Everyone said this is not a love game!
Chapter 11 Phase 1: Fat or Thin
Staring at the roasted wild boar on the bonfire, which was gradually showing an attractive color, Liu Xiaoyang's mood was as dry as the air without forest.
It's rare to meet a good girl who is very talented and has a good personality. Why did she get off to such a bad start? Could it be that finding true love can only depend on fate?
Liu Xiaoyang was still analyzing the way out for his arduous journey of finding love, when he heard Eggy's voice not far away.
"Master, there seems to be a person over there."
Looking along Dandan's fleshy claws, there is indeed a person squatting on the big rock by the stream.
Wait, that's not the fate in the legend!point!
Almost at the same time as recognizing the black figure, Liu Xiaoyang was already bouncing towards that direction.
"girl……"
The voice was joyful, and the movements were light and elegant, but Liu Xiaoyang's footsteps towards a beautiful new life were instantly frozen in place because of the girl's cold eyes.
This atmosphere doesn't seem right, but can't it be rewinded now?
"That..." There was a drop of cold sweat on the corner of Liu Xiaoyang's forehead, he was neither advancing nor retreating, his eyes looked around the surrounding vegetation, and finally his brain twitched, pointing at the girl's feet and uttering a sentence, "This stone is Didn't you drop it?"
"you again?"
"No...that's right, it's me again..." Although the girl didn't worry about the ownership of the stone, her cold tone still made Liu Xiaoyang automatically adjust his body to a kneeling position, "Well, my name is Liu Xiaoyang, and I'm a bather. Hunter of Yun Village. Thank you for saving me just now. By the way, your bow skills are really good. In fact, I am still a rookie, so I have always wanted to find a master like you to study with me. I can barbecue and warm... ...Oh no, make the bed, and it will definitely not be a hindrance, so I hope you don't dislike it, and be my companion!"
Liu Xiaoyang attributed his successful overcoming of tension to his correct posture, but while he was delighted, the indifferent and pretty face on the opposite side seemed to remind him to work harder.
"I also know that it's normal for a master of magical skills like you to look down on me, but the matter of companions, in the final analysis, is still a matter of fate. We met three times in just one day. Is it fate?"
"It was your first kind reminder that led to my second help. When we get there, our fate is over."
"But didn't we meet again? What does this mean? It means that God thinks it's a small thing for me to help you, and a big thing for you to help me. He wants me to continue to repay the favor. So you let me stay by your side to repay the favor." Thank you for saving your life."
After Liu Xiaoyang finished speaking, a glint flashed in the corner of his eyes.
Hehe, I don't believe that I can't rely on you like this, it's human nature to take advantage of small things... Hey, why are you leaving again?
No, if she is allowed to run away again this time, there is no guarantee that we will be able to meet again for the fourth time.
Seeing that the girl turned around unreasonably, Liu Xiaoyang quickly moved his knees twice, but this posture was full of sincerity, but the speed was almost equal to zero, so in the next second, he subconsciously rushed out.
"what are you doing!"
yeah what am i doing !
His gaze gradually moved down from the girl's eyes that shot ice scum, across her thin shoulders and slender waist, and landed on her slender thighs.
leg?Am I now... hugging the heroine's thigh?
A bolt of lightning struck Liu Xiaoyang's mind.
"Woman! Idol! Hero! Listen to my explanation!! I'm just afraid that you will leave again. In fact, I was born with a strange disease. If I don't repay the kindness I owe to others, I will die soon. Therefore, you should go." Do good deeds, let me bring you with me, gather firewood and start a fire, as long as you can think of it, there will always be something I can do."
Listening to Liu Xiaoyang's tearful cry, although the girl's complexion was still ugly, she still stopped moving.
The picture was frozen for a full ten seconds, and the cherry-colored mouth was finally opened gently: "I want to ask you something."
"Tell me! The little one must know everything and say everything!"
"Do you know the Jinzhishan vegetable group exchange coupon?"
"Golden... Shancai group... exchange coupons? I know this too well!!"
"Okay! If you can help me get the Jinzhishan vegetable group exchange coupon, I will let you stay by my side."
Hearing the girl's promise, Liu Xiaoyang almost nodded his head like a wooden fish.
"but……"
but?
"But can you let go of your hand first?"
hand?hand!
In the end, although Liu Xiaoyang fell on his ass in a panic, the corners of his mouth couldn't help grinning like an idiot when he thought of hanging on the idol's lap for so long.
Walking on the small road back to the village, he exudes an aura of self-inflatedness, because the woman with superb skills has now become his companion, and he attributes all this to his stalking Fighting is inseparable from his rich knowledge reserve.
I knew that there must be a deep meaning for God to let me bring a full stomach of strategies to travel here. It turned out that he didn't want me to fight for my life, but had already arranged such a beautiful woman for me.
At that moment, he seemed to see himself and this chivalrous woman with magical skills standing side by side on the top of the God's Domain facing the hot wind mixed with sparks, with their pet Huang Heilong lying on their feet.
Statues of the two of them will be erected in the square of Yuyun Village, and their heroic deeds will be praised by thousands of people. No matter where they go, everyone will enthusiastically shout the name of their group - Bow and Ax Heroes.
Haha, so now I just have to take her to the baths... wait, I seem to have missed something.
"What? You don't have any missions to take here?"
Looking at the bewildered eyes of the owner of the bathhouse, Liu Xiaoyang's mouth finally changed from a U-shape to an O-shape. .
Why did I forget, there is no such thing as missions in this world, there are no village chief missions, and naturally there are no assembly hall missions either.
However, isn't the Jinzhishan Vegetable Group Exchange Coupon a symbol of friendship that hunters get when they go together to complete the missions of the meeting place and reach a certain number of times?
A cold gaze shot over from the back of his head, and Liu Xiaoyang immediately sweated profusely.
No matter what happened, now I have to be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
"Then... how can I get the Jinzhishan Vegetable Team Exchange Coupon?"
"Exchange coupons for the Jinzhishan Vegetable Group?" The owner of the bathing place was full of excitement, he turned his head and looked back and forth between Liu Xiaoyang and the girl behind him, then leaned over and patted Liu Xiaoyang on the shoulder with a smirk on his face. "Not bad, I know how to use this trick to chase girls, but do you have that much money?"
Chasing girls?money?Boss, please explain to me, is the Jinzhishan vegetable group exchange coupon actually the meaning of roses?
Before Liu Xiaoyang opened his mouth, there was a colorful list in front of him.
What? ! !How did the Jinzhishan vegetable group coupon become such a thing?
I saw a bunch of fancy fonts on the front of the list - if you love her, take her to Yuyun Bathing Beach, the proof of love is stronger than gold is the Jinzhishancai group exchange coupon!
God, who came up with the disgusting ad words?
The other side of the list also detailed the method of obtaining Jinzhishan vegetable group exchange coupons. In short, it is to come to Yuyun Bathing Resort for 30 consecutive days to consume ultra-luxury couple packages.
"The original price of 30000 z ultra-luxury couple package includes a candlelight dinner for couples, and two visits to the top-level therapeutic hot spring. Now the discounted price is only 30000 z, and you can get a pair of colorful bird-shaped hot spring rubber duck dolls when you buy it." The boss said, and then from the counter He took out a pair of gifts, held them up to Liu Xiaoyang and shook them.
"Excuse me, where is the discounted price?"
"Don't get it and sell it cheap, okay? This pair of gifts is very expensive."
"But it's fine to eat for a month and take a bath for a month. What do I want to do with these sixty hot spring rubber ducks?"
"This... how to use the gift is the guest's right."
"Actually, my point is..." Before Liu Xiaoyang could say his point, a cold voice sounded from the back of his head.
"Boss, as long as I bring 900000z, can I get the Jinzhishan vegetable group exchange coupon?"
Girl, isn't it?Even if you really don't like me that much, you don't have to be so direct, right?
Liu Xiaoyang turned his head and looked at the girl's icy face, his heart also turned cold.
I thought that with the activity of love than gold, how could this relationship last for a month, but in the end it was only one day, am I about to be kicked again?This is simply the shortest record in my search for love in Guinness.
But when Liu Xiaoyang was secretly saddened by his ill-fated love, the owner of the bathing place in front of him, who had always been open to money, unexpectedly waved his hand.
"Girl, how can you have such an idea? You must know that the purpose of the Jinzhishan Vegetable Group Exchange Coupon is to create more opportunities for lovers to get along with each other. How can the so-called true love be directly measured by money?"
Boss, well done!Just this sentence for you, I will never go out and spread negative news about your bathing place in the future.
But... what's with that smirk on your lips and that "let's talk" look in your eyes?
"What? Why did you turn into 60000z as soon as you turned your face? You..." An old money fan who cannibalizes people without spit out bones.
"Don't get it and sell it cheap, okay? You can buy true love by spending an extra 900000z. Don't be too cost-effective."
"Boss, it's not what you said just now. True love cannot be measured by money."
"Well, I'll go out and tell her. In fact, her plan is also possible."
"and many more!"
When the two reappeared in the hall of the bathing place one after the other, compared to the boss's blushing face, Liu Xiaoyang laughed so hard that he twitched.
60000z...Fortunately, I was clever enough to peel off that green bird, otherwise I would have to go home wrapped in a bath towel after soaking in the hot spring.
However, this is only the first day!
Staring at the score card in his hand, the upper left corner has been stamped with a heart shape, but the remaining 29 spaces look so shocking.
"I said...Actually...that..." Liu Xiaoyang muttered for a long time with his rice in his mouth, but he couldn't make a whole sentence. At the end, he turned his heart away, and changed into the most natural kneeling position while holding the bowl, "Female Hero! Idol! Hero! Actually, I have something I want to discuss with you. In fact, you also know that at my level, you can’t beat any valuable monsters at all, so I want to say, if you have a lot of money, can you borrow me first? 2z, we are already partners, I will definitely work hard to improve my hunting skills in the future, and then make money to pay you back."
After Liu Xiaoyang finished speaking, he imitated Dandan's usual expression and blinked his eyes sincerely, but he didn't want the girl to put down her chopsticks and simply replied: "I don't."
God, don't take you to fool people like this!You just say you don't want to borrow, what can I do to you?You didn’t even bat an eye when you told the boss to exchange coupons for 900000z without money?If you don't have money, if you hit Luxun in the water and forest, you will leave without pulling out a root hair?
wait, you won't be...
"I lived in the mountains and forests since I was a child, and my master raised me. I don't need to spend money, so I never earned money."
Listening to the girl's words, Liu Xiaoyang suddenly remembered that when he entered the village earlier, the gatekeeper came up to greet him. If he hadn't seen him, there might be another welcome banquet in the bathing place right now.
"So you haven't been to Yuyun Village before?"
Shaking his head.
"Then your moon shooting goddess..." Wasn't it shot in the village?
Seeing the girl's eyes instantly covered with a layer of sadness, Liu Xiaoyang maintained his kneeling posture and buried himself in his meal.
"However, the Golden Mountain Vegetable Group exchange voucher was originally a test given to me by the master, and I should pay for it."
Girl, what are you talking about?Could it be that I am hallucinating?As a pioneer young man in the new era, I actually just want to briefly introduce the AA system to you...
It's rare to meet a good girl who is very talented and has a good personality. Why did she get off to such a bad start? Could it be that finding true love can only depend on fate?
Liu Xiaoyang was still analyzing the way out for his arduous journey of finding love, when he heard Eggy's voice not far away.
"Master, there seems to be a person over there."
Looking along Dandan's fleshy claws, there is indeed a person squatting on the big rock by the stream.
Wait, that's not the fate in the legend!point!
Almost at the same time as recognizing the black figure, Liu Xiaoyang was already bouncing towards that direction.
"girl……"
The voice was joyful, and the movements were light and elegant, but Liu Xiaoyang's footsteps towards a beautiful new life were instantly frozen in place because of the girl's cold eyes.
This atmosphere doesn't seem right, but can't it be rewinded now?
"That..." There was a drop of cold sweat on the corner of Liu Xiaoyang's forehead, he was neither advancing nor retreating, his eyes looked around the surrounding vegetation, and finally his brain twitched, pointing at the girl's feet and uttering a sentence, "This stone is Didn't you drop it?"
"you again?"
"No...that's right, it's me again..." Although the girl didn't worry about the ownership of the stone, her cold tone still made Liu Xiaoyang automatically adjust his body to a kneeling position, "Well, my name is Liu Xiaoyang, and I'm a bather. Hunter of Yun Village. Thank you for saving me just now. By the way, your bow skills are really good. In fact, I am still a rookie, so I have always wanted to find a master like you to study with me. I can barbecue and warm... ...Oh no, make the bed, and it will definitely not be a hindrance, so I hope you don't dislike it, and be my companion!"
Liu Xiaoyang attributed his successful overcoming of tension to his correct posture, but while he was delighted, the indifferent and pretty face on the opposite side seemed to remind him to work harder.
"I also know that it's normal for a master of magical skills like you to look down on me, but the matter of companions, in the final analysis, is still a matter of fate. We met three times in just one day. Is it fate?"
"It was your first kind reminder that led to my second help. When we get there, our fate is over."
"But didn't we meet again? What does this mean? It means that God thinks it's a small thing for me to help you, and a big thing for you to help me. He wants me to continue to repay the favor. So you let me stay by your side to repay the favor." Thank you for saving your life."
After Liu Xiaoyang finished speaking, a glint flashed in the corner of his eyes.
Hehe, I don't believe that I can't rely on you like this, it's human nature to take advantage of small things... Hey, why are you leaving again?
No, if she is allowed to run away again this time, there is no guarantee that we will be able to meet again for the fourth time.
Seeing that the girl turned around unreasonably, Liu Xiaoyang quickly moved his knees twice, but this posture was full of sincerity, but the speed was almost equal to zero, so in the next second, he subconsciously rushed out.
"what are you doing!"
yeah what am i doing !
His gaze gradually moved down from the girl's eyes that shot ice scum, across her thin shoulders and slender waist, and landed on her slender thighs.
leg?Am I now... hugging the heroine's thigh?
A bolt of lightning struck Liu Xiaoyang's mind.
"Woman! Idol! Hero! Listen to my explanation!! I'm just afraid that you will leave again. In fact, I was born with a strange disease. If I don't repay the kindness I owe to others, I will die soon. Therefore, you should go." Do good deeds, let me bring you with me, gather firewood and start a fire, as long as you can think of it, there will always be something I can do."
Listening to Liu Xiaoyang's tearful cry, although the girl's complexion was still ugly, she still stopped moving.
The picture was frozen for a full ten seconds, and the cherry-colored mouth was finally opened gently: "I want to ask you something."
"Tell me! The little one must know everything and say everything!"
"Do you know the Jinzhishan vegetable group exchange coupon?"
"Golden... Shancai group... exchange coupons? I know this too well!!"
"Okay! If you can help me get the Jinzhishan vegetable group exchange coupon, I will let you stay by my side."
Hearing the girl's promise, Liu Xiaoyang almost nodded his head like a wooden fish.
"but……"
but?
"But can you let go of your hand first?"
hand?hand!
In the end, although Liu Xiaoyang fell on his ass in a panic, the corners of his mouth couldn't help grinning like an idiot when he thought of hanging on the idol's lap for so long.
Walking on the small road back to the village, he exudes an aura of self-inflatedness, because the woman with superb skills has now become his companion, and he attributes all this to his stalking Fighting is inseparable from his rich knowledge reserve.
I knew that there must be a deep meaning for God to let me bring a full stomach of strategies to travel here. It turned out that he didn't want me to fight for my life, but had already arranged such a beautiful woman for me.
At that moment, he seemed to see himself and this chivalrous woman with magical skills standing side by side on the top of the God's Domain facing the hot wind mixed with sparks, with their pet Huang Heilong lying on their feet.
Statues of the two of them will be erected in the square of Yuyun Village, and their heroic deeds will be praised by thousands of people. No matter where they go, everyone will enthusiastically shout the name of their group - Bow and Ax Heroes.
Haha, so now I just have to take her to the baths... wait, I seem to have missed something.
"What? You don't have any missions to take here?"
Looking at the bewildered eyes of the owner of the bathhouse, Liu Xiaoyang's mouth finally changed from a U-shape to an O-shape. .
Why did I forget, there is no such thing as missions in this world, there are no village chief missions, and naturally there are no assembly hall missions either.
However, isn't the Jinzhishan Vegetable Group Exchange Coupon a symbol of friendship that hunters get when they go together to complete the missions of the meeting place and reach a certain number of times?
A cold gaze shot over from the back of his head, and Liu Xiaoyang immediately sweated profusely.
No matter what happened, now I have to be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
"Then... how can I get the Jinzhishan Vegetable Team Exchange Coupon?"
"Exchange coupons for the Jinzhishan Vegetable Group?" The owner of the bathing place was full of excitement, he turned his head and looked back and forth between Liu Xiaoyang and the girl behind him, then leaned over and patted Liu Xiaoyang on the shoulder with a smirk on his face. "Not bad, I know how to use this trick to chase girls, but do you have that much money?"
Chasing girls?money?Boss, please explain to me, is the Jinzhishan vegetable group exchange coupon actually the meaning of roses?
Before Liu Xiaoyang opened his mouth, there was a colorful list in front of him.
What? ! !How did the Jinzhishan vegetable group coupon become such a thing?
I saw a bunch of fancy fonts on the front of the list - if you love her, take her to Yuyun Bathing Beach, the proof of love is stronger than gold is the Jinzhishancai group exchange coupon!
God, who came up with the disgusting ad words?
The other side of the list also detailed the method of obtaining Jinzhishan vegetable group exchange coupons. In short, it is to come to Yuyun Bathing Resort for 30 consecutive days to consume ultra-luxury couple packages.
"The original price of 30000 z ultra-luxury couple package includes a candlelight dinner for couples, and two visits to the top-level therapeutic hot spring. Now the discounted price is only 30000 z, and you can get a pair of colorful bird-shaped hot spring rubber duck dolls when you buy it." The boss said, and then from the counter He took out a pair of gifts, held them up to Liu Xiaoyang and shook them.
"Excuse me, where is the discounted price?"
"Don't get it and sell it cheap, okay? This pair of gifts is very expensive."
"But it's fine to eat for a month and take a bath for a month. What do I want to do with these sixty hot spring rubber ducks?"
"This... how to use the gift is the guest's right."
"Actually, my point is..." Before Liu Xiaoyang could say his point, a cold voice sounded from the back of his head.
"Boss, as long as I bring 900000z, can I get the Jinzhishan vegetable group exchange coupon?"
Girl, isn't it?Even if you really don't like me that much, you don't have to be so direct, right?
Liu Xiaoyang turned his head and looked at the girl's icy face, his heart also turned cold.
I thought that with the activity of love than gold, how could this relationship last for a month, but in the end it was only one day, am I about to be kicked again?This is simply the shortest record in my search for love in Guinness.
But when Liu Xiaoyang was secretly saddened by his ill-fated love, the owner of the bathing place in front of him, who had always been open to money, unexpectedly waved his hand.
"Girl, how can you have such an idea? You must know that the purpose of the Jinzhishan Vegetable Group Exchange Coupon is to create more opportunities for lovers to get along with each other. How can the so-called true love be directly measured by money?"
Boss, well done!Just this sentence for you, I will never go out and spread negative news about your bathing place in the future.
But... what's with that smirk on your lips and that "let's talk" look in your eyes?
"What? Why did you turn into 60000z as soon as you turned your face? You..." An old money fan who cannibalizes people without spit out bones.
"Don't get it and sell it cheap, okay? You can buy true love by spending an extra 900000z. Don't be too cost-effective."
"Boss, it's not what you said just now. True love cannot be measured by money."
"Well, I'll go out and tell her. In fact, her plan is also possible."
"and many more!"
When the two reappeared in the hall of the bathing place one after the other, compared to the boss's blushing face, Liu Xiaoyang laughed so hard that he twitched.
60000z...Fortunately, I was clever enough to peel off that green bird, otherwise I would have to go home wrapped in a bath towel after soaking in the hot spring.
However, this is only the first day!
Staring at the score card in his hand, the upper left corner has been stamped with a heart shape, but the remaining 29 spaces look so shocking.
"I said...Actually...that..." Liu Xiaoyang muttered for a long time with his rice in his mouth, but he couldn't make a whole sentence. At the end, he turned his heart away, and changed into the most natural kneeling position while holding the bowl, "Female Hero! Idol! Hero! Actually, I have something I want to discuss with you. In fact, you also know that at my level, you can’t beat any valuable monsters at all, so I want to say, if you have a lot of money, can you borrow me first? 2z, we are already partners, I will definitely work hard to improve my hunting skills in the future, and then make money to pay you back."
After Liu Xiaoyang finished speaking, he imitated Dandan's usual expression and blinked his eyes sincerely, but he didn't want the girl to put down her chopsticks and simply replied: "I don't."
God, don't take you to fool people like this!You just say you don't want to borrow, what can I do to you?You didn’t even bat an eye when you told the boss to exchange coupons for 900000z without money?If you don't have money, if you hit Luxun in the water and forest, you will leave without pulling out a root hair?
wait, you won't be...
"I lived in the mountains and forests since I was a child, and my master raised me. I don't need to spend money, so I never earned money."
Listening to the girl's words, Liu Xiaoyang suddenly remembered that when he entered the village earlier, the gatekeeper came up to greet him. If he hadn't seen him, there might be another welcome banquet in the bathing place right now.
"So you haven't been to Yuyun Village before?"
Shaking his head.
"Then your moon shooting goddess..." Wasn't it shot in the village?
Seeing the girl's eyes instantly covered with a layer of sadness, Liu Xiaoyang maintained his kneeling posture and buried himself in his meal.
"However, the Golden Mountain Vegetable Group exchange voucher was originally a test given to me by the master, and I should pay for it."
Girl, what are you talking about?Could it be that I am hallucinating?As a pioneer young man in the new era, I actually just want to briefly introduce the AA system to you...
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