Everyone said this is not a love game!
Chapter 2 Entering the Game
"Master, are you moved?" Eggy asked sincerely, looking at Liu Xiaoyang's twinkling tears.
No, I just have the urge to kill myself first and then kill your whole family!
Liu Xiaoyang twitched his eyes, and before he recovered from the shock of knowing the truth, he saw a figure running down the stone steps at the entrance of the village.
"Master Hunter, is it really you?" The man trotted all the way to Liu Xiaoyang, with tears in his eyes, "Oh my God! It's God's eyes to finally let me wait for you. Do you know? The savior of Yun Village, you are the hope of our whole village. I am here day and night just to welcome you. Come in, come in, the people in the village have prepared good food and wine to welcome you... "
While chattering, the man led Liu Xiaoyang to the village. From his voice to his expression, from his behavior to his words and deeds, there was enthusiasm from the bottom of his heart.
This sudden heroic reception caused Liu Xiaoyang to crash for another 2 minutes.
But when he was placed in front of a table of delicious food and wine, and then he was given another glass of something unknown, the flash of inspiration in his mind turned into a happy face in an instant.
There is an old saying that what comes is what comes.
Although this is the first time in his life that he has transmigrated into a game, has he never eaten pork or seen a pig running?
So many time-travel TVs, so many time-travel novels, whether he wants to read them or not, he has read quite a few anyway.
From this, he came to a conclusion that if he wanted to return to the real world, [-]% of the time he had to clear the game.
Just kidding, what's so difficult about customs clearance?He cleared this game a long time ago, okay?
The 400 hours of game hours are not just bragging, but he squatted in the toilet and played one task at a time.
If he had transmigrated into other games, he was still not fully sure, but this game, he couldn't be more familiar with it.
From the offensive characteristics of each weapon, the additional attributes of each suit to the regional distribution of each map, and the attack moves of each monster, he can be said to be very familiar with it.
It is no exaggeration to say that he is simply the living guide of this game.
Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoyang's previous depression was swept away.
At that moment, he seemed to see himself wearing a silver fire suit, holding a thunder wolf slashing ax, standing on the top of God's Domain facing the hot wind mixed with sparks, and at his feet was a brilliant black dragon that he had trained as a pet.
His name will be engraved on the stone tablet in Yuyun Village forever, and it will also spread to every corner of the world with tourists and businessmen coming from south to north. No matter where he goes, everyone will bow down to him with admiration. Salute him as an eternal savior.
Liu Xiaoyang's sweet dream was awakened by a burst of "cracking".
Opening his eyes, he saw Dandan put on a gesture of surrender with a face of "it's none of my business", and then looked at the pile of plate fragments at its feet, Liu Xiaoyang shook his head helplessly.
It's okay if it doesn't shake, but as soon as it moves, I hear a "click" on the neck and lose the ability to move.
This is me, stiff neck?
Not only the neck, but as the end of the senses woke up one by one, Liu Xiaoyang realized that there was almost no pain in his whole body.
I should have been toasted in turn by the whole village yesterday, why does it feel like I was turned by the whole village?
Liu Xiaoyang supported his hangover head and tried to recall what happened last night, but his mind was blank.
"Eggy, do you still remember what happened yesterday?" Although he knew that according to the plot of the game, last night was nothing more than the warm welcome of the villagers and the entrustment of the village chief, but Liu Xiaoyang always felt that he seemed to have missed it. What important information.
"Oh, the village chief said thank you very much for coming to Yuyun Village..."
"kindness."
"Then this house will be for you to live in in the future..."
"kindness."
"Then let you go find her after you wake up today."
"kindness."
Liu Xiaoyang nodded in satisfaction, and it was exactly what he thought. Next, he only needs to talk to the village chief, and the village chief will give him a "welcome" gift package, and then he can accept the mission and start his career as a hunter .
But when he found the "gentle and virtuous" village head on the bench under the stone steps of the bathing place according to his memory, he realized that things were far from as simple as he imagined.
"What? You already gave me the big gift bag?"
Liu Xiaoyang stared at the village chief with a dislocated jaw for a long time, and the village chief raised his eyes reluctantly and replied: "Yes, I will give you the things together with the house key after dinner yesterday, Yuyun One Tai knife, 10z coins, two Yuyun hot spring eggs, the food was ordered in front of you, and none of them are bad. What do you mean by coming to me now?"
Liu Xiaoyang turned his head with difficulty and took a look at his dilapidated room. There was not even a keyhole on the door. May I ask if you gave me the key so that I can use it for my ears?
And your attitude has become too fast, yesterday you were as attentive as your mother, why did you turn into Sun Erniang as soon as you turned around?You were the one who said that you would entrust the future of Yuyun Village to me. Is it true that you treat the savior of your village like this?
Moreover, what is the situation with one Yuyun Taisword, 10z coins, and two Yuyun Hot Spring Eggs?Leaving money and eggs aside, according to the game settings, shouldn’t I be given one of each weapon to choose from?The most proficient thing people use is the chopping axe. You gave me a Taidao and asked me what I mean. Believe it or not, I don’t do it? !
"Master Village Chief, it's too unkind of you to say this. How can I say that I am also a person who will go through life and death for Yuyun Village. Others are easy to say, but how can I kill monsters without weapons? How can I protect Yuyun if I don't kill monsters?" Village? If I don’t protect Yuyun Village, what’s the point of my staying here? Then I might as well leave.”
Liu Xiaoyang made a gesture to leave while talking, and said in his heart: "As a heaven/challenge college student with both civil and military skills, I still can't beat you, an npc?"I don't believe you didn't stop me! '
Sure enough, before Liu Xiaoyang took two steps, the village chief said, "Master Hunter, I won't stop you if you want to leave, but please pay off the 100000z owed first!!"
"What?! When did I owe you so much money?"
"Forgot so soon? It doesn't matter. I have written evidence to prove that last night's meal fee plus bathing allowance, the owner of the bathhouse even gave you a [-]% discount for gold card members."
"Didn't you invite me to dinner last night?"
"Who told you that it's free? Our Yuyun Village opens its doors to do business. If we invite everyone we see, it's not enough to make a living?"
"Even if I spend the money myself, I can't afford that much money alone!"
"Our whole village can eat it together."
"Why do the whole village eat on my head?"
"Isn't it just to welcome you, otherwise, who has money and nowhere to spend to go to the bathing place to eat!"
"You, you, you..." It really was Erniang Sun!
Just as Liu Xiaoyang wanted to have a fit, he suddenly had a second thought, the whole village belongs to this woman, if he fights with her, since he has no weapons and no helpers, he will be torn into pieces by the people and abandoned in the wilderness. Directly GAME OVER.
How about that?I came in with the first-hand top-secret strategy, just give me a knife, and the pinnacle of life is just around the corner. How can I die before I leave the school!
Ever since, Liu Xiaoyang recited the story of Gou Jian, the king of Yue, in his heart for a hundred times. While thinking about how I will be the savior in the future, how I will cut you down, while rubbing his hands and pretending to be cowardly.
"Master Village Chief, you lent me all 100000z, and you don't care about giving me an extra knife. Otherwise, what would I do to save Yuyun Village?"
"Sorry, our village has received too many hunters who cheated on food and drink before, so after a village vote last month, the weapon quota for all new hunters is limited to one Yuyun Taidao. This is a rule."
"Wait, you mean there are other hunters besides me?"
"Of course, even though our village is not big, we receive eight hundred hunters a year, if not one thousand. Otherwise, who would have the time to come to our hot springs? It's yellow. Oh, I won't tell you, if I don't leave, I won't be able to catch up with the welcome banquet of the new hunter."
Welcome banquet?
Liu Xiaoyang raised his head and glanced at the rising sun in the sky. This is just breakfast time, and the welcome banquet is on again. Thousands of new hunters are received every year. Is this how your whole village gets rich?
It's really a black shop, oh no, black village!
"and many more!"
As a Chinese student with a sense of social responsibility, how could I allow this kind of tragedy to happen again after being deceived myself!
Liu Xiaoyang stretched out Erkang's hand to the village chief with radiance all over his body, and then asked with the growl from his stomach, "That... can I go together?"
"Of course... no! If the new hunter finds out that there are other hunters here, he won't be fooled. It's easy for you to be a fool?!"
"Then I...?"
"The bridge over there used to lead directly to the woods. You can go dig some mushrooms or something first. Lord Hunter, we in Yuyun Village don't raise idlers. If you want to be truly accepted by us, please speak with your strength."
"I……"
"By the way, I almost forgot to tell you that the house was not for free. Since you didn't ask me to use the village guards, your monthly rent is 5000 z, water, electricity and coal are paid separately. There are still...five more days to rent, if I can't pay the rent by then, I won't be so talkative, Mr. Hunter, please work hard to make money."
Monthly rent 5000z?Do you think this is a hardcover small suite in the CBD of Shanghai?
Water, electricity and gas are paid separately?Where is the faucet?Where are the electrical outlets?Where is the gas stove?
Sitting on the plank bed, Liu Xiaoyang looked around the simple rental house again, and finally his eyes fell on Dandan squatting in front of him.
Eggy seemed to have been waiting for this moment. The moment she met Liu Xiaoyang's eyes, she immediately bent her cute smile and asked softly, "Master, what do we have for breakfast?"
Breakfast... Liu Xiaoyang repeated these two words in his heart with a vibrato, and suddenly an evil thought came up.
But before he stretched out his sinful little hand, Eggy turned around and ran to the window, "Unfortunately, this little dried fish has only been dried for an hour, and it's still inedible...Master, let's eat something else."
Wait, what's that in your hand?
Liu Xiaoyang got up slowly and walked towards the window, what he was staring at was not the string of dried fish, but the object with the string of dried fish.
Isn't this the legendary Yuyun Taidao?So the big gift package that the village chief said was real?With the knife, what about the money and eggs?
His eyes moved down one by one, and finally stopped on Dandan's harmless little face, next to the slightly upturned mouth corner, at the same place where the egg liquid was hanging yesterday. Isn't that yellow particle just right? The yolk of the Yuyun hot spring egg? !
"Eggy, tell me the truth, did you eat the hot spring egg that the village chief gave me?"
"I saw the two of them on the plate all night, and I don't know if they are bad. I only ate one because I was afraid that you might get food poisoning."
"What about the other one?"
"After I finished one, I felt lonely on the plate with the other, so I ate it too."
"What about the money?"
"Buy dried fish."
God!
God damn small dried fish!
Eggy, who the hell are you?Who can lend me a magic mirror?
Demon mirror?Silently chanting three words, Liu Xiaoyang seemed to think of something. The next moment, he dragged Dandan to the accompanying Meow signboard. Following Dandan's big eyes blinking twice, a few lines slowly appeared on the signboard. Word:
Egg
LV: 1
First owner: Liu Xiaoyang
Coat color: light coffee
Intimacy: ★★★★★
Attack: 1
Defense: 1
Attack method: no attack
Goal Tendency: No Goal
Personality: Delicious, lazy and quick to escape.
Liu Xiaoyang was immediately dumbfounded.
This attribute is not only one out of ten thousand, it should only exist in the sky!
Why do you have the character of being lazy and quick to escape?Shouldn't the normal character of the accompanying cat be hardworking, brave and loving the owner? ! !
"Eggy, in fact, as the master, can I fire the accompanying meow?" Liu Xiaoyang suppressed the raging anger in his heart, and finally decided to put an end to this relationship that should never have started.
"Yes! But master, don't worry, Eggy will never leave the master. Because the master didn't buy Eggy from the cat mother-in-law with money, our relationship is priceless. And the intimacy between me and the master has reached Five stars, which means that our fate will be linked together forever! Master, are you happy?"
This means that I have been blackmailed by you, right?
Happy?I'm so happy I'm dying.
With the rising sense of despair in his heart, tears welled up in the corners of Liu Xiaoyang's eyes again.
He always thought that creatures like the accompanying cat existed to help players, but facing Dandan's swearing little face, he just wanted to ask with tears in his eyes: "Are you sure you weren't specially designed to increase the difficulty of the game?" of?!!"
No, I just have the urge to kill myself first and then kill your whole family!
Liu Xiaoyang twitched his eyes, and before he recovered from the shock of knowing the truth, he saw a figure running down the stone steps at the entrance of the village.
"Master Hunter, is it really you?" The man trotted all the way to Liu Xiaoyang, with tears in his eyes, "Oh my God! It's God's eyes to finally let me wait for you. Do you know? The savior of Yun Village, you are the hope of our whole village. I am here day and night just to welcome you. Come in, come in, the people in the village have prepared good food and wine to welcome you... "
While chattering, the man led Liu Xiaoyang to the village. From his voice to his expression, from his behavior to his words and deeds, there was enthusiasm from the bottom of his heart.
This sudden heroic reception caused Liu Xiaoyang to crash for another 2 minutes.
But when he was placed in front of a table of delicious food and wine, and then he was given another glass of something unknown, the flash of inspiration in his mind turned into a happy face in an instant.
There is an old saying that what comes is what comes.
Although this is the first time in his life that he has transmigrated into a game, has he never eaten pork or seen a pig running?
So many time-travel TVs, so many time-travel novels, whether he wants to read them or not, he has read quite a few anyway.
From this, he came to a conclusion that if he wanted to return to the real world, [-]% of the time he had to clear the game.
Just kidding, what's so difficult about customs clearance?He cleared this game a long time ago, okay?
The 400 hours of game hours are not just bragging, but he squatted in the toilet and played one task at a time.
If he had transmigrated into other games, he was still not fully sure, but this game, he couldn't be more familiar with it.
From the offensive characteristics of each weapon, the additional attributes of each suit to the regional distribution of each map, and the attack moves of each monster, he can be said to be very familiar with it.
It is no exaggeration to say that he is simply the living guide of this game.
Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoyang's previous depression was swept away.
At that moment, he seemed to see himself wearing a silver fire suit, holding a thunder wolf slashing ax, standing on the top of God's Domain facing the hot wind mixed with sparks, and at his feet was a brilliant black dragon that he had trained as a pet.
His name will be engraved on the stone tablet in Yuyun Village forever, and it will also spread to every corner of the world with tourists and businessmen coming from south to north. No matter where he goes, everyone will bow down to him with admiration. Salute him as an eternal savior.
Liu Xiaoyang's sweet dream was awakened by a burst of "cracking".
Opening his eyes, he saw Dandan put on a gesture of surrender with a face of "it's none of my business", and then looked at the pile of plate fragments at its feet, Liu Xiaoyang shook his head helplessly.
It's okay if it doesn't shake, but as soon as it moves, I hear a "click" on the neck and lose the ability to move.
This is me, stiff neck?
Not only the neck, but as the end of the senses woke up one by one, Liu Xiaoyang realized that there was almost no pain in his whole body.
I should have been toasted in turn by the whole village yesterday, why does it feel like I was turned by the whole village?
Liu Xiaoyang supported his hangover head and tried to recall what happened last night, but his mind was blank.
"Eggy, do you still remember what happened yesterday?" Although he knew that according to the plot of the game, last night was nothing more than the warm welcome of the villagers and the entrustment of the village chief, but Liu Xiaoyang always felt that he seemed to have missed it. What important information.
"Oh, the village chief said thank you very much for coming to Yuyun Village..."
"kindness."
"Then this house will be for you to live in in the future..."
"kindness."
"Then let you go find her after you wake up today."
"kindness."
Liu Xiaoyang nodded in satisfaction, and it was exactly what he thought. Next, he only needs to talk to the village chief, and the village chief will give him a "welcome" gift package, and then he can accept the mission and start his career as a hunter .
But when he found the "gentle and virtuous" village head on the bench under the stone steps of the bathing place according to his memory, he realized that things were far from as simple as he imagined.
"What? You already gave me the big gift bag?"
Liu Xiaoyang stared at the village chief with a dislocated jaw for a long time, and the village chief raised his eyes reluctantly and replied: "Yes, I will give you the things together with the house key after dinner yesterday, Yuyun One Tai knife, 10z coins, two Yuyun hot spring eggs, the food was ordered in front of you, and none of them are bad. What do you mean by coming to me now?"
Liu Xiaoyang turned his head with difficulty and took a look at his dilapidated room. There was not even a keyhole on the door. May I ask if you gave me the key so that I can use it for my ears?
And your attitude has become too fast, yesterday you were as attentive as your mother, why did you turn into Sun Erniang as soon as you turned around?You were the one who said that you would entrust the future of Yuyun Village to me. Is it true that you treat the savior of your village like this?
Moreover, what is the situation with one Yuyun Taisword, 10z coins, and two Yuyun Hot Spring Eggs?Leaving money and eggs aside, according to the game settings, shouldn’t I be given one of each weapon to choose from?The most proficient thing people use is the chopping axe. You gave me a Taidao and asked me what I mean. Believe it or not, I don’t do it? !
"Master Village Chief, it's too unkind of you to say this. How can I say that I am also a person who will go through life and death for Yuyun Village. Others are easy to say, but how can I kill monsters without weapons? How can I protect Yuyun if I don't kill monsters?" Village? If I don’t protect Yuyun Village, what’s the point of my staying here? Then I might as well leave.”
Liu Xiaoyang made a gesture to leave while talking, and said in his heart: "As a heaven/challenge college student with both civil and military skills, I still can't beat you, an npc?"I don't believe you didn't stop me! '
Sure enough, before Liu Xiaoyang took two steps, the village chief said, "Master Hunter, I won't stop you if you want to leave, but please pay off the 100000z owed first!!"
"What?! When did I owe you so much money?"
"Forgot so soon? It doesn't matter. I have written evidence to prove that last night's meal fee plus bathing allowance, the owner of the bathhouse even gave you a [-]% discount for gold card members."
"Didn't you invite me to dinner last night?"
"Who told you that it's free? Our Yuyun Village opens its doors to do business. If we invite everyone we see, it's not enough to make a living?"
"Even if I spend the money myself, I can't afford that much money alone!"
"Our whole village can eat it together."
"Why do the whole village eat on my head?"
"Isn't it just to welcome you, otherwise, who has money and nowhere to spend to go to the bathing place to eat!"
"You, you, you..." It really was Erniang Sun!
Just as Liu Xiaoyang wanted to have a fit, he suddenly had a second thought, the whole village belongs to this woman, if he fights with her, since he has no weapons and no helpers, he will be torn into pieces by the people and abandoned in the wilderness. Directly GAME OVER.
How about that?I came in with the first-hand top-secret strategy, just give me a knife, and the pinnacle of life is just around the corner. How can I die before I leave the school!
Ever since, Liu Xiaoyang recited the story of Gou Jian, the king of Yue, in his heart for a hundred times. While thinking about how I will be the savior in the future, how I will cut you down, while rubbing his hands and pretending to be cowardly.
"Master Village Chief, you lent me all 100000z, and you don't care about giving me an extra knife. Otherwise, what would I do to save Yuyun Village?"
"Sorry, our village has received too many hunters who cheated on food and drink before, so after a village vote last month, the weapon quota for all new hunters is limited to one Yuyun Taidao. This is a rule."
"Wait, you mean there are other hunters besides me?"
"Of course, even though our village is not big, we receive eight hundred hunters a year, if not one thousand. Otherwise, who would have the time to come to our hot springs? It's yellow. Oh, I won't tell you, if I don't leave, I won't be able to catch up with the welcome banquet of the new hunter."
Welcome banquet?
Liu Xiaoyang raised his head and glanced at the rising sun in the sky. This is just breakfast time, and the welcome banquet is on again. Thousands of new hunters are received every year. Is this how your whole village gets rich?
It's really a black shop, oh no, black village!
"and many more!"
As a Chinese student with a sense of social responsibility, how could I allow this kind of tragedy to happen again after being deceived myself!
Liu Xiaoyang stretched out Erkang's hand to the village chief with radiance all over his body, and then asked with the growl from his stomach, "That... can I go together?"
"Of course... no! If the new hunter finds out that there are other hunters here, he won't be fooled. It's easy for you to be a fool?!"
"Then I...?"
"The bridge over there used to lead directly to the woods. You can go dig some mushrooms or something first. Lord Hunter, we in Yuyun Village don't raise idlers. If you want to be truly accepted by us, please speak with your strength."
"I……"
"By the way, I almost forgot to tell you that the house was not for free. Since you didn't ask me to use the village guards, your monthly rent is 5000 z, water, electricity and coal are paid separately. There are still...five more days to rent, if I can't pay the rent by then, I won't be so talkative, Mr. Hunter, please work hard to make money."
Monthly rent 5000z?Do you think this is a hardcover small suite in the CBD of Shanghai?
Water, electricity and gas are paid separately?Where is the faucet?Where are the electrical outlets?Where is the gas stove?
Sitting on the plank bed, Liu Xiaoyang looked around the simple rental house again, and finally his eyes fell on Dandan squatting in front of him.
Eggy seemed to have been waiting for this moment. The moment she met Liu Xiaoyang's eyes, she immediately bent her cute smile and asked softly, "Master, what do we have for breakfast?"
Breakfast... Liu Xiaoyang repeated these two words in his heart with a vibrato, and suddenly an evil thought came up.
But before he stretched out his sinful little hand, Eggy turned around and ran to the window, "Unfortunately, this little dried fish has only been dried for an hour, and it's still inedible...Master, let's eat something else."
Wait, what's that in your hand?
Liu Xiaoyang got up slowly and walked towards the window, what he was staring at was not the string of dried fish, but the object with the string of dried fish.
Isn't this the legendary Yuyun Taidao?So the big gift package that the village chief said was real?With the knife, what about the money and eggs?
His eyes moved down one by one, and finally stopped on Dandan's harmless little face, next to the slightly upturned mouth corner, at the same place where the egg liquid was hanging yesterday. Isn't that yellow particle just right? The yolk of the Yuyun hot spring egg? !
"Eggy, tell me the truth, did you eat the hot spring egg that the village chief gave me?"
"I saw the two of them on the plate all night, and I don't know if they are bad. I only ate one because I was afraid that you might get food poisoning."
"What about the other one?"
"After I finished one, I felt lonely on the plate with the other, so I ate it too."
"What about the money?"
"Buy dried fish."
God!
God damn small dried fish!
Eggy, who the hell are you?Who can lend me a magic mirror?
Demon mirror?Silently chanting three words, Liu Xiaoyang seemed to think of something. The next moment, he dragged Dandan to the accompanying Meow signboard. Following Dandan's big eyes blinking twice, a few lines slowly appeared on the signboard. Word:
Egg
LV: 1
First owner: Liu Xiaoyang
Coat color: light coffee
Intimacy: ★★★★★
Attack: 1
Defense: 1
Attack method: no attack
Goal Tendency: No Goal
Personality: Delicious, lazy and quick to escape.
Liu Xiaoyang was immediately dumbfounded.
This attribute is not only one out of ten thousand, it should only exist in the sky!
Why do you have the character of being lazy and quick to escape?Shouldn't the normal character of the accompanying cat be hardworking, brave and loving the owner? ! !
"Eggy, in fact, as the master, can I fire the accompanying meow?" Liu Xiaoyang suppressed the raging anger in his heart, and finally decided to put an end to this relationship that should never have started.
"Yes! But master, don't worry, Eggy will never leave the master. Because the master didn't buy Eggy from the cat mother-in-law with money, our relationship is priceless. And the intimacy between me and the master has reached Five stars, which means that our fate will be linked together forever! Master, are you happy?"
This means that I have been blackmailed by you, right?
Happy?I'm so happy I'm dying.
With the rising sense of despair in his heart, tears welled up in the corners of Liu Xiaoyang's eyes again.
He always thought that creatures like the accompanying cat existed to help players, but facing Dandan's swearing little face, he just wanted to ask with tears in his eyes: "Are you sure you weren't specially designed to increase the difficulty of the game?" of?!!"
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