Everyone said this is not a love game!

"Look, look, look for friends, find a good friend..."

With his jaw dislocated, Liu Xiaoyang slowly turned his head towards the source of the singing, only to see a brightly colored figure emerging from the bushes.

It's actually... a colorful bird? ! !

It's not uncommon to meet a colorful bird on an isolated island, and it's not uncommon for a colorful bird to sing, but the question is, why does this colorful bird sing "Looking for Friends"? ! !

"Oh my god, it's human beings, it's over, we've been discovered, what to do, what to do..." The colorful bird couldn't stop muttering in flustered little steps, and finally raised its neck and opened its mouth generously, "Um Cuckoo..."

Looking at the crappy appearance of the colorful bird, Liu Xiaoyang raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead.

"Hey, you said so many things, and at the end you just learned a few bird calls just to get away with it. Do you think my IQ is for cooking hot pot?"

Upon hearing this, the colorful bird widened its eyes in horror, hugged its wings tightly in front of its body, and deftly moved its fingertips backwards.

"Hey, don't think I can't see that you want to run away just because your toes are moving. You treat me as my eyes... Hey, don't run away!"

"Help! Kill the bird! Even if he eats and runs out for a walk, or sings a little song, he will be killed. Why is my life so hard..."

"Hey, are you saying that your pair of wings are only designed to wipe your tears? Let me just say, I didn't catch up to kill you."

"What?" The colorful bird stopped abruptly, "Look into my eyes and say that sentence again."

"I said that your pair of wings were only designed to wipe tears?"

"Of course not!" The colorful bird spread its wings and tried to fly in the next second, but was dragged back by Liu Xiaoyang by grabbing its ankles.

"Haha, I was joking with you, okay? I told you that I didn't catch up with you to kill you."

"you swear!"

"I swear!"

"You should have said it earlier, I was so frightened that my little heart was thumping."

Let me go, this colorful bird also grew up listening to nursery rhymes and watching Xingye movies.

Wait, did I just say that we are destined to meet thousands of miles away?

"Master," Eggy also chased after him at some point, stretched out his claws and tugged at the corner of Liu Xiaoyang's clothes, "This one can communicate, and it doesn't intend to attack us, now it's just..."

right!Now it's just... "I said Miss Cai Niao, do you need my help or do you have any wishes?"

"What girl, who is your name? She can be a real man!" After finishing speaking, the colorful bird skillfully raised its wings and made a gesture of scissors.

Looking at the colorful bird's killer shape, Liu Xiaoyang raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat off his forehead.

"Okay, let me say man, do you need my help or do you have any wishes?"

"What man, people have a name, okay? Although my parents gave me a very masculine name when I hatched, I prefer my friends to call me Little Rainbow."

Little rainbow?How can there be a pure man in this world who likes to be called Little Rainbow? !Please don't use your life to humiliate the race of pure men, okay?

"Little Rainbow, let me ask you one last question, do you have anything..."

"Actually, I'm more concerned about what kind of masculine name your parents gave you?" Dandan showed a sincere smile at Little Rainbow with her harmless face raised.

"Eggy..." "You..."

Liu Xiaoyang and Xiao Caihong turned their heads with black faces at the same time, gritted their teeth and made a horrible face of "you will die if you don't speak".

"I'm just curious. Don't say anything. Just keep flirting. I'm going to eat my little fish."

Eggy's sudden departure made the scene a bit awkward in an instant.

Love, it seems, shouldn't be like this.

Liu Xiaoyang scratched his head, and finally pulled out a dry smile slightly bluntly.

"Well... I don't seem to have introduced myself yet. Hello, my name is Liu Xiaoyang, and I'm originally a hunter from Yuyun Village. But don't worry, because I have given up that career with no future. I came here to obey Following the guidance of the heavens, I want to find my destined partner, and my destined partner seems, probably, it seems to be a monster." Liu Xiaoyang deliberately lowered his voice to spit out those two words, and then explained at a faster speed , "I know this whole thing sounds a bit ridiculous, but all of this has a major connection with my fate, believe it or not..."

I'm going, little rainbow, your eyes can actually turn into heart shapes!It's really... What are you doing all of a sudden?Why did you suddenly come up and hold my hand?What on earth are you trying to do with such a loving expression on your face when you suddenly come up to me and take my hand? ! !

"I believe it! Xiao Yangyang~ I believe everything you say!"

What is Xiao Yangyang?Believe it, just believe it, don't just grab someone's hand casually, okay? ! !

But no matter how much Ren Liu Xiaoyang winked and twisted his body, he still couldn't withstand the gradually tightening wings of Little Rainbow.

"Little Rainbow, listen to me."

"No, Xiao Yangyang, listen to me first. I don't think there is anything wrong with your thoughts at all. We shouldn't deny ourselves just because of other people's eyes. To tell you the truth, from the day I hatched, I found that I It's different from other little colorful birds, but I still live happily."

You are indeed different from other colorful birds, but I deeply feel that it should be a gender cognition disorder.

"Little Rainbow, listen to me."

"No, Xiao Yangyang, listen to me first. Pursuing a partner is a right shared by all living beings. We should not give up easily just because it sounds ridiculous. To tell you the truth, I have always had a little A wish is hidden in the bottom of my heart."

"Wish? Oh, my God, wish!"

It's really hard to find a place to go through iron shoes, and it doesn't take much effort to get it!I knew that a colorful bird that could talk and have gender cognitive impairment was definitely not easy, so I was looking for you!

"Quick, tell me, what is your wish?"

"My long-cherished wish is to conceive a new life that belongs to me."

"Little Rainbow, I didn't expect you to be a good man who takes care of the family. Oh no, what a male bird, haha, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and find a female colorful bird to start your happy little family."

"Xiao Yangyang, you may not understand what I mean, to put it simply, I want to lay an egg."

Egg?Oh my god, you really have gender identity disorder! !You are a pure man colorful bird, okay?You don't have the function of laying eggs at all, okay? ! !

I know that it will not be so easy to leave this world, but isn't such a test against the sky too much? ! !

"Little Rainbow, come, let's have a good talk about life." Liu Xiaoyang smiled and brushed off the dead tree trunk beside him, and silently recited the manuscript he had prepared all night in his heart.

"Xiao Yangyang, what's in that cloth bag next to you?" Little Rainbow flapped its wings and hopped over, seeing that conspicuous prop at a glance.

"This is a gift for you, but before that, I have something to tell you."

"Well, you say."

"First of all, I want to say that there is nothing wrong with the behaviors you have shown, and the idea of ​​wanting to lay eggs. All of these are determined by the genes in your body. In the world I lived in before, there will be people who will follow you Similarly, when those people want to conceive the next generation, they can do it through a high-tech biological method, but, given our current level of technology that is basically barbaric, I think we can take another easier way... ..."

"Egg!"

Egg?

"Oh, I haven't finished yet, why are you..." Seeing Little Rainbow staring at the round egg in the cloth bag with tears in his eyes, Liu Xiaoyang's voice gradually softened, "What I want to say is This, you must know that adoption is also a good way.”

"Xiao Yangyang, you are so considerate, I finally have my own egg, I am so happy, I am really happy!"

"Hehe, as long as you are happy." Liu Xiaoyang looked at the ecstatic little rainbow, and lowered his head a little flattered.

Didn't think of this idea... wait, little rainbow, what are you doing? ! !

This familiar rhythm, this brisk footwork, this swaying dance posture, as all the elements and memories overlap one by one, Liu Xiaoyang's expression changed instantly, but before he could dodge and roll over, a ball of flames accompanied by huge The sound exploded in front of him.

"Ahem...cough cough...Little Rainbow...Oh my god, you're still here!"

Seeing the familiar three-strike combo strike again, Liu Xiaoyang resisted the burning sensation in his throat, and began to roll desperately with his hands on his head again.

Who says it's not aggressive?Who the hell said it wasn't offensive?I went to great lengths to get this armored herbivorous dragon's egg from the sandy plain, not to give it its first meal.

Although I haven't been a hunter for many days, I haven't lost my foundation at all. If you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous. Watch the knife!

Liu Xiaoyang turned over and pulled out the chopping ax behind his waist. When his eyes turned cold, he saw the suspicious eyes of Eggy and Xiaohong looking at him at the same time.

"Xiao Yangyang, what did you suddenly draw the knife for? Your eyes are so scary, it will scare our children."

"Master, what did you suddenly draw the knife for? Your eyes are so scary, it will scare your children."

Give your grandma a paw!Almost baked like me? !I just want to ask, what do you want to do when you suddenly hit the fire three times?

"Me?" Little Rainbow blinked her eyes innocently, raised her wings and extinguished the small flame on Liu Xiaoyang's shoulder, "It's because I'm so happy."

"I'm so happy that I want to kill you?"

"Murder? They just danced for a while involuntarily. If you don't like it, then I won't dance in the future." Little Rainbow dropped her wings in frustration as she spoke.

"Master, don't you think it's cruel to let someone you love give up their hobbies? Is this what you call love?"

"Go away!" Liu Xiaoyang pushed Dandan's little face away, "Well...I said Little Rainbow, I didn't mean not to let you dance, I just wanted to say that we can choose a slightly more peaceful dance step, Otherwise, if one day I unfortunately lose my life because of your dance..."

"Then our children will lose their father forever. This is the cruelest thing." Little Rainbow sniffed, and gently protected the egg with her wings.

The truth is true, but can our children's statement be discussed again?

"So I decided, for you, for our children, I have to give up... Ah!"

What does give up mean?

Liu Xiaoyang scratched his head and was about to ask a question, when he was startled by the little head that came out from under the wings of Little Rainbow and followed it with "Ah!".

"It's coming out, it's coming out, master, I didn't lie to you, I just said it was ripe."

You stupid meow, what is ripe, do you think it is kiwi? !However, this little guy is really cute!However, why is Little Rainbow's complexion not very good-looking?

"Little Rainbow, are you unhappy?"

"Of course, the child is not born like you, can you be happy?"

"Actually, no matter what kind of egg you hold, it is impossible to look like me, so I really don't mind."

"But people mind, our kids have to be like at least one of us to make sense."

"It's said to be adopted, can you not be so demanding?"

"However, if the child grows up and asks, how will people explain it to the child?"

Even if there is no question of appearance, if the child asks me why Ma Ma is a man, how are you going to explain it?

But seeing Xiaohong's pursed mouth and hurt expression of grievance, Liu Xiaoyang finally sighed in compromise.

"Eggy, let's go, let's send this little guy back quickly."

"Can't you just bake it and eat it?"

"!!"