I, the ancestor of COS, is prying the corner again today

Jianren Qihai squeezed his mobile phone, looking at himself in the photo who was hugging his thigh by an inexplicably wretched and disgusting squid man, the veins on his forehead couldn't help popping out.

Sure enough, none of the second-year seniors deserves to be respected except Senior Sister Nitro! !

"Qamihai, you are very photogenic." Hui Yuanxiong's eyes were shining brightly, and he enlarged the photo received in the text message for Jianren Qihai to see, "You have the temperament of a big boss."

Qihai Jianren: Thank you for the invitation.And, his partner is really natural black!

"Let go!" Jianren Qihai glared at the squid man who was holding on to his thigh, and threatened unceremoniously, "If you don't let go, I'll cut you off!"

The squid man let go of his hand immediately.

"Call the police..."

"No need, just ask the assistant supervisor to send it to the police station."

"Wait, wait!" Realizing that the person who is most likely to be sent to the police station is himself, the squid man shouted immediately.

The three teenagers naturally ignored each other's words, heh, perverts have no right to speak.

Unexpectedly, after the squid man hurriedly took off his hood, he blurted out: "I'm a government official, not a criminal!"

Three people: "??"

Three people: "Huh? A government official? A perverted government official pretending to be a squid to stalk and harass women?"

Xia Youjie, Qihai Jianren, and Hui Yuanxiong looked down at the young man sitting on the ground, trembling with a squid hood, and said sarcastically: "Thinking that we will be afraid when we hear such words. Let you go?"

If they were just ordinary people, they would naturally have a sense of awe towards the government, and they might be fooled by the other party.

"No, it's not." Although the three on the opposite side are obviously teenagers, and he is several years older than them, but thinking about the scene where two of them beat the squid monster violently, the squid man swallowed, and neither dared to take the adult Their status as human beings weighed them down, so they didn't dare to run away.

Of course, he shouldn't be thrown into the police station to die by them!

Although there is a ban in their department, once they enter their department, even parents, wives and children cannot mention the specific work.

If you accidentally get into the game, although the superiors will try to find someone, but it will be after squatting for a long time.

Take the senior Pearl Man who was caught as a pervert some time ago. Not only was he treated as an exhibitionist pervert, he was sent to jail, and his photos were exposed on the front page of the newspaper by the powerful media, ushering in his social death. .

Therefore, he must not enter the police station!

Besides, the supernatural event happened right in front of his eyes, almost killing him, and the squid man thinks that he is not a brave young man who is not afraid of death.

The squid man took a deep breath. As expected, life and face are more important than work.

"I'm Yuki Hashimoto, a member of the Urban Legend Association, a secret organization under the Ministry of Education."

Squid Man, no, it’s Squid Man actor Hashimoto Yuuki tightly hugging the head of the squid in his arms, trying to explain: “Although my behavior seems very... But we are all for the stability of the society, to let everyone I am afraid of dark things, so I..."

Under the gaze of the three teenagers, his voice became lower and lower, and his confidence became weaker and weaker. Finally, he silently closed his mouth and slumped his shoulders.

If he didn't shut up, he doubted that the three teenagers with superior strength would beat him up, just like they beat up the squid monster just now.

Xia Youjie held up a finger, and a third-level curse spirit in the shape of a heart was wrapped around the fingertip.

This is a curse spirit born out of human's resentment towards scumbags who deceive their feelings. Because it has absorbed too much hatred of liars, its spells have the ability to distinguish truth from lies.

Weak is weak, but practical.

"I'm not lying." Xia Youjie threw the heart curse spirit back into the curse spirit space with a strange expression on his face.

So, is it possible that the Ministry of Education and Culture really did something?In order to keep human beings afraid of dark things?This is creating a curse spirit!

No, what if this guy named Hashimoto Yuuki was actually deceived.For example, the Urban Legend Association is not actually a secret agency of the government, but someone made him think it was a government department?

"Senior Xia You..." Qihai Jianren and Hui Yuanxiong were a little surprised by this incident that seemed like a shady government. They subconsciously looked at Xia Youjie, trying to seek advice from their senior.

"Take off the squid gloves too, you come with us." Xia Youjie said in a deep voice, since this kind of thing happened, he couldn't let it go.Regardless of whether it is a real government department's convulsion or a fake organization's fraud, it is only right to solve it as soon as possible.

Xia Youjie had never heard of the urban legend of the squid man, but in the end, a third-level curse spirit appeared.

Since it is an association, there must be many members, so what kind of urban legends are they interpreting, and have they already created a spell?

When I think that many of the curse spirits that make them busy are created by this group of people, they really get very angry.

"Yes, yes." Hashimoto Yuuki shrank his neck and replied weakly.

Although there were some small twists and turns, Nanami Jianren and Hui Yuanxiong did a good job in the first mission, killing the third-level curse spirit without any injuries.

As for their idea of ​​beating up the squid man during the process, Xia Youjie chose to ignore it, because if the person involved was replaced by him, he would definitely move faster than Qihai and Huiyuan, and he would never let him hug his legs.

Nanami, she's still too young.

In fact, Xia Youjie, who was only four months older than Qihai Jianren, thought sighingly.

In the harbs dessert shop, Satoru Sugawara and Satoru Gojo, who fought with their eyes from time to time, were like a life-and-death race while eating the delicious fruit mille-feuille cake, and finally waited for Xia Youjie's arrival.

"Jay!" x2;

"Jay, you are finally here." x2;

"Jie, I use unlimited ice cubes for matcha brown rice tea. Look, the ice cubes in the tea haven't melted yet."

"Jie, I specially left a piece of Melaleuca fruit for you. Look, it's super fresh. I can keep it fresh without limit."

"Jie, you can try orange black tea, I specially reserved it for you."

Qihai Jianren: "..."

Good guy, Sugawara Satoru and Gojo Satoru spoke at the same time. If you don't stare at their faces, you won't be able to tell who said those words.

"Yeah, good." Xia Youjie took the heavy care from the cats with ease, and returned the care to them, "Is a piece of fruit millefeuille enough? Let's have some grapefruit mousse cake. Everyone How about a third?"

As he spoke, Xia Youjie used a clean knife to divide the piece of grapefruit mousse cake that belonged to him into three.

One of the great advantages of the conjurer is that his hands are steady enough. The ones he cut for Sugawara Satoru and Gojo Satoru are the same in shape and size, even the yellow roses spelled out of mango flesh on the yuzu mousse cake are the same. One flower per person.

Xia Youjie, who gave out two-thirds of the mousse cake in one breath, was secretly relieved.Well, in fact, I ate too many nuts in the car before, and now I can't eat the cake.

Naturally, both Sugawara Satoru and Gojo Satoru had no objection. The two took a critical look at each other's plate, and after confirming that the other party did not have any advantage, they resolutely returned their attention to their own plate and began to eat that piece. cake.

Qihai Jianren was amazed, senior Xia You's ability to keep the rain and dew in a bowl of water is amazing.

And at their table, Hui Yuanxiong: "Wow, it's Chestnut Montblanc, this dessert is delicious."

Well, Hui Yuanxiong didn't think too much in his head, he was completely absorbed by the desserts on the table.

However, even if he saw the faintly turbulent atmosphere at the table next door, he would just say with a smile that the relationship between the seniors is really good.

Jianren Qihai looked at the cheese and bacon bread in front of him. It was his favorite food. It was definitely not something that Gojo Satoru or that Sugawara Satoru could do.

"That..." The squid boy Hashimoto Yuki, who was ignored by the conjurers present, was holding a black bag stuffed with squid hoods and gloves. He looked very embarrassed like a wanted fugitive. At Hui Yuanxiong's table, the chair seemed to be strewn with nails, and he couldn't sit still.

Looking to the left, the Xiayou boy who had startled him before was happily eating sweets with the two white hairs.

Look to the right, the boy Nanami and the boy Haibara who saved his life before have also started eating.

Nobody paid any attention to him.

Obviously, they listened to the squid man's explanation, but they didn't agree with it, and this disapproval was not even concealed, and it was directly expressed at this moment.

Hashimoto Yuuki shrank his neck, trying to explain that this was a task secretly ordered by the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports and Culture, and he also acted according to the orders from above, but no one paid attention.Hashimoto Yuuki, who had no appetite, drooped his head, silently waiting for them to finish eating.

"That squid man?" Satoru Sugawara said softly.

"Yeah." Xia Youjie nodded, "It is said that the staff of the Urban Legend Association, a secret agency of the Ministry of Education, acted as ghost stories according to the government's order to keep humans in fear of dark things."

"Isn't this creating a curse spirit?" Gojo Satoru looked disgusted, "Are all the rotten oranges in the government crazy?"

"Who knows." Xia Youjie's tone was light, but he still signaled the waiter to order Hashimoto Yuuki's meal, as if it was his last meal before throwing him into prison.

Hashimoto Yuuki was so moved that he almost cried again.

After eating almost, Xia Youjie released a small tent here to cover the two tables.

Hashimoto Yuki looked at the other customers who Qiqi ignored the two tables, and swallowed.

"I said, I said everything."

45;

In a modern society with rapid technological development, in order to keep people in fear and awe of dark things, the Ministry of Education secretly established the Urban Legend Association half a century ago to be responsible for deciding, operating and managing the urban legends that spread in the streets and alleys.

Well, this is what Hashimoto Yuuki was told by the senior who was in charge of leading him when he joined the Urban Legend Association.

The association has many classes, such as superstition class, conspiracy class, etc. Hashimoto Yuki joined the weird class three months ago, and he was responsible for pretending to be a squid boy.

It didn't work out well, and he was seen more as a psychotic stalker than an urban legend freak.

Hashimoto Yuuki is single-minded about his performance, and seeks lessons from his seniors in various ways. Even his colleagues in the class advise him not to devote himself to work too much, because a colleague who played the role of a human-headed dog disappeared because of being too devoted to work.

Human head dog?

Xia Youjie took out his mobile phone, logged into the 2ch forum, searched for Human Head Dog, and sure enough, he found a lot of posts.

If the popularity is judged by the number of posts, the popularity of Human Head Dog is much higher than that of Squid Man, and it appears in a wide range, with witnesses almost all over the country.

So, if you are too involved in work, you run around the country, pretending to be a dog with a human head, is it scary?

Xia Youjie doubts very much that the human-headed dog curse spirit has been born because of this.

The Sinister Urban Legend Association!

Hashimoto Yuki's autobiography is still going on.

In order to increase his popularity as a squid man, instead of being ruthlessly banned by the section chief, Hashimoto Yuuki searched the old files and found a senior who almost became famous all over the country 27 years ago but suddenly retired without knowing it. Back then, he played the fluffy man.

"The fluffy man?" Yuu Huihara scratched his head, "I've heard of this urban legend, and it's said to be as famous as the Gap Girl back then."

The fluffy man is an urban legend in the Kanto area. In simple terms, it is a man with a face full of fluff who appears and disappears on the streets at night and in the public toilets on the side of the road. The classic line is whether you want to blow it.

If you don't blow it, the fluffy man will chase him to the ends of the world at a speed of 60 kilometers per hour.If you blow it, the person who sees the true face under the fluff will be insane.

Hashimoto Yuuki's expression became a little strange.

"Speak up if you have something to say." Sugawara Satoru couldn't understand the other party's hesitation, and deeply felt that he was wasting his time with Jie, although there was still a Gojo Satoru that was in the way.

"Well, the senior Yu Mu who played the fluffy man and the senior who played the gap girl are husband and wife."

Everyone: "..."

The Gap Girl is indeed a fake.

However, with the trend of the Gap Girl being popular all over the country, there are still legends about her until now. Many novels, film and television dramas have played with the Gap Girl. It can almost be called the psychological shadow of generations of children. The related spell spirit must have been born.

And all of this is because of the Urban Legend Association!

Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes, his expression turned cold.

Hashimoto Yuuki twitched the corner of his mouth, and helplessly told the story of his visit to Senior Yu Mu.

Senior Yu Mu left the Urban Legend Association because he believed that his wife's disappearance was related to the association.Because after the rip girl played by Mrs. Yu Mu became popular all over the country, the real rip girl appeared.

His wife had actually asked him for help back then, but Senior Yu Mu didn't really believe this statement in his heart. It wasn't until after his wife disappeared and he seemed to find the real fluffy man appeared that Senior Yu Mu realized the truth.

However, just as he did not believe his wife's appeal for help, the Urban Legend Association did not believe his words either.

After hearing Senior Yu Mu's words, Hashimoto Yuki actually didn't believe it either.

After politely rejecting Senior Yu Mu's suggestion to send him back, Hashimoto Yuki returned to the association and continued to work.

In order to increase the popularity of the squid man, he expanded his original business of intimidating women on the streets at night to the dark underground parking lot in the afternoon. The result was good. He only squatted three single women before he was blocked by a real squid man.

Hashimoto Yuki didn't suspect that it was a colleague who deliberately pretended to be a squid man to scare him, because when he faced the realistic squid man, he felt an oppressive fear, which almost made him unable to move.

Fortunately, his desire to survive overcame his fear. He rolled, crawled and yelled all the way, and luckily met Jianren Nanami and Yuo Huihara who came to exorcise the cursed spirit, and finally saved his life.

"Afraid?" Xia Youjie asked lightly, resting his chin with one hand.

"Yeah." Hashimoto Yuuki nodded with a sob, it was too scary.

"It's right to be afraid." Xia Youjie whispered with a chuckle, "The ladies who are scared by you are also very scared. Although they don't think you are a real monster, they are also very scared when they meet a perverted stalker man with squid headgear. Bad luck."

Hashimoto Yuuki: "..."

Heartbroken, boy!

Even though he recounted his frustration of failing to achieve performance during his work and his fear and anxiety when he met the real squid boy, none of the teenagers present sympathized with him, even the most cheerful and optimistic Hui Yuanxiong turned his head away.

The phone rings.

Xia Youjie took out his phone, glanced at the caller ID, and pressed the call button.

"Teacher Noctua... Well, it went well. Nanami and Haibara were not injured... They are here... Dead? Yes, I understand."

Xia Youjie held the phone tightly, and said in a solemn tone, "This time, I will definitely remember to release the account... Oh, I don't need to release the account, that's pretty good."

Originally, after catching Yuuki Hashimoto, he just sent him to the police station and everything would be settled, but the other party revealed his identity as a government official, and even the secret agency under the Ministry of Education came out. Xia Youjie made a phone call to Zhengdao Noctua , and then the people at the contact window of their Noctua moth principal will conduct an investigation.

This efficiency is still guaranteed, and the relevant information was passed on in just one sweet meal.

Hanging up the phone, Xia Youjie glanced at the two students who had pricked up their ears and Yuki Hashimoto who was looking at him eagerly. What, they could hear clearly.

Xia Youjie thought for a while, and said, "Mr. Kurata will come to take you two back to the high school in a while, and Mr. Hashimoto, as an important witness, will also be with you."

After a pause, "As for the Urban Legend Association..."

Hashimoto Yuki instantly raised his head.

"The Ministry of Education and Culture killed three high-ranking officials one after another. None of the high-ranking officials who are still alive are aware of the existence of the Urban Legend Association."

The government has been cooperating with the magic world, Yin-Yang Dao, and Shinto. Although not everyone who works in government agencies knows about it, the high-level officials of all provinces and ministries know the existence of the Magic Directorate, and they are also aware of the most harmful to social stability today. How the curse spirit was born, the existence of the Urban Legend Association is simply adding to the confusion.

"How come..." Hashimoto Yuuki was dumbfounded, "I was obviously assigned to the Urban Legend Association three months ago, and I was assigned after being admitted to the national civil service."

Hashimoto Yuki, who was in a trance, was stuffed into the car, and along with Nanami Kento and Haibara Yuki, was sent to the high school by Kurata Ryo.Xia Youjie, Sugawara Satoru and Gojo Satoru went to the headquarters of the Urban Legend Association to investigate together.

The headquarters of the Association of Urban Legends occupies an unfinished building, and the locals stay away from it, completely unimaginable that it will be a base for the manufacture of various horror urban legends.

The auxiliary supervision of the window has contacted the police to block the street where the building is located on the grounds of a natural gas pipeline leak.

So far, the unfinished building has been quiet, and no one has ever entered or exited.Although the assistant supervisor present didn't see any clues, this excessive silence just meant that something was wrong inside.

Stepping over the barrier of the tent, Sugawara Satoru opened a pair of translucent and clear six eyes, looked at the unfinished building, snorted lightly, and said, "It's the curse spirit's lair, Jie, and there are no living people in it."

Although there is nothing unusual from the outside, it is just an ordinary unfinished building, even the mantra is only stained a little, and it is not a place to observe from the window at all, but in the eyes of the six eyes, under the false disguise, All that surged was the breath of the curse spirit.

"What do you know? This is a limited pool that can shine with golden light." Wujo Gou squinted at the old country bumpkin ancestor who came from the Heian era, turned his head and gave Xia Youjie a thumbs up, and said excitedly: "There is a special treasure Kemeng, Jie, just wait, I'll catch you!"

Sugawara Satoru, who is not ashamed, has already caught two super-class Pokémon for Jie. Although he snatched back a super-class magic tool, it should be quite practical, but two-on-one, he is slightly lost now.

This doesn't work!

If things go on like this, how will he defeat Lao Busha, marry the fox wife, and reach the pinnacle of life.

The more I look at Sugawara Satoru, the more I feel that the other party is treacherous and cunning, and Lianjie has been coaxed a lot. Gojo Satoru, who is full of sense of crisis, is determined to win the round.

Of course, he would not naively rush in by himself and give Sugawara Satoru and Jie a chance to be alone.

So Wujo Wujo raised his hand, pointed at the unfinished building, and hummed: "Old man, do you want to compare?"

"Heh." Satoru Sugawara snorted coldly, "You brat who brings shame on himself."

After saying that, the two Six Eyes rushed towards the unfinished building at the same time, completely ignoring Xia Youjie's words, and shouting loudly: "Jie, wait for me, I will definitely use the special curse in it." I will grab it for you flexibly!"

With one voice, the tacit understanding is perfect.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Seeing the two Six Eyes plunging headlong into the unfinished building, behind Xia Youjie, a dark gap was suddenly torn open by a ferocious hook claw, and countless curse spirits crawled out of the gap rustlingly, clustering together By Xia Youjie's side.

The magician sneered three times.

When did he fall to the point where he couldn't even pay the curse spirit, and could only rely on two cats to hunt outside?

The strongest... the strongest is amazing!

He hasn't conceded defeat yet!

With countless curse spirits besieging the unfinished building, Xia Youjie rushed into the building directly on the rainbow dragon, carrying the magic tool Zen Li.

If he wants a super-level spell spirit, he can catch it by himself!

Rather than rubbing the tattered curse spirit brought back by Sugawara Satoru or Gojo Satoru into curse spirit jade, he prefers to beat the target curse spirit until he is seriously injured and dying, and then twist the curse spirit that has no power to fight back into curse spirit jade.

Melee combat is the romance of a mage!

Xia Youjie entered the unfinished building.

Wait, who remembers that this was a survey mission?

The living people are gone, so if you want to investigate anything, the fight will be over.

Xia Youjie, who was led sideways by two cats, rushed to the top floor of the unfinished building, and without a word, he shot a stick at the wild magic spirit who was blocking the window.

The incantation tool, Zen Brutal, has its own severing attribute, is good at breaking defenses, and is very easy to use. It is worthy of being the super-class incantation tool that Wujo Satoru selected after going through the entire taboo library.

The first-level curse spirit came with a stick, which happened to be half dead, and rubbed it into curse spirit jade.

The second-level curse spirit came with a stick, almost expelled it, and rubbed it into curse spirit jade.

The third-level curse spirit does not need to be violently beaten at all, no, it should be called taming, absolute level suppression, directly rubbing the curse spirit jade with one hand.