Guide to Overturning Online Classes

It’s amazing, I’ve been writing this answer off and on for two weeks before I knew it.If there are no other accidents, our school will be able to resume classes next Monday.Ladies and gentlemen, do you feel the sadness in my words?Yes, resuming classes means that my eight-year-old online class is finally over. This is a happy thing, but at the same time, it also means that I will never see anyone who comes to give us online classes again God.

The water of the Seine is my tears.

Maybe I can consider downloading the teasing software after the online class is over?I just don't know if the male god has found another new love, after all, I'm probably just his dispensable flirt who doesn't know how many times to pass the time, hey.

A few things you're curious about:

1. Red Pants

It's a pity that no one came to my dormitory to claim his red underpants. Of course, I didn't let it flutter in the wind on my window edge. I was afraid that I would be photographed on the supernatural forum the next day, "Shocked! The thrilling red dress floated in the sky on a typhoon and rainy night! Suspected A supernatural phenomenon?" or something like that.Anyway, if I don't find the owner in the end, I should dispose of it, or send it to the lost and found office after class resumes.

2. Have I checked the Moments of the male god?

Yes, I read it.How could you not watch it!To me, the circle of friends of a male god is equivalent to you holding a piece of steaming, oily and fragrant braised pork in front of the lion. I don’t know if the lion can’t bear it, but I can’t.After class that day, the male god did not assign breathless homework, perhaps because the weekend was coming soon.

So I spent an afternoon that day, from four o'clock to nine o'clock in the evening.If you want to ask, how can a male god develop a circle of friends with students?That's right, I thought so too at the beginning, so when I was mentally prepared, when I clicked in, I could only see permissions such as "only display for three days"——

My God, where is the WeChat circle of friends?This is the Paradise of Amitabha, the Noah's Ark of Genesis, and the vivid pure land of the human world. Here is the life track of the male god that I don't know, and his joys, sorrows, and joys that I don't know.Here is the ladder that leads me to the soul of a male god! ! !

well, let's get back to business.The male god's circle of friends is much richer than I imagined. Most of the time, he posts academic things, but there are also daily life, such as the cat he told me before. The male god seems to be keen to take pictures of it All kinds of weird expressions; for example, what he ate today, he will actually post it, but most of them are not very tasty, probably to protect people in the circle of friends from lightning.There are many more, I can't finish, and I don't want to tell you a little bit.

3. Has the male god’s circle of friends posted anything about feelings?

Unfortunately, there is.

My good mood only lasted an hour, because I saw an unknown person appear in his circle of friends.Although it involves privacy, I really can't figure it out, so I post it a little bit, and I will delete it after you read it, please don't keep it in the file.

"The vast circle of friends, what kind of people would young people in their twenties like?"

"If you have a crush on someone, how do you chat without being rude?"

"City X is about to have a typhoon, but I'm looking forward to it, because I can see him after the typhoon passes."

————————Updated on January 1—————————

I deleted the part involving the circle of friends of male gods.

But what's the matter with you?What do you mean by "Isn't the male god talking about you?" "Didn't LZ and the male god talk about the base behind the typhoon? So the male god is talking about you", it makes sense and I almost believed it.Of course I have thought about it, but I have never told the male god that I am from City X, nor have I written my address on social software, so there is a high probability that he will not be talking about me, hey.

Recently, I have sighed a lot, and it turns out that love makes people hypocritical.

But there are still things to be happy about! !today!I!I met the male god himself! !

Hehehe, the thing is like this, after the [-]th class in the morning, I decided to go to the school’s canteen to buy something to eat. After all, my roommate took half of my food, and I almost ate it myself.Just when I was so hungry and stood at the entrance of the canteen, I tore open the bread package and devoured it hungrily. When I looked up, the male god walked towards me (the canteen behind me) against the wind and rain.

Before I could swallow it, the bread stuck in my throat, causing me to cough violently and almost leave this beautiful world =_=.Then the male god paused as he rubbed shoulders with me. For a while, I was speechless with him. He might be thinking where is the idiot who grows up so big and can't eat bread.

The male god turned around and asked me, "Are you okay?"

At that time, I just got out of breath, and I was choked with snot and tears, but I waved my hand at the male god stubbornly, saying that it was okay.Just as I opened the milk I bought and took a sip to calm my shock, the male god pulled my arm.

"Really?" The male god frowned with a complicated expression, "Your illness will never recover if you drag it on. Shall I take you to see a doctor? A classmate from the school committee?"

And guess what I did?You definitely don't want to know.

If possible, I also hope that I will lose my memory in place.

I was choking on the milk again and coughed violently, and I could even feel the milk coming out of my nostrils.I think I'm done playing. In the eyes of the male god, I may become that person with an IQ disability who can't eat or drink, referred to as mentally retarded. (bitter smile.jpg)