hell i feel exciting

August is the hottest month.Yu Jiuyin carried the salute and walked a full five kilometers before finding his destination this time.

The typical urban-rural fringe painting style, surrounded by old buildings, many exterior walls have been mottled and peeled off.As for the haunted house surrounded by these old buildings, it is more like the oldest dilapidated one among a group of old antiques.

The whole house is crumbling, as if it could be blown down by a gust of wind. If there is more grass growing in front of the door, it can be directly accepted that the house is equivalent to ruins.

And here is where Yu Jiuyin will work and live in the next few years.

After staring at the signboard whose name was unclear for a while, Yu Jiuyin fully understood that she had been cheated.

However, at this moment, the information system notification from the mobile phone made his depression soar to another level.

"Congratulations on arriving at the mission location, please complete the mission of saving the store within three months, otherwise there will be thunder and bangs^_^"

The rippling smiling face is extraordinarily cheerful.Yu Jiuyin was silent for a while, and replied word by word on the phone system feedback: "It doesn't matter, I will not forget to take you with me when I die."

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Speaking of which, it was all the fault of Master Yu Jiuyin.People cheated their fathers, cheated their mothers and cheated their apprentices.Yu Jiuyin originally guarded the Taoist temple, but was sold by the old man to the Huaguo Metaphysics Association as a weaver on the grounds of his experience.

But Yu Jiuyin is usually most afraid of trouble, so when he went to the association to report, he specifically stated his request.It's okay to take on the task, but he doesn't want to travel too much, and hopes to stay in one city for a long time.

"This is difficult. However, one of the E-level missions is more suitable, but it has a small flaw." The little girl in charge of the registration with the association smiled brightly and looked very sincere.

"How to say?" Yu Jiuyin was puzzled.

"The one who issued the task was the widow of a deceased celestial master in the association. Before she died, she entrusted her store to the association, hoping that the association could help the store regain its former glory. There is indeed no danger, and there is no need to run around. But the task chain It was very long, and there was no profit in the early stage, so no one picked it up."

"What kind of store?"

The receptionist of "...Haunted House" has an embarrassed expression on her face.

But Yu Jiuyin didn't think it mattered.The master of metaphysics opened a haunted house, which is quite reasonable no matter from which point of view.Therefore, after a brief silence, Yu Jiuyin asked about the details of the mission.

"If I take over the task, can I ignore other things?"

"Yes. According to the regulations of the association, as long as you have a mission, no matter what level you are in, you will not be forced to do other missions."

"Very good, I'll take this!" Yu Jiuyin made a quick decision.

Although he has never experienced running a haunted house, it should be similar to maintaining a Taoist temple.The point is, running a haunted house or something sounds pretty cozy.Yu Jiuyin is usually the most tired of running around, and he has no shortage of money, and he is not afraid of being ridiculed by other associations' celestial masters because of his low task level.

So thinking about it this way, Yu Jiuyin felt that this task was quite good.However, what he didn't know was that as soon as he downloaded the Metaphysics Association app on his mobile phone and left the Metaphysics Association with a binding task, there were exclamations one after another in the reception hall of the Metaphysics Association on the back foot.

"Ah! Someone has finally taken this unlucky mission!"

There is no other reason. The haunted house mission has been shelved in the association for a long time. It is not that no one has tried it before, but all those who tried ended in failure.

Although in the eyes of the world, a master of metaphysics must be like a fish in water to open a haunted house.After all, he can deal with heaven, ghosts and gods.But the Metaphysics Association has regulations, that is, members of the association are not allowed to use illusion to deceive the world, and this directly blocks the easy shortcut.

Especially now that people are getting more and more courageous, and their requirements for novelty hunting are getting higher and higher.As far as the content in those horror movies is concerned, it might be scarier than the real thing in reality!After being well-informed, the designs of the celestial masters of the Metaphysics Association are simply boring and deceiving children to tourists.

If you come and go twice, the task will be delayed, and no one will pick it up at all.Now, due to too many failures, the punishment mechanism has advanced to the highest five thunders.It was directly voted by the Tianshi Forum as the top ten strange missions, and it is also the most special existence among the top ten dangerous missions.

That's right, the punishment for mission failure is more terrifying than the mission itself, and it hurts to think about it.

However, Yu Jiuyin, who was standing in front of the haunted house, also felt this pain.The haunted house in front of him, which was about to close down, was obviously even more dilapidated than the Taoist temple he used to live in!The Taoist temple also has a self-sufficient vegetable plot. What the hell is this haunted house?The half-collapsed roof might leak when it rains!

Picking up the corners of her lips, Yu Jiuyin tried her best to stabilize her irritable mood, so as not to go back to the Taoist temple in agitation, and a thunderbolt would kill the old man who was master.But the more unhappy you are, the more people are looking for trouble.He was distracted on one side, and someone came over to talk nonsense on the other side.

"Hey! Are you the owner of this haunted house?"

"Yes, is something wrong?"

"Of course there is, and it's a big deal! You have to give me an explanation today. It's your haunted house that caused bad luck and made our intermediary business not good."

intermediary?Yu Jiuyin turned her head and looked at the man.

He was a middle-aged man with an unremarkable appearance. Judging from what he said, the agency he opened was probably the one opposite the haunted house.

As for the bad luck... He is quite bad luck, but it has nothing to do with the haunted house.Yu Jiuyin looked at the intermediary boss for a while, and said slowly, "Tai Sui is the master of disasters and disasters. Your zodiac is Rabbit and now it is the year of Mao, and you dare to open the gate to the east. You will be unlucky."

"How do you know my zodiac sign? Could it be that you deliberately investigated me?" The intermediary boss was startled at first, and quickly shouted.

Yu Jiuyin got a headache from his quarrel, and lazily left a piece of advice: "If I were you, I would immediately fill up the door and open it again, and by the way, please ask someone to gossip at the due east. Also, don't go to the store tonight. Keep people, keep people quiet, or your life will be lost."

After finishing speaking, Yu Jiuyin pushed the intermediary boss away from her hand, and walked towards the haunted house with a salute.

trouble.

The haunted house made him upset, and he even ran into a neighbor who was unlucky to commit Tai Sui.Yu Jiuyin resisted the urge to beat up her master at the Taoist temple, took out her mobile phone with her free hand, and sent a text message to the old man far away on the mountain.

"Master, I have arrived at the mission point, are you curious what it looks like here?"

However, within two seconds, a mobile phone text message sent an account transfer notification, and his account was over 20.The remark is a cheap sentence "Apprentice loves you~"

Obviously the old man is guilty!Yu Jiuyin gritted his teeth even more while looking at the phone.

But there are two things in everything. Before Yu Jiuyin entered the house, he saw three college students suddenly turned out of the half-collapsed window of the haunted house.

"This is also called the top ten haunted houses in City B? It's so boring that even a two-year-old child won't be scared."

"So did you go in and pay?" Yu Jiuyin stood by the window expressionlessly and looked at them.

Fuck!Although it was broad daylight, it was scary enough for such a big living person to pop out so suddenly.The leader was taken aback.Then, seeing that Yu Jiuyin was young, he made a little joke.

"Brother, don't mind, your haunted house hasn't been visited for 800 years, we thought it was an empty house! I'm sorry."

"So you broke into the private house?" After listening to Yu Jiuyin, he looked him up and down a few times, and then frowned, "I suggest that you all don't leave tonight."

"What do you mean?" The other two college students thought that Yu Jiuyin was threatening them, so they also became anxious.However, before he could utter the cursing words, his throat suddenly became hoarse.

Yes, it's kind of weird.

Just look at Yu Jiuyin's face, the facial features are bright, and a tear mole at the corner of the eye is just right, but I don't know if it's because of anger, the eyes are extraordinarily cold, coupled with the haunted house that is in disrepair behind him, it is a little more out of thin air Ghostly, just like a nine-tailed fox that has only become a spirit.

"You can leave if you want, I'm afraid you won't see the sun tomorrow." Yu Jiuyin's eyes became more and more fierce as he stared at the three college students behind him.

"You, what nonsense are you talking about?"

"You have an old man on your back, he is holding a girl doll, and you..." As if afraid to scare someone, Yu Jiuyin's voice was extremely low, "The little boy on top of you is only half Body, don't you feel tired?"

!!!

An ordinary sentence made the foreheads of the three of them instantly covered with cold sweat.

"Are you sick!" The three college students looked at each other and ran away quickly.However, although they left, Yu Jiuyin's chilly words were like a nightmare, lingering in their respective hearts for a long time.

It's not that he doesn't save, but that others don't let him save.Seeing the backs of several people leaving, Yu Jiuyin hooked the corners of her lips boredly, and turned her attention back to the haunted house.

Now that he is finally quiet, he can think about the planning model of the haunted house in the future, and see what daily necessities need to be purchased by the way.

This place has been in disrepair for a long time, and there is nothing there. If you want to live comfortably, you must at least buy a big bed first.

As for the issue of revitalization in the future, the Taoist temple can allow him to operate until the incense is flourishing, and there should be no problem with the haunted house!

What's more, he also had to operate successfully.After all, if it is not successful, it will be struck by lightning.At that time, if you don't destroy the natal magic weapon that you worked so hard to raise, it will be difficult to save your life.

Thinking of this, Yu Jiuyin's mood suddenly became even worse.

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However, Yu Jiuyin is busy with the comfort of life.On the other side, the intermediary owner who just returned to his own store is in the dream of making a fortune.

He never expected that as soon as Yu Jiuyin finished saying that he committed the crime of Tai Sui, a big business came to the store here.

There is an urgent sale of a three-bedroom apartment in Mujin Community, which is transparent from north to south. If it can be sold within three days, the other party promises to pay 30.00% of the agency fee.

Mujin Community is one of the hottest communities in City B, and its market is priceless.Moreover, the cost of 30.00% five is still a three-bedroom apartment. As long as it is sold, it will be hundreds of thousands.

Flipping through the real estate certificate information provided by the person, etc., after confirming that everything was correct, the intermediary boss showed an excited smile on his face.

What is Tai Sui's series of disasters, it is clearly that the unlucky haunted house has missed his business.No, he just found trouble with the owner of the haunted house, and his good business has picked up.

However, he didn't notice at all that the man who came to him to sell the house also looked at his intermediary shop with a particularly eager gaze, and before leaving, he accidentally spilled the cloth placed by the intermediary boss at the gate. paint bucket.

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry." The man kept apologizing, and even took out his handkerchief to try to wipe off the paint on the door.

"Don't don't don't, I won't work for you. It's a trivial matter. Let's cooperate happily." Thinking of the hundreds of thousands that can be earned after the house is sold, the intermediary boss doesn't care about the paint staining the door at all. Instead, he focused on getting to know the man who sold the house, the exact time when he will come to the house tomorrow.

So, the two walked away while talking.As for the paint-stained door behind them, from a distance, the white spots looked like some kind of suggestive mark.For example, in the line of thieves, there are special symbols representing theft at night.

It was night, and the accident came suddenly!

The author has something to say:

Yu Jiuyin: Look~ this is the fate of being disobedient ε=(?ο｀*)))

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What, the article involves Feng Shui Taoism, I have checked the information before, and here is a bibliography.By the way, I would like to say that things like Feng Shui Taoism measuring characters and transforming evil spirits cannot be scripted.Different situations have different interpretations.So when you see the content in the article, just treat it as entertainment, and don't take it seriously.The bibliography is as follows:

"Criminal Psychology", "Criminal Psychology 2", "Abnormal Psychology", "Abnormal Psychology 2", "Chinese Taoist Cultural Allusions", "Mai Shen Xiang", "Liu Zhuang Shen Xiang", "Vulgar and Art", "Qimen Dunjia" "Detailed Explanation of Dispelling Evil Fengshui", "Extraordinary Store Fortune Fengshui" and a set of eight books edited by Huang Yizhen "Shan Hai Jing", "Norse Mythology", "Chinese Fairy Tales", "Deciphering Words", "Cai's Quick Word Test Method", "100 Cases of Folk Word Tests" "The bibliography is currently used, and there will be other related content later, which will be added to the author's statement later.