fall in love with chaos

I woke up to the loud sound of the alarm clock.

Mr. Kunikida is really reliable and knows us very well. Knowing that Ranpo and I are two people together, he still set the alarm clock conscientiously and did not give us the slightest chance to make mistakes.

The more I slept, the sleepier I became. Even though I had slept for eight hours, the more I fell asleep, the more I wanted to sleep. It was extremely difficult for me to open my eyes, so I pushed and said, "Your mobile phone alarm clock, you can get it."

ding ding ding-

The shrill bell still echoed in the room.

A small dissatisfied voice came out of Ranbu's throat: "It's over there with Taojiang, you go."

Luanbu's mobile phone was placed on my bedside table last night.

I was very unhappy, I didn't want to stick my hands out of the bed, it was too cold, and if there was a text message from the client or something, Luanbu would definitely tell me to reply by the way, so I didn't want it.

I muttered: "No. You take your mobile phone yourself."

Seeing that Ranbu was about to refute, I added: "And it's your job, so you should call the client."

Ranbu: "..."

He struggled to raise his sideways head a little bit and put it down again, the soft pillow sank again, he was in a daze, and seemed to be looking at me with faint resentment, entangled between the fingers behind my head With long black hair, I also moved when I heard the words, and I could feel the hair being circled by him.

My response to this was to shrink back into the bed even more, and pressed my forehead against his chest: "Hurry up—"

"Hey Qingtao, are you pushing cabbage?" Luanbu murmured, "My chest hurts so much."

Talking about Luanbu, he really frowned and touched his chest, because he was so close, he also pressed the back of his hand maliciously to my forehead by the way.

I didn't care, my head stopped, I just pressed against it, and said sullenly: "Hurry up, you can touch it as soon as you reach out."

Seeing that he couldn't fool me, Luanbu put down his hand angrily, "You don't care about me at all!"

"Huh?" I really admire that we can chat with the sound of the huge alarm clock, but once the laziness attacks, it is nothing at all, so I pulled the quilt up to cover my chin, and barely opened my eyes to see him again ,"Why do you say that?"

Luanbu: "I said it hurts, but you still don't ask me."

"I know you're lying and exaggerating." I said quietly, "It really hurts and you pushed me away a long time ago. How could you let yourself be wronged."

"Uh..." Luanbu stopped, probably because he was satisfied with my reasoning, which represented how well I knew him, so he returned to his normal voice, "That's about the same."

He finally stretched out his arm to reach for the phone, and the sleeve of his pajamas brushed past my ear, moving closer.

I used to sleep with Ranpo because I used to spend the night in his detective agency dormitory.

The first time I heard Luan Bu Da Lie Lie say that I don’t need to sleep on the sofa and sleep on the bed, I was so nervous that I exploded.

How, how can I say that Luanbu are all adult men over 25 years old, will it be bad?

But looking at his ignorant face, I felt that he would definitely not take the opportunity to do bad things like the other smelly men that his classmates said.

So I sleep in peace.

Who knew that his sleeping posture was unbearably bad, the kind that could kick another person out of bed at any time.

But fortunately, my sleeping posture is also very poor. According to my guess, we may fight and push each other in our sleep at night.

As a result, no one could push the other down, and instead twisted the quilt into twists, and the pillow fell to the ground and died on the spot.

I woke up that morning with a pain in my lower back - purely from being stalked around and using the top of my head all the time.

The same goes for Luanbu. When he got up, he yelled loudly, "Qingtao, my ears hurt so much!"

It was all because I stretched out my arm at night and bent his ear directly, and the ear was folded all night.

We looked at each other, speechless, and then beeped each other for a while, but no one got the upper hand.

The final solution is what it is now—hugs, tight hugs, all fours.

It's impossible for you to break free and kick me, right?

Shuffle off the alarm clock.

Me: "What time is it?"

Luanbu: "Well...nine o'clock..."

I turned my back to him, just changing my position: "You wash up first... I'll sleep for another 5 minutes..."

"Uh..." The back was very quiet, but I didn't feel the quilt being lifted when I got up. I felt something was wrong in a daze, and turned my head to look.

The black-haired young man fell asleep again, the phone dropped to his ear and the screen was on and on.

I pushed him: "Get up, get up, get up!"

"Ah, it's so annoying, Qingtao, don't rush me!" Luanbu rolled up the quilt and turned over.

The quilt on my body was swept away by him in an instant, and I pulled it back with all my strength: "If you are late, go back and stop playing!"

Ranbu: "..."

The difficult activity of getting up was finally over, and I continued to sleep for a few minutes with peace of mind, and then went in after Luanbu came out.

After washing up and having a quick breakfast, I dragged myself downstairs.

"What's the client's name?"

Ranpo yawned: "Shuichi Fujii."

Just under the hotel, there was a middle-aged man waiting anxiously, standing next to a black car and looking at his watch every few minutes.

I let go, pressed the beret in random steps and gave me a smile.

I:"?"

Stepping forward in disorder: "Mr. Fujii, right?"

There were a few strands of white hair on the sideburns of the middle-aged man. He was pleasantly surprised and respectful: "It's...Mr. Edogawa? Hello, thank you for accepting my commission."

I also nodded symbolically: "Hi, I'm Kiyomomo Kino."

Hmm... When they leave, I will go back to the hotel to play on my mobile phone.

I was about to wander off after saying a word, but Luanbu suddenly turned sideways and patted me on the shoulder, said with a smile, "This is Peach Jam—but please call her Miss Kino, I called Peach Jam."

Fujii was taken aback for a moment, but quickly realized that he was about to give a rich answer that I understood.

Luanbu continued, "It's my assistant, very unreliable."

I froze for a moment: "..."

……

"Hey chaos..." I was about to refute.

Luanbu Youyou said: "She came because of the high temporary salary. Although she is unreliable, she is cute, right?"

"Uh..." I swallowed the words of refusal abruptly.

Hey, I have nothing to do when I go back to the hotel. Doing this kind of thing is equivalent to a part-time job...

I immediately said seriously: "Hello, Mr. Fujii, although Ranpo is capricious and has no EQ, he is a good detective. Please use his working ability to the fullest."

"Uh..." Osamu Fujii paused for a moment, then smiled, with wrinkles in the corners of his eyes, "So it's a pair that has flaws but is harmless, a professional partner, right?"

Yes I am……"

Ranpo: "No! There are no shortcomings!"

Didn't you say that I'm unreliable! ?