fall in love with chaos

I fell asleep until I woke up naturally, and even got up and sat on the bed to eat snacks.

Ok?

I just opened my eyes and watched in shock as he sat cross-legged in front of me and stared down at me, his hands kept reaching into the bag of potato chips to eat.

clack clack...

Click, click, click.

I:"……"

It's the bed...and I'm still sleeping!

"Peach jam, are you awake?" Luanbu smiled, and reached out to put a piece of potato chips to my mouth.

"You haven't brushed your teeth yet, don't eat." I refused, turned over on the bed, my eyebrows seemed to be frowned, and then followed me to bed with a bag of potato chips.

I moved my arms, but my body was not sore. After all, I didn’t move all the way, and I didn’t reach the end...

It's just that the eyes are a little swollen...not a big problem.

After washing my face, I looked at the mirror in the bathroom, remained silent for a few seconds, and said to the detective in pajamas in the mirror, "What are you doing here?"

"It's nothing." He muttered, looking like a willful ghost with a temper, and he was still approaching slowly.

I looked up halfway through brushing my teeth, and suddenly found that the person standing at the door was approaching behind me, less than half a foot away, who hadn't even eaten potato chips, and tilted his head to look at the back of my head.

"Uh..." I was so frightened that I almost swallowed the toothpaste foam.

He also raised his hand and pressed my elbow holding the cup in a serious manner: "The water is about to pour."

"Hmm..." I looked in the mirror and stared down at the cup, and after a while I looked up eagerly at my random steps.

I finished brushing my teeth quickly: "Who are you blaming!"

He hummed, and seemed to be wandering, looking at me in wonder.

I was choked: "..."

what happened?Stop arguing with me?I'm not used to it.

I tried to quarrel with him as usual: "It's your fault!"

Luanbu groaned and hummed again, completely glued to it, approaching the face staring down at me, not knowing that he was staring at the desserts in the window.

I:"……"

Okay... Are you used to it, why don't you quarrel with me?

My face caught his gaze like a cat licking with its tongue incessantly.

Me: "Look at a ghost!"

Luanbu stared at me closely: "Taojiang, I just realized that you look like fireworks."

What?Is it a love story?I was puzzled and couldn't believe it, and felt weird.

Me: "What do you mean?"

Ranpo honestly said: "Often blow up..."

"What qualifications do you have to say about me, you!!"

I paused, and added: "And I don't blow up. If you weren't too stupid and naive sometimes, I wouldn't complain every day."

"Uh..." Ranbu pointed to himself, "Me? Stupid and childish?"

"Uh..." I covered my ears with blind eyes.

Sure enough, in a second, Luanbu swept away the strange attitude just now, and it exploded, like a cat hopping: "Who said that! Who said that! Lord Luanpo is the smartest! The world's number one detective! Also, I Already 27 years old!"

Me: "I can't see..."

Not only does he have a short face, but he even has a short personality.

I thought about my age: "You are already in elementary school and I am still learning to walk."

I sighed: "I didn't expect it. I used to want to find someone older than me, but I didn't expect it to be so much older than me."

What's even more frightening is that, since he was not a freshman, he didn't have the thoughtfulness of a mature person at all.

Luanbu choked: "..."

He beeped softly: "Those people are no better than me."

The more Luanbu talked, the more reasonable it became: "And I still earn money, I can reason, I also know how to make Taojiang feel comfortable, I can share snacks with you, and I..."

I walked into the living room, and Luanbu followed me beeping, counting his good points.

My left and right ears surround his voice in all directions, stereo surround sound, with built-in volume up function, like a salesman.

I curled up on the sofa and played TV.

I have a complete understanding of Luanbu's home.

He paused and seemed to be thinking about what else to do.

"Uh..." I watched TV with a wooden face.

Ranpo: "I still love you."

Me: "If you don't love me, what's the point of dating?"

No, I just realized that my relationship with Ranpo didn't start from the love between ordinary men and women and reach a natural confession, but other reasons——

At least I recognized it, and Shi really felt that he was overflowing with kindness, even though Luanbu explained a few words, I still didn't believe it.

Now I believe it thoroughly.

I watched TV for a while, and walked quietly, as if I went to the refrigerator to get something, and handed it to my eyes.

Me: "Just woke up to drink iced soda?"

"Isn't peach jam thirsty?" Luanbu, who didn't lack common sense at all, tilted her head and asked me in doubt.

"Indeed." I took a few sips of the soda he gave me without any psychological burden.

I became quiet again, and after a while, I asked slowly, "Did you have a nightmare?"

"No!!"

"Why are you so overreacted! Hey, the soda is about to pour, you go mop the floor!"

……

I took off my slippers and sat on the sofa with my knees in my arms, watching the chaotic steps mopping the floor.

The inexperienced mopping of the green ground was watery, and the stains were not removed, and it was soft.

"You try harder." I said, "drag it to the dirty place, and drag it repeatedly until it is clean."

"It can't be removed!" Luanbu dragged on and became more and more angry, not to me, but to the floor, "What's so dirty!"

"It's such a simple thing, you should know it, Lord Ranpo." I said.

Luanbu really took the bait: "Of course..."

He hummed harder.

My voice control taught him the secret of mopping the floor.

After walking around for a long time, he immediately threw himself on the sofa and hugged me, and I hugged him back: "So what kind of nightmare did you have?"

He walked around for a while, then entangled, and buried his head in my neck.

I asked him again and he said hesitantly.

I listened, was silent for a moment, and asked, "Can you really fake death evidence?"

"Of course it's possible, it's so simple." Luanbu was sad, his eyebrows and eyes were drooping like the wet dog, and he heard the words and complained, "You don't even comfort me, Taojiang."

"No... I just think you are amazing, but I didn't realize how powerful you are..." I tried to touch his head, abandoning my surprise, and tried to comfort him, "What's so sad, I don't know how to do that."

"Nonsense, you're so angry! You still say that I brainwashed you, I'm obviously just hinting..." Luanbu himself was still aggrieved.

"Didn't I tell you not to cry in the dream? Don't be angry, what's the difference between talking about brainwashing and suggesting?"

"Yes. Some of them can make you react to being brainwashed after doing things, and you have a chance to wake up. Some are really silently integrated into your brain, and you can't even find it yourself."

"Oh..." I thought for a while, kissed his face, and moved in a hurry, insisting on kissing his mouth.

After the kiss was over, Ranbu seemed to vent his uneasiness, even a little more forceful than the soft and sticky one before, biting the tip of my tongue lightly before retreating.

I almost forgot what to say, and after a while, I panted and said, "I won't be that anyway, I won't be angry. Hmm...don't believe you brainwashed me to see it once?"

Luanbu was surprised: "Peach sauce, don't you understand at all, the consequences of brainwashing are not as simple as eating snacks and drinking water."

He looked at the arrogant man outside the door.

"Then can you lift it?"

"sure."

"Can you control the level of brainwashing?"

"Ha - yes, I'm amazing."

"That's incredible."

"Uh..." Luanbu didn't expect what I would say, he paused, and then he hummed slowly and awkwardly after a while.

I continued: "Let's not say I like you so much."

He was even more awkward, turned his head and couldn't hold back a faint smile and pretended to be.

I see people being coaxed, so I feel relieved to continue watching TV.

In the afternoon, I clutched my stomach and lay pale on the big bed in the bedroom, walking around the bed: "Are you hungry? Thirsty? I'll cover your stomach for you."

As he said, he climbed up and wanted to rub my stomach with his hands, and I patted him: "Your hands are freezing to death, so I don't want them."

I was so weak that my stomach was not in severe pain, but uncomfortable.

I remembered that there was only a piece of sanitary towel in the schoolbag I brought, which had been used up, and there was definitely no one in Luanbu.

So I struggled to get up: "I want to go back..."

"Don't!" Luanbu pressed it back, "How can I take care of Qingtao when I go back to school?"

"There are Chun Fei and Qian Xu."

"I can't take better care of you."

"It does take better care of you than you. You don't understand period."

"Then...then I learn quickly."

"Uh..." I didn't believe it.

"Anyway, I'll go buy it for you." Luanbu beeped softly, twisting up the quilt and covering it for me.

"Peach jam, you should sleep well."

I heard the sound on the door, and closed my eyes drowsily after a while.

The nearest supermarket is not far from Ranbu's home, so he won't get lost.

Edogawa walked into the supermarket carelessly, unable to bear the fact that the supermarket was too big, he wandered around for a long time but couldn't find the right area.

I had to ask the staff: "Where is the sanitary towel?"

The salesperson who was asked was stunned. Seeing that the young man in front of him looked at Mo Qingjun, he was not very old, and he probably bought it for his girlfriend. He couldn't help laughing and said, "Go ahead, turn left."

Luanbu nodded: "Thank you..."

As soon as he arrived, he was dazzled by the wide variety of sanitary napkins and tampons;

Peach sauce seems to be discounted every time she buys it, so he wants to buy her the best one.

So which is the best?

After thinking about it for a while, Luanbu thought that the most expensive one might be the best. It so happened that the salesperson came over and recommended a few to him.

Luanbu refused: "No, Qingtao doesn't use tampons, she uses sanitary towels."

The female salesperson with wrinkles on her face smiled: "Oh boy, cotton tampons are the best, they are comfortable and hygienic, your girlfriend must like them!"

"But she never used it."

"How do you know you haven't used it? What if it's too expensive? But expensive things are better than cheap ones. You are her boyfriend and you must buy better ones."

Luanbu has never been sold with such enthusiasm, he is not dizzy, it should be said that no one can persuade him.

The detective just pondered for a while, and simply picked up the sanitary towel and tampon to read the information on the back of the package.

He stared at the shapes of the sanitary napkins and tampons on the package surface.

It does look like tampons are better.

I was woken up by the sound of the door, the bedroom door was closed, and I came in with random steps, almost startled: "Why did you buy that!?"

Luanbu hugged the whole box: "It's okay, I've calculated that the peach jam comes out an average of four days a month, and according to the frequency of use, it can be used up within the time limit."

I choked: "..."

He showed me like he was holding a trophy, and I sat up and opened the lid of the box.

It seems to be the most expensive brand, I never bought one every time, and never used it.

and many more……

I was dumbfounded: "You...how did you buy a tampon?"

The tampons are very conspicuous in a pile of sanitary towels.

Luanbu snorted a few times triumphantly: "I've analyzed it, and this one is better. Don't worry, Taojiang, I've checked the health license number, anti-counterfeiting mark, and expiration date for each bag."

Me: "Who told you it was better?"

Random steps are natural: "But the tampon can make peach jam move more easily."

I paused and refused: "No, I don't know how to use one."

"Can you learn?"

I act like a baby: "I don't want to learn..."

Luanbu is obviously very useful, and the dizzy child said it was okay to listen to Taojiang, but he didn't care, it seemed that because he liked my acting like a baby, he was happy to get close to her.

I had no strength at all, so I let him move, and rubbed my stomach with random steps, my hands were not so cold... I have obviously been there.

Luanbu: "I touched Taojiang's belly after I covered it with heat."

"No..." I leaned on his shoulder for a moment.

In the end, I hugged me into the bathroom with a murmur of chaos, and I dawdled for a while before I went in.

Luanbu ran to the refrigerator early to find something to eat.

I checked the box in the bathroom and found that the bottom was a more expensive brand.

"Uh..." I sat on the sofa the whole night and watched TV listlessly, shouting indiscriminately, insisting on hugging me.

I didn't bother to argue, Luanbu hugged me from behind, covering my stomach again with warmed hands.

"It seems that Liqi can't catch a cold." Luanbu muttered.

I watched TV and half closed my eyes.

I bent my knees, and my chaotic legs curled up just around me. He seemed to think about it, and gently pressed my feet with his legs in plush pajamas.

I noticed it, and opened my eyes in a daze.

Luanbu plausibly said: "Qingtao's bare feet are warmer."

Me: "Okay..."

I felt that my whole body was wrapped by him, even my bare neck was covered by his hanging head.His hand was pinched back and forth, but it wasn't cold, and his toes were also covered.

Ranpo seemed very satisfied: "I'm warmer than the quilt."

Me: "Oh..."

He still had to push an inch and said: "Peach jam can be stretched in."

"Where do you put it in?"

"On me."

"I know, where?"

"So. In the arm? On the chest? On the back?"

I was too lazy to move, I didn't reply, but I was walking in disorder but eager to try, shifted my position, turned into hugging me sideways, and put my cool hand into the hem of my pajamas.

My hand suddenly entered an unbelievably hot environment, and there was a huge temperature difference between my cold hand and the temperature of his abdomen.

"Qingtao, you're so cold." Luanbu's words were obviously complaining, but they implied cheerful emotions, which changed the flavor, and anyone could see that it was intentional.

I am so sleepy……"

Since it became a side hug, I simply leaned into his arms, with one ear stuck to his furry pajamas.

When sleeping in the bedroom at night, the entanglement became tighter, as if afraid that I would catch a cold, and still hooked me and kissed me for a long time.

Ranbu: "It's easier to get hot, and it's not cold anymore."

I gasped: "I believe you ghost."