fall in love with chaos

I don't understand wine, and Luanbu doesn't understand either. I heard from him that he only drinks casually at banquets and has never been drunk.

"Hey, it's not a good thing to be drunk," he said.

But I haven't attended any banquets with him, so I can't confirm what he said, besides what you said by Ranbu, he has been working for more than ten years, and he didn't go to school like ordinary people at all.

"Are you saying that Lord Ranpo is lying? I am not!" Luanbu beeped, "And Qingtao will know how powerful Lord Ranpo is when you work."

I:"?"

We were in the supermarket, and I stared at the rows of red wine, wine, etc., and decided to choose beer first.

I picked a brand that is advertised on TV every day: "Why do you know when you work?"

Ranpo: "Because only when I work will I know how good I am at work!"

I:"……"

It's like saying nothing.

"What does Taojiang want to do?" He leaned closer, his voice right next to my ear.

I was looking down at the cold and heavy wine bottle in my hand, and said casually, "Teacher..."

There was silence behind him.I thought about it in my heart, and I always felt that Luanbu would immediately say something like "Qingtao teaches people without a teacher? I am very naive".

Immediately, I began to draft a rebuttal in my mind.

Unexpectedly, he pondered a few times: "Teacher and detective?"

I put beer in the shopping cart.

I tugged at his cloak, Luanbu reacted and slumped on the handle of the shopping cart, but soon hesitated again: "It matches well!"

I calmly said, "No, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't matter at all."

Luanbu: "For example, students skipped classes, students lied without homework, students made mistakes and refused to admit it... Taojiang can ask me, I know everything."

He has a super useful and powerful expression on his face.

I thought about what he said.

……

The student was confident: "Teacher, I didn't bring my homework."

I was silent for a moment: "You didn't write at all, right? The homework is at the bottom of your drawer."

student:"……"

Student: "Teacher, I can't take physical education because my stomach hurts."

I silently glanced at my phone: "It's impossible to escape the physical test, by the way, don't run today and continue next week."

student:"……"

Students quarrel: "Teacher, it's obviously his fault, he's blah blah blah..."

I don't need to listen to their sophistry, and immediately tell the truth: "Actually, you are blah blah blah, right? It's your fault, stop sophistry, the evidence is solid, call your parents."

The troublesome students: "..."

From then on, I was called Kino-sensei whose boyfriend knew everything.

……

I paused and found that...it was pretty good.

Quickly cleared his throat and brought the topic back: "Then I'll just buy two bottles. Do you want it?"

Chaobu excitedly stuffed all the potato chips on the shelf into the shopping cart.

Wen Yan said: "I don't want it, it's terrible."

He paused and added: "An ordinary drink is enough, I don't like that."

Then he quietly pressed down the snacks that were about to emerge from the shopping cart, and stuffed another bag.

After I witnessed everything, I thought that Luanbu might be my first experience in raising children.

The experience package turned to look at me. It didn't fit my impression of people in their twenties at all. He beeped: "There is no barbecue smell."

My vicissitudes of thought were immediately thrown out of the sky, and I was shocked: "How is it possible-no matter how good the potato chips are, it is impossible that there is no barbecue smell!"

I squeezed to his side to look carefully at the shelves, row by row, and I heard the dissatisfied voice of chaotic steps, "Okay, you don't believe me!" Then there was the voice of gloating.

"Why, it must be that the barbecue taste is too delicious and popular, I bought it too fast and I came too late." I comforted myself.

"Actually, it's not in stock." Luanbu whispered a beep next to my ear, and said with a smile, "Every time I buy potato chips, I will help Qingtao buy barbecue flavor. If I say no, there will be no."

I glanced at the full shopping cart, all of which were Luanpo's favorite flavors, and there were a few of them that I generally liked.

I reluctantly said: "Forget it, let's go."

Ranbu became happy visibly, he even forgot about buying soda, and only when he returned to the hotel did he look like the sky had fallen.

I originally planned to open a bottle to drink, but I stopped when I thought of something: "I haven't eaten dinner yet."

The sound of eating potato chips with chaotic steps and clicks is very obvious.

I was surprised: "You can't eat potato chips on the bed, it will fall off... Remember to clean up later."

Luanbu took off his shoes, sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, holding potato chips and watching me think.

He swallowed the food in his mouth: "Qingtao, are you hungry?"

"No." I hesitated, walked over and reached for a piece of messy potato chips to eat, "but drink directly? If you get drunk, you won't be able to eat at night."

But will you be drunk?Maybe... maybe not... I was lost in thought.

Luanbu raised his head to look at me, his face was like a cat, his slightly bulging cheeks disappeared due to swallowing food, he smiled when he saw me struggling, raised his hand, and put a piece of potato chips in front of me, as if is to feed me.

This is completely a normal boyfriend's doting behavior, which made me suspicious immediately, squinting my eyes and looking down at him cautiously.

Luanbu smiled: "Peach sauce..."

He pushed the potato chips towards me a little more.

I paused, then lowered my head and ate it. Most people would let go of the potato chips as soon as someone bites them, but Luanbu held the other end firmly without any sign of letting go.

I mumbled with the other potato chip in my mouth, "You should let it go."

"What?" He pretended not to hear, with a sly smile on his face, his eyes were crooked, it was really a cat.

This guy……

There's no way I'd give up the other half of a potato chip, I have to eat the whole chip if I want to eat it.

So I bit off his finger as if nothing had happened.

"Ahhh!! It hurts so much, Qingtao!" Luanbu immediately let go, holding his fingers to blame.

Me: "Nonsense, I didn't use much force at all."

I swallowed and took another look, and said with certainty: "There are not even teeth marks."

Luanbu was muttering something, but I didn't hear clearly, turned around and sat at the table and pried off the lid of the wine bottle: "Well...you don't drink anyway, I'll just drink the bottle and forget about washing the glass."

I try to take a sip.

It was hot, especially in the throat, as if crackling flames flowed into it all the way.

It really didn't taste good.

Luanbu muttered, "Peach sauce is too much!" He ran to the bathroom to wash his hands.

I try to remember.

Well, there is no extra saliva sticking to it, it's better to say that he washed potato chip crumbs.

It's obviously hard to drink, but I adhere to the principle of not wasting a few more sips, but the more I drink, the better.

……

The water flowed between the fingers, refreshing and cool, Edogawa kept kneading his fingers, the potato chip crumbs had been washed away long ago, but he was still kneading.

Can't wash...

The sticky and hot feeling seemed to be still on the fingertips, Qingtao did not use any force, but just touched it with his teeth in an attempt to scare him.

Ranpo was indeed frightened, from another level.

He kept rinsing in a panic, but the incomprehensible feeling firmly occupied his fingertips, unable to move or wash off.

Damn, what's going on.

His fingertips were flushed red under the cold water.

He has encountered too strange things. It should be said that he has often fallen into incomprehensible restlessness since he fell in love.

It's not the same as the restlessness of teenagers who don't understand why people lie and why they don't understand.

It's completely unfamiliar territory.

Luanbu turned off the faucet, the rest of his hands were slightly cold, making him shiver.

The place where Qingtao had bitten was still hot, surprisingly hot.

He frowned and twisted his index finger, which had the same temperature as the other fingers.

Fever is a psychological illusion, a suggestion in the brain, contrary to reality, and in tune with the heart.

At least now his heart is also racing.

It's so strange, because he didn't spend much time with Tao Jiang, so this kind of situation happened before, but he couldn't figure it out and just left it behind.

He walked steadily and stared at the fingertips without tooth marks.

He fell into life confusion in the bathroom, almost to the point of breaking his head.

Like good trouble.

Like how it's such a hassle.

Falling in love is also troublesome.

Ranpo intentionally thinks about her in the form of complaining, and subconsciously thinks about her when he calms down.

A habit has been formed.

Reason her, monitor her, chew her boring daily life, and find out everything around her.

Because Ranbu's brain is different from ordinary people, he can't tell what is privacy. In his opinion, those so-called privacy are simply exposed to the sun, so he often gets angry because others are so exposed that they can't reveal their privacy. express do not understand.

After Qingtao agreed, she was even more rampant, and she was immediately transparent in the eyes of the detective.

And Ranpo also likes to sit and think about his lover in the detective agency.

Eat, or go to class.

Who do you know, and to what extent.

What are you paying attention to, and what is the reason for laughing?

Knows her schedule and plans better than herself.

Qing Tao thought it might be a burden to him, so she would be grateful.

But there is no random step, it is not a burden, he thought it could not be easier before, but now it is out of control.

Neither lifted the controls.

In the silence, he rubbed his fingertips nervously, almost unable to bear it.

"pat..."

The sound of something falling to the ground outside.

Back to his senses, he suddenly couldn't remember what he was thinking about staring at his fingertips, or what he wanted to do, so he walked out calmly.

He walked up to the girl who was helping her crooked body, and said helplessly, "I said I was going to get drunk."

Qing Tao opened her eyes, her golden eyes were full of water vapor, and her face was slightly red.

"It's all wine-flavored clear peaches." Luanbu muttered.

She was in a daze without speaking.

Like a hypochondriac, he could only lean against him, paused for a while, pinched her face: "It's so hot..."

She moved uncomfortably.

"I said, let's kiss." The detective said, looking at the lover.

The drunken lover couldn't answer, his head was muddled, but the drunken state was quiet, and he looked at him blankly.

"Qingtao, let's kiss."

he repeats...

Then implement...