched his face with the other: "Am I that old? Ah, little girl, I'm just 30, okay?"

"Aren't you old even at 30? You're a whole round older than me, uncle, if you strike up a conversation on the road, be careful your wife punishes you by kneeling on the keyboard!"

Chen He was very regretful: "I also want to kneel on the keyboard, but unfortunately I don't have a wife!"

"Damn it, isn't it you, you're still a major, you're such an idiot!"

Chen He frowned instantly, and looked He Wan up and down: "Fuck? Little girl, it's not good for girls to be too rude, she's obviously a lady, don't scare uncle!"

He Wan climbed into the car from the other side, came up and patted Chen He on the shoulder, encouraging him: "Uncle, you have to keep up with the times, and I will show you my collection some other day. We can't find a wife, so why don't you just find a man?" Wife, you don’t look bad, you’re 30 and still single, how can you be sexless?”

Chen He was full of question marks, following the good tradition of asking when he didn't understand, the elderly doctor of medicine asked shamelessly: "Wait a minute, what is a male wife? What is a gong?"

"Come on!" He Wan said in a serious manner: "Sisters, let me spread the knowledge about danmei, do you know what danmei is?"

Chen He shook his head!

"I know you don't understand, Tanmei is BL, Boy'sLove, understand? It means love between men and women. Let me tell you, you have so many handsome guys, you don't want to be gay, isn't it? You are already 30, I guess There's no other woman who's going to like you anymore, so don't delay while you have a good face and figure, come on!"

Chen He slowly realized it!

This little girl can do it, really do it!

Chen He also met gays when he was studying abroad, but at that time he devoted himself to studying, he was no different from a nerd, not to mention paying attention to homosexuality, he didn’t even have time to find a girlfriend, everyone just liked it, and then lived with it. He just wanted to finish his studies and go back to China. No, not to mention that he was about to be included in the ranks of leftover men, and he was encouraged by a little girl to engage in sex. Chen He couldn't laugh or cry.

"Well, I think your elder brother Xuan looks pretty good, why don't I think about it!" Chen He thought about it seriously, looked at He Wan and said.

"No, except for him, you can pick whatever you want, and I promise to keep the secret for you!" He Wan waved his small hand, his righteousness is worthless!

"But I just think he is pleasing to the eye, the rest are all big and three rough, and Li Qi is just a wild wolf!"

"No, no, no, brother Xuan is mine!" He Wan resolutely defended, and suddenly thought of Cui Wenxuan's calm refusal, his mouth shrugged, and he howled: "Ah, he doesn't want me, he said I was Sister, ah, dead Xuanzi, smelly Xuanzi, ah!"

Chen He was dumbfounded, should this little girl be so exaggerated?Just now, the pear blossoms were raining in the blink of an eye?No, it should be a storm, it's too scary!

Chen He's heart was broken, and he made the little girl cry. A 30-year-old man must have had a convulsion today, and he was fooling around with a little girl. This is all right, let's see how you end up.

"Wanwan, that, don't cry!" Chen He was so anxious that he was sweating, looking back and forth nervously, if someone saw him, he would not be able to wash himself off even if he jumped into the Yellow River!

Unexpectedly, He Wan stared at him tearfully: "Uncle, I'm so sad. He sent me to hell before I confessed my love. You can use my shoulder to cry for a while!" He didn't wait for Chen He to agree. , turned around and fell on Chen He's shoulder, crying heartbreakingly, shrugging his small shoulders.

Chen He's whole body was shocked, and somewhere in his chest was in chaos!

Classmate Xiaobai cried enough, and the gloom in his heart dissipated. Looking at the wet spot on Chen He's shoulder, He Wan stuck out his little tongue in embarrassment: "Uncle, I'm sorry, haha, I'm fine now!"

Chen He took out a tissue and handed it to He Wan, concerned: "Are you all right?"

"It's okay!" He Wan wiped away the tears, her eyes were red, and I was so pitiful, Chen He couldn't help scolding Cui Wenxuan in his heart, he didn't know what was good or bad, such a cute little person didn't know how to cherish and pushed it away, Don't you know there's a pack of wolves out there?

When Chen He scolded Cui Wenxuan like this, he really didn't classify himself into the category of evil wolf, because he called himself a gentleman, and a gentleman uncle would never attack little Lolita. This is a matter of principle.

Chen He moved his eyes away from He Wan's face, and praised: "I didn't expect you to be so strong at such a young age, you are worthy of being He Lu's daughter!"

"Of course!" He Wan never knew how to write the word modest, and said carelessly: "I don't want to be stalking like others, even if Brother Xuan doesn't treat me as my man, he is still my brother, and he will love me even more because of his guilt towards me." Petting me, why would I not do it? In fact, I already knew that he just treats me as a younger sister. He is just like his brother. .I'm so beautiful, can't I find a good man, can't I, uncle?"

Chen He was a little frightened: "Wan Wan, you are only 18 years old, it's inappropriate to speak like a man and shut up as a woman!"

"Fuck, uncle, you came from ancient times, right?"

"What did you wear?"

"Time travel? Don't you watch TV and novels?"

A look of embarrassment flashed across Chen Hejun's face, and he said seriously: "I only read medical books and academic reports, never novels; I don't watch TV except for news, scientific mysteries, sports, and historical legends!"

A faint sadness appeared on He Wan's face: "Uncle, your life must be very boring!"

"I don't think so, I'm full!"

"Uncle, this is called the generation gap!"

Chen He's palms were itchy so badly that he really wanted to slap her and teach this girl what is an inch of time and an inch of gold.

He Wan suddenly stretched out her little finger: "Uncle, pull the hook!"

This thinking is so jumpy, Chen He can't keep up with the rhythm at all: "What are you doing with the hook?"

"Keep it a secret for me. You are not allowed to tell others about my rejection by Brother Xuan, or about me crying in front of you. You are also from our compound, right? Hmph, if it gets out, I will demand you." nice!"

Chen He looked at Xiaobai's angry little face, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Little girl, do you understand what it means to respect the old and love the young, and you dare to threaten me? See?" Chen He pointed to the two hands on his shoulders. Bar one star: "Major!"

Classmate Xiaobai snorted: "Tch, I'm not a soldier, your major is not good for me, and, who said I don't know how to respect the old and love the young, didn't I call you uncle?"

Emma, ​​Chen He is so angry that his stomach hurts, it's better to be disrespectful. When He Wan called him uncle, Chen He felt that he was in his forties and fifty and he had a beer belly, his face was wretched, and he was sad!

In fact, we are young and handsome, okay?Have you ever seen such a handsome uncle?

Classmate Xiaobai shook his white and tender little finger: "Are you pulling the hook or not?"

"Pull, I'll pull!" Chen He stretched out his finger, and Jiongjiu Youshen hooked He Wan, Xiao Nizi followed and warned: "Remember, don't tell others, especially Brother Xuanzi!"

Chen He started the car and promised: "Never tell me, I'm not that kind of person!"

He Wan sighed: "Hey, my first love is gone just like that, uncle, am I pitiful?"

Chen He turned his head and glanced at her, the little girl drooped her head, like a defeated rooster, she couldn't help but feel soft in her heart: "How could it be? That's the way first love is, I think what I can't get is the best, maybe After ten years, you will find that the best one is not necessarily the one that suits you best, little girl, your life has just begun, show your courage, as you said, Cui Wenxuan is still the brother who loves you the most Well, you haven't lost anything, have you?"

"Well, yes, it's just easy to say, I guess it will take me a while to return to my sister's position, what a fucking life!"

fuck?Chen He was so startled by this word that he almost stepped on the brakes, this little girl!

He Wan suddenly turned her head to look at Chen He and said, "Uncle, you're already 30 and haven't met the most suitable person yet?"

"Xiao Nizi, uncle knows that he is 30, you don't have to keep reminding me!"

"Haha, in fact, 30 is not too old, my father gave birth to me when he was almost [-]!"

Chen He decided to stop this topic, 30 is not old, but compared to the little girl in front of him, she is more than a little old!

"Uncle..." Chen He entered the role unconsciously, calling himself an uncle: "Uncle used to have a girlfriend when he was studying abroad, but that shouldn't be considered love, at most it was the comfort he sought in a foreign country. Maybe I can't understand the mood of that kind of wanderer. Anyway, the uncle had a few girlfriends and they all blew it up, and they didn't feel sad when they broke up. Therefore, they should not be the most suitable person for the uncle. That person is probably still raised by the mother-in-law. .”

He Wan tutted her head and shook her head: "Uncle, I didn't expect you to be a scumbag?"

"Scumbag? Me?"

"Yes, it's you, always abandoning human face and animal heart, tsk tsk, how many times have you been in?"

Chen He stared at He Wan with wide eyes, did this little girl wear colored contact lenses?Thinking of him as a gentleman and gentle as jade, why is he either a pervert or a scumbag in the eyes of this little girl?

Can't figure it out!

"Wanwan, do you have any misunderstandings about Uncle? Although we all live in the compound, I have only heard about you after returning to China, and have not met you formally, so it is impossible for me to offend you, right?"

"No? It's the first time I've seen you, but our sisters call countless men who have always abandoned women as scumbags. Your experience just proves this statement!" Xiao Nizi laughed. With a pure face, he slowly opened and closed his rosy lips, and the words he said almost caused Chen He to drive the car into the ditch next to him.

"Why do I have so many people?" Chen He blushed with anxiety, his innocence: "I'm already 30 and have had two girlfriends, isn't it too much?"

"So did you sleep with them?"

"what?"

With a very serious face, He Wan said affirmatively, "Go ahead!"

Chen He wanted to kneel down to her: "Wanwan, going to bed has happened from time to time in the world of adults, but it's not suitable for young girls of your age to discuss, ah, be reserved!"

"I'm an adult, although I haven't had sex yet!"

Chen He looked at He Wan's expression of regret and horror, are all the girls so tough nowadays?Talking about "sex" with an old man who met for the first time, is it against the sky?

He Wan glanced at Chen He in disgust: "I know you are ignorant. Although we are tough, we will never do what we shouldn't do. Uncle, calm down. Didn't you study abroad? Foreign women should be more polite." Unrestrained, right?"

Chen He wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Yes, but they are not my type. Uncle is still a traditional man in his bones. Wanwan, don't scare me anymore. Uncle admits that Uncle is old and can't keep up with you guys." pace!"

"Uncle, it's good to be conscious, I will teach you another day, and I guarantee that you will catch a soft girl within a year, and end your fucking bachelor career!"

Chen He felt that he should talk to Brigadier He Da about the topic of "how a girl is raised" in the field of social science, and broaden his already OUT ideological awareness!

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