Guide to Overturning Online Classes

Well, let me say something against my will, I am not so narcissistic that I think that the male god is talking about me (but I think it is). It doesn't look like I am a novice in love.

So I hesitated for a while, and tremblingly typed and deleted the words I had just typed, and typed again after I deleted them. After thinking about not offending the male god and not making him feel that I invaded his privacy, I asked: Maybe he is just too busy. ?

The male god glanced at the message I replied and smiled.

"Maybe, I'm thinking too much, after all, he said that he will have online classes today."

Gentlemen, you taste, you taste carefully!

I can finally be sure that the male god is talking about me!But unfortunately, it was too late for me to jump for joy. Groups of my classmates had poured into the classroom. I looked up and saw that it was already the afternoon class time.Before I knew it, I actually chatted with the male god for half an hour!Rounding up is getting married!

Class is over, I will continue tomorrow.

—————————————Updated on January 1————————————

You must have no idea what I went through all day today.

First of all, today is the second day of my online class. Due to the mysterious development of the male god becoming my teacher, today I can no longer brush my teeth, wash my face, and pat my card with a chicken coop with messy hair. After all, although I am not his beauty in front of my lover, my image is still very important.

Morning class at [-]:[-], clock in at [-]:[-], I got up at [-]:[-] and brushed my teeth for more than ten minutes, and dug out the dusty facial cleanser in the cabinet.After a whole set of girly (only on behalf of me), I actually used my roommate's hairspray secretly, and changed three hairstyles in front of the mirror, waiting for me to get myself into a satisfactory shape.I struggled with my front-facing camera for a long time again. It was really difficult to look as good as possible while looking careless. I feel sorry for everyone who loves selfies.

Anyway, I stepped on the dots and sent selfies to the class group to check in.

And after that, my roommate asked me what medicine I took wrong or which girl I fell in love with in our class =) There are only two girls in our class, although they are all beautiful, but one is my roommate's girlfriend, and the other is my girlfriend. It's lace.

Today's me is a bad start, even when I look in the mirror, I feel that my face is black.

Anyway, these are not the key points. As a well-known online class overturner (yes, that’s the nickname you gave me), I also overturned today.The thing is like this, the male god is also very, very super invincible and handsome in the universe today, but for some reason, I seem to be a thorn in his side. After a class, he talked about seven major questions, and I asked me to answer five questions.

I believe everyone remembers that I set up FLAG, as long as I don't speak, the male god will not recognize me, and I will not fall off the horse, right?But now that I think about it, once or twice I can get away with a sore throat, what about the third time and the fourth time?Face must be preserved, but I also want credits! !what can I do! !So I did the most shameful thing in my life——

I choked my throat and talked to the male god.

PS Although my voice is not as hoarse and deep as a male god, but I still think it sounds good, what is it called?Juvenile voice, yes.

So when I choke my throat and speak, it's just like the parrot voice in the zoo imitating tourists.At present, all the students in the class, whether they are listening to the class carefully, playing games in a place where the computer can't see the fish, or playing chess with Duke Zhou, all came back to their senses, and turned into old people with a bewildered expression. The expression of subway playing with mobile phone.Don't laugh, hahahaha I will delete the post in the comments again!

Although the Suo Xing male god's face became complicated for a moment, he did not execute the sentence in public, but he finally let me go after that and didn't ask me to answer questions again.

Suffering and embarrassing, I finally made it to the end of get out of class.

You must not be wondering what I just did.Yes, I downloaded that broken social software back.

Of course not to rekindle old feelings!I'm so cowardly, even if Liang Jingru gave me courage, I wouldn't even dare to show my cards.I just want to see if the male god has been looking for me on social software for a long time as he said.It was only a day later, but it seemed like a year. I checked WeChat for a while while waiting to log in.

Then I was shocked.

God, he added me on WeChat! ! ! ! !ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !oh oh oh oh oh! ! ! ! !

But when I click on the friend request and see the note left on it, I fucking want to stay in place.

"Student Parrot, please pass."

Yes, God said so.

How can the male god I choose be far away? !Of course, I passed without confidence... and quickly typed a few words in the chat box, and sent it to the male god: I am not a parrot.

Don't laugh, I know I'm mentally handicapped, but you just have to be considerate of the little chicks who are blinded by love 555

It's a pity that the male god seems to be offline. He didn't reply to me, but my phone still vibrated. When I clicked on it, I realized that the social software login was completed, and the unread messages were automatically loaded back.Sure enough, behind the little head portrait of the male god, there is a 12 in white letters on a red background. He sent me twelve messages, and the last one was this morning, 1551

"You haven't replied to my message QQ for a day"

"Are you busy with online classes?"

"Did an unscrupulous substitute teacher give you a lot of homework?"

"Remember to message me when I'm online"

"The typhoon is coming tomorrow. Don't go out. Stock up on food reserves if you can. Do you live in a dormitory? Make a note of the phone number of the dormitory manager in case the wires short-circuit and trip or something. Can you give me the address conveniently? I Send you some groceries?"

"Forget it, don't give me the address, it's not safe."

"Good morning."

The above is not complete, it is a message sent to me by the male god.

Don't ask me how I feel, I feel like a fucking heartbroken man who abandoned his wife.